第1章
handongshengdisanyushougaojizhongxue。
banzhurenzoujinjiaoshi，qiaoleqiaoheibanshuo：“jinnianyushougaokaodefenshuxian，yijingquedingle。”
“zuidibiaozhun，xuyaolingshouqixuezhi70dian。erzai90dianyishangde，zekeyishangzhongdiandaxue。”
“julikaoshihaiyouzuihou10tian，tongxuemenjiayou。”
“haiyou，xiwangmouxierenhaoziweizhi，buyaoladizanmenbandebiyelv。”
zuozaibanjizuihoupaiqiangjiao“vipxiuxianyulequ”deyexiutingjianhou，lianshangzhifanbaiyan。
tadangranzhidaobanzhurenneigelaotutou，jiushizaidianmingyinyangziji。
但那又能怎么样呢？
“dage，wolianggeyueqiancaichuanyueguolai，kan《wusuibaobaoyushouqimengzhinan》doujuedexinxian。”
“jieguoxianzai，nigaosuwoyaocanjiayushougaokao？”
『qiantuwuwang』sigedazi，diyiciruciqingxidifuxianzaiyexiuyanqian。
meibanfa，sheijiaozheishigeyiyushouweizhudeshijie。
jishinianqian，bansuizhequanqiulingqifusu，mowuxiongshouhengxing。
zairewuqichedishiquzuoyonghou，yushoushibianchengweilerenleiwuzhuangliliangdejueduihexin。
ziranerran，zheiyizhiyedeshouruyekaishishuizhangchuangao。
sanxianchengshiputongniumamangliwangwaiyigeyue，yejiuzhenggesansiqiankuaiqian；
eryushoushisuishouzhansha、huoshourongyitouzuidijiedexiongshou，dounenghuodeshangwanyuandebaochou。
guangshishourujiuzuyilingrenyanhong，gengbuyaoti，haiyougeshigeyangdeshehuitequan。
suoyibushuangzhiyu，yexiuyetingzheji：
“chuanyueqianwojiusanqianyigeyue，chuanyuehouwohaisanqianyigeyue...neiwobushibaichuanyuelema？”
qishi，gangchuanyuelaizheigeshijiedeshihou，tayuanbenyouyizhiqixuezhiwei96dexunjielangquan。
anlishuozheigekaijuhaisuanbucuo。
zhikexi，tajingran...
难产死了！
linzhongqian，xunjielangquanyongweiruodeqixiqingqiuyexiu：
“qingni...yidingyaozhaoguwodehaizi...”
mozheyishoudegouxue，yexiuzaixinlimianzhihugouxue。
“bushigoujie，nimenzheigeshijie，chengshiliyangdongwubugaojueyudema？”
maizanglangquanhou，yinweiwanquanbudongdeyushou，yexiushizhongzhaobudaoyuanyiyuzijiqianyuedexinlingshou。
haozaixiaogoushenshanghailiutangzhezhishaoyibandelingshouxuetong。
wunaizhixia，tazhihaozhaozhe《xiaoxueshengyushoukechengbiaozhunjiaocai（wunianjishang）》deneirong，
feilehaodaliqi，caiyuzheizhihaimeiyoutuoxiedadexiaogouqiandinglelingyue。
tameitianheisededoudouyanyizhengkai，jiushiniudongzhemaorongrongdeshentiyaobaobao。
“嘤嘤嘤。”
【shishiqixuezhi：2dian。】
yonggaoqingshangdeshuofalaijiang，yexiuyuxiaogouweilaidejinbukongjian，haiyouhenda。
daobushimeiyoubanfakuaisutishengqixue。
但是，得氪金啊。
yikezhinengzengjialingdianjidianqixuedelingdan，shoujiadouyaoshangwanyuan，yexiudagongbannianyejiunengzanyike。
jiuzaitasikaodeshihou，erbianhuranyidaojixieyinchuanlai：
“ding，jiancedaochuanyuezheyushouyishijuexing，qixuetunshixitongkaishibangding。”
zaiyexiunaohaizhong，yidaodanlansedexunimianbanfuxianchulai。
xitongdejieshaojiandancubao，zhiyoujianduandejigezi：
“suowei『qixuetunshi』，bianshitongguojishalailveduoduishoudeqixue，bingzengzhangdaowofanglingshoushenshang。”
chulezheixie，jiumeiyoule。
suiranxitongkansiyouxiejianlou，danyexiuhaishizhibuzhudizuijiaoshangyang：
“bucuo，zheicaixianghuayidian，zongsuanbuwangwobaichuanyueyichang。”
“zhibuguo，zheigesuoweide『jisha』，yuwolijiedeneigejishashitongyigeyisima？”
baozheshishikandetaidu，tajiangmuguangtouxiangleqiangbishangdeyizhiwenzi。
padeyisheng，zhijiepaisi。
下一秒：
【weizhipinzhongyouquan，shishiqixuezhi：2.001dian。】
叶修逐渐兴奋起来：
“dangbulekejinwanjia，wohaidangbulechaojigandima？”
paisiyizhiwenzi，jiunengzengjia0.001dianqixue。
julixiaogouchengzhangdao70dianqixue，yejiu68000duozhiwenzideshiqing，busuantaiduo...
apei，neikeshizhengouduode！
shijianjin、renwuzhong，meishijianzaixuexiaojixulangfeile，bijingzheilinengjishadeshengwushizaitaishao。
zongbunengxiangyingjiangguojianzishengneiyang，zaibanjilitaochump5，yutongxuemenxianxiakaiyiju**zhanchangba。
zhuaqishubao，bugubanzhurenzaishenhounuma，yexiuzhijiexiangxiaowaifeibenerqu。
tazhidaoyigejuejiadedifang，bujinnengzengjiajishazhi，shenzhihainengshunbianzhengdianmailiqundeqian。
taishoulanxiayiliangluguodechuzuche：
“shifu，ganjinqushidisantuzaichang，woganshijian。”
chuzuchesijishifuxianghoushijingpiaoleyiyan，youxiemobudaotounao：
“nimenxianzaidexuesheng，doubuyongshangkedema？”
tuzaichangfuzezhaolinshigongdefuchangzhangzhaofang，dingzheyexiu，yetichuleyimoyiyangdewenti。
dannaiheyexiuzhuangchuyifukeliandeyangzi，manlianzhenchengdijieshishuo：
“lingdaoninjiuxingxinghao，wozheishiqingongjianxue。”
“buchulai**yifengongzuo，woliancanjiagaokaodebaomingfeiqiandoumeidejiaoge。”
fuchangzhangsikaoliangjiu，zuizhonghaishidiantoudayingleta。
bijing，tuzaichangmuqianbijiaoquerenshou。
zaiquanqiulingqifusudedabeijingxia，jiusuanjiyaniuyangzheixierouchu，yesuishiyoukenengfashengbianyi，
tamenbianyiweiyijiexiongshouhou，duiyingdezhandoulikeshirenleiyijielingshou。
pinqingyushoushikanchangzi，jiagegaoang，xiaodifangdetuzaichanggenbenchengdanbuqizheibikaixiao。
yinci，meidangfashengbianyideshihou，wangwangdoushiyichangzainan。
jingchangnengzaikuaiyinduanshipinshangkandao：
“moumoutuzaichangfashengbianyi，zaochengsishangrenshugongjixxren”zhileidexinwen。
pinglunquzhonghaiyoubushaorenliuyan：
“wolaojiadedajiu，yiqianjiushigantuzaichangde。”
“houlaijuedetaiweixian，jiugancuitidaopaolu，zhuantouqugongdilitouganshenjingshuiguile。（999zan）”
jiusuanshixingyexiehuitichu『tuzaishiganman3niankexiangshougaojijintiedaiyu』delihaozhengce，
qianlaiyingpinderenyeliaoliaowuji。
yibanzhiyoujizheyongqian、huozheshiqingjiadangchandedutuheyinjunzi，caihuiguolai**jitian。
fuchangzhangjinnianyezhiyousanshiduosui，nengyilupadaozheigeweizhi，quanpingsaidaoshangwanquanmeiyouduishou。
dangran，yunqihaoyeshihenzhongyaode。
“xiaoyea，zanmenchangshebeibijiaojiu，yongdehaishibanzidonghuatuzaishebei。”
changlirenshoubuduo，zhaofangzhinengqinzishifanpeixun。
tabayexiulingdaoyigeanniuqian，
qingqingyian，buyuanchudeyipaizhadaoluoxia，jiangjishizhijideboziyiqizhanduan。
kongqizhongdunshimimanyiguxuexingdeweidao。
yexiuhaishidiyicikandaozheizhongjingxiang，xiayishiyanleyixiakoushui：
“bukuishigongyehuatuzai，zhengouyanwang...”
“但是，我喜欢！”