第1章 我的扶弟魔老婆

“womabingweijixujinxingshenyizhishoushu,ninawodejiumingqianqujinidimaifangziqulaopo?”linfanyanshenfuzadekanzheqizisuqingcheng,meitouzhoudejishen。

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cikezhengmeitouweizhoudekanzhelinfan,liangjiu,caihuileyiju:“neishiwodi,tazongdequlaopo,zheigeqianwohuixiangbanfa...”

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“linfan!ruzhuiwosujiahounideyiqiedoushuyusujia!zansujiazhongdecaipiaoqianxiangzenmeyongjiuzenmeyong!shenmeshihouchengnanideqianle?”xiaojiuzisuzihaoyejingenzhexiaodao。

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linfancikefeichangshiwang,youqishiduisuqingcheng。

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bijingcaipiaozhongjiangdeshi,tazhigaosulesuqingcheng!

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“jinidianyansehaikaishangranfangle!ququzhuixu,yepeitaojiahaijia?”quejianzhangmunianglianseyibian,chaolinfanfanlegebaiyan,huranyibazhangjiushanleguolai。

“shia,linfan!zaibuquchaocaixinbuxinwoxianzaijiunongsini?”xiaojiuziyiluxiuzi,luchulianggebobingbufadadefeirou,zhizhelinfandebizipokoudama。

yankanshuangfangjiuyaodaqilaile,jiuzaizheishi,linfanjiedaolemuqinsuozhuyiyuandedianhua。

linfanganmangjietong,dianhualichuanlaiyidaobinglengdenansheng:“wei?shi6haobingchuangzhoushuxidejiashuba?zuihoutongzhiniyisheng,ganjinguolaijiaozhuyuanfei,fouzejiubanlichuyuanshouxu!”

“yisheng!dengdeng,ninzaibangmangkuanxianyitian,womashangjiunengnongdaoqianle!”linfanjidao。

“niyijingtuoleduoshaotianmeijiaoqianle?yiyuanbushicishanjigou!wufenzhonghounizaibuganlaijiaoqian,womenjiuzhinengshoudongjiangbingren‘qing’chuyiyuanle!”dianhuaneiduanrendetaiduyichangjianjue,budenglinfanhuihua,guoduangualedianhua。

“dengdeng!womashizhongzheng,xianzaibunengchuyiyuana!”linfandajing,limahuangleshen,zhengzhazhebakaisujiarenwangyiyuanpao。

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quebuliaohaimeijinmenjiubeijigebaoanlanzhu,weishoudeneigebaoanduizhangdao:“niganshenme,buzhunjin!”

“womakuaisile!rangwojinquzhibing!”linfanjidao。

neibaoanduizhangpieleyiyanlinfanhuailidezhoushuxi,lengshengdao:“buxing,zheigebingrenworenshi,qianlehaojitianyiyaofeile!zhaozhurentedijiaodaiguo,tajinqukeyi,xianbaqianbuqi!”

“wonengcoudaoqiande,qiuqiunimenxianrangwojinqu,jiulewomazaishuoba!zaichijiulaibujile!”

linfancikejiwuyuyewunai。

tamingmingzhongleyibaiwan,quehaishimeiyouqianjiuzijidemuqin!

huranlinfanganjueyishuangcucaodeshoushenxiangziji,zhanzhanweiweidexiangmodiaozijilianshangdeleizhu。

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“haizi,nifuwozuoxia,woyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaogennishuo!”

zhoushuxizhengsedao,conghuailitaochuyimeiheisedegupojiezhidijilinfan:“zheimeijiezhi,shinideshengmuliuxiade!”

“shengmu?”linfanjingyazhejieguojiezhi。tacongjishiqijiushenghuozaimuqinzhoushuxishenbian,jingranhaibushiqinshengde?

quetingzhoushuxijixukaikou:“ershiqinianqian,nideshengmujianggangchushengmeijigeyuedenituofujiwozhaogu,liuxialezheimeijiezhiheyixieqian。”

“tachuanzhehuagui,zhangdehenpiaoliang,heniyouqifenxiangxiang!”

“wozhizhidaotashiyanjingren,nidaizhezheimeijiezhiquyan...”

zhoushuxishuohuayuelaiyuechili,shuodaozuihou,yanmouyichui,zhenggerenwulidexiangshenhoudaoqu!

linfanganjinshenshouqufu,ranhoutanletanmuqindebixi。

没有气了!

linfanzaiyegubudezheimeduole,baozhemuqinfafengsidewangyiyuanlimianchongqu,quebeimenkoujigebaoansisidedangzhu。

“rangwojinqu,woyouqian,woyouqian,wobujiuqianzhongleyibaiwan,yibaiwana!”

kanzhexiesidilidelinfan,napazheixiebaoanxinzhongyijingyouxiedongrong,keshiyixiangdaoshangmianxiadadesimingling,yidanrangzheijiahuojinqu,zijiyeyaogenzhegundan,xinzhongzuihouyisilianminyebeiqiangxingmoqu。

“不行!”

jigebaoanmanhengdechouchujinggun,zhengzhizhongzhitingkuangdangyisheng,linfandehounaoshaozhongzhongdekedaoqiangguaijiao。

痛!很痛!

linfanshenshoumoleyibakedaodeetou,faxianshoushangzhanranlebushaohongsedeyeti!

血,是血!

linfandenaodaikechuyigexiaodong,dangjixueliubuzhi,danaoyizhenyunxuan。

meiyourenzhuyidao,linfanyoushoushangneimeizhanxuedegupojiezhi,huransanfachuyidaoyinhuideguangcai!