第1章 卑鄙狗男女

“houjishenmeya,woduixianghaizaichuangshangni~”

yishengjiaoheng,rangzhoumingqingxingguolai。

zhengyanyikan,taheleyitiao,zijijingranpiaofuzaitianhuabanshang!

zhijianzaitaxiafangyiyuandebingchuangshang,tadeshentiyidongbudong,yijinghunmile。

zhoumingxiangqilaizijitufaxinzangbing,zheishilinghunchuqiaoyaosile?

takandaolingyigekongbingchuangshang,haizuozhelianggeren。

zhengshitadeweihunqilinman,hezuihaodexiongdichengminghao。

ercishilinman,jingranzuozaichengminghaodetuishang!

zhijianchengminghaoyilianyinxiao,xianzhushouzailinmandetuishang,siyidemosuozhe,houzhejingranyejiaodidideyinghezhe。

chengminghaotianletianzuichunshuodao:“yishengdoushuozheifeiwuxingbuguolaile,tadenvren,ziranyouwolaixiangyongle。”

kandaoweihunqi,hezuihaodexiongdigoudazaiyiqi,zhoumingdunshihuomaosanzhang。

tahaimeisini,jiuzheimepobujidailema?

jiexialai,chengminghaogengshideyidejifengdao:“zheifeiwudaosidoubuzhidao,niduzilidehaizishiwode,haikoukoushengshengjiaowoxiongdini,zhenshigehuowangba!”

zhoumingwenyannaodaiwengdiyixia,yuanlaide,weihunqiduzilidehaiziyebushita!

tazirenweizuihaodexiongdi,jingranbatalvle!

kuizijihaibatamen,dangchengzuiqinjinderen!

linmanyexianqidi,pieleyanbingchuangshangdezhouming,buxiedishuodao:“wokan,yebiejitazhile,fanzhengtasile,jiachanjiudoushiwodele。”

zhoumingwenyan,manqiangnuhuo。

zijiyixinyiyiduidaidedeweihunqi,jingranruci**!

yinweiweihunxianyun,tajileduifang20wancaili,taokonglejiadi,shenzhifangziyexieshanglelinmandemingzi。

kexianzai,haizigenbenbushitade!

zijizheixieniandangniuzuomazandeqian,haiyoulaomuqinbanshengpinsipinhuozhengchulaidejiachan,qibushidoubianyilezheiduigounannv?!

kanzhegounannvchouloudezuilian,zhoumingzhenxianghetamenpinle!

ketaxianzai,zhishiyilvhunpo,shenmedouganbule。

zheishi,chengminghaoyebaozhelinmanzhanleqilai。

“zoubabaobei,wojializuijinkeshidashangdalaole,zheigehuowangbajiugaosuyisheng,rangtazishengzimie。”

guolehui,hushiguolai,jizhoumingchexiagezhongzhiliao。

zhoumingnengganjuedao,shentideshengjizaiyidiandianxiaosan。

他不想死!

他不甘心啊!

miliuzhiji,tadekoudailifuqinliuxiadeyibenpojiudeguyishu,fachudandandijinguang。

yidiandian,bianbuzaizhoumingdeshentishang。

tanaohaizhongfuxianchu,yigufuqindeshenying。

zhitingdaofuqinkonglingdeshengyin:“xiaoming,woyongwozuihouyisiyishi,chuanshoujiniwushangyishu,zhiciniyaoxuanhujishi,wanchengwoweiwanchengdeshiming……”

刷!

buzhiguoleduojiu,zhoumingturanzuoleqilai。

tajingyadikanxiangsizhou,tajingranmeisi?

shenzhi,tabenlaitingzhidexinzang,youyoulidetiaodongleqilai!

zhoumingxingfenbuyi,zhenshitaihaole!

youxiangdaozhiqian,matahuowangba,xiangrangtasidejianfu**,zhoumingmianseyichen。

“meixiangdaoba,womeisi,nimenliangjiwodengzhe!”

zhoumingganjuezijimeishile,diyishijianjiuxianghuijiazhaomuqin。

jiuzaizhoumingganhuijialilaofangzideshihou,kandaoyuanzizhongyipianlangjie,jialidongxidoubeirenglechuqu。

shouruodezhoumuhanjingdaozaidishang,liangbinbanbaidetoufafeichanglingluan,yifushangmanshichentu,gangbeicongjializhuaichulai。

linmanzaimenkoubaozhejianbang,duizhezhoumubaileyiyan,qugandao:“nierziyaosile,niganjinhezheiduipolangunyuandian!”

hanjingfeilidezhuzhexigaizhanleqilai,yiliankuse,qiqiudao:“wozoukeyi,zheilaofangzirujinyeshinidemingzi,keshimanman,maxianghenishangliang,baxinfangmailejixiaomingzhibing。”

chengminghaowenyanpielepiezui,madao:“nizheilaobusidejiwotinghao,nineisiguierzisile,fangzidoushilinmande,ganjingun!”

ranhouchezhehanjingdeyifu,cubaojiubatawangwaituo。

zhoumingzuanjinquantou,yinweidangchulinmanhuaiyun,bujinbadaikuandexinfangjiashanglelinmandemingzi,fumuzhudelaofangziyejileta。

dangchu,jiushichengminghaozheige‘haoxiongdi’genzhequande。

xianzaijingranyaotuntajiachan,haiyaobatamuqingandaodajieshang。

真是太卑鄙了!

zhoumingnuhuozhongshao,chongshangqutuikaichengminghao,balaomaqianglehuilai。

“nimenlianggegounannv,ganqifuwoma!”

sanrenwenshengkanlai,jiandaozhoumingjingranmeishi,douhenyiwai。

jiandaoerzi,zhoumudaxiguowang,lianmangchongleguolai,zhuazhuzhoumingdeshou,kuzhedaliangleqilai。

“xiaoming,nimeishile,zhenshitaihaole!”

zhijianhanjinglianggexigaidoubeimopole,toufayeshaolejilv,laomaruciqiaocuideyangzi,rangzhoumingnaonubuyi。

talengzhelian,fenhenkanxiangchengminghaoerren,zhiwendao:“nimenzheiduijianfu**,zhenshibuyaolian,wonaliduibuqinimen,zheimeduiwoma!”

chengminghaopielepiezui,buxiedao:“nizhenyiweiwonanidangpengyou?nizheigeqionggui,woconglaijiumeikandeqiguo!”

linmanyebaileyiyan,jifengzhe:“jiushi,niyigewonangfei,yebukankanzijishenmedexing,zhenwohuiweinishenghaizia?xiaohua!”

beizijizuiaidenvrenhezuihaodexiongdibeici,zhoumingxinrudaoge,kuizijineimexiangxintamen!

zhiguaizijiyiqiantaishale!

taqiangrenzhenuhuo,lenghengdao:“hao,congjinyihou,zanmenenduanyijue,bacailihefangzihaiwo!”

tingwenciyan,chengminghaoyishengchixiao,“nishichunhuoba,dangchujiushiyinweizheiliyaochaiqian,wocairanglinmanhuyouniyaozheipofangzide。”

zhoumingzuanjinquantou,chengminghaojiashigaogongchengde,zhidaoxiaoxizao,yuanlaizaojiujitaxiataole!

hanjingjianzhuang,lianmangshuoqilehaohua:“zanmenhaoshuohaoshangliang。”

“laobuside,lundedaonishuohuama?”chengminghaopeileyisheng,taishoujiuyaochouhanjingerguang。

啪!

yibazhang,rangzhoumingyonggebodanglexialai。

zheishihou,wuzilibandongxidesigenanrenchonglechulai,bazhoumingtuantuanweizhu。

chengminghaoyilianxixue,kandaodishangzhoufudepaiwei,yijiaotidaolepangbian,hexiaodimenfenfudao:“batadepolanwanyi,doujiworengle。”

zhoumingnaodaiwengdiyixia,renwukeren。

“chengminghao,niqirentaishen!”

zhoumingnubukee,chongshangqujiuyaozouchengminghao。

keduifangrenduoshizhong,zhoumingjibianfennu,keshishuangquanbudisishou。

henkuai,jiubeienzaidishang,

hanjingzaiganjinkuzhelajia,“haizimen,biedale,ayiqiunimenle。”

keshiwujiyushi,zhijiebeishuaidaoleyipang,zhuangdetoupoxueliu。

chengminghaopeileyisheng,“made,nizheiqiongbiganhelaozifangsi!”

tazouxiangzhoufudepaiwei,yijiaocailexiaqu。