第3章
“wuqi，nibuyaotaiguofenle，fouze，bieguaiwoburennizheigegege。”
wugangcuileyikouxueshui，yanshenshanguoyisiyinleng，poyugenwanguodehezuo，zheicaiyinrenmeiyoufazuo。
“哥哥？”
wuqilengxiaolianlian：“niyanliyaoshiyouwozheigegege，jiubuhuiquwoxinaidenvren，gengbuhuizaiwobeibudeshihouwudongyuzhong。”
beibuzhishi，wuqideneixinshikonghuangde，poqieqipanjialinengzhengjiutachuqu。
raner，tasuoweideqinren，suoweidefuqin，suoweidexiongdi，quandouxiaoshidewuyingwuzong，
yizhidaotabeijiuchu，yeweicengjianyirenchumian。
“wodangshizhengzaigenfuqinsichuzhaoguanxijiuni，shinidengbujisiziyueyu，guaibudewomen。”wugangxinzhongweizhan，jilibianjiedao。
“yuanlaishizheiyang，kanlaishiwocuoguainile。”
wuqilenglengyixiao，muguangluozaisunnuoyadeshenshang。
“neimenini，nidangshizaiweiwozuoshenme？”
mianduiwuqidezhiwen，chizedeyanshen，sunnuoyayanshenbiandeshanduo，liansebiandeyouxieweibai，zuihouhaishiguzuleyongqi，shuochulexinlihua。
“yiqianhuoxushiwobudui，danxianzaiwoaideshiwugang，wodexinlizhiyouta。”
“wozhidaoniguaiwo，henwo，danzheiyiqiedoushinijiuyouziqudejieguo，wosunnuoyahaizuobudaogenyige**fanguoyibeizi。”
“hahaha，**fan，haoyige**fan。”
wuqinujierxiao，xiaoshengzhongchongmanlebeiliang，xintong，fennu。
tamenshenghuoduonian，ruotazhenshiqinshouburudehaosezhitu，taqinengbaocunzheichuzizhishen。
jiusuanruci，nandaoduoniandeganqingjiubunenghuanlaiyicitanjianma？
孙铭说的没错。
他是天下第一蠢货。
aishangleyigexinjidenvren。
“wuqi，jintianshiwodedaxiderizi，xiwangnikanzaiwomenduonianganqingdefenshang，buyaozaihujiaomanchan。”
“jintianwolaizhixianggaosunimen，wowuqishiqude，huiquanbunahuilai，yebaokuozheige。”wuqimuguangsenleng，yibachexiasunnuoyabozishangdexianglian。
xianglianbenshiyidui，liangrengeyouyige，diaozhuishiyimeizuzuanjie，dasuanjiehunshidangzuozuanjielaiyong，zhibuguo，xianzaiyijingmeiyouzheigebiyaole。
“wuqi，**dezhaosi！”
kandaoqizibozishangdeleihen，heyanzhongfanqideleihua，wugangyayidenuhuoshunjianbaofa。
qizibeirenqifu，taruozaibuchushou，yihouzairuhezailuochenglizu。
wuqimuguangyichen，yibazuanzhuwugangxilaidequantou，yongliyila，xigaizhongzhongdedingzaiwugangdexiaofuzhishang，jiangqizhuangfeilechuqu。
kandaodaodiaihao，yiliantongkudewugang，buyuanchudewuhaoliansetieqing，muguanglingli，shentigengshiyinfennuerzhandou。
“chusheng，nigenwogunchuqu。”wuhaosisidingzhewuqi，yachiyaodezhizhizuoxiang。
“hehe，woshichusheng，neiniqibushiye......”
“hunzhangdongxi，ni......”
“nianjidale，jiubieluanfapiqi，henrongyiside。”
“nizi，ni......”
wuhaomengjiuzhexiongkou，xiongqianjulieqifu，yikouqimeishanglai，zhijiehunsileguoqu。
“爸，爸！”
kanzhebushengrenshidefuqin，wugangyanshenhendunudengzhewuqi。
“wuqi，fuqinyaoshichuleshenmeyiwai，wodingrangnifenshensuigu。”
wuqimeiyouyanyu，zhishilengbinglengwangzhehunmizhongdewuhao。
ruobushizheigenanrenzaiwaimianzhanhuarecao，muqinyebuhuiyibingbuqi，gengbuhuihanhenlishi。
ziconglikaineitianqi，tajiufashi，zheigenanrenbuzaishifuqin。
“jizhu，wowuqizheicihuilai，jiushiweileduohuishiqudeyiqie。”
wangzheluanzuoyituandezhongren，wuqiliuxiayijuhenhua，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
“wuqi，niyiweinijintianhaizoudelema？”wuganglenghengyisheng，zhuanerwangxiangtaixiadenanzi：“sunzhudao，zheige**fanshanghaileneimeduowugushaonv，gengyizhasiyueyu，nandaobuyinggaijiangtazhuaqilaima？”
“dui，juebunengfangguozheige**fan，yidingyaojiangtashengzhiyifa。”
“bazheige**fanzhuaqilai，yaoburan，buzhihaiyouduoshaonvhailuorutademozhua。”
“chusheng，**，**fan，ganjinshushoujiuqin。”
wugangdeyifanhua，shunjianyinqilezhongrendegongming，fenfenchuyantaofa，yujiangwuqixianzhuaerhoukuai。
“lairen，bazheige**fanjiwodaihuiqu。”sunzhudaolengshengdao。
wuqirudaodemuguangnushizheweishanglaidejingyuan，shenshangdeliqimengranbaofa。
“我看谁敢动我。”
zheishi，yimingmingmouhaochi，aotuyouzhi，shenzhezhifudenvjingjimangchuyanquanzu。
“wuqi，buyaoluanlai，wozhidaonishibeiyuanwangde，xiangxinwo，wohuibangnichamingzhenxiangde。”
“hehe，nidangwoshazima？
wangningning，wugangdeershihaoyou，duiyuwujiahaowuganqingta,ziranduiwangningningmeiyousihaodexinren。
“nandaonixiangyibeizibeifuzhe**fandemamingma？qingxiangxinwo，wohuihainiyigeqingbaide。yidinghui。”wangningningchengkendao。
wangzheduifangqingchedeyanshen，chengkendeyuqi，wuqiliqixiaosanlebushao，muguangyebianderouhe。
chulemuqinzhiwai，wangningningshiweiyiyigexiangxintaderen。
“xiwangnimeiyoupianwo。”
wuqishenxiyikouqi，huanhuandetaiqileshuangshou。
mianduizheinandexinrenwuqixuanzeletuoxie，fouze，jiusuanqianwangejingyuanqianlai，yexiuxiangliuzhuta。
dangbinglengdeshoukaotaozaiwuqishoushangdeneiyike，wugangyandishanduoyisibuyichajuedelengxiao。
“chunhuo，zhiyaojinlejuzi，wojiuyouyiwanzhongzhengsinidefangfa。”
cishi，zuozaierlouyijiaodenvzi，heshangshouzhongdewenjianjia，raoyouxingqudewangzhewuqi。
“xiaocaimi，meixiangdaoniyeyoubeizhuadeyitian。”
dangwuqixianshendeneiyike，bianyinqilenvzidezhuyi，zheizhangliantataishuxile。
shuxidaomeitianzuomengdounengjiandao。
buguobushixihuan，ershifennu。
“xiaocaimi，meixiangdaowomenyoujianmianle，haizhenshiyouyuana！”
nvzigaohanleyisheng，suihouzaizhongrendezhushizhe，maizhexinggandebufa，yibubuzoulexialai。
“tabushiwanguojituandedaibiaoma？zheimediweizunchongdenvrenzenmehuirenshiwuqizheige**fan？”
“wuqizheixienianjiujingqulenali，zenmehuigenzheizhongdarenwucheshangguanxi。”
“xiaocaimi？nandaowuqigaixingdajiele？erqieshidajielezheiweidameinv。”
wuqimeitouweizhou，sihaoxiangbuqizheigenvrenshishei。
“meinv，bieyiweizhangdepiaoliangjiukeyihushuo，wokeshiyoumingdeshijinqianrufentu。”
nvzifanleyigebaiyan，biyidao：“danshixiaocao，meilefentuzenmehuoni？”