002 你有老公

suqiroushengwen,“shangwujiudianzenmeyang,zanmentantanhezuo。”

“wokendingqianni,dajingjiren,renjiabuqujiudianma,nibushishuoniyougedabieshu?woxiangqunijia。”linximenghanxiudaiqie。

hetongdequezaibieshu,erlianghuangtangxiadu,suqixianlezheigeda**zi,“xingba,meirendaihuijia!”

buguotayunshen,haishidalegedianhua,ranglikaisonglegerenguolai,yifangwanyiba。

chedengximie,haohuabieshuyipianheian,suqienzhiwenkaimen。

gangzoujinqu,linximengjiubatapudaozaimenbian,jiaoshengruanyu,“qige,woduiniyijianzhongqing,niyoumeiyoushuai!”

“dengdeng……”suqishoumangjiaoluandezulan,tasuiranluziye,fangdangbujiaiziyou,dantahaimeiqinguonvrende。

“haidengshenme?qinqin~”

“我没刷牙。”

“我不嫌弃!”

“我嫌弃。”

啪嗒——!

dahuojichenchendeshengyinzaizheijijingdekongjiangewaixiangche,qiheizhongyicuhuomiaodianran!

顿时空气一静。

linximengshuadebaozhuta,haipadao,“nijiayouren!jizhe?buhuishijizheba!”

suqi:“shei?!”bukenenga,tachumenqiantedibayongrendouzhikaile。

pa,suqixunsudakailedeng。

nanrendeshengyinbujinbumandichuanlai,dichendekepa,“changqing,qujitamaigeyashua!”

常青???

瑟瑟发抖!

suqishunshengmengdekanguoqu,shayanle——

taketingdeshafashangzuozheyigenanren,yichanggaoda,qichangjuelun,tazhangtuijiaodie,dongjingzhijianjieshichenliandezungui。zuizhongyaodeshitaneizhanglian,basuqikanmengle。

tahunquanduoshaonian,huoyanjinjing,keweikanbianrenjianmeinan。

danzheigenanren,wuguanjuelundebuxiangrenjianjipin,taitemeshuaile!

zuoweiyigeyankong,taguile。

qiangxinglahuisixu……suqidengledengmou,jinzhoumeitouhewen,“nishishei!nizenmehuizaiwojia?”

“niyoushishei,shenmeshenfen?”

“woshilingsinandelaopo,zheishitadefangzi!”

nanrenweilianzhemoudanyanhui,zhijiexiuzhang,dongzuoyouya,danganjingle,caitaiqineishuangshenbujiandideyanjing,“woshilingsinanbenren。”

苏绮:???

苏绮:!!!

“……”

changmianshunshijianbiandeyiyannanjin。

安静如鸡……

十分难堪……

haishilinximengcongcongjiulechang,yibazhangfennudishanxianglesuqi,“niyoulaogong?nizheigepianzi!”

苏绮:我他妈?

我这不是……

“wohenni!”linximengkuzhezhuanshen。

“ximeng!nitingwoshuo,zheishigewuhui……”suqitoutengnaoredejieshi。

changqingmomodekanbuxiaqule,taitaizheiye……taiguofenle。meikandaosanyetoudingdoumaoqingyanlema,jingranhaitianbuzhichidiwanliudisanzhe,taizhale!

nanrendandandexilezuihouyikouyan,zhanqishen,yingjunrubingdiaodeliankuokanbuchuqingxu,kongqiquezai‘shuashuashua’jiangzhibingdian,taqichun,“shifenzhonghou,wohuiwoshi!”

他走向书房。

linximenglinbaopaochudamen。

ketinglishunshianjingrugou。

suqiwuzheweizhongdelian,renshengdiyicichuguijiubeizhuojiandangchang,xinliweiqudebilegou。

wanwanmeixiangdao,lingsinanjingranbushigezaolaotou?

haishigerongmaojingren,zhengzhishengniandejunmeishunan?!

苏颜你去吃粑粑!

“ke。taitai,ninganjinshangquba!sanyedongnushifeichangkepade,ninhaohaorencuo,nulitaohao,zheiduanhunyinhaishikeyiwanjiude。”changqingzouguolai,kukoupoxindetidian。

takanlesuqiyiyan,huosupaoxiangdamenkou!

“……”

jiranzheiduanhunyinhaikeyiwanjiu,nitemepaoshenme?neiyanlide’shengsiyouming‘shijigeyisi?

suqineixinyouxiedanzhan,aitanyisheng,qiangpozijilengjingxialai,shenshidushi。

lingsinanbushizaolaotou,jichengyichanshibukenengle,danlihunyirankeyifengekeguandecaichan,suoyizheihunyintahaidewanjiu,bixuwanjiu!

zhulishuo,haohaorencuo,nulitaohao?

suqishigeyidianjiutouderen……tashunshijiudongle!

tachunjiaoweigou,kuidezijiyousuanjizhunbeilehouzhaoer。

suqilikedaomenwai,bachelidexiaonanshengqingchulai,qiaoleyantachunhongchibaidexiaomoyang,likaihuitiaoren。

tabarendaidaoloushangdezhuwo,xiaoyingyingdexianggelaomazi,“biejinzhang,qianwokendingjigou,zhiyaonibatahonggaoxingle,denghuizuitiandian……”

zhengshuozhe,menkouchuanlaichenwendejiaobusheng,nanrenbitingzhuojuedezoujinlai,hunshentouzheganjinglenglie。

“kuaijiaosanye!”suqiganjinzhi。

xiaonanshengtaitou,yishijiuhonglelian,niunieleju,“sanye~”

lingsinanzhangtuiyidun,kanqingzheiqingxing,raoshisulaitaishanbengdingbugaimianse,cikeyemianfuheishuang!

nanrendanshou**kudai,xikusuizhichengqidangbu,henyouxing。tachenjingbuyan。

空气冷如冰窖!

suqimomingdisuolesuo,goutuizizoushangqian,xiaoyeruhua,“sanye,wozuocuole,wozenmekeyichidushini?nindarenbujixiaorenguoqianwanyuanliangwo!zheixiaoxianrou,shiwoxiaojingninde,yebuzhidaoninjutihaonayikou?”

“wohaonayikou?”tamoujixiazhang,shenshenkanta,lianjingyaoxituizhang**qiao,yibeimingxingrongdedaoyezhunque。

就是脑子有坑!

chengniannanrendeyandi,jingdeansuikepa。

气压低得掉冰渣了。

莫名寒噤!

“qufangshui!”lingsinantaiqixiaba。

suqilikegunquyushi,xinxiangtazheishijieshouzheigexiaoliwuleba?dabian-tai,juranxihuanhexiaoxianrouwanyushiplay!tasuanle,dengtaaishangyigenvren,tayeyaowan。

咔哒,有人进来了!

苏绮回头。

zenmeshilingsinandandujinlaile!tatuolechenshan,tuoxiku,zaishi……

“a——”suqimengdewuzhushuangyan!

nanrenzhangtuicazhetashiluludebaixigebo,jinleyuchi,dichenhanliefahaoshiling,“jiwoxizao。”

“……”shenme?gounanren,nishiyingermahaiyaojinixizao?baituo,tayoukongnanzhengde,zheibushiyaotamingma!

jiugangcaipengletatuidegeboneicuohanmaodoushishuqide。

suqichanmeidao,“wojiaoxiaoxianroujinlaisihounin~sanye?”

nanrenmizhehanmousheguolaiyiyan。

zaijueduikepadeqiangquanmianqian…suqisongle!renqitunshengzhuanshendaochusouxun。

yifenzhonghou,daishangshoutaodenvrenshoulinazheshuamatongdezhangshuazi,jiannandizhanzaiyugangbian,bizheyanduosuodibashuazifangdaotabeishang,kaishimengcuo——

lingsinandouranzhengyan,huitou,miansequnhei。zheigenvrenbupeihuozhe!

哗啦!

tashenshouyizhuai,jiangnvrenxibaidegebojinwozhangzhong,batazhenggerenlajinyugangli。

“a!”shuihuasijian,suqitianxuandizhuan,rouruanshenzizadaoletahuaili——