第二章凶宅
“nianqingren，nigangcaishuoshenme？”huangshulangjuedezijiyidingtingcuole。
chenxinzhiyiziyiju，“woxianggenniyiyang，qiugezhangsheng！”
laorenjiachadianmeiweichizhurenxing，“nicongnazhidaozhangshengerzide，wojuedenikenengbudong。”
“zheizhangshengshenmede，womenyileikeshibuganxiangde，jiudedaoshenyiguan，buzhinansileduoshaotongdao，niyiweiwoshisuibianzhaodenima？”
“zaizhaonizhiqian，woyijingguanchaleniyigeyuele，nixinbuhuai，youshihouhaihendanda，jibianruci，niyechadianshuochuyaoguailianggezi，yaobushiwojishidaduan，shuobudingwomenshanyuanbuchengfanjiechou。”
“delerenshen，yihouhaiyoutianzairenhuo，ruoshiwurenbihu，nanmianbudeshanzhong，nijingrangenwozheiyangderenqiuzhangsheng，jianzhishixiaohua，nixianzaijiushiyiqigai，wojuedenihaishiyaoxiejinqianzuihuasuanbuguo。”
laotouyixihuashuowan，biandengzhechenxinzhigaizhuyi。
chenxinzhiquexiaole，“nikan，nijiaowoxiulian，jianglaiworuoyousuochengjiu，yenengbihuni，zheibushiliangquanqimeima？hezuogongyingdongbudong？”
“woyiyaojingnalidongshenmenimenrenleixiuxingdefamen，wokannijiushiyixiangtiankaia！”
chenxinzhichenmoleyixia，“nibudongtiancaidegudua，wolaizheishijieshang，yidingshiyoushenshengdeshiming，dangwokandaonideneiyike，wojiuzhidao，sumingdechilunyijingkaishizhuandong，woyaochengweiyidaizongshi！”
“shuorenhua。”huangshulangyijingyouxiemaozaole。
“jiushiwoyaoxuenineishenqidebenshi，buyaojin，buyaoyin，woyaochengweirenshangren！”chenxinzhimanzuihuoche，“erqienibudong，renheyigexiangwozheiyangderen，yujiannizheiyangdefuben，doubuhuitibiedeyaoqiu，zheishizhujiaodezizun！”
“suiranwohaishimeitingdongnishuodeshenme，buguonideyisiwomingbaile，”laorenxiangzhechenxinzhideetouyidian，“zheishiwotuibianfanxueshiyongdefamen，chengyubucheng，woyebuzhi，ruoshifashengyiwai，yeshinizixuande，xiangbitiandaozhigong，buhuiguaizuiyuwo。”
chenxinzhizhijuetouhunnaozhang，yinyinkanjianlaorenzhongxinbianchenghuangshulangzoule，erbianhaichuanlaizuihouyijuhua，“wozaishenzuoxiajiniliuleyikuaijinzi，jideshouhao。”
“woqu，nidaoshirangwozhidaonizainaa！”chenxinzhihuangzhenaodai，jiaoyishenyiqiandejinlepomiao，“buranwoyaozhenchushierlequnazhaoniqu！”
diertian，chenxinzhijiujiangjinzijilelaoqigai。
“laotou，nikan，zheishishenme？”
“aiya！wodeguaiguai，nicongnajiande！”
chenxinzhizhilezhishenzuodixia，“zuowanmengjianshenxianzhiyin，xinglaiyikan，jingranshizhende！”huangshulangdeshi，tabingbuzhunbeishuo。
“jingyoucishi！”laoqigaimangguixiaketou，“shenxianfangxin，daixiaotuzaizifadale，dingjininzhongsujinshen！yibaojinridaen。”
meilaiyoude，chenxinzhixintouyihuang，manglalaotouqilai，“niluanshuoshenme！”
youlezheikuaijinzi，liangrenwanquanmeibiyaozaizuoshenmejiaohuaziqigaile，zheijinzishaoshuoyeyouyijinzhong，yejiushishilianghuangjin，yibailiangbaiyina！
zaizheiyuedoucheng，yibailiangbaiyinnengganshenme？
keyimaiyizuoxiaoyuan，keyichisibaijindami，fanzhengnengganhaoduoshi！
laoqigaimeixiangdaolinlelinlejingranhaiyoufacaidejihui，jidongbuyi，“wokan，zanmenxianmaigexiaozhaiyuan，ranhoua，gulianggeyahuanshihuanshihuan！”
chenxinzhihaobuliuqingdedasuiletademeimeng，“nijiuladaoba，haiguyahuan，nimeigelaiqiandeluzi，bujiushizuochishankongma！”
“you，nixiaozikeyi！”laoqigaijiangtouyishuai，“buguanle，woyidingyaozaizheiyuedouchengmaiyizuoyuanzi！”
shuoguishuo，chenxinzhijuedemaigezhudeyeshihenyoubiyaode，bijingfengcanlusuderizinengbuguohaishibuguodehao，kulehaojinian，zhongyunenghuodexianggerenle！
liangrenjiangdongxishoushileyixia，chenxinzhigengshijiangzangzaishibanxiadezhipiandaishang，bianchaozhenanmianzouqu。
yuedouchenghenda，fendongxinanbeisigefangshi，taliangpingshidehuodongquyuyizhizaixifang，yinweizhiyouxifangcaiyunxuqitao。dangran，xifangdemianjiyeshizuida，zheiliyulonghunza，toudao，guaimai、yanhualiuxiangbibijieshi。
daolediandangxingmenqian，chenxinzhicaifaxianyouxiebudui，“yifu！”
“womendechuanyishenhaoyifujinqu！”
chenxinzhishenzhirenkaoyizhuangdedaoli，xianggerenyangcainengtanmaimai，jiangdaoli，buranyaomebeiganchulai，yaomebeizaiyidao，yaomejiushibeirenqiaochumingtang，moucaihaimingyeshiyoukenengde。
yebuzhilaotouzicongnaguaileguai，chulaishiyijinghuanlexingtou。
“nizaizheidengwo，woqumaigeshuyuzanyeliangdejia！”
chenxinzhidunzaidiandangxingduimian，shunbianchouchouyoumeiyoukeyideren，haozaijintianfengpinglangjing。
diandangxingli，zhangjudekanzheyifubudahetidelaotouzi，youxieyihuo，“buzhininlaoyouheguigan？”
“woxiangmaigezhaizi，buzhinizheiyoumeiyou？”
laotouzichukoujingren，zhangjudeyeshiyileng，“maizhaiyuan？youdaoshiyou，buguo......”
zhongyudengdaozheijuhua，“fangxin，qianbushiwenti。”
“e......haoba！”
“yousangeyuanzishisidang，keyimaide。”
“最贵的多少？”
“e，wubailiangyinzi。”
zhangjudeyuqipingdan，chadianmeibalaotouziyesi。
“最便宜的呢！”
“一百两。”
raoshiyilaotouzidelianpi，yeshimeirenzhulianhong，shengyindouxiaolehenduo，“nengbunengbianyidian！”
“zhei......daoshiyougegengbianyide，buguozhaizibuganjing，womendongjiaburangmai！”
yitingbianyi，laotouzipiqibianshanglaile，“pashenme！nimendongjiazhenshi，youqianbuzhuan，maobing！”
“wushiliang，xinanlaohuaishuxia！”
“那个凶宅？”
“duitou，”zhangjudezuijiaoyiqiao，“kanba，paleba！”
“jiutale！”laotouzidangjitaolejinzi，“jinwanlaozijiuzhujinqu！”
jinziyicheng，jingyoushiwuliangzhong，yejiushiyibaiwushiliangyinzi，zheiranglaotouziyouxiehouhui，“zaozhijiumaineiyibailiangdele！”
“bale，xiongzhaijiuxiongzhai，zongbipomiaohao，qianhaishishengzhedianhua。”
dengqianfangqishi，tadunshifanlenan，xiangdaoxiaozichangniantaodegushi，boziyiheng，“qianhongqi！”
denglaotoucongdiandangxingchuqu，zhangjudeyelikailediandangxing。
“什么凶宅？”
tingdaohaishengleyibailiangyinzi，chenxinzhihaishihengaoxingde，zhishifangzirangtayouxieyihuo，“weishenmeshixiongzhai。”
“yiqianshinaogui，houlaishisiren，fanzhengchuanwenyizhihenxiongcan，buguojinjiniandaomeitingguo。”
yaoshimeiyouyujianhuangshulangzhiqian，chenxinzhishitianbupadibupa，xianzaima。“buhuizhenyouguiba！”
“怕个锤子！”
laotouzitouyiyang，“youguiyeshiguipawo，youqiannengshiguituimo！”
maidoumaile，haishuoshenme？liangrenyebuguhuaqianruliushui，jinxinglefengkuangcaigou，yitiandaowan，zhongyulianzhezhaizishoushituodang。
yiyuanliangzhai，yikoushenjing，qianhouxiangdui，budayebuxiao，fanzhenggouliangrenzhule，youdasaodehenji，xiangbishidiandangxingderengande。
“haole，jinwanjiushuixinfangzi！”
laotouzishuiqianhaishuoleyijuhua,“duile，congjinyihou，wojiaohongqi，ng，nishuode。”
陈信之哭笑不得。