mengningxishunzhejiyihuidaolejiangjunfu，tajuzhudewuzili，zheiwuzipojiudehen，buxiangshijixiaojiezhude。
kequeshishiqueshiruci，sheirangyuanzhushidamingdingdingdefeicaichounv。
yuesezheimemenglong，takunyifanqi。
shidaorujin，tazhinenggongjingburucongmingjiangjiuyixiale。
dierriyizao，niaoyuhuaxiang。
zheishi，wuwaichuanlaileyizhencaozadejiaobusheng。
“papapa——”henkuaifangmenbeizhongliqiaoxiang。
“mengningxi，nikeranglaonuhaodengani，zheidoushenmeshihoule，jiranhaiganjilaonushuilanjue，zhenshigebuzhisihuodedongxi！”miaomamachenzhenuhuoyiyushuangguandao。
“gun！”mengningxinuhe。
tatingdechushibusuzhike，jiranshibusuzhike，neimetajiubukeqile。
zheimedaqingzaode，gandajiaotademeimeng，zhenshijiushichilexiongchibaozidanle！
yuanzhuhaodaiyeshigexiaojie！
“haoani，danganzheibankonghebenlaonu，ruoshirangfurenzhixiaole，gelenidekoushebucheng！”
miaomamanusuyisheng，zhilianchuaimen。
“peng、peng、peng”zayinzaiduxiangqi，tayaorangmengningxibudeanning！
takeshitangshishenbiandemiaomama，rujinfurenzhangjia，quanfushangshangxiaxiachulejiangjun，jiushifurenshuolesuan。
taqinengyexiazheikoumenqi！
mengningxizhidaotadehaojueshuibuchengle。
mengningxizhubukaimen，yishuangfenglitouluzhelengyidehanmou：“niyoushidehua，zhijieshuobianshi，wokemeigongfugennifeihua！”
yudaozhuanmenpengcide，tagengyinggaiguoduanyidian。
dangmiaomamakandaomengningxideshihou，mouyanjianmengleyixia。
这是错觉吗？
wulunshiqizhishanghaishiyanyushang，zenmeganjuehuanleyigeren，weidutalianshangdeneidaoba，chuleta，meiyoubieren。
“ni……zheishisaoba，ruguobuxiangaizoudehua，laoguiju，qufurenyuanzilisaodi！”miaomamamanmianxiongsha，siwujidandejiangsaobadiuzaimengningxishouruganchaideshenshang。
zheigenzhangshiqirenyouyouhequbieni？
xianzaidemengningxikebuhuiqianjiutawuzuofeiwei！
“e？shima，nimenfurenkanyangzishihenquenubi，neiyaonimenzheixienubiganshenmechide！”
mengningxiwanrushizihouyibannudao，linglititou，lingmiaomamayiwaizhanzhanfadou。
jiranyaotiyuanzhufuchou，zishiyaoxunxunlaizhicaizuiyouyisi。
fanzhengcengjingshanghaiguoyuanzhude，tamenyigedoutaobudiao！
“nikezhidaolaonushifurenderen，nidanganzheibansiyiwangweidekonghelaonu，jinrilaonuyaoshibutifurenjiaoxunyixianizheigeyezhong，doukanniyaoshangtianle！”
miaomamabianshuonuchimengningxi，yibajiuzhuaqiyigegunzijiuwangmengningxishenshangda。
yikouyigefuren，bujiushigejimuma，youshenmelebuqide！
tahaiweichupengdaomengningxirenhehaomao，mengningxiyibaqiabozi，laonumanliantonghong，chuanbuguoqilai。
mengningxitaimoulengxiao，“ngheng，gaosuwo，sheishiyezhong？”
tayueqiayuehen，mianduizheixiechiruanpayingderen，tagengyinggaizheiyang！
miaomamacumei，liansenankanningzhong，tachuanbuguoqilai：“lao……laonushiyezhong，qiudaxiaojie……darenyoudadu，fangguolao，lao……”
tahuangmangqiurao，mianduisiwangsheinengbuweiju？
“zhidaojiuhao，haibukuaijibenxiaojiegunchuqu！”mengningxijixiao，yibajiusongkailemiaomamadebozi，miaomamashilishuaidaowodi，manhuangyanleyankoushui。
活着真好！
“是是是！”
laonumeifanyingguolai，pidianpidiandehuangmangchetuilechuqu。
tazhenbuzhidaozheigefeiwuxiaojiezenmele，jinrizenhuibianderucisangshibingkuang。
haishizhiqianneigedanxiaorushu，renrenqiayuanniebiandefeiwudaxiaojiema，zenmejinriyiqiao，wulunshiqizhishenmehaishiyuqifangmian，jiuwanruhuanleyigerenyiban。
tajuedeyoubiyaojiangcishigaojiejitangshi。
meiguoyihui，yigeshiwu、shiliusuidenvhaizoulejinlai，“xiaojie，shinima，shinihuilailema？huasonghaiyiweixiaojiechuleshenmesanzhangliangduan……”
shuowanbingpudaolemengningxidehuaili，leishuirushileyankuang，shileyanjiao，yujieweirun，wenreyongshangshuangmou，qingleilianlian，yixingqingleihuaxia，yidijingyingyunluo。
“nixianbieku，nijiaxiaojiebushimeishima，yongbuzhezheimedajingxiaoguaide。”
mengningxirouleroutadexiaonaodaigua，tazheirenzuibudongdejiushianweiren。
tashiyuanzhudetieshenyahuan，ziyoujiupeitongzaiyuanzhudeshenbian，shiheshifenhuzhudeyahuan，bingmeiyouxiangqitarenyiyangqifuyuanzhu。
“xiaojiemeishijiuhao，niyinggaieleba，yaoshiyoushenmefenfugenhuasongshuojiushi，huasongyidinghuijinlierweide。”
huasongcaganleihen，yanquanweiweiyihong，chuchudao。
mengningxiweiweihanxiao，roushengdao：“woxianzaihaibuxuyaoshenmejinlierwei，woyoudianele，nijiwoshaodiandongxiba。”
duiyuanzhuhaoderen，tabuhuikuidaide。
“ngng，buhuirangxiaojiejiudengde。”
huasongyouchajuedaotajiaxiaojiezhibuguoshixiaoshileyigewanshang，jinriyijian，bianhuataidale。
lunqichangshanghaishiyudiaoshang，jiugenhuanleyigerenside，buxiangzhiqianneigedanxiaorushu，jianrenjiuduodexiaojiele。
buguanshibushizhende？tadouhuiyongyuanzhanzaitajiaxiaojiezheiyibian。
huasongganglikaiwubujiu，erbianturanchuanlaiyizhencaozadejiaobusheng。
qinhanchengduobuzoudaomengningxidemianqian，zuozaitadeshenbian，“mengningxi，jinriguodekeanhao？”
tashigongjingwang，shigezhengtianchenmiyujiusedesanhuangzi，heyuanzhuyouyizhizhifuweihundehunshu。
“zhaowoheshi？”mengningxilenghengyisheng，henshibuxie。
mengningxikeshizhidao，zheiweiqinhanchengyebushishengyoudedeng，zheixienianlai，shanghaiyuanzhudeshiqingkemeishaozuo。
jiuzhidaohejiushibaodenanren，jianzhijiushiyitiaogou。
“kandaobenwangbiezheimejinzhang，benwangjinriwufeijiushijinisongdianfengshengdeshiwu，buranpabenwangdeweihunqiezhele。”
qinhanchengshuoba，jiujianghezilideshechishiwudouyiyangyangnalechulai，baizaimengningxideyanmouqian。
dayudaroudeweidaomimanzaizhenggewuli，mengningxiyebujingyanlekoushui。
tazheimeyidazao，tahaimeiyourenhedejinshini，xianzaiedebuxing。
ruguotameiwencuodehua，zheixiefancaishimeiyoudude，zhiyouneilujiuliyoudu。
“he，neiduoxiesanhuangzi，neibenguniangjiubukeqile！”
tanaqiwankuaijiuchileqilai，zhiyaotabupengneilujiujiumeishi。
qinhanchengzheitanglaishibuhuirangtaqingyimenghunguoguande。
“benwangjinrishixiangtongnihebeijiaobeijiu。”
qinhanchengdaoleliangbeijiushui，yibeidixianglemengningxi，yibeiliujiziji，tamuguangyinleng。
mengningxiwenleyixiajiushui，limianxiadeshizhimingdejudu，zhiyaoyikoujiusuantianhuanglaoerlailedoujiubule！
tayixuechangshi，dayouyongtu。
“谢王爷！”
mengningxiqianxiao，zhijiedangmiandaodiaolejiushui，dimianshangfuchudujiupaomo。
jianci，qinhanchengyaoyaqiechi，“nigechoubaguai，biebuchihaodai！”
“hunqikuaiyaolinjinle，sanhuangzijiuzheimepobujidaidexiangyaoshadiaowo，guoranzuidubuguofurenxin！”mengningxijixiao，gengduoshichaofeng。
yuanzhuhenhaoshangshou，keshixiangshanghaita，gujihuibidengtianhaiyaonan！
“jinribenwangdouyijinglaile，xinyiruci，niruobuling，neikeyoubudeni！”
qinhanchenglenghengyisheng，fennudeqiazhumengningxidexiaba，yiyaoqiangguandujiu。
tadengzhilemouzi，zuijiaojianjiandefanqiyimoxiaoyi，tajinribisiwuyi！
mengningxihenhendechuaileqinhanchengxiashenyijiao，shunjianqinhanchengmiansezhanghong，ganmangdewuzhutadexiashen。
“砰！”
zhonglishuailejiubei，xianjiusijian！
“aaa！nige**，danganshangbenwangminggen，lairen，jibenwangshaleta！”wanrushazhutibandecanjiaoshengbianbuzhenggeyuanzi。
tingqilairangrengewaidejingkongwanzhuang！
mianduizhananta，tacaibuxincishouruanni！
henkuaiwulichuangjinlejigeshouchizhangjiandeshiwei，siguzhezhouwei，bingchidaoxiangmengningxikanleguoqu。
weijishikesheibupao，sheijiushishazi！
mengningxichaozhemenwaisatuijiupao，shiweizhuizhuzaihou。
tajuedetazhaozheiyangpaoxiaqushibuxing，zonghuibeidaizhude。
mengningxishuaikaishiweizhihou，yanqianjiushiyigelizhedeqiangmian，baomingqijiantaxuanzelefanqiangtaopao，xiangyaochuqubiyixia。
tafanqiangdejishukebushierliude，goujiledouhuitiaoqiang，genghekuangshiyoushouyoujiaoderenni！
sheiliaotayiwaicaikong，bushenzhuidaoyigeqiahaoluguodenanrenruanyingdehuaili。
mengningxizhengkaijinbidemouzi，yuyishuangfengmuduishi：“womenhaoxiangzainalijianguo。”
“……”qinyuanshangmuguangchenleng。
meicuojiushizheigenanren，haiyoushenzheidaoqiangburudexiongtang，jiushizuowanneigetianxianmeinan。
mengningxiqianqianguaner，“shuaige，nizenmehuizaizheili？”
“wozenmejiubunengzaizheile？”qinyuanshangmeirumohua，shuijianxingmou，gupanshenfei，ruoyousiwudexiaorongxiexiedeguazaizuijiao，meihuozhongsheng。
qinhanchengzhubuzhuilai，jianci，tajifenhanyi：“zheibushidamingjiudingdeshezhengwangma，zenmejinriyoukongchuxianzaijiangjunfuxianliudale？erqiehaibaozhebenwangdeweihunqi……”
这成何体统？
tasuiranbuxihuanjiuyaochounvren，keshidangzhetademianzheiban，rangtazhijuedeyanmiannankan，jiuhaobimomingqimiaodedaishangyidinglvmaozi！
zheirangtazenmekaixindeqilai？
jingqinhanchengtixing，qinyuanshangbianfangxialemengningxi，mengningxiyeshixunsudetiaodaoledimianshang。
buguoganggangzheihuoshuoleshenme？
什么摄政王？
shezhengwangzainani？tazameiqiaojian。
“xianlaiwushi，benwangjinrishilaizhaorende。”qinyuanshangneisinifeinideyanbosuoguozhichu，liuxiadejinshiwuxianfengqing，zhishiyandishenchuquemanshilengmo。
dunshimengningxitongkongfangda，tashishezhengwang？
bujinzhangdehaokanyejiusuanle，haishiweidamingdingdingdeshezhengwang。
瞧她这狗屎运沾得！
“zhaoren？zhaoshenmeren，buhuishiyaozhaonvrenba，benwangjiuhaoqile，womenshezhengwanghuizhaonamenzihuoshuidenvren，erqiehaishizaijiangjunfuzhoubianzhao，youdianyisi！”qinhanchengsibuxie、sijichao，hualitouzhehanyi。
tazhidaoshezhengwangshiweilaijichenghuangweideshouxuan，zhongweihuangzijianledouhuiyiyirangbu，talangziyexin，tayexiangdengshangzhigaowushangdehuangweizuozuo。
“yunihegan！”qinyuanshanglinlie。
qinhanchengmianseyijiang，yinrenzhunuqi：“neinizhaonidenvren，benwangchulibenwangdeshi，lairenjiangtajibenwangbangle！”
tazaojiuduiqinyuanshangyouyijianle，buguotaxianzaihaiyouyaoshiyaochuli。
shiweimenanfenfunazheshengsuochaomengningxizhubucoujin，zheishiqinyuanshangdangzaimengningxideshenqian。
tamouziweichen、rufengdasheyiban，hanzhejifenhanyi。
“shezhengwangbuhuizheimeaiduoguanxianshideba？”qinhanchengtouzhecigudehenyi，burongzhiyi，haobuyouzai。
“benwangyaozhaoderenjiujinzaiyanqian，wangxiangshanghaidaotayigenhaomao！”
qinyuanshangmouweichen、yijimoudiyishanjishideshayi。
zheigenvrenyaoshizaitadeyanqianchushi，tabuguandoubuxingleni。
mengningxitaimoumuzhongliuluzantanzhise，shezhengwangshizaisheshenbaohuta？
想想都尼玛的**！
“……”qinhanchengyezhu。
什么？
taganggangmeitingcuoba，shezhengwangshizhuanchenglaizhaozheigechounvrende？tashishenmeyanguang！
“kandaoleba，bierenshilaizhaowode，nijiubiezizuoduoqingle！”mengningxishenleshenshetoutiaoxinyifan。
zheixiazheisizhanangainatameizhele，wuxinkuaizai！
“ni！”dengdayanjing，nankanzhelaolian，fanzaohuishouyuanqu。
shezhengwangshilaizhaotade，tashunjianjiunatameibanfale，yanxiajumianzhinengzanqiexianzheiyang，guohouzailaizhaomengningxisuanzhang！
“youlaoleshezhengwangganggangdechushouxiangjiu，buzhidaoshezhengwanglaizhaobenguniangshisuoweiheshi？”mengningxichichiyixiao，chelechechunjiao，yurongyangqilianlianxiaoyi。
zheishitaduiyigenanrenyibiaohaogandeanhao，meifazi，sheirangyanqiandezheigenanrenzhangderucideshendi。
zhenshirangtaguomubuwang、dianjizhe。
tagaibuhuishifaxianletadeyoudian，xunlaideba？
ruozhenshizheiyang，neijianzhijiushitaibangle！
“这个是你的吗？”
qinyuanshangcongxiukoulitaochuyimeiyuzhuo，fangzaimengningxideyanqian。