jiangzhaozhaolimakaishisousuojiyi，kankanyuanzhushizenme“**”didide……
henkuai，jiuzhaodaoleyixie“jiediyouhaoqiecuo”dehuiyi。
tazuijiaoweiweichouchu，youxiebutaiquedingdibihualiangxia，monilejici……
“nixiaozirangrangshenmeni？”
jiangzhaozhaomengdidakaifangmen，yigejianbuchongchuqu。
youshoujingzhundijiuzhulejiangzhaochendeerduo，zuoshouchayao，qishixiongxiong。
“aoaoao！jie！tengtengteng！songshou！”
jiangzhaochenchitong，yibianzhengzhayibiancanjiao。
jiangzhaozhaoshoushanglidaobujian，fanerweiweijiazhong，yaoyaqiechi：
“jiangzhaochen，nizhangbenshilea？ganggangdawolianhaimeizhaonisuanzhangni，xianzaiyouxianqiwomoceng？wokannishisantianbuda，shangfangjiewa！”
shuozhe，jiangzhaozhaotaitui，zhaozhejiangzhaochende**jiushiyijiao。
“哎呦！”
jiangzhaochenbeitilegezhengzhe，shentiyigelieju，chadianshuaigegouchishi，danyechenjizhengtuolemozhua。
tayibianbaotoushucuan，yibianaihao。
“jiangzhaoyu！nifengleba！moushaqindia！”
“zhushou！kuaizhushou！wocuolehaibuxingma？”
jiangchengyuanzhanzaiyipang，kanzhezheijifeigoutiaodeyimu，feidanmeiyouzuzhi，fanerluchulexinweidexiaorong。
kanlai，meimeishizhendemeishile。
zheihuobengluantiaodeyangzi，zhenshiyuanqimanmanni。
dengdaoliangrennaogoule，tingxialai，jiangchengyuancaihuanhuankaikou，yuqizhongdaizheyisizanshang。
“zhaozhao，jintianzheiguzijingqishenerbucuo，yihouyeyaobaochizheigezhuangtai，zhidaoma？”
jiangchengyuanyanzhongshengmanxiaoyi，yuqizhongdaizhehaobuyanshidezanshang。
姜昭昭：“好哒”
姜昭辰：“……”
tawuyudikanzhezijiadage，xinzhongchongmanleyuannian。
这还是亲哥吗？
tadoubeidachengzheiyangle，haikuajiangneigebaolinv？
“ge，nizhengaihaohaojianchaxiale，kankanxinshibushizhangpianle？”
jiangzhaochenrouzhebeizoutengdegebo，renbuzhuxiaoshengdiguleyiju。
【叮】
【gongxisuzhuwanchengrenwu，huodejiangli：guimenshisanzhen·jinzhentaozhuang（chuji）】
xitongdetishiyinzaijiangzhaozhaonaohaizhongxiangqi，tadeyidiyangleyangxiaba，chaozhejiangzhaochenhuilehuiquan。
suihou，guaiqiaodizoudaocanzhuopang，youyadinaqishaozi，kaishixiangyongyangweizhou。
zhoudewenduqiadaohaochu，nuannuande，daizheyisidandandeyaoxiang。
唔……真香！
zheizhou，xinimianhua，rukoujihua，daizhesisigantian，huiweiwuqiong。
mixiang、yaoxiangwanmeironghe，jizibuyoumeiwei。
jiangzhaozhaojide，yuanzhujialiyougebuchengwendeguiju，zhiyaoyourenshentibushufu，jiuhuiaozheikuantezhideyaoshanzhou。
yiqian，zheixiang“guangrong”derenwu，yizhiyoufuqinfuze。
houlai，fuqingongzuoyuelaiyuemang，dagebianzhudongjieguolezheige“zhongren”。
“dage，zheizhoushiniaodeba？”
jiangzhaozhaotaimou，kanxiangzuozaiduimiandejiangchengyuan，yuqizantan。
jiangchengyuanchunjiaoweiyang，luchuyimowenroudexiaoyi：“ng，weidaozenmeyang？youmeiyoubiyiqiangenghaoxie？”
“haohe！dage，nidechuyiyoujingjinle！”jiangzhaozhaohaobulinsedikuazandao。
jiangchengyuantinglezheihua，xiaodegengjiahexu，neizhangjunmeiwuchoudelianshang，fangfoyouyangguangsaxia，yaoyanderangrenyibukaiyan。
jiangzhaozhaorenbuzhuzaixinligantan：jiangjiadejiyinzhenshihaodeguofenle！
kankandagezheiyanzhi，zheiqizhi，chuquhaibudemidaoyipian！
tayoutoutoupieleyiyandabankuazhangdejiangzhaochen，renbuzhupielepiezui。
tongyangshixiongdi，chabiezenmejiuzheimedani？
yigewenroutitieyoushuaiqi，yigezuijiandusheyouqianzou……
真是白瞎了那张脸！
jiangzhaochenganshoudaozijialaojiedefuzamuguang，fangxiashouzhongdekuaizi，meitouweitiao。
“weiweiwei，jiangzhaoyu，nineishishenmeyanshen？”
jiangzhaochenhuayingangluo，yigedichenweiyandeshengyinbianchalejinlai。
“zenmegennijieshuohuani？meidameixiao，chouxiaozijiushiqianshoushi！”
jiangzhaozhaoxunshengwangqu，zhijianyiduizhongnianfufubingjianzoulai。
nanrenshenxinggaodatingba，chuanzheyishenshensedingzhixizhuang，jiancaideti，goulechutakuankuodejianbanghejingzhuangdeyaoshen。
suiyuesihugewaiyoudaita，suiranyanjiaomeishaoyoulexiexuxiwen，dangengzengtianlejifenchengshunanrendemeili。
wuguanshensuiliti，bilianggaoting，bochunjinmin。
tashenpangdenvrenzeshiyishenqiansexitaozhuang，jiangtachentuodeyouyayouwenrou。
wuheidezhangfabeijingxinpanqi，luchuguangjiebaomandeetou，jilvsuifachuiluozaierbian，gengtianlejifenfengqing。
tadewuguanjingzhi，pifubaixixini，baoyangdeyi。
liangrenzhanzaiyiqi，yigeqichangqiangda，yigewenwandongren，dangzhenshitianzaodishedeyidui。
jiangzhaozhaokanzheyanqianzheiduibiren，xinlimomogantan。
nanguaiyuanzhuxiongmeisanrendoushengderucichuse，wanquanjichenglefumudeyoudian。
“aiyou，wodeguaibao，nikehesibabale，zenmejiuxiangqilaihejiuleni？”
jiangfukuaibuzoudaojiangzhaozhaomianqian，shangxiadaliangzheta，yanzhongmanshidanyouhehoupa，yuqiyebiandeqingrouwubi。
yugangcaixunchijiangzhaochenshideyanlipanruoliangren。
zheinongliezhibaidefuai，rangjiangzhaozhaoyouxiewusuoshicong。
“laojiang，nishouzhedianer，biehezhezhaozhao。”
jiangmuhewanchenguaidipielejianglichengyiyan，yuqiwenrourushui。
jiangfuyiting，lianmangshouqilaofuqindedanyou，guaiguaidizoudaojiangmushenbian，titiedibangtalakaiyizi。
jiangmukuankuanzoudaojiangzhaoyushenbianzuoxia，qingqinglaqitadeshou，xixididuanxiangzhe。
tazoudaojiangzhaozhaoshenbianzuoxia，laqitadeshou，xixiduanxiangzhe，yanzhongdeguanqiezhiqingyiyuyanbiao。
“nibayitingdaoyishengshuonihejiule，dangshijiujidebuxing，lianyejiucongwaidiganhuilaile，napayishengzaisanbaozhengniyijingtuolileweixian，tahaishibufangxin。”
jiangmudeshengyinqingrou，daizheyisizebei，gengduodequeshixinteng。
“nizheihaizi，congxiaojiuduijiujingguomin，zenmehaizheimebuxiaoxinni？wanyizaiwaimianyudaoshenmehuairenkezenmeban？”
jiangmuqingqingfumozhejiangzhaoyudeshoubei，yanzhongmanshidanyou。
“haijidenixiaoshihouma？jiuyinweiwuchileyikejiuxinqiaokeli，jieguohunshuileyizhengtian，kebawohenibahehuaile……”
jiangmuxuxutaotaodishuozhe，huiyiqiwangshi，yuqizhongchongmanlehoupaheqingxing。
jiangzhaozhaozheicaimingbai，yuanlaiyuanzhuduijiujingguominzheimeyanzhong。
nanguaizuowanzhishiwuheleyidiandianguojiu，jiuzuidebushengrenshi，hainaochuleneimedadedongjing。
kanzhefumuyanzhongzhenqiehaobuyanshideai，jiangzhaozhaodexinzhongyongqiyigunuanliu。
“ba，ma，nimenbiedanxin，wozhendemeishi，jiushibuxiaoxinheleyidiandian，duoshuileyihuiereryi，yihouwobaozhengyidingduojiazhuyi，jueduibuhuizaifanle。”
jiangzhaozhaoguaiqiaodirencuo，yuqichengken。
taxuezheyuanzhusajiaodeyangzi，qingqingyaohuangzhejiangmudegebo。
“haolahaola，zhidaocuolejiuhao。”
jiangmuqingqingnieleniejiangzhaozhaodexiaolian，lianshangluchulexinweidexiaorong。
jiangchengyuanjianfumuhemeimeizhijianwenxindehudong，zaoyixiguan。
erlingyibiandejiangzhaochen，zeshiyilianyasuandebiaoqing。