五分钟后。
defeat（shibai）！
pingmushangdezuihouyimu，sanlushuijingquanpo，duimiandehoudingzhequanshuikaida。
suyangmudengkoudai，zhanjidinggezai5-7，qizhong0-3shitagongxiande，tadezhongdannikoubuguangpianbudaoren，haibeiduimianxiaoyurenzaiyequxishua，shenzhizuihouyiboshanxianqianfenbangzhuxiaoyurenwanchengyiyuliangchi！
madan，shuohaodeyutangjuni？
到底谁是鱼啊？
suyangdiankaiduanweijilu，paiweiliebiaoshangheranxiezhe“yikouyizhicha（ying）：chaofandashi！”
“zhanjinwuza（aqing）：zuiqiangwangzhe！”
guaibudeneigeshengyinhenshu，yuanlaishiwangyinshaonv·xiandingbankeqing。
doushidailao，zijizheigexiaobojinduoshaoshibupeile。
suyangbenxiangzijidouchuanyuele，haijingtonglolyouxi，zheijianzhishishangtiananpaizijilaiyibohanchanglinlidezhuangbi，dedaolaomeidechongbaishunbianhaishouhuoxiaomimeiaqingyimei，qinqingaiqingshuangfengshou。
zheitemede，jubenbuduia！
jieshuhou，duimianxiaoyurenhaizaigonggongliaotianpindaofasongxinxi：“yingyingguai，jitianbujianzheimelale？heyubaoyiqidoumeidaguowo，zayubaobaofubufuya？zhenshi，wozheiwaiwangxinhaodoubuhaoya，bulingwujinxingahahaha。”
zhanjinwuza：“gun，pa！”
guobuqiran，yingdefenqiaoshoujiyoudingdangxiangzhenqilai。
“yingyingguai！！ninengbanineijiaoguideyuzucongshubiaodianshangnaxialaima？nishiyongjiaodadema？”
zheicishengyingengjiazheneryulong，nanyixiangxiangzheishiyiweidajiaguixiudejiaoshengsangyin。
“baoqianayubao，wotaiele，gangcaishigegebangwodade。”
yingzhicuojiugai，taiduchengken，guaideyipi。
“heng，zheimexihuanchi，dengfanxiaowojiubachouwazijinichigegou，haiganjiaowoyubao。”
“wocuole，bao！qingbao，womashangdainiyingyingshangdafen！”
suyangdiyicitingnvshengzhijiandetanhua，meixiangdaorucideshengmeng，16+duoshaoshixianzhilexianshishenghuodefahui，ai，zijideguaimeimeidoubeizheiyangdebuliangshaonvdaihuaile。
cishi，guadiaodianhuadelaomeizhengyilianyouyuandikanzhesuyang。
zijibeihaoguimiyizhenshizihouxunchi，laogeziranshoudangqigong，guaizijitingxingegechanyan，tantuyishikoufuzhiyu，cainiangchengdahuo，paiweinudiaoyiju。
tajuexintonggaiqianfei，xinzhongsanchijian，qinqingyedangzhan，zijidepaiweibixuzijibawocaixing！
suyangyouxiexinxu，molemotou：“wozheibushipanimeichibaoma。”
“neigegenengbangwochidiaoaqingdechouwazima？”
suyangbeiyeleyixia，buzhidaolaomeizenmeturantandaozheimezhongkoudehuati。
yingdiguolaixiaobanbianmogupisa：“yongdaizibaoqilaile，haimeiliangni。”
suyangjieguopisa，guoranhaishiwenrede，yaoleyidakou，nuannuande，ao，meimeideweidao！
“哥哥好笨哦。”
yingdeyijiaoqiaodizuijiaoweiweiyigou，xiaoyiyingran，tazhanzaisuyangmianqian，yongjiaoroudexiaoshouqingqingpailepaisuyangdetouding，jiuhaoxiangdajiejiemoxiaodididetou，duanzandeshenfenfanzhuan，lingrenyangzhi。
meimeiheaqingshishuangpai，tamenshigaozhongtongbandetongxue。
yingshuoaqingshishanshanfaguangdebanwei，xuexihaoliandanbang，shendegekelaoshiqizhong，zaixuexiaolilingrenzanbujuekou，meiweilaoshijianletadouxiaoyiyingying，beidilitanqitayeshizhishudamuzhi。
jianchengshi“bierenjiadehaizi.zhizunplustaihejinxiangzuanban”，jiangzhuangshoudaoshouruan，kaidahuibiaoyangbiaozhangyongyuanshidiyige，niubishanshan，jiazhangmenjianzhixianmulianlian，zaikanzijiqinshengyanlebajidehuo，ganjuexiangshicaishichangbeirenjianshengdelancaibangzi。
zaixueshengquntiliyeshiduyifendeqinglengxiaohua，zishizhizhongjiushiruci。
yingrenshikeqingshizaikaixuedeneitian。
tajidehenqingchu，neiyitianshidayu，henduorendoushijiazhangkaizhechejiesongxuesheng，youjiatingfuyudexueshengjiuzuozhebaoma、binli、maibahe、lanbojinidengshudeshangmingdehaochelaixuexiaodamen，xiangshixiaoshuozhongchushenbufandeshuangwennannvzhu，shenqidishenshizijidetubietongxuemen。
yingyeshitubiezhiyi，zijichengzhesanxiaoxinyiyidicaizhexiaosuibu，duobidishangkengkengwawadeshuichi，fangzhizijixinmaidexiejiandaoniwu，zaiwuqimenglongdedayuzhong，takandaoyigezisetoufadeshaonvdadadadizoujinxiaomen。
meirenkanjiantashizuoshenmechelaide，zhikanjianneizhangchuchenruxianzideliandan，lengmodeyanshenjurenqianli，neiyikefangfoshijiandechenaiyushuidoubeiyicengwuxingdepingzhanggejue，fanchendewuhuiwufazhanranqisihao。
suyangtingdaozheigemiaoshu，diyifanyingshi，***yougua，rangkeqingjiandaoshuangwennvzhudeguanghuanle。
zongzhikeqinglaidaoxuexiaoqueshirukaiguayibanzhijiebaquanxiaodegekediyinalegebian，bujinruci，tiyukedezhangpao、tiaogao、tiaoyuandenggezhongtianjingxiangmuquanbubaolandiyi，rangdiermingbunengwangqixiangbei。
shenzhidiyicidiunvzitiebingjiangbaimikaiwaidetiyulaoshizhijiezajinleyiyuan，tiyulaoshidazheshigaojiazhedanjiashengleijuxia，jianjuebuzhuize，ganjinsongdaoguojiaduiweishenzhouaoyunhuitianzhuanjiawa。
keqingdebiaoxianmeiyouyinlaiaoyunhui，daoshibazicheng“guojiazhongyaojimizuzhi”xianyinlaile，yaobaosongguowaiyiliumingpaidaxuejinxiu，dankeqingjujuele，taduizheixiemingyubingbukanzhong，zanshiyebuxiangchuguo。
“heng，womenkeshishuohaole，yaoyiqikaodaxue！”
yingjiaoaoditingqipojuguimodexiongtang，taheaqingshixingyingbulideguimi，shitazaigaozhongzuiyinyiweiaodeshiqing。
dantadexuexichengjihekeqingxiangqushenyuan，erqieshilianggejiduan，shuyubanlidediaochewei。
bushuxitadelaoshishuozheihaiziben，zongshikantamaitoukudushengxianshu，chengjishigaojuwendingbangshouxiyidianbuzhang，baixialadao。shuxitadelaoshishuozheihaizizhuang，shizhuangxuexidegaoshou，tadeshengxianshulizongshianzangxuanji，fengmianbaopiyangaixiawangwangshiyibenshixialiuxingdewuxiaxiaoshuo，zhuozidonglijiugencangshuwoyiyangzhuangmanlingshi。
lingshibuyidingdoushitacongjialidaide，hendayibufenshikeqingjide。
tongxuedouzhidaokeqingjialihenyouqian，jutiduoyouqianxueshengyeshuobushanglai，shuoshijialikaikuangde，neikelaoyouqianle。
pingshichidechuandemeiduoshaorenzaiyi，dandangkeqingyichushoujiushiteriridejuebanshouban，shimianshangzhishaozhishiwan，ouyuan，zhijiejiusongjileying，rangzhaiwumeiyinggandongdeliangleizongheng，baozheaqingdeyutuijiuyaobabaijiejiao，henbudeyishenxiangxu。
jialiyouqiandezaibushao，danduipengyouchushourucihaohengdeshaozhiyoushao。
tongxueduiyingzheizhongyingyingyingbaodatuidexingweishifenyanxian，ziranjiuchuanchuleyige“yingyingguai”dewaihao。
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xinshushangluxiangxiedianbuyiyangde，qiushujuxianhuapiaopiao