第1章
“laopo，xiuxihui，laihebeikafeiba？”
“不喝！”
qinruoxuepadiyishengheshangbijibendiannao，lianshangluchuyanezhise，“woshuolinyuan，nichulemeitianzaijiadasaoweishengzuozuojiawu，nihaihuiganshenme？nihainengganshenme？！”
“wozheibushihaihuishoumokafeima？laoponichangchang，weidaohenbucuode。”
linyuantianzhexiaolian，sihaokanbuchubanfenbeimadejuewu。
“你！”
qinruoxueganggangzhanqideshenzichadiandaleyigelieju，yikouqimenzaixinkou，buzhidaogaishuoshenmecaihao。
zheigeshijieshangzenmehuiyourucihouyan**zhiren！
不行，一定要离婚！
dengmingtianyeyeqishidashouguowanjiuli！
zicongsangeyueqian，linyuanchengletadeshangmenzhangfuhou，tajiumeiyouyitianshunxinguo。
cengjingtahaizaixinzhongqipanzhe，suiranlinyuankanqilaishigefeiwu，danhuoxuzhishimeinengzhaoduifangxiang，zijimeizhunnenggoujianglinyuanji**chulaini？
ranerjieguohenkuairangtadashisuowang！
ranglinyuanqushangban，tanenggoujiangkehujiqizou！
ranglinyuanqukaiche，tanenggoubachekaiheliqu！
shenzhiranglinyuanzuoleyicifan，tachadianmeibajialijidianle！
yejiushixixiwan，tuotuodi，cainengmianqiangzuohao。
huaneryanzhi，zaiqinruoxuekanlai，linyuanjiushigechetoucheweidefeiwu！
rujin，zaiqinjianeixierendekeyixuanyangxia，zhenggeyunzhoushishangcengjihudouzhixiaoletaqinruoxuejialeyigefeiwu，yigebuzhebukoudefeiwu！
benshenqinshijituanjiuyijinghaojinletadexinli，huilaihaiyaomianduizheimegefeiwu，erbianbushinenggoutingdaozhongrendechaofeng，zheirangtaduilinyuandetaidushizaishihaobuqilai，ruofeijiazuyuanyin，tazaojiulihunle！
kejibianshijiazudeyuanyin，taxinzhongcikeyeyijingxiadingjuexin，yidingyaolihun！
napapinzhezaiqinshijituandesuoyouguquandoubuyaole，yebixuli！
“haoba，buhejiubuhe，laoponishenmeshihouxianghele，wozaijinixianmo。neilaoponixianmangba，wojixudasaoweishengqule。”
jianqinruoxueliansebutaidui，yijingchuzaibaofadebianyuan，linyuanliezuiyixiao，dalegehaha，zhuanshenquzhaozijidemobuhexiaoshuitongqule。
qinruoxuelengzhelianbujiehua，momodishoushileyixiadongxi，nazhecheyaochijiuyaochumen。
tayigeguimicongyguohuilai，yaozaizheizhujitian，taqujichangjieyixia。
zhishi，maibugangzoudaomenkou，tayouhuranhuitou，chongzhelinyuanlengshengdao：“jizhu，nideshenfenshiyigegangqinshi，wogenwoguimijiangguonishixuegangqinde，niyidingyaojiwojiazhuanghaole，luxiandehua，zheigeyuedeshenghuofeiyifenqiandoumeile!”
diuxiahua，qinruoxuezhuanshendatabuliqu。
henkuai，waimianchuanlaiyizhenpaochedehongmingsheng，yilianghuohongsedefalalishichubieshu，chaozheyuanchujichierqu。
bieshudamenkou，linyuanduanzheneibeishoumokafei，muguangtiaowangzheliqudepaoche，zuijiaogouqiyimorouhexiaoyi，sihaokanbuchubanfenqinao。
duiyuqinruoxue，tadequeqinaobuqilai，ruofeiduifangshinianqianwuyizhongjiuxiachulechehuodeziji，kongpazheigeshijieshangyijingmeiyoutalinyuanzheihaorenle！
只是......
“钢琴师么？”
linyuandiguziyu，zuijiaoluchuyimoguguaidexiaoyi。
“ai，laopoa，niduiwohaizhendeshiyiwusuozhia，zheihaixuyaojiabanma？”
yguozuizhumingdebaitinghuichangzhongxin，tadouqudanzouguo。
“suanle，haishixianbajialijishoushiganjingba，miandedaihuilaopohuilai，youdemawojitadiulianle。”
zhuanshen，linyuanlehehedinaqilemobu。
zheitaobieshuweiyuyunlaishanzhuangbianyuan，wulundiduan，haishijiage，zaiyunzhoushidoushishuyishuerdehaozhai，mianjiziranyebuxiao。
linyuanhuafeilejiangjinbangexiaoshi，zheicaishoushidechabuduo。
diaozheyigenyan，linyuanzoudaobieshudamenqiandetaijieshangzuoxia，xiuxiqilai。
haimeiyihui，waimianxiangqiyizhenyouyuanjijindehongmingsheng。
jinjiezhe，zaizhenggeyunzhoushijihudoujianbudaoyiliangdelanbojiniduyaohuanhuantingkaozaibieshudamenqian。
yiweishuzhedabeitou，daizhemojingdeyingjunqingnianxiaomimidecongcheneizuanchu，chaozhebieshumenkoudelinyuankuaibuzouqu。
daolelinyuanmianqian，neiqingnianlianshangbiaoqingshunjianyansuqilai，gongjingkaikoudao：“wangye，nirangwochadeshiqingwoyijingchaqingchule，qinjiazhongren，kongpahuizaimingtianjiazhuqintianhedeqishishoudanshangduisaozifaqigongjie，daoshihou，yinggaijiunenggouchedidadaonidemudele！”
“zhidaole！”linyuandandandiantou。
jiandaolinyuanrucidanding，sihaobuguanxinqitashidemoyang，yingjunqingnianyouxiewuyu：“woshuowangye，nigaibuhuizhenjiudasuanchedizaizheiliguiyinleba？jiuzaizheidangyigejiatingfunan？zheiyaoshirangzanmenneixielaoduishoukandao，kongpadexiaosia！”
zuoweilinyuandeshouxia，anyedeshounaojirenwu，yingjunqingniantaimingbailinyuandeshenfenle。
做一个家庭妇男？
neishitacengjingxiangdoubuganxiangxiangdeshiqing！
jianlinyuanwudongyuzhongdeyangzi，yingjunqingnianbudebubuchongdao：“nishizongdezheiduanshijian，zhenggedixiashijieyijingchediluantaolea，ruoshijixuxiaqu，kongpaquanqiudouyaochanshengyicidadongdangle，daoshihouzanmenkongpayedebeiboji，ninhaibudasuanchushanme？”
zheiyici，linyuanzhongyuyoulehuiying。
muguangzaiyingjunqingnianlianshangkanlekan，xiaozhedao：“dongdangjiudongdangba，woyijingleile，xianzaiwoyaoshouzaiwolaoposhenbian，diaochadeshiqingjiranyijingwanchengle，jiuganjingunba，haiyou，jiaobiecaishanglai，wogangcadedibeininongzanglea！huitoulaopoyouyaomawole！”
cihuayichu，yingjunqingnianlianshangbiaoqingdunshiyizhi，suijishanshandejiangjiaocongtaijieshangnaxialai，wunaidao：“jiranzheiyang，neiwojiuxianzoule，youshizhaohu！”
diuxiahua，yingjunqingniangancuidezhuanshen，jiashiduyaolikai。
“ai，youdecadi，zhendeshi！”linyuanwunaiqishen，jiangfangcaiyingjunqingniancaiguodedimianrenzhencashiganjing。
zheiyimu，ruoshirangneiyingjunqingniankandao，kongpadetiaoqilainuhou：“nizhibuzhidaoduoshaorenxiangguizheqiuwoguoqu，wodoubuguoqu，nijingranhaixianqiwozang？”
dangran，zheiyiqie，neiyingjunqingnianshikanbudaole。
jiangdimiancashiganjing，linyuanmomodenghouzheqinruoxueguilai。
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suizhexiyangluomu，waimianzhongyuxiangqiyizhenpaochehongmingsheng。
jinjiezhe，qinruoxuedeneilianghongsefalalihuanhuanshirubieshucheku。
zuozaitaijieshangdelinyuanjianzhuang，lianshangdunshiluchuxiaoyi，lianmangqishenchaozhefalalipaoguoqu。
chemenshengqi，qinruoxuedeshenyingzuanchu，lingyicetongyangzuanchuyidaojinglishenying。
neishiyigemantoujinfadedaxiaguoren，kanshangqusihushigehunxueer，zhangxiangdaoshibubiqinruoxuechadaonaliqu。
genqinruoxuedianlegetou，linyuanzoudaohunxuemeinvmianqian，xiaozheshenshoudao：“nihao，woshiruoxuedelaogonglinyuan，xiangbinijiushiruoxuedeguimitangyiba？”
“ng！”tangyidiandiantou，kanzhelinyuandedaban，bujinmeiwoshou，fanermeitouweiweizhouleqilai。