第2章 微博热搜

congyeqibanian,ruguowenqiaojingjingyoushenmepade,qizhongzhiyibidingshi——weiboresou。

xianzaiweiboresoutoutiaozhengshi——“qiaojingjingrenshebengle”。

dianjinquzuiredeyitiaoshiyigeyingxiaohaofaleyiduanshipin,shipinliyigeidjiaoshanshanfaguangderendawangzherongyao,shuizhunkanchengyitahutu,gezhongsilaisiqujianzhiburenzhishi。

yingxiaohaohaifanglejizhangjietu,qianjizhangshishanshanfaguangyiyannanjindezhanji,shenglvdidefendimvpyigedoumeiyou,houmianjizhangzeshiyixietonggaodejietu,meigetonggaodouzaichuiqiaojingjingzheigewangzherongyaodaiyanrenshiyouxigaoshou。

fensizaixiamianfennuderangtanachushanshanfaguangjiushiqiaojingjingdezhengju。neiyingxiaohaobuhuangbumangdezhuanfahuifu:neinirangqiaojingjingchulaifourena。

qiaojingjingmeifafouren,yinweineijiushitadehao。

《wangzherongyao》shitengxunqixiayikuanjishiduizhantafangyouxi,zheikuanyouxiyoujinbashigeyingxiong,meigeyingxiongjinengdoubuyiyang,wanjiajinruyouxihou,keyixuanzebutongdeyingxiongherenzuozhan,tuidiaodifangjidishuijingjiusuanying。qizhongzuijingdiandemoshishi5v5duizhanwangzhexiaguditu,beibaoshipinzhongqiaojingjingzhengshiwandezheige,yongdeshifashixiaoqiao。

shuoqilaidangchuqiaojingjingnadaiyandeshihouzheigeyouxihaibusuanhuo,danshilingjiekantayouxizhaidelaogongtiantianchenmiqizhong,zhijuezheigeyouxihuibao,zhudongxiangyouxifangpaochuleganlanzhi。lingjiedezhijuezaijiqiaojingjingjiexideshihoujiuzhanxiandelinlijinzhi,zaiyouxishangjuranyemeishapiancha。

wangzherongyaozaizheiyinianduodeshijianlidabaotebao,chengweidiyikuanzhenzhengguominyiyishangdeshouyou,liandaizheqiaojingjingyeduolehenduoyuanbenshouzhongqunzhiwaideguanzhudu,shouyipoduo。

danshizhiqianyouduoshouyi,xianzaijiuyouduomafan。

sheiyemeiguidingyouxidaiyanrenyidingyaoyouxiwandehao,danshinibazijichuichengjuedaigaoshoujieguoqueshuipingzheimelanjiubudeburangrenchaole。

lingjieyilubengzhelianshuashouji,zhidaodaolehengdiandejiudian,dafalexiaozhu,caikaishipanwenqiaojingjing。

“nishenmeshihouwande?”

“jiushangbannianpaidianyingdeshihou,yigongcaiwanlebangeduoyue,laobeirenshajiumeizaiwanle。”

“有谁知道你玩?”

“womeiherenherenshuoa,danshiwoyongweixindenglude,haoxiangweixinhaoyouyewanzheigeyouxidehua,huizidongchuxianzaiyouxihaoyounei,gujinengkanjianwoba。”shuozheqiaojingjingyoudianyihuo,“danshidaodishizenmeluxialaide?”

“……wangzherongyaoyougejiaohaoyouguanzhandegongneng,niyezhidaoweixinhaoyouhuizhijiebianchengyouxihaoyoule,suoyitamendounengguanzhanni,yenengluxialai,nibuzhidao?”

qiaojingjing:“……haiyouzheigegongneng?”

lingjiejianzhixiangdata:“nishenmedoubudong,xiawanshenmeyouxia。”

qiaojingjingjuedezijiyehenwugu:“wohaodaishigedaiyanren,laoshuowoshiyouxigaoshouwobuxinxudea……dangranyaoqulianlian。”

lingjiexinliyizhenjuewang,nannandishuo:“wozaogaizhidaoniyouzheimaobing。”

suibianjitachuidianshenmeniu,tajiuxiangbianchengzhenniu。xianzaixiangxiangxinghaodangchumeibangtazuoliuxingdechihuorenshe,burankongpaxianzaidouyouliangbaijinleba。

“wocuole,wojiubugaigenwolaogongquwanshenme□□qu,yaoshiwoyongweixinhaowan,zaojiufaxiannizailuangaole。”lingjiezhenshihuidechangzidouqingle。

tayeshigenzhezijialaogongwanguoyizhenhoucaiqugentengxuntanhezuode,danshidaodigongzuomang,jianjianyejiufangxiale。houlainaxiadaiyan,tahaibazijidezhanghaojiqiaojingjingshilexia,kantashizaibuxiangyouxigaoshoudeliaozi,jiumeizaiguanta。daiyanrenma,fafaweibozhanzhantaipaipaizhaojiukeyile,keshisheizhidaotajingranzheimeyouzhiqi,juranzijitoutouquwan。

tajiaolvdizaifangjianlizoulaizouqu,“nibiebazheishibudangyihuishi,nizhidaoxianzaiyouduoshaonandenvdezaiqiangwangzhededaiyanma?buyaoqiandedouyou。benlaiwangzheyaogenwomenxuyuede,xianzaichulezheigeshiqing,xuyuedeshiqingkongpajiuxuanle。”

“zheihaibushizuiyaojinde。zanmenshiyanyuan,daiyandoushiqicide,lidaodedianyingnvzhujiaocaishizuizhongyaode,keshirenjiayaopaidedianyingjiaoshenme!jiao《zhenshi》!”

qiaojingjingzaiyulequanneimeduonian,zuowenyixianxiaohua,dangranyebushishabaitian,likejiuxiangdao:“nideyisishi,duifangfangchuzheigelaishiweilelidaodedianying?”

lingjiediandiantou,“yougexiaoxihaibunengbaifenbaiqueding,suoyiwoyemeigennishuo,danshilidaonverneibianchuanchuxiaoxilaishuolidaojuedingjiushinile。wokan,yeyoubiejiazhidaolezheigexiaoxi,suoyicailaizheimeyishou。”

qiaojingjingjuedebukesiyi:“wodoujigeyueqianwandele,zheishibushiyoudianshenmouyuanlvbiechuxincaia?”

“gujirenjiazaolule,jiudengzheshenmeshihoufangchulaini,zheibujiupaishangdayongchangle。”

zhengshuozhe,lingjiedeshoujihuranxiangqilai。takanleyiyan,“xu”leyisheng,“wangzheneibiandedianhua。”

玲姐开了免提。

duifangyuqiyoudianji,kaikoujiushiyidachuan。“qiuzong,woshialex。jintianresouzenmehuishia?neigexiaohaoshijingjingma?tashibushizailianyingxionga?nimenganjinshangweibojieshiyixiaa。”

lingjiechadianxiangyipaidatui,gandongdeyanjingdouhongle。youzheimetitiedehezuofangma?juranbangtabaliyoudouxianghaole,tazhiqianzenmejiumeixiangdaoni。tayidieshengdihuida:“duiduidui,jiushizailianyingxiong。jiushizainaxiaohaolianbushuxideyingxiong,suoyicaiwanchengzheiyang。”

“zheigeqingkuangzuihaohaishifaweiboshuomingyixiaba?buranwomenzheibianyetingganga。”

“dangrandangran,womenmashangfaweibo。”

“buguoqiuzong,womenzheibiantaolunlexia,guangweibochengqinghuibuhuikexindubugou,womenqishizheibianzhenghaoyougehuodong,henheshibaxianzaizheigeqingkuangcongweijibianchengshuangying。”

lingjiexintouyitiao,jingjuediwen:“shenmehuodong?”

“shizheiyang,haiyouyigeduoyue,qiujisaijiuyaojieshule,zhihouyougezhuanmendeniandubanjiangdianli,womenxiangqingjingjingzaibanjiangdianlishangdayichangyulesai。daoshihouwomenhuiweiboshangchouchuwugexingyunwanjia,jiashangjingjingyigongliugeren,fenchengliangzu,meizuyouquanzijitiaoxuanliangmingzhiyexuanshoudangduiyou,zheiyangdaqilaikendingredianshizua。”

“……zhei~womenhetonglihaoxiangmeiyouzheiyitiaoa。”

alexdeshengyinyoudianbuyuele,“hetongliyemeishuonimenhuibaochuzheiyangdeshipin。yulesaieryi,wanjiadoushisuijichoude,shuipingyinggaibuhuifeichanggao,wanquanbuyongpa,chufei……”

tadeyuqiyoudianhuaiyidishangyang。

“zheibushishuipinggaobugaodewenti,hetongshang……”lingjiezhengyaozhengbian,huranyigeshengyin**lai。

“meiwenti!wokeyicanjia。”

shuohuadezhengshiqiaojingjing。lingjieyishouwuzhuhuatong,chaotaziyaliezui。

alexyoudianjingxi,“ai,ganggangshuohuadeshi……”

lingjiezheixiaqihunanxia,zhinengshunshibahuashuopiaoliangxie:“shijingjing,tatebiezhichinimenyouxi,pingshifaguanggaofaweibohenjijiniyezhidao,womenkemeinanimenduoshaodaiyanfeia。”

alex:“shishi,dangrandangran,nei……”

lingjiewunaidishuo:“tadoushuomeiwentilewohainenglanzhe?womenshangliangxiajutixijieba。”

shifenzhonghou,lingjieguaduandianhua,biaoqingyixiazikuale,“ni、nizheigeshuipingzenmenengqudaxianchang?douzhaodaoshuofale,fayixiegaozidaidaijiezoujiumeishilea。”

qiaojingjingganggangyizhizaishuashouji,beiepingjiqilexiongxinwanzhang:“woyiqianneishimeihaohaowan,haiyouyigeduoyue,wojiubunenglianchulai?wojiubuxinle,zheibilianchumajiaxianhainan!”

shenyeshierdianduo,qiaojingjingweibohuiyingle。

乔晶晶V:

qishizheizhanjihaisuanbucuole,wodahaowanxiaoqiaogengcan,suoyijianlegexiaohaoquqingtongwan,yiweinengzaiqingtongkairui!jieguo……dajiadouxingqiaowoweishenmejiushiwanbuhaota?

qunzhongyoudianmeng,danshifensifanyingjukuai。

haoqideyikexin:suoyizheishijingjingdexiaohao?buhuiwandeyingxiongjianyigexiaohaoqulianyiweinengnvexinshouquecanzaotusha?haharangwoxiaosanfenzhong。

wedrte~:doukanqingchu,shixiaohaolianyingxiong,nisuoyouyingxiongdouyishangshoujiushua?neizhiyexuanshoudouburunie。

kplguanfangweibojingenershang。

kplwangzherongyaozhiyeliansaiv:

xiageyuedeniandubanjiangdianlishang,wangzherongyaodedaiyanrenqiaojingjingjianghexingyunwanjiamenjinxingyichangyulesai。dajiaqidaiqiaojingjinglaoshidexiaoqiaoma?neikuailaibaominge。

qiaojingjingweibolikezhuanfa。

qiaojingjingv:shuolebuwanxiaoqiao,budaizhidingyingxiongde!

benlailurenqunzhongmenhaiyoudianjiangxinjiangyi,guanfangweibozheizexinxiyichu,fengxiangchedinizhuan。

bushaolurenhuangrandawu,yuanlaiqiaojingjingbushiyouxiwandebuhao,shixiaoqiaozheigeyingxiongwandebuhao。

这里面差别可大了。

benlaima,wangzherongyaojishigeyingxiong,jiusuanzhiyexuanshou,yebukenengmeigeyingxiongdouwandehenhao,hekuangputongwanjia。

lingjieyizhijindingzheweibo,faxiantajuranbuxuyaozhaorendaijiezoule,bushaowanjiazifadichulaixianshenshuofa。

chunshanbozui:wowandaye666,wansheshou,suoyousheshou,jiushizha!wowangzhe21xing。

younishaonian:wangzhe。wojiuxiangzhidaofashigenwoyoushenmechou。yongyuanshuchuchaobuguo15%,meicipaiweishanglaixianshuobudazhongdan。

sanjiaodingli:doufashichabieyehendaa。xiaoqiaowoyebuxing,tuitaiduan……huowuwojiunengkairuiquanchang。

shiqingduanzandipingxilexiaqu,lingjiezhongyusongleyikouqi,yiniutouquekanjianqiaojingjingsihuzaifadai。

tashenshouzaitayanqianhuilehui,“jingjing。”

qiaojingjingkanxiangta:“lingjie,woweixinhenshaojiabushuderen。”

lingjieanweidipailepaitadejianbang,qishizijiyeqidebuxing,“woqudatingdating,shisheizaibeihouzheimeyin。”

“buyongle,shiwozijidewenti,guaibudebeirenzhuazhubabing。”qiaojingjingdaoshihenpingjing。

“fanzhengnibieshengqi,qihuailebuzhide。”

“wocaibuqi,dengzhewoqisitaba。”qiaojingjingmuguangshandong,“lidaoneibiannijixuquzhengqu,youxibangwozhaogekaopuderendaiwolianyixia。zheibiandexihaiyoujitianjiupaiwanle,jiexialaiyizhidaobisaiqian,chuleyijinganpaihaode,buyaojiwoanpaigongzuole。”

lingjieyileng:“wobenlaijiuyaojinifangbangeyuejia,danshidaobisaihaiyouyigeduoyue,niquanbuyonglailianyouxi?”

lingjiexiangdaosunshidejine,xindoutongle,“niyitianduoshaoqian,zhibuzhia。”

qiaojingjingbashoujididaolingjiemianqian,liangzhedepingmushangshitaweiboxiaderemenpinglun,fensimenyituzhiqiandeeqi,zhengxinggaocailiedihuanhuqingzhuzhe。

ruguoyigeyuehoutashulebisai,neibeichaodebujinjinshita,haiyoutamen。

lingjietanlekouqi,mingbaile,“xing,wolaianpai。”

qiaojingjingzhunbeishuijue,mingtianhaiyouyitiandexi,yueshizheizhongshihou,yueshiyaoyouzuihaodezhuangtai。lingjieyehuizijidefangjianxiuxi,buguozoudaomenkouyouyouyuzhehuitou,“neigejingjing。”

“嗯?”

“suiranwoyejuedelianyouxibubilianmajiaxiannan,keshiniyejiushoulejijin,meilianchumajiaxiana。”

乔晶晶:“……”