第1章
“chenshaoshang,nigexiayandelaogaifan,jingranhaitianbuzhichidepaodaowodedinghunyanlai,nizenmeyouzheigeliande!”
“啪!”
chumengyaoyibazhangshanzailechenshaoshangdelianshang。
chenshaoshangbeishandeshenziyigeliangqiang,yiliancuoe。
tadetongkonghuimengmengde,yanshenkongdong,xianranshiyigexiazi。
shenshangchuanzheyijianlianjiadehuiheisechenshan,shangmianmanshituhexieyin,buzhidaoaileduoshaoda。
“dinghunyan?”chenshaoshangerandao:“mengyao,nibushi......wodeqizime?nizenmehuidinghun?”
chenshaoshang,benshijingdouhaomenchenjiadejichengren。
tacenghaochengtianzongguicai,shangyeqicai,shisisuishibianzaijingdoushidahaomenzhongzhanlutoujiao。
jiuzaisuoyourendourenweitabishijingdoushangjiedetianxuanzhizishi,henghuojianglin......
yichangchehuolingtashuangmushiming。
chenjiayintacanfei,haobuliuqingdejiangtasaodichumen。
jihanjiaopobinsizhishi,yigehaoxindenvrenjiuleta,bingdaizhetataodaolejiangchengruzhui,zhengshichumengyao。
chenshaoshanghuanghujianmolemobozishangdefozhu,manlianbukezhixin。
“shaoshang,dengnichuyu,womenjiuyaogehaiziba。”
chumengyaodangniandechengnuo,yixihaizaierbian。
zijiruyusannian,meitianjiushikaozheduitadesiniancaihuodaoxianzai,jieguochuyuhou,haoburongyizhaodaota,erdelaide,jingshitayubiedenanrenyaodinghun!
zheirangchenshaoshangzennengjieshou!
“zheidaodishiweishenme!nizenmenengzheiyangduiwo!”
“weishenme?zheimechundewentinidouwendechulai?”chumengyaoyilianjifeng,“niyigexiayandelaji,zhendeyiweiwohuixihuanni?shihuagaosuni,dangnianjiushiweilerangnizheigefeiwudingzui,wocaihuijiayihenijiehun!shizaixiangbudao,nibudanyanxia,lianxindoushixiade,jingranguaiguaidedayingle!”
“哈哈哈!”
weiguandebinkechuanchuyizhenjifengdexiaosheng。
“yigexiayandelaji,haizhendangzijishishenmebaobeile!”
“zheizhongfeiwu,rangtadingzuiyijingsuanshiencile,buranrengdaowaimianzaojiuesile!”
“yebusapaoniaozhaozhao,zijishishenmedexing,haiyoulianhui,zhenshishaque......”
chenshaoshangruzaoleiji,shenziyigeliangqiang,liansedunshibiandecangbai......
“哐!”
turanyijiaohenhendexiangtachuaileguolai,chenshaoshangyishengtonghu,daozailedishang。
“laji,mingtianbixuguolaihemengyaolihun,fouzedehua,wofeilenisizhi!”
yigeyishenheiseyanweifu,gaodashuaiqidenanrenyilianjieao,lengshenghedao。
tajiushichumengyaodeweihunfu,jiangzhouyujiadedashao,yuchen。
chumengyaoyiliantianmilouzhuleyuchen,“laogong,weiwu!”
yuchendaxiaozhepailepaichumengyaodetunbu,duifangxiusedeyishengqingheng。
“laji,wanglegaosuni,dangniannihemengyaojiehunshibeiguanzui,wojiuzainidehunchuangshanghemengyaoshuile!neiziweikeshihaoshuang,zheimeduoniandedalvmao,nidaideshuangbushuanga,haha!”
chumengyaoyiweizaiyuchenhuaizhong,yidianbuzhixiuchidegenzhejianxiaoqilai,“zheigelaji,wohuaiyitagenbenjiubushigenanren,hetaneigefeiwulaomayiyang,dourangwoexinsile!”
妈!
chenshaoshangxintouyizhen,taxunzhechumengyaodeshengyinmengdipuleguoqu,simingdezhuazhetadeyifu,“womani!tazaina?taxianzaizenmeyang!”
chenshaoshangzhisuoyidangnianneimetongkuaidedayingruyu,chulegannianchumengyaodeenqingzhiwai,gengshiyinmuqindelezhongbing。
tadangshishenwufenwen,chujiapaizhexiongfushuozhiyaotakendingzui,yidinghuiquanlibangmangzhihaomuqin,suoyitacaiyiranxuanzeledingzui。
“nakainidezangshou,gun!”
chumengyaoyilianbiyi,lianmangxianqidetuisangqilai。
yuchenhenhenyijiaojiangchenshaoshangchuaidao,yidunquandajiaoti。
chenshaoshangbeidadebiqinglianzhong,yikouxianxuetulechulai。
chumengyaolenghedao:“nizhenshigeshaque!womendangchujiushiweilepiannizuolaocaihuineimeshuode,niyiweizhendehuiguannineigesiguilaomama!
“xiangbudaozheilaodongxiyezhennengting,yibianjianlajiyibianzhibing,zheimeduonianhaizhenmeisi!qianxierizi,tatianzhelianshangmenqiuwomenzishou,womendangranbuhuifangguota,baodaleyidun。”
“buguo,womenchujiayebushineimehenxinderen,suoyibatarengdaoleyiyuan,xiangzhaolaoma,nigunquzijizhaoba!yaoqujiukuaidian,shuobudinglaodongxixianzaiyijingduanqile,hahaha!”
chenshaoshangxindiyichen,yishunjian,wujindehenyizaixinzhongshengqi!
tamanlianzhengningxiangzhechumengyaochongleguoqu,“chumengyao,woyaoshaleni!”
“你他么找死!”
yuchenyanzhongyimoyinhen,yiquanjiuzaxianglechenshaoshangdetaiyangxue......
“a!”chenshaoshangzhijuetoubuyigujutong,zaicizaidao。
yuchentaiqijiao,zhaozhechenshaoshangdeshouwanjiuhenhendecaiqu......
“gaba”yisheng,chenshaoshangyishengcanjiao。
“rangnizhaosi,laozijintiantisini!”
yuchenfaxieyibansimingdetixiangchenshaoshang,chenshaoshangbeitidehunshenmanshixianxue,jianjianyijingmeileshengxi......
“suanleyuge,liutayikouqi,mingtianhaiyaokaozheigefeiwulihunni!”
shuozhe,chumengyaomanlianrouqingdepaolegemeiyan,shouzhizaiyuchendexiongtanghuaquanquan:“zaishuo,liudianliqi,yihuierzanmenhaideyundongni......”
yuchenzuijiaoyimoyinxiao,yibazhangpaizaichumengyaodeqiaotunshang,redechumengyaoyishengjiaochuan,zhouweidenanrenchuanchuyizhenxiqisheng。
yuchenhedao:“lairen,bazheigelajijiworengchuqu!”
lishizouguolaijigebaoan,xiangtuosigouyibanjiangchenshaoshangrenglechuqu。
“feiwu,xiangyaojiannisiguilaomazuihouyimian,jiugankuaiquyiyuan,wanle,zhijieshoushiba!”
chumengyaolenglengdeliuxiayiju,hongdiyishengguanshangledamen。
chenshaoshangzhengzhazhepaleqilai,yefengxiaose,chuizaimanshishanghendeshenshanglishizuanxinbantengtong!
妈!你不能死!
chenshaoshangjuewangdeyishengsihou,wutoucangyingbansimingdekuangbenerqu......
malushang,chenshaoshangkuangbenzhe,taxianzaineixinyipiankongju,zhendepazaiyejianbudaomuqin。
turan,“kuang”diyisheng,tazhijueshenqianyigudalixilai,shenzifeilechuqu。
“zhaosia!”yiliangxianghuotinglexialai,zouxiayigezhuanghan。
takandaochenshaoshangtangzaidishang,yidongbudong,nuhedao:“xiangpengci,jilaozigun!”
shuozhe,yijiaojiubatatidaolelubian,kandoumeikanyiyan,paohuicheshang,yangzhangerqu。
guoleyihuier,chenshaoshangcaihuifuyishi,tazhijuehunshenjutong,danyixiangdaomuqin,hunshenyigejiling,yaoyazhengzhazheqishen,xunzhenaozhongduiyiyuanluxiandejiyi,zaicikuangbenqilai......
“啊!”
“滚,死瞎子!”
“zhaosiani,laji!”
“......”
yilushang,chenshaoshangbuzhibeiduoshaorenzhouma,shenzhibeida......
zhongyu,diediezhuangzhuanglaidaoyiyuan,tayanjingkanbudao,xinzhongyoujiaojiwanfen,wunaizhixiazhidedahanqilai,“ma,nizaina,ma......”
“hanshenme,yebukankanzheishishenmedifang,shangnazhaonimani!”yigehushiyilianyanedeshuodao。
chenshaoshangxunzheshengyinyibajiuzhuazhulehushi,“womajiaowangqian,jiuzainimenyiyuan!tazaina?”
“fangkaiwo!”hushibeimanshenshixuedechenshaoshanghehuaile,danchenshaoshangyouyujidong,shoujingqida,yuezhengyuejin。
“neigeqiongguilaopozibuzaizhei,zaojiubeidiuchuqule。nikuaifangkaiwo,buranwobaojingle!”
“nishuoshenme!”chenshaoshangyilianzhengning,shoujinggengshijiazhonglejifen,tengdehushikulechulai。
“womadaodizaina!jintianwozhaobudaowoma,woyaonimendoupeizang!”chenshaoshangyijingshiqulizhi,yaoshimuqinyougesanzhangliangduan,tazhendenenggandechulai!
“zai......zailouhoumiandelajiduifangqu......”hushibeiheshale,lianmangshuodao。
chenshaoshangyibatuikaihushi,mengdechonglechuqu......
tamosuozhelaidaolelouhou,sihouleqilai:“ma!ma......”
qiangjiaochu,quansuodewangqianyanyanyixi。
taturanyilianjinge,zhandouzhehandao:“shaoshang?shinimaerzi?”
“ma!”chenshaoshangyilianjidong,mengdixiangzheshengyinchuchongleguolai。
turanyikuaizhuantoujiangtabandao,tayitouzailexiaqu,shuangshouzhijiechudaoleyididebolisuipian,zhijueyiguzuanxindejutongxilai。
“啊......”
“少商!”
“妈!”
chenshaoshanghenhendeshuangshouyichu,jiangshenzichengqi,puxianglemuqin!
cishidewangqian,manlianzhouwen,lianselahuang,hunshenshoudefangfopibaogu,yishenpolanzangwudeyifukanbuchuyuanlaidesecai。
dantayanzhongquemanshixise,jinjindebaozhulechenshaoshang,“shaoshang,zhendeshini!wodeera......”
leishuikuangyongerchu......
“ma,nizenmeyangle!”
“ma......tinghao......”wangqianzhengzhazhekaikou,danshengyinqueshifenwuli。
cishi,tazaoyiyoujindengku,wanquanshiyinweiyikouqichengzhe,xiangyaozuihoukanerziyiyan,caimeiyoukuadiao。
rujinyijiandaoerzi,shenzizaiyechengbuzhu,turanyunsileguoqu......
“ma,nizenmele?ma!”
yixiazitingbudaomuqindeshengyin,chenshaoshanghehuaile,taqingqingyaoleyaohuaizhongdemuqin,faxianmuqinyidongbudong。
shenshoumodaomuqindelianshang,faxianmuqinyijingbishangdeshuangyan,tadengshixinrudaoge,simingdesihoudao:“ma,nibuyaohewo!ma!”
danmuqinquehaowufanying......
“啊!”
ganshoudaomuqinjijiangsiqu,chenshaoshangchedibengkuile!
yitianzhinei,tajinglilezheimeduodefeirendedaji,cishi,tachedikangbuzhule。
噗!
qixuegongxin,yikouxianxuepenlechulai!
chenshaoshangshunjiantandaozaidi,qiruoyousi,zhiqianbeiyuchendazaijiashangbeichezhuangzaoyishangjiwuzang,cishizaiyewufazhicheng。
为什么!
weishenmezheixieshipianpiandoufashengzaiwoshenshang!
nandaowochushengjiushiweilechengweiguochangdexiaohuama!
凭什么!
jiuzaizheishi,turan,chenshaoshangzhijuenaozhongyishengzheneryulongdehongmingshengxiangqi。
“mingjieyipo!chuanchengdeyi!chenshaoshang,xinglaiba!”