第1章
嘶！头痛。
yuzhidaoxileyikoulengqi，kankanchengqishenzi，zuoleqilai。
guseguxiangdefangjianli，ruyanjinshihongse。
婚房？
zhuoshangbaizheyiduilongfengzhu，xiamianshijipanziguiyuanhongzaohuasheng，erbuyuanchu，yigezuozhelunyidenanrenshuangmouweimi，yuqibinglengchegu，“yuxiaojiexingle？batarenghuliqu。”
扔湖里？什么情况？
yuzhijingeditaitou，yiwaiduishangnanrenxiazhangshensuidemouzi，yanshenyoulengyouruyiwanghantan，zhiyiyanbiannengkantourenxin。
tabuguoshishuileyijue，zhouzaozenmejiubianyangle？zheigenanrendeshouduan......
有点熟悉。
hueryishunjian，tadunshixiangqizijizuijinzaikandeneibenxiaoshuo，zheiqingjiebushiyimoyiyang？tatata......buhuishichuanshuleba？！
budengtafanyingguolai，lianggecuzhuangdepozijiuwanqixiuzi，shangqianyibianyizhishou，henhenzhuaizhuleta，wangmenwaituoqu。
houbeidunshichuanlai**ladetongyi，bayuzhidesixulachehuilai。
“haodaiwoyeshihuangshangcihundejiangjunfuren，jiangjunjiuzheiyangduiwo？”
yuzhiyibianshuo，yibianchenqibubei，fanshouyiniu，zhitingkacayisheng，lianggepozideshouwanjiubeitashengshengniuduan。
“啊！”
yizhencanjiaoxiangchefangjian，nanrenweibukejiandizhoulezhoumei，yitaishou，bianyoulianggeshiweibapozituolechuqu，fangjianli，jiuzhishengxiataheyuzhiliangren。
kanzheyuzhicangbaideqiaolian，nanrenxinzhongshengchukunhuo，chuanwenchengxiangfuerxiaojieshengderuoliufufeng，gupanshengzi，wenwanduanzhuang，keyanqianzheigeyuerxiaojie，chushouhenla，yicijiujiangliangrendeshouwanniuduan，hainengdanrandimianduiziji，zheinvren，gaibuhuishizhuangde？
bugunanrenshenshidemuguang，yuzhijiudierzuo，sixiaofeixiaodiduishangnanrendemuguang，naohailiquefeikuaishanguoxiaoshuoneirong。
tamianqiandenanrenshiyuanshudenanzhu，baizhanbaishengdedajiangjunchimo，erta，chenglechimoxinhunpaohuiyuanpeiyuzhi。
yuanshuzhong，yuzhihechimobeidangjinshengshangcihun，jieliangxingzhihao，danchaozhongshangxiasheibuzhixiao，yuzhidefuqinnaidangchaochengxiang，genchimozuibuduifu，shengshangcihun，suoweiheyi？buguoshiweileqianzhichimo。
tamuguangxialuo，tingzaichimodeshuangtuizhishang，ze！haohaodeyigeyiqifengfadenanerlang，jiubeixinhuaicaijidehuangdijihuile，rujinhaibufangxin，guyizaitashenbiananchayigerenexinta。
“nikanshenme！”chimoganshoudaotaluozaizijishuangtuishangdewanximuguang，xinzhongdouranshengchuguaiyiyouchirudexinsi，yaobushishuangtuizainanzhanqilai，tazenhuibeirenyongyigenvzixiuru。
shengyinbinglengrugaolingzhishangdehanshuang，shensuiyanmourutongheiyelidelangdingshangleliewuyiban，haosixiayikejiunengpushanglai，batashengtunhuobo，chaichirufu。
yuzhihenhenyanlekoukoushui，xiayishitingzhiyaoban，dao：“jiangjunshengdehaokan，nandaohaiburangrenkanle？”
“he。”chimoqingxiao，youshendemouziliningjieleyipianhanshuang，“chengxiangfujiushizheiyangjiaoyunverde？chushouhenla，bujinrenqing，genchuanwenzhongdeyuerxiaojiekedaxiangjingting，jiushibuzhinijiejie，yeshirucima？”
yuzhimeixintiaoletiao，tabenjiumeidasuanyanshizijidebenxing，beichimofaxianlebuduijingyezhidangtadexiaoxiyouwu，quemeixiangdaozheisijingranhuaiyiyuanshendejiejie，buguotadaoshimeihuaiyicuo。
“woruoshibuguoduanyidian，neicikewoyinggaiyijingduanqile，ganwenjiangjun，yourenyaonixingming，nijiubufankangma？”
tameishaoqingtiao，yundanfengqingdiduishangnanrenbinglengdeshixian，chunjiaogouqiyimodandandechaonong。
chimomouguangweichen，“shinixianduiyueerxiashou，yueerzixiaoshentichanruo，nijingbatatuixiashui，ruobushijishifaxian，xianzaiyueerjiushiyijushiti。”
“e，shima？”yuzhibuyiweiran，haobuweijuchimoneishuangsenlengdemouzi，dao：“qiebushuowochulaizhadaobushuxijiangjunfudelu，guangshicongjiangjunyuanzidaohubianjiuxuyaoyizhanchadeshijian，keshouzaifanglideyahuanpoziyejiulikaibanzhanchadeshijianbudao，woshifeiguoqudema？”
muguangluozainanrendeshuangtuishang，tachunjianshanguoyimochaofeng，“haishishuo，jiangjunxujiuweizoulu，buzhidaozhengchangrenzouludesudule？”
“yuzhi！”zongranchimozaidanding，beiyuzhitijitazuitonghenzhichu，haishirenbuzhunule。
buguopianke，fangjianlideqiyabianjiangdibushao，yuzhishoulianlechunjianchaonong，dao：“jiangjunjizhiguoren，binengmingbaiqizhongdaoli。”
tadaoshiyoudianxiaocongming，bawentishuaijileziji。chimomoudiyourubingchuangaoling，fengxuesinve，jiaorenjuedehanchegu。
taqingqingzhangkaibochun，dao：“sheizhidaoyuxiaojieshibushishoumailetamen？bijingyuxiaojiedejiazhuang，keshishilihongzhuang。”
嘲讽，不屑。
yuzhishenzhichimoduiyuanshendezenge，tangtangqichinaner，qinengjieshouzhengdidenveranchazaizijishenbianzuoyanxian？genghekuangshichimozheibandiyiqifengfa。
tabennengweiguoweimin，zaizhanchangshangzhansharuqindediren，keyinweigonggaogaizhu，beihuangshangcaiji，luodeshuangtuicanjidexiachang，haibeipojieshouyuanshenweitafaqi。
ze！tadouyoudiantongqingtadezaoyule，buguochimozheimecongming，xiangbiyenengchadaoyuanshenxindishanliang，congweiyouguohaitazhixin，zhishixianganshengguorizi，ketabuwenyuanyoudijiuyaoyuanshenxingming，zheiyidian，tabunenggoutong。
“shoumai？xipoyahuandoushijiangjuntiaoxuanderen，jiushiweilekanzhuwo，kongpawojiusuannachuwodeshilihongzhuang，yeshoumaibuleba。”
tahualidaizhebuxie，zheshibuxihuanchimozheizhongqiannuyurendexingge，yuanshenbenshiwuguzhiren，queyinweihuangdiqianlianqizhong，zuihouluodeyigehongyanbomingdexiachang。
chimowenyan，dunshiningqilemeitou，yahuanshitafushangderen，yuzhizhidaobuweiguo，xiposhitaanpaide，tayouruhedezhi？
zangzaixiuzhongdeshouqiaowushengxidiniechenglequantou，yuanbenzhishixiangjitayigejinggao，xianzai，tajuedecinvshiliubudele。
“ruobushijiangjunkeyianpai，bengaiquhexijiudexipoweiheyaozaiwofanglishouzhe？jiangjunmobushidangwoshama？”yuzhichajuedaotayanshenzhongdeshayi，qingpiaopiaodikaikou。
dunledun，tayoushuodao：“woshishengshangqincijijiangjundezhengjingfuren，jiangjunruoshizaixinhunzhiyejiubawojishale，shengshangneibiankenengbutaihaojiaodaiba？”
“你威胁我？！”
chaneijian，chimozhoushenbengfachucheguhanyi，tazuibuxihuande，jiushibierenweixieta。