第六章幸福在左岸
一种在土里的许愿星
haoburongyiaoguobanzhurenzhunzhunjiaodaodekoushuizhan,xiakelingcaixiangwan。wolikelinzheshubao,zhuaizhehaoyoushuxiaoweijiucongwanedexuexiaowangwaichongqu。
jingguoyigeshangdiandemenkoushi,shuxiaoweihurantingxialai,shuangyandafangguangmang,youbengyoutiaodaochezhewo:“ningmeng,ningmeng,womenyequmaixuyuanxingba,zuijinhaoliuxing,womenbanshanghenduonvshengdoumaileye!tingshuobatazhongdaotulimian,zhiyaotafaleya,duizhetaxuyuanhenlingde!”
“许愿星?”
woyihuodekanzheta,xuyuanxingbushiyongzhizhedema?hainengzhongzaitulimian?haoqixinzheixiachedibeitiaoqile。kegangxiangduizheiyatoushuodianshenme,taquezaoyijingchongxiangleneishangdian。
zixiyikan,tiana!yigebudaoshijimideshangdianmenkou,jingranjidaoshuixiebutong。
shiwufenzhonghou,shuxiaoweidingzheneitouluanpengpengdejiwotoucongrenqunlipachulai,haidalaoyuandexiangwohuishou。wotoudingjuhan,waijiasantiaoheixian。dangchangzhiyouyigexiangfa,jiushijugepaizi,shangmianxieshangzheimeyijuhua:woburenshiciren。
“zhenshibeinidabai,shenmexuyuanxing,genbenjiushipianxiaonvshengdema!kuinixiangxin。”wobaileshuxiaoweiyiyan,weilezheigebuzhisuoweidexuyuanxing,bazijinongdexianggefengziyiyang,zhenkuitazuodechulai。
“jini。”shuxiaoweihuranxiaoxixidedijiwoyigetoumingdexiaohezi,“shishima!xuyuandedaoyigedashuaige,fanzhengnibamajingchangbuzaijia,duoyigerenpeiniyebucuoma!”
laomalaobaxiaikaogu,jingchangzaiguowaipao,jialijiuzhishengxiawoyigeren。youshihouyigeren,jingchanghuiganjuedaomomingdegudan。
kanzheshoulineibaisetouming,budaowulimidexiaohezi,limianzhuangzheyikelansedeyuanxingdouzi。hezishanghaichanraozheyicengbaisedeleisihuabian,kanshangqu,henkeaidegongzhufeng。
huran,lansededouzishanguoyigedanlansedeguangmang。wobuganxiangxindecalecayanjing,lansedeguangmangquemeiyouzaichuxian。
“ningmeng,wodaojiale,mingtianjian。”shuxiaoweibengbengtiaotiaodechaojialipaoqu,haibushihuiguotouxiangwohuishouhandao:“jidezhongxuyuanxinga!”
huishougaobieshuxiaowei,wobusixindedingzheshoulideheziyoukanlaiyiyan,keshilansedeguangmangmeiyouzaichuxian,tanlekouqi,“kenengshiwokanhuayanleba。”ranhousongsongjian,yechaojializouqu。
zuowanzuoye,xiwanzao,gangxiangpashangchuangshuijue。hurankandaochuangshangbaizhedeneigebaisexiaohezi,guishishenchaxia,wocongchufangzhaochulaiyigekongwan,zaicongyangtaishangyuanbenzhonglezhiwudepenliwaleyixietu,dakaineigebaisehezi,jiangneikelansededouzimailejinqu,jiaoledianshui,yebuguantadaodihuibuhuifaya,batafangdaochuangbiandeshuzhuoshang,jiugenzhougongxiaqiqule。
yebuzhiguoleduojiu,zhijidedangwokuaiyaoyingzhougongdeshihou。huranganjueyishuangtouzhewennuandeshou,manmandefumozhewodelianjia,dangwozhengkaiyanjing,jingrankanzheyigejueshimeishaonian,yixisaixuedebaiyi,heisedefasibeiyuguanshuqi,jingzhiyaoraodewuguan,zhitingdebiliang,hongrundeshanzheguangmangdezuichun,changchangdejiemaoxia,shiqiushuibandeyanmou,neijingmeidewuguan,jianzhijiushishijieshangyiliuhuajiashouxiadejueshizhizuo。
shuaige!mamamia……wojingranzaizuochunmenga!
“啊……疼疼疼……
lianjiabeihenhendejiuhongle,wocongchuangshangbengleqilai,yanjiaohanleidekanzhezuikuihuoshou,“niganmajiuwo?”
“xingleba?”baiyimeishaonianyigaigangcaiwenroudemoyang,zhanzaiyuandi,lengbingbingdekanzhewo。“niyouliangcijihui,kuaixuyuan。”
“sha?”wobeitazheijuhuanongdenaoziyixiazhuanbuguowanlai,muguangzaitashenshangheneipenbaizaiwochuangtoujushangdewanshang,laihuipaihuai。buhuiba!zhenbeishuxiaoweishuozhongle,xuyuanxingzhendeyouyong?erqiehaizhenjiwosonglaiyigedashuaige?!
“ni……wo……ni……”
“nishenmeni,woshenmewo,kuaixuyuan,benshaoyehaozouren。”baiyimeishaonianyidianyebulianxiangxiyu,zhangbeiyishen,jiubawolindaomianqian,lenglengdaomuguangxianqidekanzhewo,fangfowoshishenmebingdujunqunyiyang,henbudemashanglikaiwocaihao。
yaozhidao,ningmeng**wopatian,padi,weiyibupadejiushibierendeweixie。henhendetuikaita,yiniutou,kandoubukantayiyan,pashangchuang,jixushuiwodejue。
1,2,3……
sanmiaozhonghou,wodebeizihualilidezaikongzhongxingchengyigemeilidepaowuxian,ranhoukelianxixidetangzailedimian。
yaozhidao,renzaishuimianbuzudeqingkuangxia,huizuochushenmejiduandeshiqing,zheidoubushiwomennengkongzhide。yushiwoshentiyidiandoubushouzijikongzhi,zhizhidepuxiangneizuikuihuoshou,ehenhendejiangtayazaiwodeshenxia,“woxianzaiweiyideyuanwang,jiushihaohaodeshuijue!”
“ok,runisuoyuan。”yonglanerhaotingdeshengyinzaianyezhongzhanfangkailai,fangfodaizheyigumolihuadandandeyouxiang,yongyouyizhongcuimiandezuoyong,woyanjingmanmandebishang,huanhuandezaicijinrumengxiang。
shuizhezhiqian,wodouzaixiang,woyidingshizaizuomeng。
ershena!wojingranbushizaizuomeng!
wennuandeyangguangdaizheqiuriliangshuangdeqixi,sisiganjingdeqiufengcongchuanghuwaichuirufangjian。suozaichuangshang,wobaozhuneituanxiangpenpenyourounuandewuti,biziyoudianyang,yonglianjiazaitashenshangcengleceng,manmandeganjuedaoyigureqimanmandecongwoshenpangchuiguolai。
yizhengyan,wobujinhedegunxiachuang,dajiaoqilai。
“啊……
wodeshena!wogangcaijingranbaozheyigebaiyijueshimeishaonian,suozaitadehuaili,yifuhenxiangshoudemoyang。
“jiaoshenmejiao,doubaoleyiwanshang,nixianzaicaijiao,bujuedewanma?”meishaonanqishen,zhandaowodemianqian,hanqibiren。yijiumeideqingguoqingchengderongmao,keshizhiyaoyikaikou,jiujianzhibaneizhongyouyadeqizhijipohuaiguangle。
woaiyuandepiaoletayiyan,qiaotashuode,haoxiangshitachikuiyiyang,wokeshinvshengye!zheiyangbeirenbaoleyiwanshang,chikuideren,shiwohaobuhao!
baiyimeishaonianbunaifandekanzhewo,“nihaiyouyigeyuanwang。”
mimihuhudexiangqizuotianfashengdeyiqie,xianzai,wojihuyijingkeyikending,tajiushicongneikexuyuanxinglipiaochulaide,yinweizheigeshijieshanggenbenjiubukenengyouzhangdezheimemeilideren。keshirangwozuiaiyuandeshi,wojingranxilihutujiubaneimezhenguiyigeyuanwang,yongdaolerangtabizui,rangwohaohaoshuiyijueshangmian,zhenshihuabulaia!
“nihaiyouyigeyuanwang。”tazaiciqiangdiao,shengyinyoulengleyigecengci。
taiqitou,zaiciduishishangtaneizhangjingzhidewuguan,wodexinlvhurankuaisudutiaodongqilai。zheijianzhijiushiwoxinmuzhongwangzidedianxingmoyanga!
xiangdiyiciganshoudaolianaideqixi,huoxushuxiaoweishuodeduiba,woyegaizhaogenanpengyoule。youhuoxu,wozhendeshiyigerenjimotaijiule,zuixiangyaode,jiushiyouyigerenpeiwo,chongwo,tengwo,aiwo。
huozhezheijiushi:yijianzhongqing。
“zuihouyigeyuanwangma?”huranxindihuaguoyisideganshang,haoburongyiwopingdandeshengmingzhongyujianleta,jiqilebupingchangdelianyi,yongdiaolezheigeyuanwang,zhipayihouzaiyejianbudaotaleba。“yongdiaohou,nijiuhuilikai?”
tadianlediantou,shuodao:“xuyuanjinglingzaiwanchengrenleilianggeyuanwanghou,cainenglikai。jixuhuidaoxuyuanzhongzilichenshui,zhidaosanbainianhou,yujiandiergeyouyuanren,jixuwanchengtadelianggeyuanwang。”xiangyoudianxiguanbulewohuruqilaideyoushang,neishuangqiushuiwangwangdeyanmouzhongjinmanleyihuo。
jiranzheiyang,neime,jiurangwohaohaoliyongzheizuihoudeyuanwangba!
“wodiergeyuanwangjiushi,rangwoaishangni,duinishuochu:‘woaini’sangezi。niderenwujiuwanchengle。”lvedaitiaoxindekanxiangta,woxiaoxixidedengdaizhetadehuida。
“hao。”tazifuyixiao,yigezhuanshen,baiyipiaoraozhe,hualilidexiaoshizaiwodemianqian。fangfoconglaimeiyouchuxianyiban。
wohurankanleyiyanchuangpangdeshizhong,shijian:qidianwushiwu。qingkehou,zhitingjianyishengqilidecanjiaoshengcongyidongfangzilichuanlai。
“tiana……zhichawufenzhongchidaole……
三帅哥代班主任
huhu……jiuminga……shiwanhuoji……
zhongyu!zaizuihouyimiao,wotizheshubao,yiyanerbujixunleizhishi,qiufengsaoguoluoye,‘shuashuashua’depadaolezijideweizhishang。tongshi,tongzhuodeshuxiaowei,toujiwoyigemomingqimiaodejianxiao,xiaodewoneimexindoukaishichouchu。
kanlaiyoushenmebuhaodeshiqingyaofashengle!
sanfenzhonghou,banzhurendingzheneitoushudeyouguangfaliangdetoufa,chuxianzaijiangtaishang:“tongxuemendoudaoqile,woxianzaiyaoxuanbuyijianshiqing,benrenjiangyaoqufaguojinxiuyiduanshijian,wobuzaidezheiduanshijian,jianghuiyouxinlaidemuhuaiyulaoshi,dingtiwolaidangnimendebanzhuren。”
yishunjian,yigexiuzhangergaodadeshenyingchuxianzaijiangtaishang。
yangguang,yulu,daizhemolihuateyoudeyouxiang。baisedeshenying,xiangmuyuzaiguangmangxiadebaihehua,daizhedutedegaoguihedianya,tadeyipinyixiao,yijuyidong,fangfoyouyizhongyushengjulaidemoli,qiandongzhesuoyourendexinfei,rangtaerjuliedetiaodongzhe。
tazuijiaoshangyangdehudu,zaisuoyourendeyanzhongshizuimeilidexiaorong,erzaiwodeyanzhong,neigexiaorong,queshizuiqiangdetiaozhan。
“dajiahao,woshimuhuaiyu。zaiyihouderizili,jianghuizanshidaitinimenbanzhurenyizhi,xiwangnenghedajiaduguoyiduanmeihaodeshiguang。”
junmeidewaimao,waijiawennuanwuhaideweixiao,tacaiyichuxian,jiuchediluhuolezaichangsuoyourendexin。shenzhigenyoubeitamideyuntouzhuanxiangzhe,jingranzaixiaoxindetaolunzhe:zhenxiwangbanzhuren,yongyuandaizaifaguobuyaohuilaile……
“ningmeng,ningmeng,wojuedingle!woyaodaozhuiwomendedaibanzhuren!”shuxiaoweizhenshiyubujingrensibuxiu,chadianhaiwoyikouqimeiyouchuanguolai。ehenhendedengtayiyan,“buxu!”
“weishenme?”tayibalouzhuwo,xiexiaoqilai:“nandaoniyebeitachadaole?”
“caibushi!”wokebuxiangbazuotiandeshiqinggaosuta,shuohua,qishiwoyehaoqi,tayoumeiyouzhongxuyuanxing,tazhongchulaideyouhuishishenmedongxi,“fanzhengnibukeyixihuanshangta!”
“niyoubuxihuan,ganmabuxuwoxihuana!ningmeng,nihaobadaoe!”
“不许就是不许!”
“……
zhengdangwoheshuxiaoweichaodaobukekaijiaozhiji,yigeshengyinchalejinlai,“ningmengtongxue,qingchulaiyixia。”
zheiyixiazi,zhenggejiaoshilisuoyourendemuguangdoudingzailewoshenshang。muhuaiyuyilianyansudemoyang,kanlaishigangcaiwoheshuxiaoweichaonaodeshengyintaidale。bijingxinguanshangrensanbahuo,kanlai,tadasuanchengfawo。keshi,wohenyuan,haobuhao!mingmingshilianggerenchaonao,quezhichengfawoyigeren。
“moningmengtongxue,qingchulaiyixia。”muhuaiyuyouzhongfuleyibian,erqiezheihuishilianmingdaixing。douguailaomabuhao,aichishenmedongxibuhao,pianpianaichiningmeng,yushijiugancuijiwoqilezheimegemingzi,moningmeng——mojiadeningmeng。ranhoulvxianzouchulejiaoshi,wozhihaozaizhongren‘jidudexili’xia,kuaisudezouchulejiaoshi。
yinweizhengzaishangkeshijian,zoulangshangzhiyouwohetalianggeren,wojingtidekanzheta,binghetabaochiyouyimiyishangdejuli,qieqiedewendao:“nixiangganma?”
“zhiqianxiangshixiaoyemao,zenmecaiyihuibujian,jianchengguaiqiaodejiamaole?”muhuaiyuxiexiedexiaozhe,huranyigekuabu,laidaowodemianqian,youshouqiangshidewanzhuwodejianbang,lajinwomenzhijiandejuli,lingyishoushenchushizhitaiqiwodexiaba,qiangpowoyutademuguangduishi。
“ni……ni……daodixiangganshenme?”mamamia!wodaodireleshenmemafana!renjiakebushifanrena!zaozhidaowojiuxugeshenme‘rangwochengweitianxiadiyidameinv’deyuanwangjiuhaole。buzhidaoxianzaigaiyuanwang,hailaibulaidejia?
muhuaiyujinjindebaozhuwo,zuijiaodeluchujixushangyang,“xianggaiyuanwang?gaosuni,wanle。”
worenbuzhufanlefanbaiyan,zheijiahuobushidongyongshenmefashu,kuitanwodexinliba?
“womeiyouyongfashu,nishi**,xinliyoushenmehua,doubailianshangle。”tayanshenshanshuozheyourendeguangmang,xiangyikoushenbujiandideshenjing。yigaizhiqianlengshangshuaigedemoyang,xieqibiren。yuanbenfangzaiwoxiabashangdeshouzhimanmandeyidong,daizheyizhongaimeideqixi,zaiwodezuichunshang,laihuidepaihuaizhe。
“chuleshuoaiwo,nimeiyoudiertiaoluxuanze。”
tafuxiashenzi,hongrundezuichunfugaishangwodezuichun,ganjingdeboheweidaoli,daizheyigumolihuadeyouxiang,neiyikewofangfoganjuedao,zaiyangguangheyushuijiaorongdeyike,huaduokaimanledadi,fengzhongmimanzhemoliheboheganjingdeyouxiang,jiujiubusan。
“说爱我吧……
yigeshengyinxiangshenggenleban,zaiwonaohailixiangqi。
“我……我爱……
dangzuihouyigezijihuyaotuokouerchuzhiji,woxinhuranhenhendechoutengqilai,duanrandetuikaileta,jingyazhizheta,“weishenmewohuishuozheijuhua?!”
“kao!mofajingranshibai。”yizhichuyushangfengdedeyidemuhuaiyu,nandaochuxianlecuobaidebiaoqing,bujiedeningshizhewo:“womingmingyonglecuimianmofa,weishenmeduinijingranmeiyouxiaoguo?”
“nijiuzheimexianglikaiwo?”yuanbenwozhishixiangyouyigeren,nengzaibamalikaidezheiduanshijianlitengwo,baohuwo,chongwoyixia。meiyouxiangdao,tajingranyongfashu,biwoshuochu‘woaini’sangezi。yixiazi,wodehuoqizhijiekuangbiao。
“wogaosuni,muhuaiyu,ben**shijianduodehen,womenmanmanao,chufeininengrangwozhenxinaishangni,fouzebiexiangwohuishuochuneisangezi!”
heng!bieyiweinishishuaigejiuyoushenmelebuqi,rejileben**,wozhaoyangbushuaini!jiuxiangxiaoyaxuangequlichangde:wotoufashuaishuai,dabudezoukai,tuliumuhuaiyuyigerenzaiyuandijiujie。
sanjinderutingtang,rudechufang
genmuhuaiyujitiandeguozhaoxialai,womenliangjunmeiyouzhandaoduifangshenmebianyi,bushitabeiwoqidaobansi,jiushiwobeitashanyonggongquanjiaochuqusiliao,gaodaoquanbannvshengmeimeiduiwotoulai‘yuanhen’demuguang,buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoshaletamenquanjiani!
moutian,zhongyuaofangxuele,tuozhepibeibukandeshenzi,lanlandehuishougenshuxiaoweidaobie,wonachuyaochikaimen,mantuntundezoujinjiamen,zhijiedaozaileshafashang。
累啊……
yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu,bizihuranwendaoyizhenzhenfancaidexiangwei,woganjuedaozhenggeshenzidouyoulehuoli,‘teng’deyixiacongshafashangchuanqilai,jiuwangxiangweideyuantouchongqu。
chufangli,youyigeshenyingzhengzaimangliuzhe,shenshangxizhebaihehuadeweiqun,yishounazheguochanzhengzaixiangwanneizhuangcai,lingyizhishoulisuodejiangzhenbanshangqiehaodecai,fangruguoli,jixufanchao。yizhenzhendecaixiangwei,bansuizheguoneideshiwushudechengdu,weidaoyuelaiyuexiangnong。
muhuaiyuhuranzhuanguoshenlai,duiwoshuodao:“nawankuai,mashangjiukeyichifanle。”cikedeta,zaicijiwoyizhongbutongdeganjue,zuotianshilengbingbingdeta,jintianzaoshangshixieqideta,erxianzai,queshiwenwenerya。dianxingdejujiahaonanrenyiban,jingranmiandaiweixiao,pinghedegenwojiaotan。
“hailengzheganma,buxiangchifan?”tashuangshouduanzhecai,yueguowodeshenpang,laidaoketing,jiangfancaibaishangzhuozi,youlaidaolengzhuledewoshenbian。xiangduiqingrenyiban,qinnideyongshouzhidianlexiawodebijian,wenroudeshuodao:“zenme,nandaobuxiangxinwodechuyi?”
“ni……youxiangwanshenme?”wocaibuxiangxintahuiyouneimehao,baitiancaigenwonaodaobukekaijiao,xianzaiyouhuranduiwozheimehao,meiguicaiyouguaini!
huran,congmuhuaiyudeshouzhong,pingkongchuxianleyipengchunbaisebaihehua,chunbaidehuabanshanghaijiadaizhediandiandelushui,chunjieerdianya。
“jiwode?”wojingyatadejudong,danshikandaotataohaodexiaoronghou,wolikebuganxindefanbo:“wocaibuxihuanbaisedehua,woxihuandeshiyaoyandelanseyaoji。”
“ok!”muhuaiyuhuayushengcailuo,tashouzhongyuanbenbaisedebaihehua,likebianchenglejiaoyandelanseyaoji,zhengduozhengduodelansehua,rangwoyanqianyiliang。
“nizheishigenwoshiruo?”wozuodaozuodaofanzhuopangbu,naqiwankuaikaishipinchangtadeshouyi,ngng,zhenshibucuoni!jianzhibideshangwaimianwuxingjidajiudiandeshuipinge!
“bingbushishiruo。”tasuijiyezuolexialai,yongdanshouzhichengzhetou,haoxiaodedingzhewochifandemoyang,“jirandayinglenidexuyuan,zuoweijinglingdewo,jiubixuzuodao。yuqigennitiantiannao,buruhepingxiangchu,dengdaonizhenzhengaishangwodeneitian,jiuhaole。”
“nijiuneimeyoubawo,wohuiaishangni?”tiaoqiyicemei,wotiaoxindekanzheta。qishi,woxinlimingbai,yaoaishangta,shichizaodeshiqing,xiangtazheimeyouxiuderen,chaoxixiangchu,buaishangzhipayenanba。
muhuaiyubingmeiyoukanchuanwoxinlidexiangfa,zhishizuijiaoyongqiyidaoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong,zixindeshuodao:“woyoubawo。”
“**。”maletayiju,womeizaigentazheng,weileyanshixinlidehuangluan,ernuligenzhuoshangdemeishifendouquye。
四情敌的情敌的情敌
banyechuangkouchuilaijixuqingshuangdeweifeng,bachuanglianchuidepiaowuqilai,tangzaichuangshangdejiaodu,zhenghaonengjiangchuangwaideyekongyilanyuyanzhong,zaiheisedeyemuzhong,liaoliaojidianfanxing,xiangshenhaizhongcuicandezuanshi。
gangcaixiwanzao,woyankuangjiukaishishangxiadajia。buzhibujuezhongjiubishangyan,jinrulemengxiang。
额……怎么回事……
buzhishuileduojiu,ganjuefeineidekongqiyuelaiyueshao,huxiyuelaiyuebushunchang,bozichuyechuanlaiyizhenzhendetengtong。dangwomengranzhengkaiyanjing,quekandaoyuanbenyinggaizaizijijiashuijuedeshuxiaowei,buzhizenmepadaolewodechuangshang,erqiezhengyongshuangshousisideqiazhuwodebozi,haoxiangyidianyaoqiasiwocaibaxiudeyangzi。
救命啊……
shuxiaoweinizheigesiyatou,wobuguojiushishuoleyijuburangnixihuanmuhuaiyu,nijingranzheiyangduiwo!haibanyesangengpashangwodechuang!haijingranxiangqiasiwo!
chouyatou,nizheigejiansewangyoudejiahuo……
wuwu……laotianyea……jiuminga……renjiahaishihuajimeishaonvni!buxiangyingnianzaoshia!
yebuzhidaoshishuxiaoweineixiaoxiaodeliangzhisuxingle,haishilaotianyezhongyutingdaolewokeliandehuhan。turanzhijianwoshenshangdezhongliangyixiazixiaoshile。shuxiaoweigundaoledishang,erwobeiyigewennuandehuaibaojijinjindebaozhu,zaitadehuaibaolimengliedekesouqilai,beihouyishuangshoushishiwenroudeweiwofushunqixi。
taitouyuneishuangshoudezhurenduishi,jingranshimuhuaiyu。tayanzhongchongmanledanyoudemuguang,jiangwobaohuzaitadehuaibaoli,muguangzhuanxiangzhanzaiwomenmianqiandeshuxiaoweideshihou,queyichangyanlihefennu。
“ailisi,nitaiguofenle。”
e……haoburongyizhongyuqishunle,woyihuodedingzheshuxiaoweikan,namenlelaobantian,zheiyatoushashihouyougemingzijiao‘ailisi’la?erqie,weishenmewomianqianzheiyinanyinv,haoxiangzaojiurenshiledemoyang?
“huaiyu,wobunengkanzhenitiantianqutaohaozheigenvren,pingshenmeniyaoduitaxiao,pingshenmeniyaoweitazuofan,wobuyao,wobuyaokandaozheiyangdeni,nishishuyuwode,nizhinengaiwo!”shuxiaoweifennudemiankongjianzhikuainiuqudaojizhile,kanwodeyanshen,jianzhikongbudaojidian,haoxianghenbudeshengchilewocaihao。
555……shuxiaowei,suanwokancuonile,zheimeduoniandepengyou,nijingranweileyigenanrenzheiyangduiwo!
niyuebuxiangyaowodedaomuhuaiyushiba!wojiupianpianyaoqisini!angzhetou,simingbazhanzhemuhuaiyudehuaibao,chaoshuxiaoweilujiqikuazhangdexiaorong,“wojiushinengrangtaweiwozuozheimeduoshiqing,wojiushinengyaotaaiwo,erqieyixinyiyizhiaiwoyigeren,zenmeyang?zenmeyang?!”
heng,genben**jiaoxiao,wobuqisini,wogennixing!
“ni……ni……gaiside!”
shuxiaoweiqidaoqingjinzhimao,suishouchaoqishenbiandeshuzhuojiuchaoworengleguolai。
mamamia……shuxiaowei,nizheigeyatou,shenmeshihouliqizheimedale?wojiazheizhangshuzhuoyiqianjiushisangeqiangzhuangdenanrendoubanbuqide,ni……jingranyixiajiudiuguolaile。wokaishihuaiyi,wozhiqiandaodiyoumeiyouzhenzhengrenshiguoshuxiaowei,jintianzheiyangdeta,jiwotaiduobuyiyangdeganjuele。
buguo,mianduiweixian,wohenyouzijuededuojinlemuhuaiyudehuaili。zhijiantazuoshouweiweitaiqi,qingyidejiujiangneijisuxiangwomenfeilaideshuzhuopingkongtingzhilexialai。tongshi,yigedanlansedeguangquancongtadeshouzhongfeichuqu,zhengzhongmubiao,shuxiaoweibeilansedeguangmangzhuangxiangqiangbi,ranhouyunguoqu。
mamamia……buhuisirenleba?
wolianmangcongmuhuaiyudehuailizhengzhachulai,xiangshuxiaoweibenguoqu。
“fangxin,zhishiyunle,mashangjiuhuixing。”guobuqiran,mohuaiyudeshengyincailuo,shuxiaoweijiuhuanhuandesuxingguolai。
“ningmeng?!nizenmezaiwojia?”shuxiaoweizheijiahuodianxingyifumeiyoushuixingdemoyang,laobantianmizheyanjing,yilianyihuodekanzhewo。
“baituo!da**,zhengkainideyanjinghaohaokankan,zheikeshiwojia,haobuhao!”jianzhibeitanongdaowuyule,gangcaiyifuhenbudeyaoshalewodemoyang,xianzaiqueyoubiancheng,wozhiqianrenshideneige**dehendeshuxiaoweilai。
“a?wozenmehuizainijia?”shuxiaoweizhongyuqingxingleguolai,jingyadezhuazhuwodeshoubei:“womingmingzaijialijiaohuadea。”
“gangcaideren,bushita,shiailisi。”zhanzaipangbiandemuhuaiyu,zhongyuhaoxindejiechulewoxinlideyihuo。“tayeshixuyuanxinglidejingling,zhishiyinweiyixieyuanyin,xinggeyoudianpianji。”laoxiong!tabushiyouyidianpianjihaobuhao,gangcaitachadianyaolewodeming!toutoudemiaoletayiyan,erqiehaishiqingsha!
kandaowofanbaiyan,muhuaiyuhaiyiweiwoshihaipale,zouguolaijiangwoloujin,“fangxin,wohuibaohuni。”
tangzaitadehuaili,ganjuedequehenhao,youyizhongbeirenbaohuzhe,tengxizheidecuojue,haoxiangzheigerenxinlizhiyouwo,erwozhengshitaxinliweiyizaihuderen。
“wawa!muhuaiyu,ningmeng,nizenmehuihetazaiyiqi?!tiana,tajingranzainijiali,ni……nimendaodishenmeguanxi?!”shuxiaoweizaiyipangyoubengyoutiao,wanquanyifuhuachidemoyang。
tiana!wozenmewangjilezheicha,gangdapaoyigeqingdi,youlaiyige。
laotianyea,nidaodiyaozenmewanwoa?
五调戏白衣美少年
banyizitingzhejianggushi,haizhenbucuo。yuanlai,ailisishihemuhuaiyuyiyangdexuyuanxingjingling,keshitaqueaishanglemuhuaiyu,dangranwomenjiademuhuaiyubuxihuantage,qingyuanyixinyiyidedangxuyuanjingling,yebuxianggentashuangsushuangfei。yushihu,ailisizongshihuichuxianzhaocha。zhishimeiyouxiangdao,zheicitajingranzheibianpianjideyaoshawo。
“mingtianwomenyiqishangxueba!”shuxiaoweitingwanhou,buzhimeiyoujinghe,fanerxiangbazhuayuyiyangdechanzhemuhuaiyu,gaodewoxinqingyoudianguaiguaide。
“nixianzaijiwohuijiashuijue!”linqita,bujitarenhefankangdejihui。ranhouxialou,kaimen,batadiuchumen,dongzuoyiqihecheng。dengwozaipashangzijifangjianshi,muhuaiyuzhengzhanzaichuangbian,baisedexiuzhangdeshenying,hechuangwailengqingdeyesezhaoyingxia,zhoushendaizhedandandeyouchou。
“qishi,nizhiyaoshuoyisheng‘woaini’,wolikaile,ailisijiubuhuizaichuxianle。”muhuaiyubingmeiyouzhuanguoshenlai,neidichendeshengyinzaiyeselimimanzhe。
“woxiangxin,nihuibaohuwode。zhishaozaiwomeiyoushuochuneisangezizhiqian,bushima?”qishiwozaidu,zheiyiduanshijiandeyouhaoxiangchu,dunengbunengrangmuhuaiyuaishangwo,ruguobuneng,neimewohuifangtalikai。
“huangeyuanwangba。”tingdaotazheijuhuashi,woshenzhiyoudianyihuole,weishenmeganjueshangqu,tahenpaailisi,gangcaibushiqingyijiubatadapaolema?
naozilidingdongyixiang,wotuokouerchu,“nizhiqiandezhurenyoujigebeiailisihaidaole?”
muhuaiyuzhongyuzhuanguoshenlai,neishuangshuiyangdeyanmoulichongmanleyoushang:“quanbu。”
“nei……nixihuanwoma?”wodexinqinghenzaluan,shenzhidaizhejinzhang。
“ni……”tadeyanshenliyouyizhanghuangluan,lianjiafeihong,shouzuwucuodedongzhangxiwang,quebugankanwo:“wo……xuyuanjingling,shibuhui,buhuiaishangrenleide。”
wohuranjuede,cishideta,xiangyigechunqingxiaonansheng,erqietebiekeai,rangworenbuzhuyongqixiangzenmezhuonongxiatadeniantou。kaojinta,dianqijiao,kuaisudeshenshouquanbaozhutadebozi,aimeidezaitaerpangchuiqi:“xiangzhidaonishibushixihuanwo,qishihenrongyi……
“那就是……
zuihoudeyujuzidongxiaoyin,yinweizaitadengdayanjingkanzhewodeshihou,woyijingwenshangleneirounuandezuichun。xiangjiuhandetiandiyushangleganlin,kuxiudehuacaozaicidedaozirun,wodexinlixiangbeiyizhongjiaozuoxingfudetianmiyinzijiquanbutianman。
yuanlai,wozhendezaibuzhibujuezhong,yijingaishanglezheigejiaomuhuaiyudejingling。
liuben**bushichisude!
zicongailisichuxianyihou,wozhiyaogenshuxiaoweidaizaiyiqi,jiuyouyizhonghoupadeganjue,shengpayigebuxiaoxin,jiubeizheiyatoujiqiasile。suoyi,zhiyaoyouwogenshuxiaoweizaiyiqidechangjing,zonghuiduochuyigerenlai,neijiushi——muhuaiyu。
dangranzheiyatoukeshiledehen,zhikulewo,tiantianxiangjinzailecugangli。biru:
“huaiyugege,jinglingshibushidouhenmeia?jiuxiangniyiyang……
“huaiyugege,wozhendehenxihuannie……
“huaiyugege,niyaobuyaokaolvxia,genwoa……
zheiyatou,dianxingzaiwaqiangjiao,erqiewanquanwushiwodecunzai。gangxiangdata,keshoucaipengdaotadejianbang,yizhenlengfengxishangshen,wodelinghunxianglikailetinei,zhinengxiangjingjingdeganjueshentibeiyiguqiguaideliliangjikongzhizhe。
changjingxiangzaipaidianshijuyiyang,bianhuadehenkuai,wokandao:shuxiaoweijinghuangshicuodebiaoqing,muhuaiyuyaoraojingzhidewuguankaishiniuqu,wodeshentibushoukongzhidedongzhe,shuangshoumanmandeqiazhuzijidebozi,yuelaiyueyongli……
“碰……
yiguqiangdadeliliangjiangwolahuileshenti,yigehongsedeguangmangcongwoshentilibengchu。yishenmeilidehongsesihuodenvzichuxianzaiwodemianqian。
muhuaiyujiangwobaozaihuaizhong,lenglengdekanzheta:“ailisi,nibugaiduitachushoude。”
ailisihuangzhangdekanzheta,sihuxiangyaotaopao,keshiquexiangbeiyigewuxingdedongxijiqianzhizhu,dongdanbule。muhuaiyushenshangsanfachuyizhenzhendeshaqi,keshiwoqueganjuehenwoxin,tazheiyangdebiaoxian,shibushijiudaibiaohenzaiyiwole?
“nigaisi,ailisi……
muhuaiyutaishou,yigedanlansedeguangmangjianjianzaitashouzhongchengxing,yuelaiyuemingliang,wotingdaoailisifachujinghedejiaohan。
“zhushou。”tuikaimuhuaiyu,zaitamenhaimeiyoufanyingguolaizhiji,wokuaisuzoudaoailisideshenbian,taishouhenhendejiletayierguang,“wogaosuni,aiyigeren,bingbushizhanyouta,ruguonizhiyouyiweidezhanyou,quebuguanneirenshibushizhendexingfu,neimezheijiusuanbushangaile,nimingbaibumingbai!”
gaosuni,ben**kebushichisude,sanfanliangcichadianbeiqiasi,gangcaizheiyixia,oukeshihenyonglidesongchuqude。
“ni……”xiangbeiwodamengle,ailisimeiyouyongyuanhendemuguangkanwo,fandaoyongyizhongmiwangdeyanshenzhushizhewo。huran,tazhanqishenlai,yonglituikaiwo,ranhouhuazuoyituanhongwuxiaoshile。
beinongdeyunliwulidewo,caigangzhuanshen,jiutingbawanglongpaoxiaodeshengyin:“moningmengnizheigebennvren,nishixiangzhaosishiba!”
qishiwozhendehenxiangshuo:biehou,biehou,henpohuainishuaigedeqizhi。
keshi,huacaigangdaozuibian,wojiuyigetouyun,zhijiezhuiruleheianzhong。
qi‘woaini’quchenglelibie
ruanruande,rouroude,wojiadedachuangjiushishufua!e……budui,haoxianghaiyoushenme,yishuangxiuzhangdeshou,zhengzaiwodelianjiashangxiaoxinyiyidefumozhe,haoxiangzaimobaiyijianzhenguidegudongyiban。
zhengkaiyan,jiandaomuhuaiyuneizhangjingzhidemiankong,fangdadechengxianzaiwodemianqian,juliwodelian,zhichajilimidejuli。
“你……
wogangxiangshuogeshenme,talikexiangjiandaoguiyiyang,kuaisudetiaolichuangbian,genwobaochizhejuli。
“wo……wo……nixiangchishenmema?”duanduanxuxudehuayu,jiashangtalianshangjianjiandehongyun,wokaishicaixiang,tashibushihaixiule?yuanlaizheihaizi,zheimechunqinga!
“muhuaiyu,qishinishixihuanwodeduibudui?”zaicixunwenta。
“shide,woxihuanni。”tanandaomeiyoufouren,henyansudekanzhewo,ranhouduiwoshuo:“suoyi,duiwoshuoneisangeziba。”
“ni……”wojianzhikuaibeitaqisile,yibacongchuangshangtiaoxialai,chezhetadeyilingdahou:“nidoumingmingxihuanshangwole,quehaishiyixinxiangtaoliwodeshenbian,daodishiweishenme?“ruguoshiweileailisi,wogaosuni,ben**bushichisude,taganzailai,wodadetabiangouxiong!”
takanlewoxujiu,meitouzhouleyousong,tanlekouqi,zuihou:“suanle,wobuzaitaobile。ningmengwozhendexihuanshangnile,bu,shiaishangnile。”tadeshengyindaizhehuorankailangdejidong,jinjindebaozhuwo。
tiana!wojingrantingdaole,tajingranshuo,taaiwo!
“woaini,woyeaini,muhuaiyu。”huibaozhuta,wobajiuzangzaixinlidehuayuzhongyushuochulekou。
keshihuidawodequeshibinglengdeyuyan:“yiqiedoujieshule。”neigehuaibaojingranjianjianbinglengqilai,taitou,zaijiande,bushitawenroudeyanmou,ershigendiyicijianmianshineibanbingleng,shenzhiwuqing。
“niyijingshuochu‘woaini’sangezile。”taxiangshenpanzheyiyang,yanlidezhikong。wotuirandehoutui,jiade,jiade,yiqiedoushijiade。
yuanlai,tasuozuodeyiqie,doushijiade,weidezhiderangwoshuochuneisangezi。
muhuaiyu,woshule,chedideshule。
连心都输掉了。
八爱上一颗许愿星
muhuaiyuzhongyuhaishilikaile,woqingjiameiyouquxuexiao,duziyigerenzaijiali,xiangnianzhezheixieriziyilaideyiqie。
huran,menwaixiangqilejielvhuangluandeqiaomensheng,shishuxiaoweideshengyin。
“ningmeng,ningmeng,kuaikaimen,kuaikaimen,muhuaiyuyaosile,takuaisile,nikuaichulaia……
shenme?!wojingyadepaoqukaimen,quejiandaoshuxiaoweihuailitangzheiyigeren,jingranzhenshimuhuaiyu。tachaowoluchuxuruodexiaorong,liansecangbai。
“weishenmehuizheiyang,weishenme?!”wohuangzhangdebaozhumuhuaiyu,niutouwenzheshuxiaowei。tabushilikailema?yijinghuidaoxuyuanxinglilema?weishenmehuichenglezheiyang?
shuxiaoweikudecanxixi:“huaiyugegeweileni,paoqugenailisidajia,liangrenlianbengendouhuile,ailisiyijingxiaoshile,huaiyugegeyeyaoxiaoshile。”
wohurankandaoshuzhuoshangdeneipenxuyuanxingmanmandekuweixiaqu。
“bu……”woyankuanglideleishuiyixiaziyongxianlechulai,muhuaiyu,nizheigebendan,weishenmeyaozheiyangzuo,weishenmebugaosuwo,weishenmeyaoyigeduzichengshouzheimeduo,weishenmenizongyaorangwoku,rangwoxinteng……
jinjindebaozhumuhuaiyu,cikewoduomepatahuixiaoxi,patazaiyebuhuichuxianzaiwodeshijieli,pameiyoutaderizili,woyigerenyaozenmeduziqushenghuo,pazaiyejianbudaotaxieqidexiaorong,talenglengdedengwo,tawenroudexiaorong,tadiaopide……
“ningmeng……bu……buku,woxi……huankan……nixiaode……yangzi……
muhuaiyudeshengyinduanduanxuxu,shentiyejianjianyuelaiyuetouming。
wobujinxianglaotianyeqingqiu,zaiyewoyigeyuanwangyouduohao,“buyao,buyaolikaiwo……
tajiangzuihoudewenliuzaiwodechunshang,woganjuedaoyouleiluozaishangmian。woshenshouxiangjinjinshouhuzhuta,queyanzhengzhengdekanzhetaxiaoshizaiwodehuaili,zhiliuxiazuihouneiyimomeilidexiaorong。
九第三个愿望
“wuwu……huaiyugege……
“wuwu……muhuaiyunizheigedahuaidan,muhuaiyuwohensinile,weishenmeniyaochuxianzaiwodeshengmingzhong,weishenmeniboluanlewodeyiqie,queyouyaolikaiwo,niyaopeiwo……niyaopeiwo……
zhengdangwoheshuxiaoweikudehuntianandizhiji,yidaoxinvedeshengyinchuanlai,“yo,neinixiangrangwozenmepeinini?”
taitou,dangyangguangcongchuanghujiandefengxilichuantouguolai,fengjingjingdechuiganleyanjinglideshuifen,wojingdailedekanzhechuangkouzhanliderenying。
yijiuyixisaixuedebaiyi,heisedefasibeiyuguanshuqi,jingzhiyaoraodewuguan,cirenbushimuhuaiyu,youhuishisheini?
“ni……ni……ni……zenmemeisi?”wofaxianzijideshengyinkaishikadaiyiban,kazaihoulonglifabuchulai。
“zenme?nixiangwosi?”muhuaiyucongchuangkoutiaoxia,yueguoshuxiaoweishenbian,badaodejiangwobaozaihuaizhong,“nibushiyaowopeinima?yaopeishenme?”
“ni……daodishizenmehuishi?!”tmd,nvwangbufaweinidangwoshibingmaoa!yibachezhumuhuaiyudeerduo,wojiukaishijiu。
muhuaiyuniuquzheyizhangjunrong,lianmangtoujiang:“ning……ningmeng……woshuo,woshuo,jiushizhiqianshuokeyixulianggeyuanwang,shiwopiannidela,qishinikeyixusangeyuanwangla!”
suoyishuo,wogangcaixinlimomoxianglaotianyexudeyuanwangyijingshixianla?!laotianye,ouzhenshitaiainile!
“huaiyugege……renjia……
haosibusi,zheihuishuxiaoweijingranyeyaochayijiao。baituo,muhuaiyukeshiwodesuoyouwu!xianzaikeshiwoxuanshi**deshihou。
lalongmuhuaiyuguolai,wozirandewanshangtadebozi,dianqijiao,zaitaerbianqinnideshuodao:“woyaorangnipeiwo,yishengyishi……
zuihaoshishengshengshishi,muhuaiyu,niyaojide,woyongyuandouhuiaini。
erbiansuiranzaicixiangqishuxiaoweiaiyuandejiaosheng,danshiwodexinliquexiangchilefengmiyibantianmimide。