原神:她好笨蛋我好喜欢小说第22章

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yilulazhefuningnalaidaolezijijiazhong,linkeguanshanglemen,suihoumeitoujinzhouzhe,jugaolinxiadifushizheigeyouchuanghuoledebendan。

“ke,ke……keke……”gangadikelejixia,funingnabuhaoyisidizhaidiaolezijilianshangdekouzhao。

“hai……lin,linke……haojiubu……”

“zenmehuishi?nizenmequdufanglichulaoqianle?”biaoqingyansu,linkezheihuierdaomeiyouguanzhefuningna。

“wo……woshenweishenming,dangranshiqukaochadiaoyande!yaoyumintonglema……”

“neixing,woxianzaidainiquzhaoneiweilaite,kankantazenmeshuo。”

“buyao!ruguoniquzhaoneiweilaitedehua,wojiubugennihaole!”funingnalianmangjiaojidishuodao,ruguobeineiweilaitezhidaozijiqudufangchulaoqian,kendingyouyaoyongneizhong“nizenmezheimemeiyong”deyanshenkanzijile!

“neidaodishizenmehuishi?”

“hai,haibushidouguaini!”

“………zenmeguaiwole?”

“doushinishangcijilewoyibaikuaiqian!wocaiquduchangwande!”

“…………neibayibaikuaiqianhaijiwoba。”

“gang……ganggangbuxiaoxinshudiaole……”funingnaweiqubabadidixialetou。

“nizenmehuixiangdaoqudufangdubode?qianbugouhua?”

“zhiqian……zhiqiantingdaoyourenshuohen**……ranhouzuijinkeluolindezaiyangshang,haoburongyimeirenkanzhewo……”

“yihoubuzhunqule!tingdaolemeiyou!”linkelengshengshuodao。

“zhi,zhidaolela……nibieneimexiongme……”funingnaxiaoshengdiguzhe,“zaishuonizijibudouqu……”

“nixiaciyaoshizaiganqu,wojiubanichulaoqiandeshidengdaozhengqibaoshedetoutiaoshang!”

“wuwuwu!buyaobuyao!wozhidaocuole!wokendingbuhuiqulela!”funingnalimayousongleqilai,kujijiyifukelianyangzi。

“wo……wokeshishuishendarenai……nijiubunengzunzhongyixiawoma……”

“………fancuolejiuyaopiping。”linkewunaidiyaoleyaotou,“duzheigedongxihairenbuqian,yidanxiguanleneizhongjinqiandabadabajinchudeziwei,jiuzaiyemeibanfajieshouxinxinkukudiyonglaodonghuanqubaochou。”

“funingnadaren,ninshenweiyiguodeshenming,yinggaiyishenzuozecaidui。”

“wohuide(●°u°●)​」!”funingnayonglididianlediantou,duziqueturangudejiaoleyisheng,shuangjialimaranshangleliangmohongyun。

“………duziele?”

“jintian……jintianjiuzhichilezaofan……”

“yirisancanbixuyaochia,shuoba,xiangchishenme?woqujinizuo。”

“xiangchi,xiangchishangcineigehefanqietudoudunzaiyiqideniurou……”

“hao。”linkedianlediantou,xiancongbingjulinaleyifendangaofangzaizhuoshang,suihouyoujifuningnanaleyifendaocha。

“fanqieniunanzuoqilaiyoudianman,nixianchidiandangaotiantianduzi,bieezhele。”

“ngng!”yanlekoutuomo,funingnalianmangjieguolelinkeshoulidedaocha,qieleyikuaifangruzijidexiaozuizhong………

呜~~好好吃!

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kanzhefuningnayifutaozuidemoyang,linkeluchuleyimochongnideweixiao。xiaobendanhaizhenshihaohong,yikuaidangaojiukeyichidezheimekaixin。

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baniunanlengshuixiaguo,zaidaorubanshaoliaojiu,dahuoshaokaizhuoshui3fenzhong,zaibaniunanroudexueshuiquchu,zaibatalaochulai,yongwenshuibaxuemohezazhichongxiganjingbashuifenliganbeiyong。

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zhongxinqiguo,shaofangdianyou,kaixiaohuobayibandexihongshidaolibian,fangyishaobaitang,baxihongshizhichaochulai,baitangkeyirangxihongshikuaisuchuzhi。xihongshizhichaochulaizhihou,bachaohaodeniunanrouhediaoliaoyiqidaolibianjixufanchaojunyun。

daorukaishuimeiguoniurou,chabuduoduochusanfenzhiyideyangzi,fangruyidashaoliaojiu,ranhoudahuoshaokaizhuanzhonghuodunchangguodun10fenzhongzuoyou,zheiyangzuodemudekeyigenghaodiquchuniuroudexingwei。

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linkejianlejigejidan,youzhuleliangfenmiantiao,yinweishijianyebuzaole,zhunbeijintianwanshangjiuchifanqieniunanbanmian。

“yidingdengele,kuaichiba。”linkebaliaoliduanshanglecanzhuo,funingnayeshizaojiuannaibuzhukoushui,jieguochazijiuzhunbeidachiyidun………

“wuwuwu!tang!tang!!”

“mandianchia,woqujinidaodianliangshui。”

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嗝~~

youshimeimeidibaocanleyidun,funingnalanyangyangdizuozaiweizhishang,yebuxiangdongdan,dantanleyihuier,funingnaturanganshoudaoleshenmeshixian,taitouyikan,faxianlinkezheijiahuojuranyizhizaidingzheziji。

“ni……nikan**ma!”

“funingnadaren,ninshibushiwangleshenme?”linkezhalezhayousuidezimou。

“wo……wobujidezijiwangleshenmea!”funingnaliangyanpiaohu,yifujiazhuangzijishenmedoubuzhidaodeyuchunyangzi。

tayanshazishizaishitaixiangle,jianzhijiubuxiangshiyande。

“funingnadaren,ninyebuxiangzijiqudufangchulaoqiandeshiqingbeifengdanrenzhidaoba?”

“linke!nizheiyangweixieshenming,shihuizaodaochengfade!!”

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“funingnadaren,qishishibuxiangman,woganggangturanxiangqilai,wohaoxiangbuxiaoxinbaduyaojiadaonidewanlile。”linketuranshuodao。

“a!??”funingnashuangtongyisuo,hedechadiancongweizhishangtiaoqilai,“linkenishibendanma!!shenmeduyao!chilehuisirenma?”

“bujinhuisiren,haihuisishene。”

“wuwuwu!!linkenifengleshibushi!nikuaibajieyaonachua!!nizenmemeishiwangjialifangduyaoa!!”

“zhiqiandeleyiyuzheng,zhunbeixiangchiyaozishade,zhiyujieyaodehua……”

linkemeiyoujixushuo,zhishishenchuyigenshouzhi,zhilezhizijideliandan。

“wuwuwuwu……wo,zhidaole,wohuizunshouzhidongdelijiede……”funingnakujijidi,haishimaizhexiaoxiaoduantuilaidaolelinkedeshenbian。

“ni……nibishangyanjing!”

“funingnadaren,zaimojidehua,duxingkenengjiuyaofazuole。”

“huaidan!!ni……nizheishibujingshenming!!”funingnaweiqubabadi,danyouyuguoyupasi,haishijueqizijidehongchun,zailinkedelianshangqingqingdiqinleyixia。

“zheiyangzongsuankeyileba!”

“ng,nishaodengyihuier。”linkeqianganxiaxintoudexiaoyi,huidaozijidefangjianzhong,naleyikeqiaokelidouchulai,dijilefuningna。

“zheizheigeshitunfuhaishiyaojiaoa?”

“嚼就可以了。”

huanghuangzhangzhangdi,funingnajiaolejixiaqiaokelidou,ranhouhunzhetuomotunlexiaqu。

“ni……nizheishenmeyao?zenmeganjuehaimanhaochide……”

“zheigea,zheigeshimanxingyao。”linkeyibenzhengjingdikaishijieshiqilai。

“shenmeshimanxingyaoa?yaoxiaohenmanma?”

“daoyebushi,jiushichiyicibugou,yaoduochijicicaixing。”

“nei,neiniduojiwojikea!nigankuaiquduonajike!”funingnalianmangzhuazhulelinkedeshou,daliyaohuangqilai。

“zheigeyaoshiyixingqichiyicide,niyicichitaiduoyemeiyong。”linkerenzhendikanzhefuningna,“funingnadaren,niyihoumeixingqilaizhaowoyici,wohuijinijieyaochi。”

“……ni,nibuhuichenjiyaoxiewo,rangwozuoyixieqiguaideshiqingba!”

“嗯……可能吧?”

“linke!nizheiyangshihuishoudaochengfade!!”

“wowusuoweia,wobushideleyiyuzhengma,sijiusile。jiushikexifuningnadaren……”linkeyihanditanlekouqi。

“nei……neinisizhiqiannengbunengbayaofangliuxialaizaiqusia……”funingnashitanzhewendao。

“zheigeyouxienanbanai。”

“为什么啊!”

“yinweizheigeyaofangshiyaogenjufuyaozhedeshentiqingkuangjinxinggenggaide,erqiemuqianlaishuohaoxiangjiuwoyigerenhuidiao。”

“wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu!!!linke!niyaozhenzuo!niqianwanbunengsi!!niyaozhenzuoa!”

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