第1章
“jiayuan，dengwoyigeyue。”
“wohuishuofujiali，hetalihun。jiranwodayingleni，jiuyidinghuiquni。”
boyehanjiangsujiayuanyanjiaodeleishuicadiao，xintengdejiangtaloujinhuaili。
erlou，jiangmeijianglouxiayinanyinvdelalachechequanbukanzaiyanli。
quantoumanmanshoujin，shoulizuanzhedeyunjiandantuanchengleyituan。
“ca，boyehanyeshigezha！”
“还是个顶级渣！”
“guorantianxiananrendouyigedexing！”
jiangmeiyuanbenshiyigewangluoxiaoshuozuozhe，pujielewunian，haoburongyiyishufengshen。haimeixiangshoudaogaofeimailaidebieshupaochemeinan，yijueshuixingchuanjinlezijixiedeshuli！
haishikaijujiugepidenvpeijiangmeishenshang！
yuanshunanzhuboyehanshituotuodechiqingdazongcai，youyigeyangyutangdeqingmeizhumasujiayuan，zairenqingzhanvdezhenshimianmaohou，zuizhonghenvzhuyanmutianxiuchengzhengguo。
jiangmei，congtoudaoweidouzhishiyigeshibaxianpaohuinvpei，ruanruowunengyingyingguai，yixinchiliannanzhu，meihuoguoershizhangjiubeisujiayuanxianhaixiaxian。
ketachuanjinlaidegushixianquanluanle！
buzhidaoweishenme，jiangmeiheboyehanjielehun，haihuaishangtadehaizi。yejiushishuo，boyehanshuilejiangmei，haiheqitanvrenjiuchanbuqing！
妥妥的渣男！
jiangmeisuanzhidaotaweishenmehuichuanshule——
yuanzhukendingshibeiboyehanhuohuoqiside！
zhananyangyutang，paoqiqizi，zheizhongnanrenjiugaibeiqiandaowangua。
tazhinengzuozuoshanshi，weishehuichuhai，kaiqinvezhazhilule。
jiangmeicaizhetuoxie，dayaodabaizoulexiaqu。
chezhuboyehandelingdai，duishangtadeshixian——
“nishuo，yaohewolihun？”
zhijimiaozhong，boyehanningzhemeijianglingdaicongtashouzhongchouchu，shunshouzhenglileyixia。
kanzhejiangmeidemuguangzhong，zhiyouqiangliedeyane。
“jirannitingdaole，womenlihunba。”
“nibuxianghewozaiyiqi？keyia。”
jiangmeilenghengyisheng，tongkuaideyingxiale。
出乎所有人意料。
zhiqianboyehantichumingyihunyindeshihou，jiangmeikejiuyikuernaosanshangdiaoguo，chadianyibahuoshaolefangzilazhetaxunqing。
xianzai，zheimeshuangkuaijiutongyile？
jiangmeilengxiao，“buguo，woderenshenglimeiyoulihun，zhiyousangou，nihaohaokaolvyixia。”
boyehanmeitoujinning，lianselengle。
“你在威胁我？”
“weixie？”jiangmeiminleminchunjiao，“jiuweixiele，zenmezhe，niyaowoa？”
xinli，anzihengleyisheng，bapuzhananbiyidaolejidian。
tacaibuxihanhezhananzaiyiqi，kejiangmeijiajitabeihuohuoqisi，tabixuweiminchuhai，xuenvezhanan！
“jiejie，nijiubuyaoweinanyehanle。”
sujiayuanhuranzouleguolai，dimeishunyanlazhejiangmeideshou。
“yehanqunishibeibiwunai，taconglaidoumeiyouxihuanguoni，hetazaiyiqi，nibuhuidedaoxingfude。”
“zhiyouyizhangzhi，youmingwushi，yibeizishouhuogua，keliandeshinizijia！”
“zhiyaoniyuanyi，yehankeyijiniyidabiqian，youlezheibiqiannihuiyouhenhaodeshenghuo，hainengzhaoyigeainidenanren。”
shuohuahaizhenshiyimenyishu，jujubuliweinihao，shijishangquanshizharendedaozi。
jiangmeixiaolexiao，jiqiaodewen。
“youmingwushi？meishuiguo？tazheimehenishuode？”
jiangmeiyiliandebukezhixin，zhuaneryanmianyixiao，xiaoguo，tanleyikouqi。
“nvren，niyetaihaopianle。”
“nayoushenmeyicijiuzhong，zheihaizikeshiwomentongfanghaojiucaiyoudejieguoni！”
sujiayuangangbayunjiandandakai，saoleyiyan，boyehanbianjiangneizhangdanzichouleguoqu，jiangshangmiandemeiyigezidoukandezhenqie。
怀了？
boyehanxiangdaojiangmeineiwanjitaxiayao，bitashangchuang，jingranhuaishanglehaizi，shunjianfennudaolejidian，yishuangmouzilibumanyunse。
zheigenvren，kezhenshibuzeshouduan！
jiangmeikanzheyanqiandezhananlvchamanlianheixian，shenshimanyi。
“zongzhi，woshibuhuilihunde，ruguonifeiyaolihun——”
“wobujieyihewoduzilidehaizishuo，tadefuqinyingnianzaoshi！”
shuowan，xunsushanren，yimiandahuoshaoshen。
jiangmeilikaihou，sujiayuanyixunleibujiyanerzhishipujinleboyehanhuaili，kudeneijiaoyigelihuadaiyu。
jiangmeishoushihaodongxichulai，anchuochuodejuzheshoujijiangyanqianzheiyimupaixia。
meiyourenheliuliandelazhexinglichumen，zaichuzucheshangbianjileyitiaoweibo，peileyizhangjiehunzhengdetuyijigangcaipaidaodezhaopian。
“boyehanhunneichugui，paoqiqizi。”
weilezhaogusujiayuandexinqing，tabuxianggongkaijiehun。
ketabujieyititahaohaohuoyiba。
congboyehandegongyubanchulaihou，jiangmeichuaizhehaizichuleguo，taxianglaixihuanxiaohai，xiangrangtabazijiduzilidexiaoshengminghuoshengshengdadiao，tazuobudao。
erxiangyaoliuxiahaizi，zuihaodefangshi，jiushibikaipuzhanan。
yigerenfeidaoguowai，bahaizishengle。
youdianerjingxi，yitaisanbao，liangnanyinv，gegekeaideyaorenming。