第4章

第4章

liuyuanyuanzhidaozijishuocuohuale,chuodaolegunanzhideshangxinchule。

tahuranxiaoxixishuo:“aiya,zhaoshani。dengwozhengdaqianledainiquzhaoxiaoxianrou。”

顾南枝被逗笑了。

liuyuanyuannieleyibagujunshengnennendexiaoliandan,yanlekoutuomo:“xiaoxianrouduohaoa。nikan,wodenanpengyoukenengxianzaihaizaiyoueryuanheniunaini。”

“噗!”

gujunshengzuilideniunaipenlechulai。

tahenbumandiduokailiuyuanyuandemozhua,yibenzhengjingdishuo:“yuanyuanyi,wocaiwusuia!dengwozhangdalenijiulaole,erwobuxihuanlaonvren。”

这下换刘媛媛喷了。

taniezhegujunshengdexiaoliandan,ningxiao:“nishuosheishilaonvrena?bawosongnideaotemanhaijiwo。”

guwanqingtiantiandipuguoqu:“yuanyuanyi,niranggegejinixiegebaozhengshu,yihoubazuishuaidepengyouliujini。”

liuyuanyuandaxi:“haoa。junjun,kuaiqujiwoxiebaozhengshu。yihounizhangdalebanizuishuaidepengyoujieshaojiwo。”

yidayixiaoxiaoxixidanao。

gujunshengyaozheniunaihezidexiguan,henbuxiedituchulianggezi:“wuliao!”

gunanzhichenzhezheigegongfuganjinxiachufangzuowancan。zhaojiushipaomian+qingcai+jidan。

liuyuanyuanchijing:“nanzhi,nijiujinilianggebaobeichipaomianjiajidan?”

gunanzhizhizhewanli:“limianyoutanshuiyoudanbaizhihaiyoushanshixianwei,wobaiduguole,paomianmeiyoufangfuji,haizichilemeishi。”

liuyuanyuanzhinengrenmingdiduanqiwankuaichileqilai,danlianggebaobeiquechideyidianyijiandoumeiyou。

xiwandeshihou,liuyuanyuankaozaichufangmenbianhegunanzhixianliao:“nizhendewanglehaizibashisheia?”

gunanzhidianlediantou:“woshengchandeshihoudachuxue,haoburongyibaozhuyitiaoming,xinglaihouyishengshuowonaobuquexuexiukeguo,youxieshijiuwangle。wozhizhidaojunshenghewanqingshiwodehaizijiuxing。zhiyuneigesuoweideshengfu......suanle,wojuedejirannengwangletashishei,gujiyebushihenaiba。”

刘媛媛耸了耸肩。

tashizairguoliuxuedeshihouhegunanzhichengweipengyoude,dangshigunanzhiyijingyoulelianggehaizile。

zheicigunanzhihuiguomeidifangzhu,liuyuanyuanzhudongbazijidedanshengongyujiejitazhuyizhenzi,dengtawendingxialaizaibandayidiandefangzi。

buguoliuyuanyuanyinyuejuedegunanzhiyiqiandebeijingyinggaibujiandan,buranyebuhuizairguozuihaodesirenyiyuanshengchan,zaijiashanglianggechaogaoyanzhi,zhishangbaobiaodexiaohaizi,neishengfuyinggaijiyinbuchaa。

liuyuanyuankaishibaguale:“woshuonanzhi,niwaertamenbabahuibuhuishenmedalaoa?huozheshishenmeguojijuxingmote。ninandaojiubuxiangchayichazijideguoquma?”

gunanzhixiwandeshoudunledun,suihoushuo:“bule。wozheiyangyetinghaode。”

......

fangjianli,cishiliangxiongmeizhengzaiheji。

guwanqingduigegegujunshengshuo:“ge,nibujuedejintianjiandaodeshushuhuibuhuishiwomendediedi?”

gujunshengpanghuhudexiaoshouzhengzaipingbanshangfeikuaianzhe,yixingxingdarendoukanbudongdedaimafeikuaidizaipingmushanggundong。

tatouyebutai:“nizheihuameicikanjianzhangdeshuaideshushudoujuedeshiwomendediedi。zairguonidourenleqibashigediedile,gaodemamidoupalenile。”

guwanqingbumanduzhexiaozui:“biedexiaopengyoudouyoudiedi,woyexiangyouyigema。zaishuonibujuedejintianjiandaodeshushuhenizhangdeyoudianxiangma?”

gujunshengshouzhidongledong,naqipingbanjiguwanqingkan。

guoranpingbanshangchuxianmuchaobeibaidubaike。

tameihaoqidishuo:“nikankanjiuzhidaotabukenengshiwomendediedide。wangshanggenbenmeiyoutajiehundeziliao,zhiyoutayougesishengzidexinwen。neigesishengzijiushiyibanxinlaidezibiertong——muyunjunxiaotongxue。”

guwanqingbumanle:“junjungecaibuzibini!”

“tahaihewoshuohualeni。”guwanqingbaozhebabiwawa,yaotouhuangnao:“junjungeyihoujiushiwodepengyou。wokanjianyibandebaifumeixianghetashuohua,tadoubulita。”

gujunshengzhoumei:“baifumeihuidaren,nikebuyaoweileneigeshenmejunbeitada。buguotayaoshidani,woyidinghuibaohunide。”

zheishi,gunanzhizoulejinlai。gujunshengganjinbapingbansuiyidianlexia。pingbanshangchuxiandaitoudainaode“zhiwudazhanjiangshi”youxi。

gunanzhiwen:“nimengangcaizaishuoshenmeni?”

guwanqingxiaomimidishuo:“mami,womenzaishuojintiandeshushuhenshuai,kebukeyidangwomendediedi?”

gunanzhitouteng:“jintiandeshushushibierendediedi,womenbunengqiangbierendediedide。neishibudaodedexingwei。”

gujunshengyibenzhengjingdeshuo:“mamiwochaguoziliao,neiweishushumuqianshidanqinbaba,zichanshangbaiyi。taruguozuowomendediedi,maminijiubuyongzheimexinkule。”

“噗嗤!”

luguodeliuyuanyuantingdaozheijuhuabakoulidechapenlechulai。

tazhizhelianggehaizi,duizhegunanzhihahadaxiao:“nizheilianggebaobeihaizihahaha......taiyouchuangyile......”

gunanzhigangadechadianyongjiaozhikouchusanshiyitingle。zijidehunyindashibudanguimicaoxin,zijilianggehaizihaitiantianrangzheyaorangtajitamenzhaodiedi。

guwanqingtiantiandiduiliuyuanyuanshuo:“yuanyuanyi,haojunshushuyebucuoa。suiranyoudianbukaopu,danshimianmianqiangqiangyekeyijieshaojiwomarenshiyixia。”

liuyuanyuankaishijuliekesou。

zheihaizidoushuodeshishenmehulangzhici?

tadageshineizhongyuelaoyonggangsishengqianxiandounengzijibengduandediqingshangzhinan。

tabushibuxiangjieshaozijidedagejizuihaodeguimi,shizaishitapazuihouzijihegunanzhideyouyizuihouhuiyuyidan。

guoran,renxiaoguidadegujunshengzhoumeiduimeimeiguwanqingshuo:“mamibuxihuanhaojunshushu,buguowogangcaizaiguoneizuidadehongniangwangjimamizhucelevvvipyouzhihuiyuan。henkuaijiuyouhenyouzhidedanshennanrenzhaomamiyuehuide。”

gunanzhiyaobengkuile:“zheishishenmeguia?junjun,nizhende......”

tayibaqiangguoerzidepingban,kanleyiyandunshichadianyuandibaozha。

guoranzaiguoneizuidadehongniangwangshang,tamomingqimiaochenglezuigaojidehuiyuan,erqiehaiyougezhongmeimeideshenghuozhaohewanzhengdeziwojieshao。

taqiazherenzhong,shuangmuwushenduiliuyuanyuanshuo:“nitiwokanxiatamen,jinwanbierangwoerzipengrenhedianzishebei......qingqing,yihounizaishuoyijuyaozhaodiedi,wojiumeishounidebabiwawa!”