第3章 逸宝给妈咪报仇

bangwanxixidalaishipindianhuadeshihou,suyanhaishixinbuzaiyan。

“mami,nimenzhudejiudiantingputonga,jingranshenmedoumeiyou!”

shipinzhongdexiaonvhaizhazhelianggexiaowanzi,yishenfensegongzhuqun,qiaopikeai。

weileyingfuxixide“chagang”,yibaojiulianbingfudoutuole,yibenzhengjingdizuozaichuangtou。

“suchenxi,nidezuoyezuowanlema?”yibaoguzuoyansu,youzhebutongyuzheigenianlingdelaocheng。

“ge,nizhuanxinbisai,zenmehaiguanwoya?”

“woyijingbushixiaohaizila!”

keshiyibaobuzhunbeiqingyiraoguozheigexiaoyatou。

“wozouzhiqianrangnibeidegushi,beijiwotingting。”

huamianzhongdexiaoyatoushuangshouhuanxiong,duzhexiaozuikaishigaozhuang:“mami,nikangege!”

suyanhuishen,xiaoronggewaifuyan。

“xixi,tingnigegedehua,ganjinbei。”

xixi:“……”suoyiaihuixiaoshideduima?

“suchenxi,kuaibei。”yibaozhenshicaosuilexin。

keshixiayimiao,dangtakandaosuchenxiluchuneijiaohuademuguangshi,jiuyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan。

“咳——”

“gegegege,woyaokaishibeila,niketinghaolou!”

“chuheridangwu……dileimaixiatu……nongminlaiwatu……zhachengerbaiwu!”

“tianyahechuwufangcao……hebifeizaishenbianzhao……benlaichanliangjiuhenshao……erqiezhilianghaibuhao!”

“苏!晨!曦!”

“nizheibeidedoushishenme!”yibaobeiqidemeixintutuzhitiao。

tingzhexixidegulingjingguai,yizhixinqingdichendesuyanyexiaochulesheng。

zheilianggehaizixinggejiongyi,yibaojingruochuzi,guaiqiaodongshideguofen,xixizeshidongrutuotu,henbudebafangdingchaile!

danshizhengyinweiyouzheilianggexiaojiahuoerdepeiban,cairangtazheihuiansuiyuezhongyouleguangliang。

xixitingzheyibaodenuhesheng,zuoleyigeguilian,zhijieguaduanledianhua。

jianci,yibaosongleyikouqi。

“mami,xiximeiyouhuaiyi。”

keyibaojiujiudengbudaosuyandehuiying,tahuanhuantaitou,bianjiansuyanzhengwangzhechuangwaifadai。

yibaodexiaoquantoujinjinzuanqi。

mamiconglaimeiyouzheigeyangziguo,tayidingyaogaoqingchumamizenmele!

jiezheshangcesuozhiyou,yibaonazheshoulideipadkaishikuaisucaozuo。

mamishicongtingyizhuhuilaibiandezheibanshihunluopode,yinggaishizaihuibingfangdelushangfashengleshenmeshihuozheshiyudaoleshenmeren。

xiaoshoufeikuaidilveguopingmu,yichuanchuandaimatiaochu,buguopianke,jintianzoulanglidejiankongjiudanlechulai。

qixianhaisuanshizhengchang,kedangyinanyinvxiangxiechuxianzaijiankongzhongshi,yixianglengjingdeyibaolianshangyechuxianlezhenjing。

shipinzhongdeneigegaodananren,hetazhangdehaoxiang!

congmingdeyibaoxindishengchuyigekepadeniantou。

henkuai,suyanjingkongshishendefanyinggengshiyingzhengleyibaodecaice。

yibaojiqiedianzheyoushangjiaodetuichu,buxiangzaiwangxiakanqu,xiaoquantoujinjinzuanzhe。

xixibuzhiyiciwenguomamitamendebabaqunalile,danshimeicimamidehuidadoushibabasile。

xianzaikanlai,babagenbenbushisile,ershigufulemami!

**!渣男!

butongyupangdexiaopengyouduifuqindeyilai,yibaoxianzaihenshengqi,houguohenyanzhong!

tayidingyaotimamibaochou!

rucixiangzhe,yibaodakaigangcaideshipin,jiequleneizhanglianfangdaoshujukuzhongsouxun。

sanfenzhonghou,nanrenxiangxideziliaodanchu。

yibaodemuguangluozaineiqishijituanzongcaijigezishang,mouguangweian,xiaoshoudaotengdekuai。

nizuoxiangjinshanyinshan,shenbianhaiyoulexinhuanninongwonong!

zheimeduonian,nikezhidaomamishizenmeguolaide?

weileyanghuowohemeimei,jingchangjiabandaolingchen,shentidoukuale!

mamibenyinggaishibeirenhehuzaishouxindexiaoxiannv,xianzaiqueyoudangdieyoudangma,caosuilexin!

yibaoyuexiangyueshengqi,ipadshangshanshuozhedejindutiaozhangxianzhetacishidefennu。

【xitongtishi:zhengzairuqin。】

gebideqishixiaodangxiabianshoudaolegongsihoutaibeiruqindetixing,mouseweihan,kanleyiyanzhengzaijilaoyeziweifandeliuruolin,lengshengshuodao:“wochuliyidianshiqing,ruolin,rangyeyeduochiyidian。”

“hao,niqumangba。”liuruolinshifenwenroudikaikou,genbenmeiyouchajuedaoqishixiaodeyiyang。

loutijiannei,qishixiaochelechelingdai,butonggangcaidewenrou,paoxiaonuhou:“wangluoanquanbumendoushiyiqunfeiwuma?woyangnimenshiganshenmechide?”

“qizong,duifanglaishixiongxiong,womenyijingyonglegezhongbanfalanjie,danshi……”duimianweiweinuonuo,sihuyijingzhidaozijidahuolintou。

qishixiaoyiquanzazaiqiangshang,yandijinshifengkuang。

“quzhaofanghan!rangtajiejue!”

fanghanshiqishixiaodefaxiao,gengshiguojishangyoumingde“heike”,zheidianshiqing,yinggainanbudaota!

gualedianhua,qishixiaoyayibuzhutineidekuangzao,yijiaochuaizailoutijiandetiemenshang。

“一群废物!”

qishixiaojingshenzhuangtaibuhao,qingxuyejiyishikong,yanditiaodongdehuomiaozhangxianzhetaxianzaixiangyaosharendeyuwang!

shifenzhonghou,fanghandedianhuadaleguolai。

“shixiao,meinengzaidiyishijianlanjieduifangdedongzuo,yiqianwanyijingbeizhuanzoule,danshiwozhuidaoletadeipdizhi,jiuzaididoudiyiyiyuan!”