第1章给我滚！
dongshengshidiyirenminyiyuan，zhurenbangongshi。
qihaogangtuikaimen，yimubukandechangjingdunshiyingruyanlian。
“咳！咳！”
qihaobudebuchushengtixing。
meixiangdaoyourenturanchuangjinlai，fangjiandeliangrenzhijiehuangle，nvrenhedelimaduozailenanrenshenhou。
zheihushiqihaorenshi，jiaolinmei，shikeshilimianyigegangjinlaidexinren。zhiqianhaixiangyaogou*yinqihao，beitadangzhongjujuehou，buzhidaozenmeyoudashanglechenfuguozhuren。
“qihao，nimendoubuqiaojiujinlai，jiujinghaiyoumeiyoubawozheigezhurenfangzaiyanli！”
jianghaishilaodela，chenfuguoyikaishisuiranyouxiehuangluan，danhenkuaijiuzhendinglexialai，zhenglihaoyifu，dunshibanqilian，xunchiqiqihaolai。
“chenzhuren，woyouqiaomena，gujinimeiyoutingdao，xiaciwoqiaodashengdian。”qihaozhuanghutudao。
“heng，bushuozheige，xiankankannizuoleshenmehaoshi！”chenfuguozhidaozheishixuanyangchuqubuhao，yushiyibidaiguo，zhuanershuoqiqita。
qihaoyouxiebumingsuoyi，naqizhuoshangdebinglibiaokanlekan，faxianshitazuotiangangkaide，zixiliulanleyibianhou，bingmeiyoufaxianshenmewenti。
“chenzhuren，zheibinglibiaoyoushenmewentima？”qihaobujiedewendao。
“问题？哼！”
chenfuguozhizhebinglibiaoshangqizhongyizhongyao，lishengzewendao：
“zhiqianwomingmingdangzhongzhufuguo，zheizhongyaowuyonglingyizhongyaodaiti，sheirangnizizuozhuzhanggenghuande！wanyibingrenchuleshenmeshi，sheilaifuze？nizheishizaicaojianrenming！”
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“caojianrenming？”zheigemaozikouzixialai，qihaoliansedunshibianle。zheiyaoshibeizuoshile，tadeyishengshengyayesuanshijieshule。
“chenzhuren，huakebunengluanjiang，woqihaosuiranzhishishixiyisheng，danshiyeziwenduideqitiandiliangxinhezhiyecaoshou。”
“zheiliangzhongyaoji，duizuotianneigehuanzhedebingqingyouyiyangdeliaoxiao，erqieqianyizhongdefuzuoyongmingxiangengqing，bingqiejiagexiangduiyeyaobianyihenduo。”
“neiweipopozhishiyigekaozuosangongweishengdelaorenjia，genbenfudanbuqizhangqishiyonghouyizhongdeangguiyaoji，zheimezuoworenweibingmeiyoucuo！”
qihaodehuayuzhidiyousheng，sihaoburang，chenfuguodelianseshashinankanwubi。
“jiagegaoziranyoujiagegaodedaoli，nandaojiujinjinyinweijiagewenti，nijiuyaobabinghuandexingmingnalaikaiwanxiao？qihao，woduinideyidegandaoshiwang！”
chenfuguolenghengyisheng，yanyujianyayizhenuhuo，tazaoyijingheyaoshangtanhaole，zheizhongyaomaichuqutanengnabushaodehuikou。zhiyubingrenyoumeiyouqianzhibing，guantapishi。
“hehe，nirenwei？nisuanshenmedongxi？！juranganzhiyiwodejueding！wogaosuni，ruguoxiacizaiganluankaiyaodehua，neiniyebuyongzaizheilishixile，chenzaojiwogundan！”
chenfuguodedashengpaoxiaodunshiyindemenwaijingguoderenfenfencemu。
“xiaoqizenmejiureshanglechenzhuren？takebushigehaoshuohuade。”
“huogai，kantapingshizhuaideerwubawanside，zheixiadaomeileba。”
“huakebunengzheimeshuo，chenfuguoshenmedexingnimenhaibuzhidao？kendingyouguyizhaochani。”
“kanyangzi，qihaozheiguanpashinanguoge。”
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bangongshiwaidezhongrenyilunfenfen，danjibenshangdoubukanhaoqihao，yigezhibuguoshishixiqidexiaoyisheng，yigezeshishouwozhongquandekeshizhuren，zaitamenkanlai，qihaozhinengrenqitunshengle。
bangongshinei，mianduichenfuguodeduoduobiren，qihaomiansebubian，yanshenlengjun。
“zhenshiwuchidelaogou，yiqianhaiyiweizheijiahuozhishihaose，meixiangdaolianzuoweiyishengzuijibendezhiyecaoshoudoumeiyoule！”
qihaoxinzhongandao，duichenfuguodebishigengshenlejifen，guanyuhuikoudeshiqingkeshineibuzaojiuchuankaile，kexiaozheilaogouhaiyiweizijiyanshidehenhao。
“抱歉，陈主任。”
qihaomianbugaisedao：“zheigezhiliaofangan，wozhanzaiyigeyishengdejiaodulaikan，keyishuojueduimeiyouwenti，napaxiacihaiyudaozheizhongqingkuang，woyebuhuigai！”
“放肆！”
chenfuguoqiji，miansezhangdetonghong，zuoweiyiyuanpaimingkaoqiandelingdao，yijingshaoyourenganyudangmiantiaozhantadequanweile。erqihaozhibuguoshirangtashouxiayigexiaoxiaodeshixiyisheng，jingrangandangzhongdingzhuangta，zhenshihuodebunaifanle。
chenfuguosuijipaizhuoerqi，dashengpaoxiaoqilai。
“niyanzhonghaiyoumeiyouwozheigezhurenle！hao，wogaosuniqihao，nibeikaichule，xianzaijiushoushidongximashangjiwogun！”
“xing，zhishaowowukuiyuxin！”qihaoyanzhongshanguoyisinuse，suijilikai。taziyouyizhang，bingbudanxinzhaobudaogongzuo，dabulejiuhuilaojiajichenglaodiedeyiguan，yebizaizheilishouqihao。
angshouzouchubangongshi，lushangqihaokandaoleyiqunrenjingzhizouxiangchenfuguodefangjian，buguotayemeizaiyi，huidaozijideweizhi，bianzhunbeishoushidongxilikai。
“zhuren，nixiaoxiaoqi，bieqihuaishenzile，buzhidang。”linmeilianmangguanshangmen，jichenfuguoanmojianbang，bangtaxiaohuo。
“made，yigexiaoxiaoshixisheng，juranganneimexiaozhang”chenfuguoyiliandefennu，buguodangtayanjingmiaodaolinmei，xinliyoukaishichunchunyudongleqilai。
“咚咚咚”
kejiuzaizheishi，yizhenpinghuandeqiaomenshengxiangqi。
“sheia？”chenfuguobunaifandehandao。
“hanli，wozhaoqihao！”