第1章
御兽学院。
jiaoshili，xueshengmensansanliangliangdecouzaiyiqi，huxiangyilunzhe。
“nimentingshuolema？mingtianyouyaojinxingchongshoushizhankaohele，shuledekoushixuefen。”
“zenmeyoukaishile？ruxuecaibannian，yijingjinxingwucichongshoushizhankaohele，meiwanleshiba。”
“chongshoushizhankaoheshihaoshi，keyizengjiawomendeshizhanjingyan。guanjianshikouxuefenshangbuqi，xuefenkoumeijiuyaobeikaichuchuxiao，zheigeguidingtaiyangele。”
“kebushima？zheibannianlai，wodouyijingbeikouleliushixuefenle，wozhenshitainanle。”
“huashuowomenbanzuicande，yinggaijiushiliuxiaoxuleba。tadexuefenhaoxiangzhishengxiageweishu，mingtiandechongshoushizhankaohezaishudiaodehua，tajiuyaogenwomenshuobaibaile。”
hualuo，dajiademuguang，buyueertongdiluodaojiaoshizuihouyipaideyimingxueshengshenshang。
ganshoudaozhongrenhuotongqing、huolianmin、huolengmo、huoxingzailehuodemuguang，liuxiaoxuyinchenzhelianse，yiyanbufadizouchujiaoshi。
laidaocaochang，zaijiaoluolizhaoleyitiaoshidengzuoxia，liuxiaoxuzhuzhesaibang，faqidailai。
tabenbushizheigeshijiederen。
qianshideta，shidiqiushangdeyiminggaozhongsheng，yinweixueyefanzhongcusile，jieguojiuchuanyuedaolezheili。
zheiligengxiangshidiqiushangdeyigepingxingshikong。
renleidefazhanshuiping，genqianshichabuduo。weiyibutongdejiushi，zheigeshijiecunzaizhexuduojuyouchaofannenglidechongshou。
yibufenrenleijinhualenaoyu，keyitongguojingshenliyuchongshoujianliqiyuelianxi，weijisuoyong。bingnengzainaoyuzhongkaipichuyigeteshudejingshenkongjian（yushoukongjian），jiangchongshoushouruqizhong。zheileirenyejiaoyushoushi。
qianshenjiushiyimingyushoushi，youyujinhualenaoyu，beiyushouxueyuanluqu，ruxuegangbannian，bingchenggongqiyueleyizhichongshou。
zhibuguotaqiyuedechongshoufeichanglaji，shigongrendezhanwuzha——lieyanji。
chongshoulajiyejiubale，guanjianshiqianshenjuexingdeyushoutianfuyebuhao。
meigeyushoushiqiyuediyizhichongshoudeshihou，douhuijuexingyushoutianfu。
qianshenjuexingdeyushoutianfu，jiaomiaoshoukongkong。
zheigetianfu，keyirangyushoushizaiyuchongshouzhandoushiruguoqusheng，youjilvtouqiedaoduifangdedijiejineng。
yaozhidao，dijiejinengshizuilajideyileijineng，henduoxueshengdoushixiangfangshefadirangzijidechongshouyiwangdijiejineng，yitengchuyigejinenglanliuzhexuexigenggaodengjiedejineng。
keqianshenzheigeyushoutianfu，queshizhuanmenshengchandijiejinengde......
lajidechongshouzaijiashanglajideyushoutianfu，daozhiqianshenzaixueyuandegezhongkaohezhong，zongshipaimingdiandi，xuefenyijianzaijian。
rujin，zhishengxiale6fen。
yidanxuefenkoumei，jiuyaobeikaichuchuxiaole。
beikaichudexuesheng，yaobeiqiangzhizhusheyizhongrangzijishiquyushounenglideyaoji，congcilunweiputongren，beisongwangputongrenshenghuoqu，guopingfanrendeshenghuo。
zheixiangguidingzhuyaoshiyongyuhuanjiedangxiayushouziyuanjinzhangsuocaiqudewunaijucuo。bujinshiqianshensuozaidehuaguo，zhenggeguojidouzaicaiyongzheizhongfangshi。
erzuoweibeitaotaizhe，guojiayehuijiyutamenyifenfengfudefuxujin。
liuxiaoxubuxianglunweiputongren。
jitazaiduodeqianyebuxiang。
putongrenshenghuoqudezhianruheguqiebuti，dandanquanguogediyurijuzengdeyeshengchongshoushangrensharenshijian，yezuyishuoming，zheigeshijieshijiqiweixiande。
zhiyoudangyimingyushoushi，cainengzuidachengdudizibao。
zhishiyitadeqingkuang，ruhecainengyingxiamingtiandechongshoushizhankaohe，baozhuzijideyushoushizigeni？
jiuzailiuxiaoxuyichoumozhanzhiji，yigetuwudeshengyinxiangqi。
“liuxiaoxu，guolaibaziqianle。”
liuxiaoxuzhuantoukanqu，shuohuazhiren，jingshizijidetongbanbanzhang——liwang。
zheishiyigekuangwangzidadejiahuo。
人如其名。
youyuqiyuedechongshou，shiyizhixiyoujideleihuangshe，qipinjieshiliyuanshengqitatongxuedechongshou，suoyi，liwangpingshizongshibaichuyifugaorenyidengdemiankong。
liuxiaoxuzuoweibanjidiandidecunzai，ziranbushoutadaijian。
rujin，zheijiahuoquezhudongzhaoshangziji，yeshixihanshi。
laidaoliwangmianqian，duifanglikeshuaichujiyezhi，bunaifandicuicu：“kuaidian，baziqianle！”
liuxiaoxujieguoyikan，huochengdiyixiazimaoshanglaile。
退学申请书。
退宿申请书。
ziyuanfangqiyushounenglishenqingshu。
好家伙！
zijihaimeibeixuexiaokaichuni，zheijiahuojiutiqianjizijizhunbeishangle。
“woyoumeibeikaichu，weishenmeyaoqianzi？napawozhenbeikaichule，yeyinggaishifudaoyuanzhoufanglaoshifuzewotuixuedeshi，genniyoushenmeguanxi？”liuxiaoxuyayizhenuhuodao。
liwangbaiyanyifan，wubixianqidao：“niyiweiwoxianga！zhoufanglaoshizheijitiandouqingjia，suoyinituixuedeshiyouwofuze。fanzhengmingtiandechongshoushizhankaohe，niyouguobule，zaoqianwanqiandouyiyang，haichazheiyitian？”
jinjiezheyoukaishicuicu：“kuaidianqian，womingtianhenmangde。zuoweibanzhang，haidebangnishangjiaotuixuecailiao，zhennengjiwotianmafan！”
liuxiaoxulenglengdao：“nijiuzheimequeding，mingtiandechongshoushizhankaohewohuishu？”
liwangqingmieyixiao：“nandaobushima？nideyushoutianfulaji，chongshouyelaji，nengyingcaiguai！nijiubushidangyushoushideliao，laoshidanggeputongrenba！”
“neiyededengdaokaohejieshuhouzaishuo！”
liuxiaoxuzhishizheliwang，yiziyijudishuodao：“woliuxiaoxuderenshengzhunze，jiushibupaoqibufangqi！budaozuihouyike，woshijueduibuhuirenshude！”
hualuo，yigeqitededianzihechengyin，huranzailiuxiaoxudenaohaizhongxiangqi。
【滴！天降系统！】
【qijijinhuaxitongzhengzaijihuo......】
【gaixitonghuizonglesuoyouchongshoudeqijijinhualuxian，100％jinhuachenggong！haohaoliyongxitong，dazaonindejipinchongshouba！】
“zhei......wojurandedaoleyigexitong？！”liuxiaoxuyileng，xuanjixianrukuangxi。
zuoweiqianshiyimingaikanwangwendelaoshuchong，ziranqingchuxitongshishenme。
erqiezheigexitong，kanshangquhenqiangdeyangzi。
yaozhidao，zheigeshijie90％dechongshou，doumeiyoubeikaifachujinhualuxian。
suoyi，zheigexitongyouzhechongfendeyongwuzhidi。
erqie，chongshoujinhuashiyigegailvxingshijian，napayoumingquedejinhuafangan，doubushi100％chenggongde。
keshixitongtigongdeqijijinhualuxian，jiubuyiyangle。
百分百的成功率！
keyixiangjian，liyonghaozheigexitongdehua，jianghuijitadailaihedengjudadegaibian。
“xiajiaohuanshenmeni！haibupaoqibufangqi，yebukankanzijiyouduodabenshi！”
xitongdeshengyinzhiyouliuxiaoxuyirennengtingdao，suoyiliwangbingbuzhidao，mianqianzheigebeitawubixianqidejiahuo，qiaoranjianyituotaihuangu。
mianduiliwangdewaku，liuxiaoxubuyiweiyi，tadandandao：“woyouduodabenshi，mingtiannijiuzhidaole。jintianxiangrangwoqianzi，meimen！”
shuowan，bulihuiqijibaihuaideliwang，liuxiaoxutouyebuhuidilikaile。
zouzailushang，liuxiaoxudexinpengpengzhitiao。cishideta，xinqingzaluan，xiyoucanban。
金手指是有了。
keshiliujitadeshijianyebuduole。
mingtianjiuyaochongshoushizhankaohele，yidankaoheshibai，tajiuhuibeiboduoyushounengli，lunweiputongren。daoneishihou，xitongzaihao，yeshibaishe。
bixudezhuajinshijian，tigaochongshoushilicaixing！