第1章 过阴人

yijiubajiu,neigenongcunnvrenshenghaizidoushidaminghuanxiaomingdeniandai,woshibeirencongniangduzilishengpouchulaide。

neitianbangwan,wodiemanghuoleyitianhuijia,faxianwojiamenhudakai,fangjianliyemeikaideng,qiheiyipian,haowuwangrideyanhuoqixi,bingqie,heiqiqidewunei,haiduanduanxuxudechuanchuyiliangshengweiruodeyingertikusheng。

woniangdangshizhenghuaizhewo,kesuanqilaihaibudaoshengchanderizi,wuneizenmehuiyouhaizidekushengni?

wodieyibianhuaiyitingcuole,yibianjinwu,kaideng,dengguangxia

zhijianwonianghunshenshixuedezuozaiyizishang,touruanmianmiandewaixiangyipang,erwobushifachuyiliangshengwulidetiku!

woniangshibeirenshaside,tadeshuangshoubeifanbangzaiyibeishang。

wodieshuo,wonenghuoxialaishishuqiji。buzuyuebeipouchumutibushuo,dangshihaibeixiongshouyongyizhangxiwangjiwangleqilai,neiwangbuzhishihecaizhi,yichangjieshi,wodieliangedaijianlebanye,caijiangwononglechulai,erbangwoqingxishenshangdexuewushi,wodiegengshidajingshise,tafaxianzaiwodexinmenshang,jingranhaichazheyigenyaqiancudeyinzhen!

jiangneimecuyigenzhenciruyigeyingerdexinmen,neixiongshoubachengshiyaozhiwoyusidi!quebuxiangwomingying,meisicheng。

buguojingguoneiyifanzheteng,wosuishijiaoxinghuolexialai,shentiquehenruo,tizhongzhiyousijinduodiandewo,zhengrihunhunchenchen,buduandefashao,xushui,daozuihoushuimidouweibujinqu,shentiyiriburuyiri。

weilerangwohuoxialai,wodiexiangjinlefazi,dayiyuanquguobushao,tufangziyeyonglehenduo,kewojingshiyanjianzhebuxingle。

youshanglenianjidelaorenshuowoniangsidecan,sihoushebudewo,yaodaiwozou。

haiyourenshuowofan“bairixiongguan”,yangbuhuo。

xuduorenkenengdoutingshuoguo,moudimouhurenjiadexinshenger,yelibeimianbeihuohuowusi,beishuishudejiarenyasi,huozheyinweifumuyishishuhudayi,beimao、gou、she、shuleiyaosidengdeng,zhurucileishijian,jiushifan‘bairixiongguan’zhudingneihaizibairizhineibisi。

wodietingrenzheimeyishuo,baozhewoluanlefencun,zuihoucaixiangdaolewodewaigong。

外公是‘过阴人’。

shuoqi‘guoyin’,youxierenkenenghuixiangdaoshenpo、shenhanqinghunshangshen,rangyinyanglianggederenkeyijiaoliu。

shizeburan,zhaohuansizhelinghunfushenyurenduihua,neizhishizouyin,henduorendounengzuodao。zhenzhengdeguoyinrentianxiayemeiyoujige,guoyinrenbujinnenggenguihunjiaoliu,haikesuiyichurudifu,minglingguicha。lirubeisongdebaozheng,tariduanyang,yeduanyin,keyizhaohunduanan,quzhengyinjian,jiushiyinweitayouguoyinrenzheiyangyigeshenfen。

haiyouchuanyanshuo,meigeguoyinrenshouzhongdouwoyouyibenyangshizhongshengdeshengsibu,yangshizhirenyiyijiluzaice,qishengqisiquanniezaiguoyinrenshouzhong。

wodiebianxiangzherangwaigongguoyinquwenwenwoniangjiujingzaoleherendedushou,wenwenwoshifouzhendeshoushujiangjin。

woniangshuyuyuanjia,diebaozhewoganlebaishililu,caidaole‘linhezhen’dewaigongjia。

waigongcongdieshoushangjieguowo,gaoxingdezuidouwaile,ketalehehededingzhewoduanxianglepianke,huran“yi”leyisheng,suijiqiazhiyisuan,mianlujingsecumeiwendie:“zheihaizizenmelaide?”

diebingmeilaidejigaosuwaigongmuqindezaoyu,xianzaitingwaigongzheimewenqi,xiangbishikanchulesha,yushibianjiangwochushengshidezhuangkuangyiwuyishideshuoleyibian。

tingdieshuowan,waigongborandanudao:“nanguaiwokanbutouzheihaizidemingshu,yuanlaishiweizuyuebeipouchumuti,xiantianyouque,bazibuzhun,zheishizaolerendesuanjia!”

yitingzaorensuanji,diedaoxileyikouliangqi,zhidaoshi:“womensurilibenfenzuoren,yurenwuchouwuyuan,shenmerenrucidaidu,zheibansuanjiwomen?”

waigongyaotoudao:“danfanchushengzaorensuanjizhe,zishenbiranyoutebiezhichukeweirensuoliyong,danwokanbutouzheihaiziyoushenmetebie,caibutouhairenzhemudeweihe,woyaoquneibianwenwenwoguinv,jiujingshineigeganhaitaxingming,suanjiwowaisun,buyaominglema!”

waigongshuoba,jiangwodihaijifuqin,zigezhitingtingwangchuangshangyidao,guoyinqule。

neiyici,waigongyiqujiushisantian,qijianxingguolaihaojici,ketayouguoqule,ruciqijinqichu,zaixinglaishitapenchuleyidakouxianxue,miansetieqing,meitouzhoudesinengdichushuilai。

爹问外公怎么了?

waigongtanxidao,tazaiyinjianzhaobudaowoniangdehunpo,zheizhongqingkuangzhiyouliangzhongkeneng,niangdehunpobeirenzangleqilai,huozheyijinghunfeiposan,liujiewucunle。

waigongzhigaosulediezheixie,guanyutajijinjichuyinjianjiujingzaoyuleshenme?weihehuituxue?zheixiewaigongzhiziweiti,tazhishirangdiejiangwoliuxia,shuoworucixuruo,shiyinweizuyuebeiquchumuti,xiantianbuzu,zhencixinmen,yuanqiyoushang,xuyaozhengqiyangzhe,erwaigongjiagongfengzhesanqingzushixiang,changnianxianghuobuduan,zhengqishizu,keyouwopingan。

zineiyihou,diebianbawojiyangzailewaigongjia,yezhengruwaigongsuoshuo,wodeshentirijianhaoleqilai,buchujigeyue,bianyuzhengchanghaiziwuyile。

guanyuzheiyiqie,doushizaiwojishihou,dielaikanwoshiyuwoshuoqide。danwoqueconglaimeiyoujianguowaigongguoyin。jiaoyuguoyinren,waigonggengxianggedaoshi,nengqiahuisuan,pingriliyetirenkangefengshui,pogexieshade。

zhenzhengjianshidaowaigongguoyin,shizaiwojiusuineinian。neijianshi,haidecongdatoudesishuoqi。

datoushiwocongxiaowandaodadehuoban,genwotongling,pingriliwoliangyiqishangxue,yiqitaoniao,moyu,haodegenyigerenside,kemeixiangdao,datoujingranmomingqimiaodesile。

datoudesishiwozuixianfaxiande,neikezhenshixielemenle。

neitianyeliwoshuizhejue,huranbeidongxingle,woxinlianzinamen,zheiqiyuedetianzahaizheimelengni,genhandonglayueliside。wosuozhebozixiachuangzhaobeizi,dangwobaozhebeizizhuanshenshangchuangshishihou,yanjiaohuranpiejianchuangwaililegerenyinger!

“啊!谁……”

shengengbanyehurankandaochuangwaiyouren,neiganjue,chadianmeijiwohesi!wobushoukongzhidecanjiaochukou。zheishi,neirenyingmanyouyoudezhuanguoletoulai!

“datou,zenmeshini?shengengbanyebushuijue,zhanwojiachuanghudixiagansha?”kanqinglairenshidatou,wosongleyikouqidetongshi,xinyouyujidemadao。

datoumeidaqiang,ershichongwozhaolezhaoshou,neimoyangzaishiyiwogentachuqu。

“出去干啥?”

wotingnamen,buzhidaozheidabanyede,datouyaodaiwoqunaer,buguokantashenmixixineiyanger,worenbuzhuhaoqi,pilejianyishangjiugenleshangqu。

datoujiaobuqikuai,yiluwangdonghenkuaichulecunzi。

woxiaopaozhegenzaihoumian,xinshuo,cundongbujiushi‘linhe’ma?datoulaizheiliganshenme?

linheshiyitiaodahe,hekuansibaiduomi,yimianyishan,yimianlinzhen,linhezhenderenyaochuqu,jiubixuyaoyueguolinhe。

zhiqianlinhezhishangyouyizuojijikeweidelaoqiao,jihuwurenganzaishangmianxingzou,chuqujibendoukaozuochuan,houlaishangmiankanhaozheiyipianyoushanyoushui,fengjingxiumei,bianjuedingzaicikaifalvyouxiangmu,chuziyaoxiujianyizuoxinqiao。

buguojushuozheijitianxiuxinqiaofashenglejizhuangguaishier,darenyizaigaojiewomenbuzhunkaojinhebian,datouyoushashibunengbaitiandeshihoulaima?

zheimeyizhuomo,wobianxiangjiaodatoutingxialai,ketaitouyichou,woxinligedengyixia,zheiheidengxiahuode,nahaiyoudatoudeyingzi!

“da~datou?nizainaer?”

wopozheyinerhanleyisangzi,denglebantian,datoulengshimeigehuiyiner。wozheicaijuedejinwandeyiqieyouxieguiyi。

shouxian,wojiayelishuijuedoushisuomende,datouruhejindewojia?zaizhe,zaijiazhishiwocanjiaodeneimedasheng,liyingjiangwaigongjingxinga,ketazameitingjian?nanbuchengwojinwan~zhuangxiele!

buganwangshenlexiang,naozilibuduandegaosuziji,ganjinwanghuipao,wanmingdepao。keguanjianshihouwoneiliangtiaotuibuzhengqi,zhijieruandegenzhuguodemiantiaoside,bujinzoubuchengdaoer,haishileli,yi**tanzuozailedishang。

jiuzaiwoyaoheniaoledeshihou,buyuanchuhuranchuanlaiyizhen‘zhiya,zhiya’deshengxiang,neishengyinxiangshifengchuidongpojiudemumen,youxiangshiliangjiehuangdongdemutouchanshengdemocasheng,zaizheijijingdeyeli,tingderenmaogusongran!

wozhanzhanjingjingdejiuzheyueguangxunshengwangqu,faxianbuyuanchudeshudixia,yixiyougerenyingzaidangadang,wochoulebantiancaichoumingbai,neijingshidatouzaidangqiuqian,shugansuizhetadehuangdongzhiyazuoxiang。

yijianzheiguangjing,woqibudayichulai,paqilaichongzhedatoujiupaoleguoqu,yibianpaoyibianma:“datou,banyesangengpaozheiguidifang,jiutaniangdeweiledangqiuqian,zheijiwohede……”

huameishuowan,woyijingpaodaoledatoudegenqian,yeshizaineiyike,wozhenggerenjiangzhule!

qiguai!datoudangqiuqiandeliangbian,zenmemeiyoushengzixianglian?meiyoushengzi,tashiruhedangqilaide?!

jiuzaiwobaisibudeqijiedeshihou,yizhimobuzuoshengdedatouhuranluchuleyigeguiyidexiaorong,jier,tamanbujingxindezhilezhizijidebozi。

wowangtabozishangyiqiao,naozilidunshi‘hong’deyisheng,jiaoxiayiruan,youtamazuodishangle!

datoudebozishang,jingrantaozheyigenmasheng,mashengjiangtadeboziledexianggehuludeyao,taguazaimashengshangsuifenghuangdangzhe,yuesexiatashuangmuyuandeng,mianseguabai,nahaishigangcaineigehuoshengshengdedatou!neigangcaiwokandaode……

“妈呀!鬼啊……”

wofachuyishengshazhusidecanjiao,liangundaipadewanghuipaoqu。