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dangchu，tahaiweiwoshuoleliangjuhaohua。
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"咕——咕——"
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"made，sheitamaganzheiquedeshier？！"
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"没……没死？"
womengdituihouleliangbu，neidongxikandaowoyouyaolikaideyisi，limaqilidejiaoleqilai。
"喵嗷！！！"
yuanlaishigexiaomao，tachenglezheigeyangzi，jingranhaihuozhe！
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"duibuqiduibuqi，dengwozhuawanxuemiaoyu，kendingfangnixialai，nizaijianchijianchi！"
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"谁？！"
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丧尽天良！
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当压寨夫人吗？
wokusimingxiangyexiangbuchuyuanyou，youbeizheiqiangbizideweidaoxundebuxing，youkanleneixiedongwushitiyiyan，bianjicongcongdewangwaizou。
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zoudeshihouwomingmingguanhaole，zhei……
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zheishigejisirencashenziyongde。
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qingqingdejiangguanziwangdishangkeleke，limianjingrangunchuyigehaitongdetougu！
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"吱！"
zuihou，jingrandiaochuyizhidalaoshu，neijiahuodiaozailewodejiaoshang，limajiuyaocuanchuqu。
wohaidangshishenmefeiziranchanwu，yitaomujianjiupileshangqu，zhengzhongtougu，dahaozishunjianyimingwuhu。
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wotouyicixiangshouzheizhongdaiyu，potianhuanghaiyourenxiangwojingjiu！suirantamenyandidebuxieyishanershi，danwojiazhuangkanbudao，duanzhejiaziyingshengshengshouletamendeganxiehejingjiu。
jiuzufanbaohou，wohuanhuankaikou。
"zuotianxuemiaoyuxijilezijijia，hailuzoulezhaoguafu，zuihourangtapaole。"