第1章

“使点劲!”

“touchulaile,jiayou,shenhuxi。”

“chulaile,chulaile。”

yizhenshoumangjiaoluanhou,zhangdaihehuanhuanzhengkaiyan。

haimeigaoqingchujiujingfashengleshenmeshi,zhangdaihejiubeituichulebingfang。

menkouyigechuanzhedequeliangzhongshanzhuang,daiyanjingdeshuaiqinanrenzouguolaiwozhutadeshou。

“辛苦了,老婆。”

嗯?

老婆?

laotiannaizheishijitagannaerlaile?

tajidezijilaogongmeineimeshuaia,dayouduyemeile。

还有这种好事?

zhangdaihehaimeigaobuqingchuzhuangkuang,zhinengqingxidiganshoushentidetengtong。

tajiubeiyiqunyishengtuichulebingfang,haimeihuanguolai,shenbianjiubeiyiduixiaotuanzibaoweile。

zheijushentisuzhihaibucuo,jiusuanshigangshengwanhaizi,yenengmianqiangxingdong。

huanshiyiquan,zheiyiyuanbuxiangshixiandaideyiyuan,jianloudejin。

张代荷微微抬起头,

1、2、3……6,

guaiguai,yitailiubao,niubipulasi。

zhangfulinguodongyanjingliangjingjingde:“hehua,nizhenlihai,jiwomenlaolinjiashengle5geerzi1geguinvni。”

啊?

cikezhangdaihedebiaoqingjiuxiangmanlianheidebiaoqingbao,tabujinchuanyuele,haiyichuanlaijiushunshou6gehaizi。

lianshengchandejianxinguochengdoumeiganshoudao。

zhenshiyingleneiju:shunchannayoushunshoukuai。

zhangdaihehuanhuandaliangqizhangfulinguodong。

linguodongshiyigeqizhiruya,xianggedushuren,haichuandeqidequeliangyifu,zuizhuyaojingranshedesongtalaiyiyuanshengwa,

kanlaitamenjiatiaojianyinggaihaibucuo。

duitazheigexifuyebucuo。qimabitaxianshishijieneiyijiazixixueguihao。

zhangdaiheweiweianxin,tiaojianbucuojiuhao。

xiaofanqieshangmianyouhenduoyichuanyueguoqu,jiuyaoheheihuhude,takeshoubulezheizhongku。

yebuzhidaoyoumeiyoutachuanyueyoumeiyoujinshouzhi?!

zhengxiangzhe,zhangdaiheyanqianjiuchuxianleyizhangditu。

zheibushitazhiqianwandezhongtianyouxima?

zijizhongtian,ranhoushouhuo,limianyougezhongshangdiankeyiyongliangshiduihuan。

kandaozijizhiqianduihuandejinbihaiyou,zhangdaihexinlishaoan。

“neige……nihao,zhangfu。”zhangdaihegangadigennanrendazhaohu。

林国栋愣在原地。

“nihao,zhangfu”shigeshenmegui?

xifuyibanbudoushijiaotalinguodongdema

buguotachenjinzaidangdiedexiyuezhong,bingmeiyouxijiu。

buyihuier,yigepanghuhudenvrentizhejunlvsefanhezoujinlai。

nvrenyishenximianbumeiyoubudinghongyifu,mianrongheai,yanjiaomeishenmezhouwen,yikanjiushishenghuomeimanxingfu。

“xiaohea,majiniaolejitang,zhenshixinkunile。”

jiannvrenhezhangfuyouxiexiangsidemeiyan,zhangdaihezhidaozheijiushitadepopole。

“ma,xiexiea。”zhangdaihelimaowenhou。

婆婆李翠花:???

这疯婆娘转性啦?

jintianzenmebugentachaojiale,wangchangkendingyaonaozhechirou,chihaochide。

buguokanzaitajizijiashengle5geerziyigenverdefenshang,licuihuayemeixiangtaiduo。

lehehejizhangdaiheshenglejitang,“wotuorenmailexienaifen,zheimeduohaizinaishuikendingbugou,yishengshuoxiawujiunengchuyuanle,xiaohenikan……”

李翠花犹豫了一下。

liangrenganqingbingbuhemu,anzhaoyiqianzhangdaihekendingyaonao。

shuozijishiyinweishebude,caibujitazhuyuande。

sheizhizheicizhangdaihexinxinranyingxialechuyuan,“xing,maneixinkunibangwomenshouyixiadongxile。”

zhangdaihekanleyanchuangshangde6gewa。

kedebapopohonghaodian,burantahelinguodonglianggerendoubaobuguolai。

造孽啊!

——

zhangdaihehuailibaozheliangge,popolicuihuabaozheliangge,linguodongbaozheliangge。

zhongyuhuidaojia,zhangdaiheganjuezijishoudouyaoduanle。

zheiliangxiaozi,chendiandiande。

“ma,woyaochitaosu。”linguodongchongchufanghandao。

zhangdaihekanleyanzhenghongwadezhangfu,budongshengsedaliangzhouweidehuanjing。

zheihaoxiangshigezhigongsushe,jinlaideshihoutakanjianlelubiandexuanchuanyu。

yejiushishuo,qimatadezhangfushigegongren。

zheigeniandaidegongrenkezhiqianle,zheixiangdangyuzhaolegetizhineide。

zhangdaihemeizizidixiangzhezijiyihoudexingfushenghuo。

shangdianchaojiuwanwudexiaoban,tiaotiaowu,guangguangjie,jianzhibuyaotaimeihao。

licuihuanalaiyihetaosu,liangbeihongtangshui。

“xiaohe,niyechidian,mashangjiuchifanlea。”licuihuakeqidao。

popochuquhou,linguodonglimacouguolaixiaoxixidao:

“xiaohe,nifaxianmei,zicongnishengle5genanwahou,maduinitaidudoubuyiyangle。”

70niandaidezhongnanqingnvhaishihenyanzhongdi,zhangdaihemeifanbo。

buguozhiqiantadeshiguinv,suoyitabukebimiandigengxihuanxiaomianaoyidian。

takanxiangweiyidenvying,neimoyanghetagangchushengdehaiziyimoyiyang,zhangdaiheneixinruandeyitahutu。

tajiuzhehongtangshuichileliangkuaitaosu,duziliyoulebaofugan,renyeyoulejingqishen。

“linguodong,woshengwanhaiziyouxiejibuzhushi,ninenggenwojiangjiangwomenjiajibenqingkuangma?”zhangdaihejuezhezui,youxiebukaixindao。

linguodongchongnidixiaolexiao:“doushuoyiyunshasannian,haizhenshibucuo。”

“zanliangdoushichanglizhigong,woshijishugongchengshi,nishifangzhichangnvgong,manituixiule,nijiushidingtimagongzuode。”

“现在想起来没?”

linguodonggualeguatabizi。

zhangdaiheyuanbenshigebaoma,banyeqilaikanhaizideshihoubuxiaoxincusi,chuandaoletongmingtongxingdezhangdaiheshenshang。

tayuanlaidezhangfuxiaoxiancheng4kgongzi,meitianzaochuwangui,taniyigerendaihaizi。

meirenbangchen,jiuzheiyangjizijiaosile。

suoyizhangdaihechuanguolaidediyifanyingbushipazijijiaren,yebushipashenghaizi。

就是怕嫁个穷的。

fanzhenggenshei,jieguozuihoudouyiyang。

neitahaiburuxuanzeyigeyouqiande。

xianzaikanlai,zheigejiahaibucuo,poponengbangchen,youzijidetuixiujin,zhangfuhaishigejishugongren。

zijiyeshigongren,rizibiyiqianhaiyaohao。

rizijiuzheimeyitiantianguozhe,zhangdaiheshengde5genanwashoudaolejiefangsilindexianmujidu。

meitiandouyourenshangmenxihanxihanzhei5genanwa。

“nishuozheinvwazizanenlihaini,yixiazisheng6ge,haiyou5genanwani。”

“sheishuobushini,woyaoshiyeyouzheimeminghaojiuhaole。”zhishengleyigenvhaidenvrensuanliuliudao。

……

linguodongtingzhebierendegongwei,xinliyehenkaixin。

talezizijihaizichongnaifen、xiniaobu,xiyifu。

zhangdaihetangzaichuangshang,kanzheyuanzilihengchihengchixiyifudepopo,shoumangjiaoluanhuanniaobudezhangfu。

tajianjianyishidaolebuduijing。

“ma,laodayouniaole。”zhangdaihechongmenwaihandao。

“来了来了。”

licuihuayishounazheniaobu,yishounazhenaifen,xiankailianzizoujinlai。

kanzhepopoyandidewuqing,zhangdaiheqiangrenzhexiaoyi,youxiexinxudibuganhepopoduishi。

youshiyizhenshoumangjiaoluanhou,zhongyumanghaole。

licuihuazhengzhunbeizuoxiachuankouqi。

laosanchekaisangzikaishiku,tayiku,qitawugeyegenzheku。

linguodongbaoqishoubianlianggekaishihong,licuihuabaozheliangge。

hongyihuier,youhuanlingwailiangge。

fanfanfufu,zhouerfushi,zongyehongbuhao。

zhangdaihejixiangxiao,youxiangku。