第1章
22shijigangchuleyikuanchuanyueyouxi，zhenrentiyangan，shifen**，youduozhongrenwuxuanze，zuoweixinshou，shuyuzhijiedianlezuijiandandeyigerenwu：zhongtianfajia。
zuoweixiandaiyixueyuanboshi，zhongcaoyaowanquanbuzaihuaxia，haobuyouyudianlequedingjianhou，diannaopingmuyihei。
“woqu，bing......”
huameishuowan，yizhenxuanyunganxilai，suizheshentichenfuniudong，tashiquzhijue。
【ding，gongxisuzhubeidalibaozazhong！huodeyicigudaiyou，xiwangsuzhuwandekaixin！】
dengdeng，shenmegudaiyou？tadeduoyanghuarencanhaimei......
youyicishentibeikongzhi，qiangliedejiyaganfangfoyaobatasaijinrongqili，shuyuzhenhenbudeduolezijideshou，meishixiadianshenmeyouxi，zhengxiangzhe，shentihuranfangkong，shufulebushao，danjinjinshiyishun，tajiufajuelebuduijing。
meidengdanaofanyingguolai，zuiyijingbutingkongzhidesihanchusheng。
meichiguozhuroujianguozhupao，shuyushenxiyikouqi，chengzhebangeshenzizuoqi，muguangxiayi，shunjianshayan。
xitong，weishenmechuanzaiyigezhengzaishengchandeyunfushenshang？nitemeshibushiyoubing？
【suzhu，baochiliqi，shenhuxi。】
shuyumeiliqimale，tong，neiwufayanyudetongyizhenzhendeyongshanglai，kanzhehaituqideduzi，tashenzhinvrenshenghaizijiushiguimenguanzouyizao，bunengdayi。
yelaibujixianggengduo，gongsuodezhentongtongbianxiashen，tagenjuxitongdetixingdiaozhenghuxi，yongli。
suizheshijianxiaoshi，tashentiyijingtouzhi，yangshuiyesuoshengwuji，zaishengbuxialaitahehaizikongpayaoyishiliangming。
meibanfale！zuanjinjiandao，zaiyishihuansanqian，tawangzijidetuishanghenhenyizha，xialesishou。
dunshidejutongrangtaqingxingyifen，qiangyaozheya，ganjuedaoxiashenyikong，tahuchuyikouzhuoqi，chengzheshentijiandiaoqidai，kexiashendeganjuegaosuta，haiyouyige？！
系统，你大爷！！！
【buguaiwo，woyeshibeishedingdechengxu。】
shuyubashedingrenzuzongshibadaidouwenhouleyibian，haozaidiergemeineimenanshengchan，shunlibalianggehaizishengxia，tazhijietanzaichuangshang，suizhechuangzhizhixiang，tabudebukanxiangzheihuiqiangtubi，jiajubuchaoguosange，yijiaotubupingdenibadi。
taxileyikouqi，meiweier，chaoweier，haiyouyiguzihunzadechouweierzuanjinbiqiang，taexinzuoou。
zaikanzheifangzisihuyaotaxialai，22shijitazhizaizhaopianshangjianguozheizhongfangzi！
haixiangyaofajiazhifu？jianzhijiushizaizuomeng
yigejiezheyigededaji，tashiwangdebishangyan，yuanzhudejiyiyezaizheigeshihouquanwangtadenaoziliguan。
weihunxianyun，ganchujiamen，zaorenbaiyan，kubukanyan，haozaitaniangshengqiandehaoyoushouliuta，cainengshunlidehuodaochanzi。
tagangjieshouwan，mencongwaibeituikai，jinlaiyigenianjiyuemosanshihaoji，guozhetoujin，shencaixianxidenvzi，laoshidemianrongmanshicuoe。
“你，你生了？”
kandaolairenyujiyizhongderenlianzhonghe，shuyusongxiakouqi，yankuanglimahongle，“lushen，nikehuilaile。”
ludalikanzhehaizijiuxinteng，mangduanzheretangshangqian，“haoguniang，nixianhetangxiuxizhe，shengxiadewolai。”shuozhetamaliudedalaireshui，jihaizicashiwan，youyongzhunbeihaodecububahaizibaoguoqilai。
zheiqijian，shuyuhewanleyidawantang，huifulexiexuliqihou，shizhexiachuang，jizijishenshangyejiandanshoushi，niannianhuhudehennanshou。
kanzhetaliansehaishicanbai，ludaliyanzhongmanshixinteng，“qiaonishengwanhaizi，gengshoule，benlaixianhuaikanzhehaihao，zheiyixiakongkongdangdangde，yanqianderenersihunengsuishibeifengchuipaoqu。”
shuyuziwodaliangyiyan，renbuzhukuxiao，haiweikaikou，jiutingmenwaizamen。
bushiqiao，neiyizhendezamensheng，henbudebamenxiankaige。
ludalishiyishuyuhaohaoxiuxi，zijiheizhelianchulefangjian，bianzoubianma。
“xiaodeshihouniniangmeijinibangshoushibushi，zheimezuo......”
tadeshengyinjiaranerzhi，kanzhemenwaiyongdongderentou，shayanle，“nimenlaiganshenme？”
chongzaiqiantoudenanrenshengaoqichichuanzhezongsedeyipao，yuanrundelianjinxianfutai，zheishishuyudeqindieshuyuan。
genzaitashencedenvrenlianshangtumanzhifen，mingmingyijingsishiquehaishenzheyanlidefense，shishuyuanqudexuxianliuhong。
meikandaoxiangjianderen，shuyuanzhiwen，“haizini？”
“shenmehaizi？”ludalilijichayaotingxiong，zixingguzuleshuohuangdeqi，zheinanrenlaizhaohaizi，kendingmeihaoshi。
“biexianghuwo，nizheijiriyizhizaizhaowenpo，yidingshitabahaizishengxialaile，jiuzaiwuzilishibushi？shuyu！nizheigeniezhang，haibubahaizijiaochulai？”shuyuanzhongqishizudeshengyinzhensheyunxiao。
wuneideshuyu，shentiyizhibuzhudezhandou，neishilaiziyuanzhutianshengdekongju，zicongwusuishiniangsile，tazaineigejialibujinyaoganhuo，haidongzhebeidama，zheizhadiehounianggenbenbubatadangren。
“zheishiwojia，niyaoshuahunqunijiaqu！”ludaliyebushichisude，sangmengaiguoleshuyuan。
“neilimianshiwoguinv。”shuyuanbanbubukenrang。
“zaojiubushile。”shengyinlaiziwunei。
shuyudakaimen，zhanzaimenwaidangzhu，yifangzheixierenxianghaitadehaizi，suishuomeijinglishiyuehuaitai，danzheilianggehaiziyeshitazouguimenguanhuanlaide，neijiushitashenshangdiaoxialaiderou！
“bahaizijiaojiwo，zheizhongbumingbubaidedongxijiuyinggainisi。”shuyuanlishengmingling，kanzheshuyudeduzijiuzhidaohaiziyijingshengxia。
shuyulengxiao，zhishita，“niyaogan，woxianshaleni。”
tasuizaixiao，queshifenrenzhen，rangrenbuhuihuaiyitazuobuchulai。
shuyuanyileng，haizhenbeihedaole，liuhongjianzhuang，ganjinzhuangletayixia，roushengkaikou，banyancimujiaose。
“zheihaizibijinglailibuming，niyaoshiliuzhe，jiuyibeiziyebiexiangjiarenle，nicaishibasui，dahaonianhuazenmenengbeihaizihuile？
nidieyeshixintengni，bushifeiyaonisihaizi，zhidaonixinteng，nidiehuibanghaizizhaoyigehaorenjiade。”
shuyuanlimawenhelexuduo，jiehuadao，“zheihaizimaile，nigenwohuijia。”
huanjuhualaishuo，youhaizizai，tamenbuhuirenshuyuzheigenver。
genzhelaikanxidexiangqinmen，juedezheishigeliangquanqimeidebanfa，fenfengenzhequanshuo。
“niyigenvwawa，yangzhezheiyigehaizi，tainanle。”
“quhaorenjialibubigenzhenichikuhaoma？”
shuyubuqingchuxiangqinmendaodishibushiweilezijihao，dantadezhadiehouniang，jueduibukenengzheimehaoxinchang，“maijishei？”
“镇长。”