原神:她好笨蛋我好喜欢小说第25章

“linke!woyaoneige,nikuaiqudati!”

“遵命!”

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yilushangbianchibianda,funingnashouligezhonggeyangdewanjulingshiyijingzhuanglemanmanyidadai。

xiaobendanzheihuiersuoxingyebuzhuangle,kandaoshenmehaochidehaowande,jiuranglinkequdati。suiranzheilitanzhuzhunbeidedongxidousuanbushangshenmezhenguidewupin,danbaipiaodeziweishizaishitaishuangle。

linkekanzhexiaobendanchedibailandeyangzi,chongnidiyaoleyaotou,suihouyejiangmuguangfangzailexindetibanshang。

“zailiangqiansanbaimeijinbizhongyouyimeishijiade,jiadejinbibizhengchangdejinbishaoqing,ernizhiyouyigetianping,zaiyunqizuichadeqingkuangxia,zuishaoyaochengjicicainengbajiadejinbizhaochulai?wentiqianti,wuxukaolvtianpingdechengliangnengli。”

linkemeitouweitiao,zhengyushuochuzhunquedaan……

“8次!”

shuxidenvshengxiangqi,linkebuyouzhuantouwangqu……

“linkedaren!”nvrenkanjianlinke,lianshanglikeluchulejingxidebiaoqing。

“monika,niyelaizheibianwanma?”linkexiaozhezhaolezhaoshou。

zicongzijijizheigemishuanpailegezhonggeyangkansineiyouxuanji,shizemeishenmeluanyongdegongzuohou,monikabianyouleyizhongzijicanyujinleshangcengquanlihexinquandecuojue,buzairuwangchangyiyangzongshixihuanzizuocongmingsizijueding,ershibiandeguaiqiaodongshileqilai。

“laizheibianwanwan。”monikajintianchuanleyishenyouyadiheiselianyiqun,zhenggerenduolejifenqingyadeguiqi。

xizizidizoudaolelinkedepangbian,monikanachuyidiehouhoudedianpiao,daizhexiexuxuanyaodechengfenjilinkezhanshileyixia。

“linkedaren,woyijingkuaidadui100tile!”

“haohao,bukuishiwomenzhidongdashiguandejingying,guoranlihai!”linkeweixiaozhekuajiangdao。

“linkedarendaduilejiti?”

“sansishidaoba。”linkedazhiguliangleyixia,suikoudadao。takaishideshihouzaidengfuningna,benlaijiushiwandaochangde,lingwaizheiyilushangyemeizenmezaiyiqiangfen,jibenshangjiushifuningnakandaoyoushenmedongxiyouqule,zailazhetayiqiqudati。

“neilinkedarenkeyaojiayoule!”zhidaozijidefenshubiyizhichongbaidelinkehaigao,monikadelianshangbuyoushengchujifenqiexi。

“wodaobuzaiyizheixiefenshu,wangekaixinjiuhao。”

“linkedaren,zheicihuodongkeshiannabeier**zanzhujubande!huodongdeqiansanmingjianglixiangdangfenghoua!”

“e?douyoushenmejianglima?”

“disanmingkeyihuodeyizhangshuangrenhaohuayoulundemianfeichuanpiao,diermingkeyinadaoyizhangwuwanmoladexiaofeika,erdiyiminggengshibudele,keyihuodelindahongbeiwudeyizhengniandutianpinmianfeipinchangquan!neikeshifengdanpaimingqiansandegaodianwu,jushuopingshiyifentianpinjiuyaomaidaoshangqianmolani!”

“lindahongbeiwu?neijiadianwoyequguo,zuogonghecailiaodoufeichangkaojiu,weidaoqueshixiangdangbucuo。”

“duiaduia!jushuozhenggefengdanyouerfenzhiyidetianpinaihaozhedoulaile!diyimingdemianfeipinchangquanzaiheishiliyijingbajiagechaodaoshangbaiwanle!”

“neihaizhenshilebude。”

“xianbugenninshuole,woxianqudatiqule!”

“ng,neizhuniduodeguiguan。”

“xiexielinkedaren!”zhaoshousongbielemonika,linkezhengxiangquqitadianpukankan,quefaxianshenbiandefuningnayijingluchuleyifubugaoxingdebiaoqing。

“qie,youshenmelebuqide?yaoshiwoshichuquanlidehua,zaojiunadaoliangsanbaizhangle!”bumandijueqilehongchun,funingnaxiangmonikadebeiyingfanlegebaiyan。

linkewunaidixiaolexiao,“monikadenaozihencongming,zuoshiqingyehenyouyili。ruguobuchuyiwaidehua,zheicihuodongdeguanjunyinggaijiushitale。”

“heng!”funingnashengqidishuaidiaolelinkedeshou,maikaixiaoduantui,zijiyigerenkuaibuzouxiangqitatiban。

“ai?nibuyaojieyaole?”linkelianmangzhuileshangqu。

“shaochiyiciyoubuhuisi!”funingnabugaoxingdidenglelinkeyiyan。

“e,nizenmezhidaode?”

“wo……wozhiqianyoucibuxiaoxinwangchile……”

“。。。。。。”linkewuyudimolemoxiaba,nihaizhenganwanga。

“shaochiyicishimeishi,danruguoduojicidehuashuobudingjiuhuichuwentie。”linkeshitanzheshuodao。

“delebani!nishaohehuwo!wokeshishenmingai!woyeshihenyouguqidehaobuhao,buhuizheimeqingyidijiuhuibeiniweixiede!”

linkebuyouyixiao,yebushuohuale,jiugenzaifuningnadeshenhou,kantanengzhengchushenmeyaoezi。

meiyoulilinke,funingnaqigugudikanzhetibanshangdetimu。

“92367*87634*23813=?”

“。。。。。。”

zheigetaiwuliaole!huanyiti!

“zaishuzi1dao100jianrenxuansangeshu,zheisangeshuzhihewei3debeishudegailvshi?”

“。。。。。。”

kee,zenmedoushifanrendejisuanti?

“yitongshuiyou10sheng,yong7shenghe3shengliangzhongrongqipingjunfenchengliangfen,meifen5sheng,neimezhishaoxuyaojibu?”

funingnameimouyiliang,ganjuezheigekeyi!

linkeraoyouxingzhidikanzhefuningnadunzaidishang,nazhezheyigenshuzhizaixiexiehuahua,sihushizaisuanzheshenme………

funingnasuanlebantian,liumeizaicideyidiyangleqilai,jiantibanhaimeihuanxia,lianmangjijimangmangdipaodaoletanweiqian,

“17bu!shi17bu!”

“buduiexiaomeimei,haha,nihaishiquqitadifang,kankanjiandanyidiandetimuba。”shuanglangdedajiejiexiaozhebailebaishou。

kee!!!qisiwole!

funingnanaohuoditileyijiaopangbiandeludeng,dansihushibeiludengdetiepiluodaolejiao,tengdeaoleyisheng,kujijidiyoudunlexialai。

“wuwuwu……yidian,yidiandoubuhaowan!”

zhenshiyouxintengyouxiangxiao,linkebafuningnafudaoleyipangdeyizishang,dunlexialai,dongzuoqingroudibangtabaxiaopixietuole……

yizhibeibaisewazibaoguoxianxianyuzuchuxianzaiyanqian,zhiyoulinkedeshouzhangdaxiao,zhengxiangwaisanzheyigudandandemilihanwei。

linketuoxiawazikanleyixia,kaolvdaotianqijiaoleng,faxianmeishenmeshanghou,bianyoubawazichuanlehuiqu,xiaoxinyiyidirouleqilai。

“haihaozenmeshangzhe,worouroujiubutenglea。”

“wo…wo……caibupateng……”funingnaweiqubabadicalecayanjiaodeyanlei,“linke,nibieguanwole,kuaiqudatiba。”

“buxinga,shenmingdarenzheili,wozenmenengzijiqudatini?”

“bu,bushi……jiushi……jiushiwoxiangyaodiyimingneigequan……”

“diyimingneigetianpinmianfeichiyiniandequan?”

“嗯嗯!”

“keshimonikadouyijingyibaiduozhangle,womencaisanshiduozhang,kendinglaibujilea。”linkekuxiaozhe,xiaobendanhaizhenshizuichan。

“niqushishima!nineimecongming,shuobudingnengganshangde!”

“keshinidejiao……neiyaobuwobeizheni?”linkeshitanzheshuodao。

“bei。?”funingnashuangjialimafushangleliangmohongyun,youyuleyixia,danxiangxiangzijidaizhekouzhaohemaozi,bierenyebuzhidaoshiziji,bianqingqingdianlediantou。

“neihao,shuishendarenzhuajinlee。”linkexiaozhe,bianzaifuningnashenqiandunxiashenlai。

“ng。”yingleyisheng,funingnaguaiqiaodipadaolelinkedehoubeishang,shenchuxixidegebohuanzhuletadebojing。

qingqingxiuzhenvhaifasijianhaowendexiangqi,linkeshenshoubaozhulefuningnadedatui,batawenwendibeileqilai。

“可以吗?”

“keyide,biewenlelani,woyoubushixiaohaizi!gankuaiqudatiba,dengxiahuodongjiujieshule。”

“neijiuqudati。”linkedianlediantou,bianlaidaolezhiqianjingguodetanweiqian,yiyibaochulezhengquedaan。

“92367*87634*23813=192754082702214”

“zaishuzi1dao100jianrenxuansangeshu,zheisangeshuzhihewei3debeishudegailvshi53922/161700。”

“yitongshuiyou10sheng,yong7shenghe3shengliangzhongrongqipingjunfenchengliangfen,meifen5sheng,neimezhishaoxuyao9bu。”

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yifanmangliuxialai,jinguanlinkeyijingjinlidati,danzuizhonghaishimeiyouzaishijianjiezhiqiannadaochaoguomonikadedianpiao。

“duoshaozhangle?”beizhefuningnaxiangzhubanfangdajiandezhangpengzouqu,linkezheiyifannaolihuodongxialaiqueshiyeyouxiechili。buguoxinghao,xiaobendandeshentihenqing,buyongfeiduoshaoliqijiukeyihenqingsongdibeiqilai。

“zhiyouyibailingqizhang……”funingnajusangzheshuodao,mingmingneimenulile,danshibiqidiyiminghaishichalehaoduo。tajiuzheimebuduandishuzheshoulidedianpiao,haoxiangduoshujizhang,dianpiaojiuhuiduochulaiyiyang。

“meishila,yijinghenlebuqile。”linkeroushenganweizhe,turanyouxieqiguai,mingmingdatideshiziji,funingnazhishizaizijidebeishangchidongxishudianpiao,danzheijiahuoquekanqilaibizijiyaoshangxinnanguodeduo。

“linkexiansheng,wanshanghao。”

shuxideshengyincongerbianchuanlai,funingnahedelianmangbanaodaisuojinlemaozili。

“keluolinde**,gongzuoxinkule。”linkexiaozheheyishenzhuanyezhifudekeluolindedaleshengzhaohu,congdadaizilinaleyibaotangguo,dileshangqu。

“gangdatiyinglaide,keluolinde**biexianqi。”

“xiexie。”keluolindejieguotangguoshaoweidianliangleyixia,youxiehaoqidikanzhelinkebeihoubazijizangqilaidexiaoguniang。

“这位是?”

“wopengyou,tingshuoannabeier**zaizheilizanzhuleyigehuodong,wojiudaitaguolaiwanwan。”

“annabeierqueshicaidaqicu。”keluolindedianlediantou,shenchushoujilinkezhileyigefangxiang,“shiquhesuandianpiaoba,zhijiezheibianzoujiuhao。”

“haode,neiwojiubudaraoninle,youkongzaiyaoqingninyiqichifan。”

“再见。”

“再见。”

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“haolela,zheimehaipaganma,beifaxianleyoubuhuizenmeyang?jiushuotoutouchulaiwanjiukeyile。”

“heng,beifaxianlejiujiaokeluolindebanizhuaqilai,ranhouzaijiaoneiweilaitebaniguandaomeiluobidebaoli。”

“neiwokejiubunengjinidiaopeijieyaole。”

“nijiuzhidaoweixiewo!huaijiahuo!”

“aiyou,nibiejiuwodetoufa,haolehaole,shiwodecuo,shiwodecuozongxingleba。”

“benlaijiushinidecuo!”

beizhefuningnalaidaolehuodongdedengjichu,hesuanwanlesuoyoudianpiaohou,linkebianyoudaizhefuningnaquyipangdexiuxiqudengdai。

meiguoyihuier,yiweishencaibiaozhidefuwu**bianzouleguolai,xianshigongjingdixianglinkejuleyigong,suihoudishangyizhangjingmeidekapian。

“linkedaren,gongxininhuodeledierming,zheishijiangpin,haiqingninshouhao。”

“jiumeiyoushenmebanjiangyishishenmedema?”funingnahaoqidijieguolejiangpin,yizhangxiaofeika,yebuzhidaokeyimaishenmedongxi。

“benlaiyoude,annabeier**benlaixiangqingshuishendarenlaizhuchizuihoudebanjiangyishi。danhoulaikeluolindedarenshuofuningnadarenjintianshentiqianjia,jiubabanjiangyishiquxiaole。”fuwu**qianyidishuodao。

“yuanlaishizheiyang。”linkexiaolexiao,“funingnadarenhaimanxihuanzheizhongrenaodefenwei,ruguotazaidehua,yidinghenleyiquzhuchide。”

“linkedaren,neiwojixugongzuoqule,ruguoyouqitawentininkeyizaihanwo。”

“ng。”linkedianlediantou,kanzhefuwu**likai。zheihuodonghaimandade,gujishanhougongzuoyeyaobushaoshijian。