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shensishibutongyilihun,qiangxingxiangdaiwozou,quebeishenxubailanzhule。

baobiaomenjiangtasaijinlecheli,bugutajujuejiangtadaililesimiao。

wojianchilesannianyiweizijinenggouronghuazheikuaibing,kukuzhichengdaoxianzai,meixiangdaofangqibixiangxiangzhongderongyi。

xinzhongsuiranbeishang,danshirangengshen。

shenxubaimeishuoshenme,chuquyitangzaiguolai,shoulipengzheyiwanzhangshoumian。

wozhengzhu,kanzhetabaifangzaizhuozishangdanrandao:

“jintianshinideshengri,shengrikuaile。”

wohaimeifanyingguolaitashizenmezhidaode,menkouturanxiangqixuetudeshengyin:

“shifu,jintianhaishihewangnianyiyangdianranshengchenxiangqifuma?”

shenxubaijiaobuyidun,yanjiezhandoulejifen,didingleyisheng。

waimiandexuetuyingshenglikai,taolundeshengyinquechuanleguolai:

“shifuzhenqiguai,meiniandejintianyoubushitadeshengri,tahaimeiniandouyaodianshengchenxiangguizaifoqianqifuyizhengwan。”

“shia,yebuzhidaojintiandaodishisheideshengrinengrangshifujizheimejiu。”

shengyinjianxingjianyuan,wozhongyuminglelexieshenme,xintouweizhanxiayishikaikou:

“shiweileworandexiangma?”

shenxubaierkuotonghong,mianshangqueyijiudanmo,tameiyouhuidawo,qishenwangwaizou:

“chiwanmianzaoxieshuiba。”

jiaobucongcong,woxinzhongmengranshengqiyiguqiguaideganjue。

woshibushizainali,jianguoshenxubai?

zhengdangwokusimingxiangzhong,shoujituranzhendong,shishensishidedianhua。

woguaduantabianjinjiezhezaicidalai,wopingzhuhuxiyouyuleliangmiao,haishijietongledianhua。

duimianshihuxiaodefengsheng,shensishishengyinlengmo:

“fanyi,wojinizuihouyicijihui,huilai。”

wojinjinzuanzheshouji,yongjinquanlibaochilengjing,qingshengdao:

“shensishi,fangguowoba。”

cihuayichu,duimianchenmoleliangjiu,taturanlengxiaoyisheng:

“fanyi,wojiguonijihuile。”

shuoba,zhitingzhetashengyinshaoyuan,xiangshiduishenmerenfenfuyiyang:

“wa!baguhuihewachulaiweijiyegou!”

woyileng,jihushixiayishixiangdaoleshenme,shunjianzhanqishenzhandouzheshengyinwendao:

“shensishi!nizaiganshenme!”

“nizaina!?nizaiwasheideguhui!?”

shensishizhidiuxiayiju“nijuedeni”bianzhijieguaduanledianhua。

xiayimiao,woshoudaochengshiandexiaoxi,manshiwanxi:

“yiyijie,nimamayounizheigenverzhenshidaomei,siledoubudeanxi。”

“nigoudasheibuhao,goudasishidexiaoshu?hehe,chirenshuomeng。”

“yebuzhidaoyegouaibuaichinimamadeguhui,buzhidaohuibuhuidusiya?hehehehe。”

womeiyouyouyu,qishenjiuwangmenwaichong。

shenxubaigangcongzhengdianzouchulai,lanzhuwomeiwenwozenmele,ershilawoshanglechezhibenmuyuan。

daodadeshihou,menweidashuzhengzaimenkoujidetuantuanzhuan,jiandaowozhuaizhewodegebozhejidao:

“yiyi!nikuaiqukankanba!**fenbeirenwale!”

“woquzuzhichadianbeidasi!nikuaiqu!zaiwanyidianguhuiyaobeisale!”

ranerdaiwochongguoqu,zhengqiaokandaoshensishidakaiguhuihewangwaisademoyang。

“不要!!!!”

wojianjiaozhechongguoquduoguoguhuihe,limiandeguhuisuoshengwuji,dayujianggangluozaidimianshangdeguhuijinshirudimian。

shensishikanzhewoshuangyankongdongdemoyanglengxiaodao:

“zenme?fanzhengnimayeshiyinweiwosile,woxianzaisongtayigehaoguisu,buhaoma——”

“啪!”

wofanshouhenhenshuaijitayierguang,shensishishentijiangzhibukezhixindidengzhewo。

wodingzheyanqiandenanren,hunshenzhandoubuyi,lenglengtuchulianggezi:

“畜牲。”