第二章碰瓷的，滚蛋
五年后，海城机场。
“秦乐安！”
juzhehuanyingpaizideliyuyikanjianqinleandeshengyin，jiukaishidashengdehuhanzhe，buduandichaoqinleanhuishou。
“mami，tazheiyangshizaishitaidiemianerle。”qinzimuxiaopengyouzuozaizijiamamidexinglixiangshang，kanzherenqunzhonghuantuodexiangzhituzisideliyu，xiaolianshangmanmandedoushixianqi。
qinleantingdaoerzidezheijutucao，chelechezuijiao，shenshounieleyibaqinzimuxiaopengyourouganshizudelian，“qinzimu，nizheiyangshuoshihenbulimaode，yaozuoyigekeaideyoulimaodexiaohaizi，donglema？”
“e，mami，wojizhule。”qinzimudianlediantou，yilianlengmo。
kandeqinleanbuyoudexinganyizhan，zheihaizizenmelaoshizheimelaocheng。
meinvdaizhekeaidewawachujie，guoranshizhajiedehen。
qinleanshencaigaotiao，chuanzheyijianmisedezhangkuandayi，qinzimupengyouyechuanzhetongkuandewaiyi。
yigejunqiaokeren，yigeguaiqiaokeai，zenmekandoushiyigexirenyanqiudemuzizuhe。
“wasai，zheiquedingshimama，bushijiejiema？”
“jianzhile，kuaikankanneigexiaowawa，jiuxiangshigexiaobaoziside，zhenshitaikawayile。”
“shia，shia，haoxiangshangqiannieyibatadeliana！”
lurenzheiyangdefanyingqinleanbiaoshiyijingxiguanle，daoshiqinzimuxiaopengyoudexiaolianzhouzaileyiqi，yiliandebunaifan，“haofan！”
“danding，qinzimu，niyaokeaiyidian！”
liyuganjincongrenqunlijichulai，yilianrechen，“qinzimu，nizenmeyuelaiyuekeaile？”
“yebukankanshisheishengde！”qinleanfanleyigebaiyan，shunshoubashoulidetibaozhijiediudaoleliyudehuaili。
“wodeqinleandeerzi，shiquanshijiezuikeaidebaobaole。”
qinzimuxiaopengyoudexiaoliangenbenjiuduobuguozijiqinmaderoulin，zhinengdengzhebeirouniewanle，dandingnazheyizhangzhijincaleyixia，“mami，wowusuile，kebukeyizunzhongwoyidian。”
“niwushiyeshiwoerzi。”
qinleanshuozhe，zhijiewushileqinzimuxiaopengyoulianshangdewunai，zhijiedaitouzouzailezuiqianmian。
“mami，nibushiluchima？”
“feihua，zheilishinimamidelaojia，bizheyanjingyenengzhaodaolude。”qinleanhenghengzhe。
liyugenzhezheiduimuzishenhoukuxiaobudele，zheinashiduimuzi，jiushuoshijiediyebuguofen，shizaishitaihuantuoleba。
“xiaopihai，nizenmeyiliandekudachoushena？”liyushenshouchuolechuoqinzimuruanruandeliandan，buyoudegantanleyiju。
“ligege，woquannibuyaoduiwodongshoudongjiaode。”
qinzimuyouheideyanzhuzidengzheliyu，bengzhexiaolianhaobukeqidejinggaozhe。
“叫叔叔！”
“黎哥哥。”
shenhoudelianggerenyiguanduichenghuyouxiejiujiede，qinleanyelandeguantamenle，jingzizouzaiqianmian，“woqumaishui。”
qinleanyoudiankoukele，zhunbeidaofanmaijiqumaishui，haimeizoujibu，jiukanjianyigelaotou，zoudaoleyigexiaomeimeiqianmian，zhunbeichadui。
“guniangrangwoxianlaiba，wozheji。”
“daye，womashangjiuhaole。”
laotouyijianxiaoguniangbukenrangkai，zhijiejiubuleyile，shenshoulazhexiaoguniang，numazhe，“nimenzheixienianqingren，haizhenshiyidiandoubudonglimaoa，woshilaorenjia，nirangrangwozenmele。”
lengbudingdebeilaorenchezhule，xiaogunianghenjinzhang，zhengzhazhe，mianhongerchide，“daye，nifangkaiwo，ninengbunengjiangjiangdaolia，nifangshou！”
“nijuranshuowobujiangdaoli，zheijiushinimendangdaidenianqingren？”
laotouershuozhe，shouwuzhexinzang，zhijietangzailedishang，yiliannanshoudemoyang，“aiya，woyouxinzangbinga，nijuranganzheimetuiwo，wojintianyaoshisizaizheilile，nijiuyaopeichang！”
neibiaoqingjiaoyigezhendingziruo，jianghuguanshoule。
qinleantuileyixiabiliangshangdemojing，jingzhidezouleguoqu，kanrenao，yebupaduotayigerenle。
“daye，nizenmeyangle，wozhendemeipengnia，nibunengerena！”
xiaoguniangjidezhiku，dishangtangzhedelaotouerquemeiyourenhefanying，yigejingderangrangzhenanshou。
zhouweiderenkanzhe，sheidoubuganshangqian，shengpabeieshangle。
“xiaoguniang，wozheishenzigu，zhuyuanyici，zhishaowuwankuai，niganjinnaqianjiwoba，wozijiqukan，budanwunideshile。”
qiaozhexiaoguniangjideyaoming，laotouhenghengzhe，youxiedeyideshuozhe。
“daye，wojiushigeqiongxuesheng，wozhendemeiyouzheimeduodeqian，nikuaiqilaiba，nizaizheiyangwobaojingle。”
yitingzheihua，laotouerhenghengdegengdashengle，“wuqian，bunengzaishaole，biegenwoshuoninabuchulai，nabuchulaijieqian，fanzhengbujiwo，jintianjiubengxiangzoule。”
“老无赖！”
qinleanshizaishikanbuguoyanle，renqunlizouchulaile，“zouba，daye，wojiaolejiuhuche，jiuzaiwaimiandengzheni，youshenmemaobingzanmenyiyuanshuoqu，woni，qiahaojiushiyigefayi，yaobuwoxianzaijinijianchayixiaba，fanzhengyouqierhaishimeiqier，benzhishangmeiyoutaidadechayi。”
titianxingdaoma，taqinleanjiumeixiaoqiguode。
qifuyigexiaoguniang，haizhenshibuyaolian。
qinleanlianshangdaizhejieaodexiaorong，shunshouzhaixiademojing，biezailekoudaili，dunzailelaorenshenbian，shengyinbushihenda，shenshouzhilezhikoudaishangdeniukou。
“kanjianlema，zheishiwomenneibuyongdezuixinxingdeshexiangtou，yaomeniganjinqilai，yaomedengwotongshilaile，zhijiebanidaizou，nilianshanghualeliangdaozhezi，jiuzhuanglaorenlema？haobukuaigun！”
nuheyisheng，laotouxinyoubugandekanleyiyanqinleanhaiyouneigeyilianleihendexiaoguniang，langbeideqishen，shenmedoumeiganshuozhijiezourenle。
jiaobushengfeng，nayouyidiangangcaiyaosiyaohuodeyangzile。
“jiuzhei？”qinleantiaomeikanzheneirendebeiying，yandiyouxiedeyi，“shayebushi！”
zhouweiderenkanzhe，douzhenjingle，meixiangdaozheigekanqilaipiaopiaoliangliangdenvren，yichushoujingranzhijiebapianzigehezoule，zhenshilihaia。
yishunjian，dajiakanxiangqinleandeyanshendoubianle，youxiexudejingpeile。
“jiejie，xiexienibangwo，yaoburan，wozhenshibuzhidaogaizenmebanle。”
beiqinleanjieweidexiaoguniangyilianleihendedaoxie，kandeqinleanyouxiebuziranle，yihuishou，“bukeqi，wojiushikanbuguanpianren，meishilewojiuxianzoulea！”
guibinshimenkou，yigejinguidenanrenkanzhezheibianfashengdeyiqie，youshendeyanmouluchuleyisixiaoyi。