1.小奶狗

wo,shizaizaochendachuangfangdedayuanchuangshang,renshilelujingzheigeren。

wokanjiantadiyiyandeganjue,jiushiwotamadehaoxiangshuilematianyu!

erneikusimatianyudegemenbiwohaiyilianmengbi,youqishiwolachebeidandeshihou,takanjianlechuangdanshangmiandeyitanxue,yanlishanguoyisidejingcha,henshibuziran。

“你第一次?”

woxinlitebiehuangzhang,zuowandelingxingjiyiyongjinnaohaili。

zheidagaishiwosanshinianlai,zuifengkuangdeyitian。

woguozhebeidanqishenzhaoyifulaiyangaiganga:“zuowanheduole。”

“wokanqiadaohaochu。”xiaoshuaigeyibazhuaguowodeshouwan,jiangwozhijielahuidaochuangshang。

zheishihoutadeshoujixiangle,xiaoshuaigeqilaijiedianhua,wozeshizhijiebenweishengjian。

chonglegezao,jiangshenxianeixiewuhuiqingliganjing,suoxingyifuhaishihaode,zhengzhengqideguazaiweishengjianlimian,suiyouxiezhezhou,danbuyingxiangchuan。

wochuanyifudeshihoutingjiantazaidadianhua。

“nigentashuo,jiduoshaoqianwodoubuqu,xianzaiwoyoukeren,wandianshuo。”

xianzaiyoukeren?woshikeren?

wokao,ganqingzheixiaoshuaigedezhiye……wodetian!

congweishengjianchulai,xiaoshuaigezhengnazheshoujikanzhewo,tajiangyizhangbianqiansaijinlewodeyupaoli,shangmianshiyichuanshuzi:“wojiaolujing。”

womeilihui,nazhebaojiuwangmenkouzou,sheiliaolujingyongshouchengzhemenkuang,yuqiyoudianmaiyuandeyisi:“neinizheishitishangkuzijiuburenrenle?”

neiyuqishimaiyuan,zenmewotingqilaihaidaizhejiaochenni?

这小帅哥有毒!

tingtaneigeyuqi,haoxiangshiwobaishangletaside,naohailimianyeshunjiangengjiaminglezheigerendezhiye。

wocongdoulimiannachuleshijizhangfensedachaosaijinletaneiguoyaojiandeyujin,jiaoaodeyangzhexiaba:“wuxinghaoping,zaijian。”

lujingjingchadekanzheneixieqian,wozeshishunshituiletayiba,xianshandaolemenwai,touyebuhuidelikaijiudian。

yilushang,woyuexiangyueyumen,shoufuzheetoukaozaichuzuchelifadai,woxusihanananwenwendeguolejiangjinsanshiniandeshaonvshenghuo,beiershichutoudexiaonaigoujizhongjiele!