第3章 谁敢不给圣人面子?

“zhuwei!zhuweidaoyou!”

kanzheshitaifazhanmingxianchengleshubaidanenglianshouzhanzaitazheiyifang,kunpengbuyouzhanchulaiganjideduizhezhongrengongshou。

“huoxucicishiwuganyingcuole,bijingzheilingbaosanqingdaoyoudengrenxianlai。”

ranerhaibudaikunpengshuowan,qizhongyirengengshidahedao:“kunpengdaoyoutaiguoqianxule,ruguoganyingyoucuo,daoyouyoushiruhedezhicicibaowuyouqige?”

“jiushi,kunpengdaoyouzaiganglikaizixiaogongshibianganyingdaoleshengrenciyudejiyuan,gengshinengqingchuzhixiaobaowuyouqige,haidoushihulu。”

“bucuo,cishiwufazuojia!”

niyijuwoyijuxia,dunshisanqingdengrenyetingmingbaile,danyuanshiqueshimanliandebiequ,anzhongyuliangweixiongdichuanyin。

“daxiong、sandi,shengrencijutaiguopianxinle,dongwanggonghexiwangmuruci,zheikunpengjingranyoucirucijiyuan!”

taiyiyeshifenrananzhongjidijunchuanyin,“dage,mofeishishengrenxiangyaoshoukunpengtamenweiqinchuandizibucheng!”

suoyouren,jiumeiyirenhuaiyiguozheijianshi。

shizaishimeidehuaiyi,shengrenshuokunpengyoujiyuan,jieguokunpengqianjiaolikaizixiaogong,houjiaojiuzhixiaobuzhoushanyoujiyuan,haiqingchuzhixiaoshihulu,gengshiyouqige!

尼玛!

sheiganshuozheishibeihoumeiyouhongjunshengrenzhidian,tamenyitouzhuangsizaizheibuzhoushan。

“竟是如此!”

zhongrenzhong,hongyunyitingzheishihoudunshiliuluchulexianmuzhise,wangzhekunpenggongshoudao:“yuanlaishishengrenzhidian,guaibude。”

“shengrenqinkousuoshuojiyuan,queshizuobudejia。”hongyunhaizhenshishadetianzhen,yipangdezhenyuanziqueananlachehongyundeyixiu,zheihuabierennengshuo,nikebietianluanle。

shuodaodizixiaogongtuanpuweizhizhizhengyeshiyinnierqi。

zheiyixiazi,sanqing、dijun、taiyichongmanlebiequ,zenmezheng?weileyijianlingbaodezuishengren?

erkunpengwangzhezhongren,youqishiyuanshihetaiyierrenneibiequdemuguang,tabuyouanzhongchuanyinchaofengdao:“wuhaishixihuannimenzaizixiaogongshineijieaobuxundeyangzi!”

“鲲鹏你!”

yinweishichuanyin,sanqing、dijun、taiyihehongyunzhenyuanzidengrentingdaohoulianseyibian,danzuihouzhiyouyuanshihetaiyierrenfennudedengzhekunpeng,haoyigeyazibibaodekunpeng。

erhongyunhezhenyuanzizegangawubi,zheiyikehongyunyezhixiaozheijianshishiyintaerqi。

ranermianduizheijirendenumuershishi,kunpengqueshiqianxudedangzhezhongrenmianduizhesanqing、taiyidengrengongshouyixiao。

“xiangbidingshineizixiaogongzuoweizhizheng,wukunpengbaixieshengrenlaoshizhidian,rihoudingdangyichuanboxiandaoweijiren。”

exinren!chuncuidejiushiexinren!

kunpengzheihuafenmingjiushigaosusuoyouren,zuoweizhizhengshengrensuimeishuoshenme,danqueyaoyongnimendebaowujiyuanbuchangwo。

zheiyixiazisanqingliansedoubianle,dijunhetaiyierrenyeshilianseyinchenxialai,biequ!taitaniangdebiequle。

jiulianhongyundougangawubi,ditoujizhenyuanzichuanyin,“daoxiong,zheizixiaogongzuoweizhizhengnaishiwoyinchulaide,xiangbicinaishengrendeqiaoda。”

bushitamenhuaiyi,shizaishizheishimeideshuo,tamennengganshoudaojiyuan,ziranshilingbaoxuanzeletamen,danrenjiakunpengmeilaizhiqianlianlingbaoshenmeyangzijigedouyiqingerchu。

yaoshuomeiyoushengrenzaibeihou,sheixin?

erkunpengziranshilengxiaodewangzhesanqing、taiyidengren,nimenzaizixiaogonggaogaozaishangdezuilianni?nimendejieaoni?

zhiyucheshengrenhupipabeiguaizui?

wozouchuzixiaogongjiushixinyousuogan,ganyingdaozheihuluteng,napashishenzaizixiaogongdehongjuncishiyeshijingetakunpeng,yiweishikunpengfuyuanbuxiao。

zhiyucheshangta,jiulianhongjundouyizhenwunai,laodaozhinengshuozheishiwuhui,dansheirangzheitaiqiaohele,yizhiyukunpengdoukuangredeyiweishitadebuchang。

nayoushenmetianding,shenweihonghuangdingjiandanengdouqingchudehen。

zheilingbaodequeyusanqingdengrenyouyuan,huozheshuolingbaozizhuzexuandezhurenjiushitamen,kekunpengzheiyishuofaxia,doudekaobianzhan。

quantou(shengren)da,zheijiushitianyi。

“daoyou,jiranshishengrenzhidian,lingbaojijiangchushikuaixiequleba。”

renqunzhong,hongyungangadeshangqianxiangyaohuajiezhiqianwuhuideyangzi,rangyuanshihetaiyierrendoukuaiexinhuaile,zheishishenmefeiyangyangjudong。

“shia,daoyouqiemodanwuleshengrenzhishi。”

“bucuo,wudengzhiyuankongpajiushijianzhengzhedaoyouqucibao。”jiulianlaoshirenzhenyuanzidougankaiwanqian。

nvwamizheyankanzheyanqiandeyimubuzhizaixiangshenme,erkunpengmianduizhongrenshengqingnanquexia,zhihaoqianxudeyixiao,xianduizhezixiaogongdefangxiangyigongshou。

“dizikunpengduoxieshengrenlaoshizhidian!”

zheiguashangshengrendezhaopai,sheiganshuobu?erqiekunpengzheiyifujidongdemoyang,fenmingjiushishenxinbuyi。

kunpengxiaomimidezoushangqian,luguosanqingdengrenshenpangshi,kanzheyuanshihedijunhaiyoutaiyisanrenfennudemuguang,tajiaobufanerfanghuanle。

“shengrenkemeikanbuqibeiminghuianzhidishengling。”

yuanshizheilianpapadebeida,cishigengshimianhongerchi,bushitabuganhekunpengganyijia,shizaishipadezuileshengrena。

yigenxiantiancuilvhulutengcongyabishengzhangchulai,tengtiaoshangjiezheqigeyansebutongdehulu,lingguangshanshuoxia,jieshixiantianlingbao。

“怪不得!”

zoushangqiankunpengkanzhelingbaoturanjinghuyisheng,zaizhongrenbujieyihuodemuguangxia,tabuyouluchulejidongzhise,zhizhezuihouyigehulu。

“guaibudelaoshizhidianwolaici,yuanlaizheizheihulutengyinxiantianbuzu,guozhenshimingmingzhizhongziyoutianyi!”

zhijiankunpengyifuhenderenyayangyangdezuilianxia,jinghudao:“wohaiyouganying,zaidonghaizhibinyouwohedongwanggongdaoyoudejiyuan,cijiyuangengshinengbuquanzheihulutengbenyuan。”

kunpengzheiyishengjinghu,rangzhongrenfenfenjingewanfen,youqishidongwanggonggengshiluchulezhenjingzhise。

“daoyou,niyeganyingdaoledonghaiyoujiyuan?”

dongwanggongzheiyijuhua,zhijieexinhuailesanqingdengren,gengshirangwushudanengfenfenxianmubuyi,xianshikunpengyoushidongwanggong。

圣人也太偏心了吧!

“大兄!”

yuanshidengzhedayan,yanzhengzhengdekanzhekunpengjianghulutengliandaizhezheiyipiandeshanyadoujishouleqilaihou,buyouluchulejiduzhise。

“erdi!”mianduiyuanshi,taiqingyeshiyouxiebuganxin,kezuihoutayezhinengtanxiyisheng,wangzhekunpengbuyouchechuleyigexuweinankandexiaorong。

“yuanlairuci,kanlaicibaowuhegaidaoyousuode。”jiuliantaiqingdoukoushixinfeizhaoleyigetaijiexia。

made,sheigandezuishengren?

hongjunchengshengweiyazhenshehonghuangshi,wanwushenglingdouzhenqieganshoudaoleshengrendekongbu,napashidaluojinxiantamenzheixiedaneng,zaishengrendekongbuqishixiayewanrulouyi。

sanqingjiaoaoguijiaoao,danyoubusha。

“dage,zheikunpengruci!zanmen!”

taiyibiequdewangzhezijiadage,erdijunzheishishenxiyikouqi,yeshishangqiandaxiaogongshoudaoxi。

“恭喜道友。”

yiqunrenbabadekanzhetashouqulebaowu,bujinmeiyigebufuqi,haidefenfensongshangzhufu,zheirangkunpengbuyoutongkuaideyuzhongrenxiaolianxiangying。

tajiuxihuankansanqinghedijun、taiyitamenkanbuguanziji,youzhinengchibiewufagandiaozijideyangzi。

rangnimenjixiawoshengwei,zheijigehulucainadaona,zheizhibuguogangkaishi。

“多谢诸位道友。”

yuyizhongdanengfenfenkeqiguohou,kunpenggengshigongjingdechaozhezixiaogongdefangxianggongshoudao:“duoxieshengrenlaoshizhidian,ciqikehulukunpengyishouxia,rihoudizidingdangyichuanyanglaoshizhixiandaoweijiren,zhongshengbuwang。”

kunpengzheidongbudongjiuchechushengrendeyangzi,kandeyuanshixinzhongyaoyaqiechi,taiyitongyangshifennu,dansheiyouganshuoshenme。

tamenbujinbuganshuoshenme,haideyanbabadekanzhekunpengqubao,sheiganyouyijianneijiushibujishengrenmianzi,zheigenbenbuyongshengrenchushou,duiyuzixiaogongsanqiandanenglaishuozheikeshishangganzhebajieshengrendejihui。