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taturanhenhenyijiaotizaiwoxiongkoushang，chezhewodetoufatuoxingshumi，rangwokanqingchutashouzhongdekelly25：“nishitadezhuren？niyepei？”
wozhengzhazhebaikaitadeshou，quebeiyazhemengshanlejigeerguang，meijiashangdezhuangshihuapolewodelian。
chashuijiandechaonaoshengyinlailezhongrendeweiguan。
“qiaoan，nizheishizaiganshenme？aiya，dishangzheigerenpitousanfadehaidazhegeduzi，shenmeqingkuang？”
“sheibuzhidaoqiaoanjiekeshiluzongdenvpengyou，zaigongsishuoyibuer，meirenganwuni，zheigelaofunvzenmedezuitale？”
qiaoanyanedikanwoyiyanshuodao：“zheige**xiangtouwodebao，beiwofaxianle，haiganshuowodebaoshitade！”
yourenchixiaodao：“wodetian，jianbujiana，buguoyanguanghaizhenhao，zheigekelly25keshieyupi，shiluzongxinsongdeba？jingganzailuzongdegongsiqifuqiaoanjie，jianzhizhaosi！”
qiaoandeyidao：“buguoyigebaoeryi，jingshengegesongdehaishaoma？jiushichadianbeizheige**dezangshoupengdao，guaiexinde！”
xiangdaoshilujingshenzaigongsijileqiaoanmodadequanbing，caidaozhiwozaodaorucidexiuru，woshiwangtouding，fubuyizhenzhenfajingengrangwowanfenjinzhang。
wozhihaokaikouaiqiudao：“kuaibangwoda120，woduzibushufu。”
qiaoanchaofengdao：“zhuangshenmezhuang？toubaobuchengnihaixiangeqianbucheng？zheijianzhonggenzheniyeshidaomei！chengleniliancaidegongju！yaobuworixingyishan，bangtazhongxintoutai！”
tazuoshiyaoguolaitiwo，worenzhefubuzhujianchuanlaidejutong，yaoyashuodao：“woshilujingshendetaitai！”
众人顿时哄笑一堂。
“zheinvrenfayizheng，luzongyoujiepi，zenmehuiyouzheizhongtaitai，sahuangyebudacaogao！”
“xiangluzongheqiaoanjiezheiyangdetimianren，shinipandeshangdemajiuhushuo！”
“qiaoanjiekeshifujiamingyuan，niyepeigenqiaoanjiebi？”
wotaitouhenhenkanxiangqiaoan，renbuzhuchaofeng：“meijianguomaibaotaoxianxiangyongjiabaochongshudefujiamingyuan！”
qiaoanlianseyihuang，naqiyipangdekaishuihuzhijiejiaodaowoshenshang，woganjintaishouzhedang，keshishoushanglianshanghaishidoubeitangshang，shunjianqileshuipao。
fuzhongjiaotongyujiamingxian，wowuzheduzitongkudicanjiao。
qiaoanehenhenshuodao：“nijuranhaiganwumiewo？！niyiweibierenhuixinma？”shuozhekaojinwodeerbianehenhenjinggaodao：“nizuihaobizui，fouzeworangnihouhuilaidaozheigeshishang！”
chashuijiandechaonaoshengzhongyujingdonglehuiyishi，suizheyizhenjiaobusheng，zhongrenjinruohanchan，yourengongjingdishuolesheng：“luzong，ninlaile。”
wosonglekouqi，tazhongyulaile，zhiyoutanengzhengmingwoshilutaitaideshenfen。
suijishiqiaoandekuqisheng：“jingshengege，xinlaidebaojieqifurenjia！”
lujingshendeshengyinxiangqi，tachizedao：“naoshenme？xinlaiderenbudongshi，ganzoujiushile！zheiyangchengshenmeyangzi？”
zaiqiaoandechuoqishengzhong，lujingshenshenqinganweidao：“anan，meishiba？”
zhishizhizhong，takandoumeikanwoyiyan，fangfowoshishenmewuhuidezangdongxi，zhijielanzheqiaoanjiuyaolikai。
qiaoanzengedisaolewoyiyan，shenqingdeyi。
tameirenchuwoma？yeshi，woxianzairucilangbei，lianshangbeitangdetonghong，toufayesanluanxialai。
wogentashicaogenchuangye，jiannandapincaiyoujintian，tazuigutimian，shengpabeirenqiaobuqitadecaogenchusheng。
woyeshenzhizaiyizhongyongyouxionghoubeijingdejiazuqiyezhongzhengquziyuanyouduomebuyi。
suoyiwoduitazongshigewaixinteng，jiejinsuonengdipeiheta。
danzheidoubushitayunqichuguideliyou。
wozhanqishen，bokailianshangdeluanfa，zhanshengshuodao：“lujingshen，nijiuzheimekanzhewobeirenqifuma？”