第1章老婆的电话
“xiaoaotian！liunianle，nizaibuhuilai，wojiuyaobeibizhegaijiale！jiusuannibuguanwo，kewomendenverkeke…nizongbunengbuguan。”
“tadebing…yijingdaolejixian，yishengshuozaituoyigeyuejiumeijiule，kewonabuchuyiyaofei，meiyouni，wozhishigemeiyounanrendeguafu，womendenverkeke…yezhishigeyezhong。”
“tamen…tamenshenzhixiangjiangkekemaichuqu！neikeshiwomendeqinshengnvera！”
tingdaodianhuazhongshuxideshengyin，xiaoaotianlengzhule。
cishicike，tazhengzaidaxiaxibeibianjing，tasuodailingdeaotiandianganggangfumieleguojishangzuidadeheianzuzhi！
zheibengaishiqinggongdeyike，huixiade“sidatianzun”、“badahujiang”yijiaotiandianquantijiangshimenyedouhuanhuzhe。
keshizheiyitongdianhua，querangaotiandiandeshoulingxiaoaotian，xinzhongzaiyemeiyoubandianxiyuezhiqing！
“liyuxin！nishiliyuxinma？”xiaoaotianliansedabian，lianmangduizheshoujihuhuanzhe：“nishuoshenme？nibeibizhegaijia？womenyounverle？”
dianhuazhongquexiangqiyizhenzayin。
“liyuxin，nihaizhiwangxiaoaotianneigefeiwuhuilaijiuni？biegaoxiaole！”
“nizheibuzhilianchidedongxi，jiajiyigeqigai，haijishenglegeyezhong，diujinlewomenlijiadelian！”
“yaobushiniyoujifenzisenengbeizhangshaokanshang，nizheizhongnvren，zhipeiquzhanjie！”
jinjiezhebianshiyigexiaonvhaiqieqiedeaiqiushengxiangqi。
“jiujiu，nibuyaomamamale......”
“sheishinijiujiu，nizheiyouniangshengmeidieyangdezazhong，gunkai！”
啪！
youshiyishengqingcuideerguangsheng。
“bu…biedawonver！”
dianhuazhongdeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
piankedechenmozhihou，xiaoaotianshenshangdouranbengfachuyigujingtiandeshaqi，talianshangdaizhenanyiyanshidezhenjingyutongku，nuhoudao：“rangjichangzhunbeizuikuaidezhandouji，songwohuijinghai！”
huayinluoxia，xiaoaotianyijingchongjinlezuijindeyueyecheli，yijiaoyoumenxiaqu，yueyechefengchidianchedibujianlezongying，zhiliuxiazaichangdeaotiandianjiangshixinzhongfantianfudi。
萧傲天心急如焚。
yizuojinyueyeche，tajiuzaiyerenshoubuzhuxinzhongdeqingxu，yishengnuhouxiangcheyunxiao！
xiaoaotianbenshizhongzhouhaomenxiaojiadeyangzi，suiranzaijiazuchuchubushoudaijian，dantazilibuxi，meiyoufangqi，zhongyudazaochuyijialongtouqiye—aotianjituan。
waijieguzhizhishaoyiqianyi！
raner，jiuzaiaotianjituanmianlinshangshizhiji，jidubuyidexiaojialuchuliaoya，shaletadeyangfumuzaizangdaotadetoushang，weiyinengbangtazhengmingdeweihunqibudanzhikongtashixiongshou，haizhuanshentourudafangzhangsundehuaibao。
xiaoaotianbuganxin，tayaobaochou，kedangtaquxiangweiyidehaoxiongdiqiuzhudeshihou，dengdaitadequeshimaifuduoshidexiaojiashashou，tadehaoxiongdi，weileqian，beipanleta。
tapinsitaolechulai，danshenshouzhongshang，xiriyongyoudeyiqie，douzaiyiyezhijianhuiyuyidan！
yishijian，xiaoaotianwannianjuhui。
tatangzaijinghaishidejietou，zaixingrenxianqidemuguangzhong，momodengsi。
shiliyuxinchuxianzaitademianqian，bujinjiangtadailehuiqu，haijiqingleyisheng，qinzijitashangyao。
“zhiyaohuozhejiuyouxiwang，niqianwanbuyaofangqiya！”
zheiyijuhuachenglexiaoaotianzhianshikezhongweiyideyilvguangming，jihuoletadeqiushengyizhi。
houlai，liangrenrijiushengqing，tamenyedingzhuleliyuxinjiazudeyalijiehun，xiaoaotianchengweilelijiadeshangmennvxu。
sangeyuehou，xiaoaotiantoujunfuyi。takaolvguole，tabunengtuoleiliyuxin，yeweilefuchou。
tayaozaijunzhongmolianchuyishenbenshi，rangshahaitayangfumudexiaojiaxuezhaixuechang！
bingqie，taheliyuxinyueding，tayidinghuichurentoudi，rongyaoguilai，burangtabeirenzhizhidiandianxiaohuajiajileyigeqigai！
yinweizhanshijinpo，zheiyidaijiushiliunian，xiaoaotianyecongweilianxiguoliyuxin。
yuanbentayiwei，liyuxinshijinghaishilijiadenver，jiusuanzijibuzaishenbian，yebuzhiyushoudaoqifu。
keganggangneitongdianhua，quejiangtadejiaoxingchedifensui！
bujinjinliyuxinyaobeibizhegaijia，erqie…tajinghaijizijishengleyigenver！
“woyounverle，wodenverjiaoxiaokeke......”
xiaoaotianxinzhongmanshijidong，kejinjiezhe，tajiuxiangqiganggangdianhuazhong，liyuxindezaoyu。
“gaisi，wonveryoubingquemeiqianzhi，lijiabujinbuguan，haiganduiwodenverdongshou！”
yixiangdaoganggangdianhuazhongxiaonvhaidekuhanyijiliyuxinneijuewangdeyuqi，xiaoaotianxinzhongrudaogeyiban！
“a…jilaozizaikuaidian！”
tanuhouzhe，henbudeshengyishuangchibangmashangfeihuijinghaishi，zuzhiliyuxingaijia，zhihaozijinverdebing。
“yuxin，zheiliunianshiwoduibuqini。”
“shiwotaizisile，wobugaixiangzhedengdaogongchengmingjiuneiyikezaichuxianzainimianqian，woyinggaishikepeizhenide…”
“dengzhewo，womashangjiuhuilaile！”
xiaoaotianshuangmuchihong，chongtiandeshaqihandongyunxiao。
ta，dangshizuiqiangshiliaotiandiandewuditongshuai，shilicuigulaxiunianyabiangeguodezhizunzhanshen，jingyourenyongtadenverqiangpotadelaopogaijia......
“wulunshishei，qifuwodelaoponver，wodouyaorangniwansibuzuxi！”
yuanbencongzhanchangdaojichangzuyoulianggexiaoshichecheng，keshizaixiaoaotianquanlichongcizhixia，yueyechejinjinbanxiaoshibianlaidaolejunyongjichang。
yijiadingjizhanjizaoyigonghouduoshi，xiaoaotianlianrendaichechonglejinqu，xiayishun，lanseweiyanpenshe，zhanjichongshangyunxiao！