第1章:一朝被雷劈,哥成万人迷

mimimangmangzhong,conghundunzhongsuxing。

churanheranzhengkaile,youxiechenzhongdeshuangyan。

“***!zheishinali?”

zhijianyanqian,yuanchuyunwuliaorao,shiwangbudaodebianji,erjiaoxia,queshiyizuoshiqiao。

shubuqingdeshizhu,zhulizaizhoubian。

jianciyimu,churanroulerouyanjing,bukesiyidao:“zheibushiyuanshendedenglujiemianma?”

huanshisizhou,churanmolemobizi,youxienamendao:“wozenmehuizaizheili?”

shenweiyuanshendelaowanjia,kanzhezhouweishuxidehuanjing,churanxinzhongturanyouleyizhongdadandecaice:“mofei?wochuandaoyouxilile?”

jinjiezhe,xiangqizijidelaili,churanzhoulezhoumeitou:“wobushisilema?”

tachuran,benshilanxingtuzhu,pingpingfanfandedagongren。

jizaixiaxiaodechuzuwu,chaojiuwanliu。

kongyouyizhangshuaiqidelian,quedouliliangxiuqingfeng。

shenweiyuanshenwanjia,tahewaimiandezhainanbuyiyang,pianpianteliduxing。

waimiandenvzhuboneishilaopoma?shigeder!

shutazhiyan,naxida,keli,hutangzhu,caishitalaopodezuijiarenxuan!

gengbieti,tadexinjinxiaojiaoqifuningna,tagengshiaidaobuxing,zhijiekeleyishou648,zuihouhanleikongjun。

meichoudaoxinlaopo,tachuranhanleichumen,zhunbeimaidiandongxichiyixiexintouzhifen。

sheizhi,tianjiangshenlei,taganghaozhanzaishuxia,haiganghaodaomeicuidebeipisile。

huiyijieshu,churanyishihuiguixianshi。

takanzheyanqian,neiwangbudaobianjidelu,yishiyouxiejiujiedaodiyaobuyaojixuwangqianzou。

jiuzaichuranshifenjiujieshi,yidaokonglingdexitongtishiyin,zichurandenaohaizhongxiangqi。

“ding!yibangdingshikonglvkechuran,meilimanjiguanghuanyizidongkaiqi。”

churanjingxiwanfen:“xitong?”

“ding!shikonglvkenihao,woshimeimoxitong008hao,qingwenniyoushenmeyiwenma?”

youxieqiguai,zijiweihehuichuanyuedaozheilidechuranwendao:“zheidoushizenmehuishi?”

“ding!chajuedaosuzhuyiwen,ziliaochuanshuzhong!”

bansuizhexitongtishiyin,xiayikeyidaolingguangyishan。

shujuhuadeziliao,beiquanbuchuanrudaochurandenaohaizhizhong。

churanzhiganjuenaohaiyizhenqingliang,youleziliaodechuanshu,shunjianmingbaiguolai,rujinshishenmeqingkuangdechuranhuangrandawu。

takanzheyanqianyiwangwujidelu,jingtanchusheng:“***?suoyiwoxianzaizhendechuandaoleyouxili。?”

shuodaozijijuexingdexitong,churanjiuyanshenguguai:“bingqiejuexinglechuanshuozhongdexitong,erqiehaishimeilizhimanji,zhiduinvxingyouxiyinlidemeimoxitong?”

xiangqizijizaiziliaochuanshuzhong,kandaoderujindeshenfen,churanbiaoqingweimiao:“erqiewohai……zidongbangdingleshenfenkong?”

buganxiangxin,zijiyichuanyuejiujuexinglexitongdechuran,shitandao:“xitong?”

dengdailebantian,doumeiyoutingdaozijijuexingdexitongshuohua。

churanshunjianyanshenyibian,tayoudianhuangle。

xitongzenmeturanbushuohuale?gaibuhuishihuaidiaoleba?

xinzhongyishiyouxiejiaozhuodechuran,jimangwendao:“xitong?nizenmebushuohua?”

sishichajuedao,turanbiandefanzaodexinqing。

xiayike,yidaoxitongtishiyin,zaicizaichuranerbianxiangqi。

“ding,xitongtishi,meimoxitongweifuzhuxitong,bujieshouchulerenwuzhiwaiderenhejiaoliu。”

tingdaozheituranerlaidexitongtishi,churanxinzhongsongleyikouqidetongshi,gengshiananrenbuzhuzashe:“e,kanbuchulaixitongzheixiaoniu,haitinggaolengde。”

jinjiezhe,churanmuguangjiandingdekanxiangqianfang。

tashenhuxiyikouqi,yibubujiandingdechaozheqianfangzouqu:“bushuole,jinqukankan!”

gangtashanglexingzoudejiaobu,xiayike,yanqiantianxuandizhuan。

“轰!”

zhitingdaoyishenghongming,ganghuiguoshenlaidechuranyigejiling。

zhijian,helanxingyuanshencglimianyiyang。

shenzheliehuozhangpaodetianli,yinfafeiwu,taxuanfuzaibankong,gaogaozaishang:“wailaizhiren!nimendelvtudaociweizhi!”