“哗——”
bingliangcigudeshuicubujifangdepozaishenshang。
shuizhudididadadedazaicizhuandimianshang。
“hahahaha，nimenqiaoqiaotazheigeyangzi，shibushitebiexianggeluotangji？”
“yi，zhenchou！youchouyouzang！”
“jiuzheifuyangzihaixianghewomendexiaoxiaojieqiangnangongshaoye，zhenshiyixiangtiankai！”
“haihunyue？nangongshaoyezenmekenenghuiquni，kendinghuihenituihunde！”
“nenghenangongshaoyezaiyiqidezhinengshiwomenmeilidafangdedexiaoxiaojie，nizheimeyigefeiwuzenmepeihenangongshaoyezaiyiqi！”
“jiushijiushi！tongtongjieninshuoshibushi？”zhijianyigechuanzhexiaofudenvshengzhuantouchanmeideduishenbianshenqingjuaodenvshengshuodao。
youruotongtaizhexingmou，kanzhezuozaidishanglindexiangshiluotangjiyiyangyiyanbufadizhetoudeshenwanqing，buxiedegoulezuijiao。
chaofengkaikou，“shenwanqingashenwanqing，nishuoniyigefeiwuyoushenmezigehexiaoxiaoqiangnangongshaoye？zaojiujinggaoguonilinangongshaoyeyuandian，ganjinbaneihunshijituile，kenijiushibuting。nishuoshuoni，youshihekuni？”
youruotongzouguoqu，ditoukanzheyiyanbufadeshenwanqing，jixiaodao：“daozuihouhaibushizitaokuchima？”
“……”
ditouzuozhederenshizhongchenmobuyu。
youruotongyouxienaonule，“shenwanqing！”
neirenhaishimeiyourenhefanying。
cikeshenhoudejigenvshengturanzaodongle，niyijuwoyijudecaice。
“gaibuhuishisileba？”
“shia，buranweishenmebudongleni？”
“……”
shenhoujijizhazhadechaoderangrenxinfan，youruotongjinsuozhemeitou，henshibaozaodezhuantouchaotamenhouyiju，“doujiwobizui！”
瞬间鸦雀无声。
cishiyouruotongdeshenhouzoulaiyigenvsheng，zhengshizhiqianyilianchanmeidenvsheng。
zhitingneigenvshengdanyoudewenyouruotong，“tongtongjie，zheirensilezenmeban？daogeneilikehaidengzherenni！”nanbuchengtamenyaosonggesirenguoqu？
youruotongzhoumei，“sigepidesi！zheifeiwunayouneimecuiruo！”
shuowan，youruotongmanlianbuyuedechaoshenwanqingshenchuleshou，xiangyaoyibajiuzhushenwanqingdetoufa，rangtataiqitoukanzheziji。
kezheishougangshenchuqu，yizhishidadabingliangdeshouturanqinzhuletadeshougu。
neishoubingliangcigu，chupengdaoyouruotongdeneiyishunjian，tadehanmaosihudouyaocigule。
“啊——诈尸了！”
yishunjian，shenhoudeneijigenvshengjinghuangdejianjiaoqilai。
jiulianyouruotongdouheleyitiao，kedengtahuanguolaideshihou，queduishangleyishuangyoushendeqianchasemouzi。
youruotongjiangzhule，neishuangmouziyinchendekepa，kanqilaiyoudiankongdong，kequemodirangrendanhan。
“shen……shenwanqing？”youruotongyanzhekoushuijiejiebabadekaikou。
mianqiandenvshengmanbujingxindetiaoqilemei，“ng？”
shidadadeduanfanianzaileyiqi，mianrongbiandecangbai，keneichunbanqueyinhongwubi，xiangjileshixuedeemo。
youruotongsuozheyantong，ranhoupinmingdiwenzhuxinshen，“nimeishi？”
“nijuezheni？”shenwanqingtaizhemouzikanzheta。
“meisijiufangkaiwo！”youruotongdeshixianluozaileshenwanqinglaolaoqianzhuzijishouwandeshou，faxianbulunzijiruhezhengtuodouzhengtuobukai，bumiannaoxiuchengnudekaikou。
wenyan，shenwanqingyanglemei，manbujingxindesongkaileshou。
youruotonglimaqishenwanghoutuilejibu，yuanlishenwanqing，zhihouquejianshenwanqingtaizheyoushouchaozijideyifushangcaleca。
neishouzhengshiganggangzhuazhutashouwandeshou。
neiyangzifenmingshizaixianqita。
“ni！”youruotongdengzheyanjing。
shenwanqingmanyouyoudecongneigedishangqilai，jiaojiancenglecengdiban，neiyanshenruoyousuosi。
似乎有点儿滑。