正文部分 第1章:你以为我是很好说话的人?

热……

muangeganjuezijideshentixiangshibeidahuozhikaozhe,tineifangunderelang,rangtananshoudebukemingzhuang。

hunandefangjian,chichandeliangren,cuzhongdechuanxi,jiulianfangjiandewendudouzaijiejiepansheng。

tabuzhidaozheigenanrenxingshenmingshei,yebuzhidaoshizenmejinlaidezheigefangjian,mannaozidoushilingyifujiaodiezaiyiqidehuamian。

yidiguntangdelei,jiuzheimecubujifangdeluolexialai。

jintiantashengri,tabenlaishiguolaifutaweihunfuchenhaifengdeyue,quemeixiangdao,baojianmenmeisuo,rangtazhuangjianletayuzijimeimeimuyunruidegouqiezhishi。

她好恨。

neiyike,taxiangdebushibatamenfenkai,yongzijijinshengdezunyanqusapozhiwen,ershixiangyaoyiqizhidaohaishibishen。taxiangyaobaofu,fengkuangdebaofu。

jiuxiangzheiyang,dajiasheiyebuqiansheide,haoxiangzheiyangtajiunenghaoshouneimeyidiandianside……

却没想到一次中奖。

lianggeyuehou,tahuaiyundexiaoxibujingerzou。

muyunruiguyijingchadao:“jie,zheihaizidoubazhoule?neishihounigenhaifenggehaimeifenshouba?yuanlainineimezaojiuyijingchuguile?nizheimezuoduideqihaifenggema?”

muangekanzhemuyunrui,lengxiao:“niyaodianlianba!”

dangchuweileguquanbicidelianmian,tazhitilefenshou,meibatamenzuodeneixieexinshishuochulai,daomeixiangdaotazheimebuyaolian,haiganzaiti。

“jie,nizheishishenmeyisi?nigenhaifenggeconglaimeizaiyiqiguo,xianzaiqueyoulehaizi,zanmendaodishisheibuyaolian?”muyunruilizhiqizhuang。

muangeqifendao:“ni!womenmeizaiyiqiguo,yebushinipashangwoweihunfuchuangdeliyou!”

muyunruiyanzhongkuaisushanguoyimoxinxu,tameixiangdaomuangejurandangzhebabademianbazhenxiangshuolechulai。

tazhizhemuange,bagaoleyindiao:

“nishaozaineihushuobadao!nibiezijibujiandian,jiubabierenxiangdegenniyiyang!neiwanniyiyeweigui,diertianjiugenhaifenggetuilehun。woshiweileliangjianenggoushunlilianyin,caidaitinidayinggenhaifenggezaiyiqide,nijiusuanbulijiewodekuzhong,yebunengzheiyangyuanwangwoa?”

tabiankubianshuo,shengleijuxia。

zuozaiyibiandejimuliwenlanguomuyunrui,yebuyuedekailekou:“angeya,nishuohuakeyaojiangzhengjua!nibuzaihuzijidemingsheng,kenimeimeihaixiao,nizheimewumieta,rangtayihouzenmezuoren?”

muangenujifanxiao:“woqinyankanjiantamenlianggeguihunzaiyiqi,haiyaowojinimenzhaojiankongma?”

“啪——”

tadehuayingangluoxia,lianshangjiuailezhongzhongdeyibazhang,rangtabanzhangliandoushimade。

muangewuzhelian,nanyizhixindikanxiangdatadenanren:“ba,nidawo?”

“nimeimeishiweizheijiacaixishengzheimeduo,daoshinizijichuquguihungaodaleduzi,naoderenjinjiezhi!nihaihaoyisishuonimeimei?wodelaoliandoubeinidiuguangle,muangewogaosuni,ganjinqubahaizidadiao,fouzenijiujiwogunchumujia!”

muzhenguobiaoqingxionghen,zizizhuxin。

muangehuxiyizhi,zheishitadebaba,batacongxiaopengweizhangshangmingzhudebaba!

kezicongmamaguoshi,neiduimunvdengmen,tababajiuchenglebierendele,zheigejia,yebuzaishitadejiale!

tayankuangzhuore,bijianfasuan,shengyinqueyichangjianding:“woshibuhuidadiaohaizide。”

“nijuranhaixiangliuzhezheigeyezhong?”muzhenguonuwen。

muangeyiziyijudao:“zheishiwodehaizi。”

“neinijiugennidehaiziyiqigunchumujia!congjinyihou,wojiudangmeiyouguonizheigenver,jiwogun!”muzhenguoshouzhizhemenkoudefangxiang,qijibaihuaidehandao。

muangekanleyanmuzhenguo,youkanleyanzaishafashangxingzailehuodemunvliang,suihoulengmozhuanshen,zoudeyiranjueran。

“e^,baba,nibuyaozhendeganzoujiejiea……jie,nibiezou,dengdengwo。”

muyunruihuranhuanshangyifuzhejidezuilianzhuilechuqu。

daoleyuanzizhongjian,zhishengxiajiemeiliangren。

muyunruiyebuzaiweizhuang,deyichusheng:“nibuxiangzhidaohaizidefuqinshisheima?”

muangedunzhujiaobu,miyan:“neigenanrenshinizaojiushejihaode?”

muyunruichangkuangdexiaolejisheng:“hahaha,haibushama,weilerangnitiyandangnvrendelequ,wokeshishafeikuxin,hualewoyiwankuaiqianni!jiushitianqiaodixianeigeyaofandeqigai,zhidaoba?tayitinghaiyouzheihaoshidunshilehuaile,wopatasihoubuhaoni,jiuzainineibeijiulijialedianhaodongxi,zenmeyang?jiejieyongdekehao?”

muangewenyanshuangshouwojin,henhendidengzheta:“wojiumeijianguonizheimeexinderen!touwodenanren,bazhanwodebaba,zaiwodejialihaibuxiaoting!shibushiwoderenrangrangnichanshengleshenmewuhui,yiweiwoshihenhaoshuohuaderen?”

shuowan,tachaozhemuyunruidelianshangdaleguoqu!

yilianlianggeerguangshandemuyunruizhijieshuaidaozaidi,muangequehaibujiehen,jiuzhetadetoufayibajitazhuaileguolai!

“wojintianjiudasinizheigebuyaoliande**!”

tashizhenqifengle,neiyiketahenbudenongsita!

raner,jiuzaitagenmuyunruisichezhiji,huranyourencongbeihouyigedalidelache,rangtazhenggerenbushoukongzhidexianghoudaoqu!

zaidaodizhiqian,taxiayishidiyongshoubaozhuduzi。

muangexinyouyuji,xinghaoshi**xianzhedi,ganggangchayidianshuaidaohaizi。

muzhenguonuhou,“nizaiganshenme?”

muangeyanzhongyishanershideshiwang,tadoubuganxiangxin,ganggangbatashuaichuqudenanrenshitadebaba,tahaihuaiyoushenyuna。

“ba,zheigejiaruoyoutamenniangliangzai,jiubiexiangxiaotingle。”

muzhenguoyinchenzheyizhanglian,nudao:“shiyounizai,zheigejiacaibuxiaoting。”

muyunruijianzhuangjimangpudaomuzhenguohuaili,weiqukusu:“baba,wojiushixiangbangniliuxiajiejie,danjiejiebulijiewo,haishuowoqianglehaifengge,shuowohemamaqiangleni,bazhanlemujia,rangwohemamagun。”

muzhenguoqingfuzhemuyunruidehoubei,anwei,“nishiwodenver,nimamayeshiwomingmeizhengqude,wokansheigangannimenzou?”

takanzhemuange,yiyousuozhidao。

muangekanzhewozaitababahuailixiaodedeyidemuyunrui,xinhuranjianjiuliangle,yigunongzhongdesuanseyongjinyankuang,tashenshentilekouqi,qingshengdewen:“ba,nishibushiwangle,woyeshinidenver?”

muzhenguowenyanlengzhu,kanzhetaneishuangshoushangdeyan,queyezhishizhanglezhangzui。

muangewushengdegouqizuijiao,sichaosifeng,tajiannanzaidishangqishen,fuzheduziyibuyibuchaozhemenwaizouqu。

zheigejia,zaiyemeiyoushenmehaoliuliandele。