jiangjinyuezheimeguaiqiao，jihumeizenmefeikoushejiukentingdafurendehuahuijingtuiqin，fumamaduicihenshimanyi。
haizibijingtaixiao，liuzaixiangxiagenghaojiejue，suoyikanzhexuemamabaozhelianggehaizizhanzaimenkouhuishoudaobiedeshihou，fumamahaizhuanmenshuoleyiju。“xuemama，nikeyaokanguanhaohaizi，youshenmesanzhangliangduanxiaoxindafurenguaizui。”
薛妈妈只当她放屁。
erzibaizianglianshangshencaiyiyi，yishuangyanjingheiyaoshiyiyangguliuliudekanleyidaquan，ranhoubaozhejiangjinyuedebozi，qinnidejiaoleyisheng。
“niangqin......”haimeidengjiangjinyueanwei，baiziangkuaisuyouxiaoshengdeshuodao，“niangqinwogangyanzhichulaiyizhongxinxingdeyangyangfen，niyaobuyaodaizhequshishiyaoxiao......”
tahuahaimeishuowan，jiangjinyueshenshouyitui，babaiziangtuikaizijiyimiyuan，pixiaoroubuxiaoyongzhinengliangrentingjiandeshengyinshuodao。
“niliuzhezijiyongba，baiziangniyaoshizaiganjinwoshiyanshikanwobubanidepi，bayangyangfendiujinnidepixiazuzhili。”
baiziangsuolesuofendiaoyuzhuodenaodai，xiaotingle。
nverbaizilizeshiyilianshuiyi，suozaixuemamadehuailibantianmeidongdan，jiangjinyuequbaotadeshihou，tarourouruoruodexiaolianshangfuxianlererenlianxidebiaoqing。
“niangqin，wohaokun。duile，zuoyeneitoudaxiongbeiwoshale，niangqinbuyaowangjiqugexiongzhange，wanlejiubuxinxianle......”
“......”
jiangjinyuenalishiyinweilianggehaizitairuoxiaocaibunengdaia，fenmingshilianghaizitainengzao，yiqiqurangdirentaiyoujiebeixin。
......
machezouledabantian，chelidianlesanchuanghoubeirujiangjinyueyenanshoudelihai，yizhidaowanshanghuanchengshuiluzhihou，zheizhongdianbodeganjuecaishaoweihaodian。
yizhidaodiertianshangwu，tamencaidaolejingcheng。
gudaidejiaotongfangshizhendeshiluohou，zheizhongshihou，zhenxinxiangnianfeijigaotiedabache。
dingguohoufubijiangjinyuexiangxiangdehaiyaoda，qingchendeyangguangluozaigupohouzhongdezitansedamenshang，liangutongsedesuokoudousanfazhezheizuoguzhaidezhuangyan。
zheishijiangjinyuewaizufudefudi，shitajingjingyeyezhenglaidegongye。
zheiyizhenggehoujuefu，conglimiandaowaimian，dougenjiangjiayidingdianguanxidoumeiyou，shenzhicitanggongzhede，yeshimuqindezubei。
suoyi，zheilisuoyingdangshijiangjinyuedejia。
jieguotazheigezhengzhu，quebeinianqulexiangxia，yiqujiufangrenzhesinian，liangeyinqiandoumeijiguoyici。
tamenmeizoudamen，weizheyuanqiangraoleyiquan，zoudeshizuocedecemen，neifumamajinqulehaoyihui，caicongmenlitanchulai，bajiangjinyueyinglejinqu。
yinweishichunsheng，yangguangtouguotianjingluoxialai，zhenggeyuanluoshengjiboboyoubushiqingqu。
qiraobaguaide，jiangjinyuejinlezhuwu，zheicaikanjianjintiandezhengzhu。
yigechuanzhegunzhejinbianbosharuqundexiruonvzi，zhengnazhexianggou，xiaoxindebonongxianglulidexianghui，kanxiangjiangjinyuedeshihou，yanjiaodaixiao，ruoliufufeng。
zheijiushijiangjinyuedejimu，suruoshui，yigejingzhilinglongdejiangnannvren。
果然人如其名。
jiangjinyuelianxiameimu，luchuyigeqieruoyoutaohaodexiaorong。“jianguodafuren。”
“qiaozheihaizi，chuqulesinianjiushengfenle，lianmuqindoubuyuanyijiaole。”
suruoshuiwanzheyanjing，shuodewenwancixiang。
jiangjinyuexiaorongmiantianyouxiuse，zhidangsuruoshuifangpi。
母亲？这词她也配？
fumamahesuruoshuidouyiweijiangjinyuehaixiule。
jiangjinyuebeiliuxialaihecha。
zaqizabadeliaolebushao，suruoshuizheigeren，huabuliushoude，jiangjinyueshitanguoyici，beitabuzhehenjideduoleguoqu，zhihoujiangjinyuejiuzhidelaoshizuozhe，suruoshuiwentashenme，tajiushuoshenme。
tadeyanjikeshizhuanyexunlianchulaide，shaoweiyichuaimojiunengmingbaichuanyueqiantashishenmeyangzi，tajiangyigexiangyaotaohao，queyouqieruo，meishenmezhujiandexiaojiaziqishaonvyandedishuibulou。
yezhiyoufangsonglesuruoshuiduitadejingti，zhihoubaofuqilaicainenggengjiayoushuanggan。
suruoshuihenmanyi，jiangjinyuehaishiyiyanghaonanie。
zuolejiejinyigeshichen，jiejinshangwudeshihou，menfangguolaichuanhua，shuoshilaofurenxiangrangerxiaojieguoquyitang。
jiangjinyuedongledongyijingsuanruandeyao，pixiaoroubuxiaodejihushixiangshengtunlesuruoshui。
zheishentibenlaijiuchanruo，siniandediaoyangneilishihaolehenduo，danshibiaomiankanqilai，haishirouruodeyangzi。
dagainverneibanzhuchilaohudebenshi，quanshitawuxingzhongjiaochulaide。
suruoshuishensedongledong，xiaozherangpozibajiangjinyuedaizoule。
zhuwulijiangjinyuewaipozhudewuzimaosihenyuan，jiangjinyuegenzhezouleshilaifenzhong，gangyaoxiangwenwenhaiyouduojiudeshihou，qianmianlailejigexiaosi，jianbangshangjingrantaizheruanjiao。
laijiaorendemamaqianyikehaiyouyaduanzhuangyisibugou，jiandaoruanjiaozhihoujihushibaozhede，bajiangjinyuesaijinleruanjiaoli，bianzoubianshuo。
“xiaojieninshenziruo，xiangxiadifangyouqingku，yidiandoumeiyangqilai，ninqiaoqiao，laofurenhaishizuiyingxinruan，shuozherangnizouguoqu，jieguowoganglaijiurangruanjiaoyeguolaile，xiaojiea，nikeqianwanbiezaigenlaofurenzhiqile。”
jiangjinyuezuozaibeixixinpujiuguoderuanjiaoli，xintoufaruan，jiulianshengyinyeqingleqilai。
“mamashuode，woxiaodede。”
“xiaodejiuhao......”
zheiyuanzhudechunchengshenmeyangzi，cainengbazijiqinwaizumuqichengzheiyang？
meiyihuier，jiudaolelaofurenzhuzhedeyuanzi，yinweishizuozheruanjiao，laofurenzhijierangrentaijinlezhuwu，jiangjinyueyemeikanjianzheiyuanzidaodijiaoshenme。
jiaoziluodi，jiutingjianyishengjiezheyishengdekesou，haidaizheweiweideqichuan。
jiangjinyuexialejiao，jiuwenjianlenongyudecaoyaowei，wuneichuanghubeibubobaoguoyanshi，toubujinyisifeng，guangxianyehunanbushao。
zheicaoyaoweijiangjinyuedagainengwendechulai，shiyizhongzhiliaokejidechangyongfangzi。
beizheigemamadaizhewangneizou，zheicaikanjianletoufahuabaidelaofurenbanwozaichuangshang，shoulihainazhebaisedejinpa，lianseweiweiluchubingtaidehong，shiganggangkesouchulaide。
laofurenyemeishuohua，jiuzhilezhiwuzilingyijiaoluoderuanta，rangjiangjinyueguoqu。
“wojiaonilai，yemeibiedeshiqing，zijideshentizuizhongyao，niyinggaiyoudianshude。”
laofurenshengyinchenchen，daizheqiyin，yemeikanjiangjinyue，zhishibulengburedeshuolezheiyiju。
jiangjinyuechuanyueqianjiushigewufuwumudeguer，conglaimeiyouxiangshouguoguanyuqinrenderenheyidianwennuan，rujinjianzhelelaofuren，turan，congjiaodibanjiushengchulexuxuduoduodewennuanchulai。
tameishuishangruanta，ershiliangbuzoudaolelaofurenchuangqian，qingbuzijindeguilexialai，jilaofurenkeleyigetou。
“waizumu......”
jiangjinyueyuanxianzhunbeilebushaoshuoci，xiangdaduandechenshujimianqiandekaoshanting，xiangrangkaoshanbangzijiduohuihoufu，jieguozheishihoucaixiangqilai。
zheitama，dezenmejieshiqingchuzijituranzhuanxingdachedawule？zongbunengshenggehaiziguimenguanzouyitangzaixiangxiashenghuolesinian，turanjiuhuiwulezijiyiqiandechunshi？
总得找个借口吧？
wuneisuoyoudouheleyitiao，yuanxianlingjinmendemamalianmangzouguolai，xiangyaochanqijiangjinyue，zuilinianzhe。
“xiaojie，nizheishizuoshenme？kebienonghuailexigai......”
“chulewangpozi，qitaderendouchuqu。”
yizhimeikaikourangjiangjinyueqilaidelaofurenturanshuolezheimeyiju，sihoutangshuidejigeyahuanpoziqiaowushengxidechuqule，daozuihouhaiguanshanglemen。
“你可懂得了？”
laofurenshengyinchenyu，yidiandiandelengmoli，youchuxianlehenduodewukenaihe。
jiangjinyueguizaidishang，toukaodi，zheiyishunjian，qianwanqingxuyebuzhidaoshuyutade，haishishuyuzheigeshentide，rangtabuzijindeweiweizhanli。
“浸月，懂得了！”
jingmoliangjiu，laofurenhudetanleyikouqi，duizhedishangdejiangjinyueshuodao。
“bale，qilaiba，quzuozhehuihua。”
jiangjinyueyesongleyikouqi，guaiguaideshangleruanta，kanzhejihushibanyinzaianchudelaofuren。
laofurenniezhejinpa，yanshenzhizhidekanxiangjiangjinyue，zheiyishunjian，sihushiwennuan，yousihushiailian。
“niniangshigechunhuo，dangchubuguwohehouyedefanduijiajijiangyoucaizheimegelangxingoufeidedongxi，yuanxianhaiyiwei，nizheibeiziyetongyangxinmangyanxiahunhunee......jirannihuile，xiangzuoshenme，jiuquzuoba，waizumuhuibangnide。”
jiangjinyuejihushiyoudianxiangku。
zheideshiduotitoudelaorenjia，caihuishuochuzheiyangdehuaya，tadouyijumeikaikou，renlaofurenbatayaoshuode，yaowendequanjishuolechulai。
这靠山，靠谱！