第1章 傻子和残废,绝配!

“ba,woyaozenmeban!”

“wobuxiaoxinzhuangleyejiadeqinqi,suiranyejiabuzhuijiuwodezeren,danshitamenyaowojiajiyejiaershaoyeshuzui!zheibizuolaohaikongbua!”

bieshudatingli,rongfeiyubengkuidaku。

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rongtianshiyishengnuchi:“nibujiayoushenmebanfa?bujiajiudequzuolao!liuleandi,niyibeizijiuhuile!”

nanrendenuhouhedaolejiaoluoliderongqi。

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“erqieyejiazhishuorangrongjiadenverjiaguoqu,youmeidianmingfeiyaowo。nihemamacongxiaodaodapeiyangwo,bujiushiweilerangwojiajinhaomen,yihouhaoduirongjiayoubangfuma?yaoshiwojiajiyejiaershaoye,yiqiejiudouhuileya!”

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shuodehaotingshiguquan,danshisheiyoubuzhidaozheishiqianzhaideguquan,baibaihuajita,tahaiyaochengdanliandaizeren,banggongsihaizhai。

rongtianshizhenshidadeyishouhaosuanji!

rongqizuijiaowanlewan,yinquleyanlidekuse,tianzhendipaizheshou:“jiarenhaowan!qiqixihuanjiaren!youxinyifuchuan!”

huilefangjianhou,rongqijingzhidelianshangnahaiyouyisishaqi,neishuangqingchedeshuangmou,zaiminghuangdedengguangxia,yufacuicanjianyi。

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【1005:zaima?ganggangwokanluntanshangyouxinchulejipianqiuyidetiezi,niyaoqukankanma?】

【1005:ruguonikanzhonglenapiantieziyaojiedandehua,keyizhaowo,jiwoliuyanjiukeyile!】

rongqizhabaleyixiayanjing,huilexiaoxi:【xing,woqukankan。meishi,yihoudedanziwodouzijijie。】

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三日后。

yejiapaileyiliangcheguolaijieta,chucizhiwai,haiyouyigejiandanqueyouzhuangyandehongbenben——jiehunzheng。

rongqibajiehunzhengniezaishouli,muguangbuyoudeyoupiankedezhixi。

tazuijiaofuqileyimokuxiao。

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