第1章 真是丑绝了……

yujingyan:congchuyudaoweilai,yiwocundianweiguang,huniguangmangwanzhang。

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chenguangxiwei,nuanyangcongchuangjiuchuanxieerzhi,zhaoliangleyishi。

tangxiaowanqingzhanzhejiemao,weiweikekaiyan,fanlegeshen,zhuangjinnanxingjingzhuangxiongtang。

nanrendaizhenongzhongbiyin,menhengyisheng,culizhangxinguozhetajiantourouca。

tangxiaowanqingshengdingningleyixia,moyuejimiaozhonghou,tamengdizhengkaiyan,yucitongshitangzaishenpangderendakailemoguizhitong!

danaokongbailiangmiaohou,liangrenzhenjingdidengzhebicibaojiao:“aaaaa!!!”

“鬼啊!”

鬼?

tangxiaowanhoudequeyang,xiayishishentuichaonanrenchuaileyijiao。

“我靠!”

nanren‘putong’yishengfandaozaidi。

tangxiaowannaozishunjianmengle,huanguyixiasizhouchenshe,shehuayoumosheng,muguangluozaisanluoyididelangjie……

tangxiaowanzhenjingdizaicidajiao:“aaa——”

“bizui!”dichendenanyinlengheyisheng。

jinjiezheyijiannvshiyirengjintangxiaowanhuaili,shangmianhaidaizheshaonvdandandexinxiangqi。

yizhidashouanzhechuangbianpaqi,junmeirusidenanrenweiminzheboqing,qianzongseduanfaxiazuoershanzhelengzuan。shensuiheimoufanzhelengku,gaoaodiniletayiyan,shunjianbaonu。

“sheirangnipashangwochuangde?shuo!”

tangxiaowanlenglengdidingzhemianqiandenanren,tayongyouyizhangzugoumisirendejunlian,wuguanjingzhigangying,binglengboxuedechunyouzhongshuobuchudexiemei,hunshentouchudeqixirangrenwangershengwei。

tatunletunkoushui,zheiye……taishuaileba!

bushiyibandeshuai,shifengmaolinjiaodeyingjun。

tangxiaowanhuiguoshen,“wohaixiangshuosheirangnipashangwodechuangni?pingshenmeyongzheizhongkouqigenwoshuohua,zuowanchikuidekeshiwo!”

renzhangdeshihenshuai,danrenpintaicha,jingranchenrenzhiwei!

chentahezuiqiangnvganleta!

nanrenmeifengyizhou,yiweizijitingcuole,muguangsaoxiangtadelian,junliandunshirumodihei——

nvhaiyitouyaoyandejinsepaomianfa,yizhanghaisuanbiaozhideguazilianbumanledadaxiaoxiaodequeban,pifuanhuangqiecucao。

真是丑绝了……

yujingyanyixiangdaozuowangentazaichuangshangfanyunfuyu,lianseheichendexiangwuyunningjuleleidian。

“meitianqichuangbuzhaojingzi?”

tadaodihedeshiyouduozuicainengduizheizhongpinjidehuosexiadequshou?

yitadeshenfenhediweiyouduoshaonvrenjiponaodaixiangpashangtadechuang,jinergedaoshiyujianlegehanyuande。

tangxiaowanmeixiangdaotashuohuazheimenanting,guoranzhangdeshuaidenanrenrenpindouyouwenti!

“zhangdechouzenmele,youmeiyouchinijiadami!”

tahuayingangluo,xiahejiubeinanrenniezhu,weixiandeqixiyapoerzhi。

yujingyantuziruyu,shenshangsanfazhechunnanxingyanggangzhiqi:“lingyalichi,buguowoyoudeshirangnikuchulaideshihou。”

haodadan,diyiciyujianganzheimegentashuohuadenvren!

tangxiaowanzhishitaxiemeidemuguang,“zenme,qifurenma?bie、bieyiweizhangdeshuaijiukeyiweisuoyuwei!”

yujingyanchixiaoyisheng,biekaimuguang,lengranzhanqishen,niguanggoulechutadegaodatingba,jingshoudeyaoshen。

tangxiaowankandaile,xinliyibianzhoumazhezijimeichuxi,yibianrenbuzhumiaoxiangjuemeidenanren,dunshihonglelian。

budebushuo,tabujinzhangdeyingjun,shenxinggaodaqiangzhuang,shibukeduodedeshuaige。

nanrenjianqichuangbianyifutaoshang,meikantayiyan,kuobuzoujinyushi。

jianyushimenguanshang,tangxiaowankulexiaolian,hunshensuanseganrangtadaoxilekoulengqi。

shaoweidongledongshenzi,piejianchunbaichuangdanranzhediandianxueji……

tajidezuowanyingyaocanjiatongxuejuhui,zaidihaojiudiansanloujubandeyanhui。

zaijigetongxuejianchixiayingfuzhehelejibei,diyiciheneimeguidejiushui,renbuzhutanle。jieguotouhunnaozhangdeyunhuhude,huanghuanghuhujiantamosuochuqutoutouqi,jieguozoujinleyijianfang,zaihoulaifashengleshenme,tawanquanduanpian!

tangxiaowantaiqiquantouzalezanaodai,chediqingxinghoujianqiyifuchuanshang,conglingluandeyifuduilizhaochuyanjingdaishang。

naleshoujiananyaoleya,fangjianchongchizhenongzhongdeqing-yuqixilingrenzuoou,tahuangmangchuanshangxiexiaopaochulemen。

guolehui,yushimendakai,yiguyinyundewuqiqingxieerchu,nanrenchuanzhelengzongseyupao,yishendewangzhezhiqi。

tamuguangyisaokongdangdangdefangjian,kaozhemenkuangdianranlegenxiangyan。

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likaidihaojiudiandetangxiaowanyimobaolizhiyoushikuaiqian,zhihaoquzhantaidenggongjiaoche。

gangdaotangjiamenkoujiutingdaojiumaxulijiansuancierdejiaosheng,“tangzhenyu,zheirizimeifaguole!nikankannizheiwonangfeideyang,bierenshinanrennitongyangyeshi,zenmejiuchajuzheimeda?fangzumashangjiudaoqile,nidaoshinachudianqian!zheimeduonianyishiwuchengyejiusuanle,haidailailegezheimedadetuoyouping,shangdaxuebaichibaihedejiubuyaoqianle?”

jinjiezhechuanlaijiujiutangzhenyudeshengyin,“doushuolefangzudeshiwohuixiangbanfa,zheiyoubuguanxiaowandeshi,nilaowangtashenshangcheshenme?”

“zenmebuguantadeshi?dangnianyaobushinizhiyidaitahuilai,womenjiazhiyuluopochengzheiyang?”

“tashiwojieweiyidenver,tabuzaile,wobudaitahuilainandaorangtasichuliulangma?”

“sheizhidaoshinineibuganjingdelaojiezaiwaimiangennagenanrenshengdeyezhong,baichibaihezhulezheimeduonian,yidiandoumeixiangzheyaobaodawomen。”

tangxiaowanchuizaishencedeshouweiweijinwo,tacongjishiqijiushenghuozaijiujiujia,duimamadejiyiyijingbushenle,duibabagengshimeiyidianyinxiang。

weici,jiumameishaobeidilitanlunbabamamadeshi。youshihoutashenzhizhendejuedezijishijianlaideguer。

taochuyaochikailemen,ketinglizhengchaodeliangrenjiandaotaxianshiyileng,jiujiuhaopiqidizouguolaiwen:“xiaowan,zuotianqunawanle?zenmeyiyemeihuilai,danidianhuayebujie。”

haozaihaiyougejiujiukeyishouyangta,zheixienianmeirangtaaieshoudong。

tangxiaowanqiangxinggouqiyisixiao,“buhaoyisijiujiu,zuowangenpengyouwandetaifeng,wangjijishoujichongdian,rangnidanxinle。”

“heng,yebuguisuzhibudingqunalangle,zhenshigentamayigedexing,shuobudingguojitianjiunengdaigeqiuhuilaile!”xulilenghengyisheng,muguangpiejiantangxiaowanjingjianaimeihenji。

“nishaoshuoliangjuxingbuxing?”tangzhenyusihaomeichajuedaotangxiaowandeyiyang,ershiqingpailepaizhetajiantou,“bietingnijiumadehua,leileba?qufangjianxiuxiba。”

tangxiaowancongxiaojiuzhidaoxulibuxihuanta,danshisuoxingjiujiuhenweihuta,rangtadetongnianduoleyisifuai。