第3章
dabaolaibujizulan，zhinengxianyilianxintengdebaxiaosanbaofuqilai，
“gaosudage，naerteng？”
“zheili......haiyouzheili。”xiaosanbaochouyezhe，zhilezhizijidepiguhexiaotuier。
tangdabaoluqisanbaodekuzikanleyiyan，zhenjing，“！”
xiaosanbaobainennendexiaotuishangchuxianlehaodayikuaiyuqing，qingziqingzide，tebiexianyan！
tangdabaozuanqixiaoquantou，nuhuozhongshao。
tabenlaibuxiangrangerdichuqureshishengfeide，xianzaikanlai，tabudanbuhuilanzhe，haihuizongrong！
ganzheibanqifusanbao，dangsanbaobeihoumeirenma？！
“meishilesanbao，gegejinichuichui，chuichuijiubutengle。”
sanbaoweiqudiantou，“......ng。”
zheibian，tangerbaoyijingzhuizheshenjiaoyuechulehuochezhan。
kanjiantayaoshangche，tazhijiechongguoqudangzaileshenjiaoyuemianqian，naixiongnaixiongde，
“chounvren，sheijinidedanziganqifuwodidi？”
丑女人？
shenjiaoyuexiumeiyining，dengxiangtangerbao。
想一巴掌抽飞他！
danshiaiyuboyanchenzaicheshang，tadezaitamianqianshuahaogan，biaoxianchuxihuanhaizideyangzi。
yushijiuanandengletangerbaohaojiyanyan，yadishengyinxiongdao，
“你说谁丑呢？！”
“shuonini！nibuguangchounihailao！nihaihuai！youchouyoulaoyouhuai，nimeijiuleni！”
tangerbaoshuowan，nachukoudailidexiaojiandao，kaishiweizhehaochezhuanquanquan。
kanzheheisehaocheshangchuxiandedahuahen，shenjiaoyuedengyanle，
“xionghaiziniganjintingxia，nizhidaozheishisheidechemanijiuganhua，nibuyaominglea！”
shenjiaoyueshuozhejiuquzulan，tangerbaoduokai，tazhuitapao，tangerbaodaizheshenjiaoyueweizhehaochemaliuzhuan，jiugenliuhouyiyang。
boyanchenjiuzaicheshangzuozhe，tashizhuanchenglaijieshenjiaoyuede。
jianzhuangcucumeitou，duizhoushengshuo：“xiaqukankan。”
“嗯。”
zhoushengzhengyaotuikaichemenxiache，turan——
“砰！”
“砰！”
“砰！”
“砰！”
sishengjuxianghou，cheshen‘guangdong’yishengmengdexiachen！
“a——”shenjiaoyuedejianjiaochushengxiangcheyunxiao。
boyanchenmeixinyijin，tuikaichemenxiache。
kanzheyanqiandehuamian，meixinsuosi，“......”
sigecheguluyijinghecheshenfenli，maozhenongyangunxiangsizhou。
haochejiuxiangyitiaosigou，haowushengjidezaidishangpazhe！
yigebujitayaogaode，daizhekouzhaodexiaonanhai，zhengzaishenjiaoyuemianqianyaowuyangwei，
“xiaoyewojintianchulaizhadao，wojiuxianbugennirenzhenjijiaole，danshi，ruguonizaiganqifuwodidi，wokejiubukeqile！chou！lao！huai！heng！”
boyanchen：“......”xiaoxiaonianjijiuzichengxiaoye，sheijitadeyongqi？
erqiezheihaibujiaorenzhenjijiao？
neitayaorenzhenqilai，huiyouduodadepohuaili？
zheishisheijiadexionghaizi，zheimedaodanzheimekuang？！
xiaojiahuohaibuzhidaozijizhaoreshanglemouren，jinggaowanshenjiaoyue，yangzhexiaolianzhuanshenjiuzou。
houyilingturanbeirenzhuazhu，jinjiezhetadeshuangjiaojiulikailedimian。
tangerbaomeitouyining，tidengzhexiaotuierrangrang，
“shei？！ganjinfangkaixiaoye！”
boyanchenmanlianyinmai，talinzhetangerbaozhuanlegequan，rangtangerbaomianchaota。
“nishisheideye？”kouqibuwenbuhuo，queyoujifenyinleng。
“wo......”daizhekouzhaodetangerbaohuameishuowan，lengzhule！
aiyaya，zheigedashushu，zenmezhangdegenzijihedagezheimexiangni？
jianzhijiushifangdabandetamen！
nanbucheng，tajiushitamenneigezhifuzeshengbufuzeyangdebianyidie？
keshi，tamendebianyidiebushisilema？
mamishuoguode，tamendiedimingbuhao，nianjiqingqingjiubingsile。
yinggaizhishizhangdexiangeryi！
tangerbaoxiangzhe，zhangzhangdejiemaozhabalejixia，zhuaizhuaideshuodao，
“kanzainihewodiedizhangdexiangdefenshang，wojiufangniyima，niganjinbawofangxialai，yaoburanwokejiubukeqile！wogaosuni，woshengqiqilai，henherende！”
tahaichongzheboyanchen‘wa’yisheng，zuogekuazandeguilian。
就问你，怕不怕？
boyanchenmeiyujiandeqixiyoulenglilejifen。
nianjibuda，kouqibuxiao！
ruobushizheigexiaojiahuoluzaikouzhaowaidemeiyan，gentaerzishenbaojihuyimoyiyang，rangtayoujifenxinruan，tagangcaijiuyijingbaojingle！
“nizhibuzhidaonijintianzheigexingwei，yijingchufandaolefalv？”
“shineigechounvrenlaonvrenhuainvrenxianzhaorewode！”
turanbeidiandaodeshenjiaoyue：“......”
sheilaosheichousheihuai？aaaaaa——
boyanchenlengsheng，“buguanshenmeyuanyin，nidexingweishibuduide！”
tangerbaozhoumei，“niyoubushiwodiedi，nipingshenmeguanwo？nisheia？”
boyanchenbuyue，“nibamazainaer？”
tabugenxiaohaizijijiao，danshitabukenengfangguotadejiazhang。
zheiliangcheshitagangtide，wuqianwan，gangtihuilaidiyitianjiubaofeile，tazonggaiyaogeshuofa。
而且......
neisigehaizhengmaoyandechelun，henxiangshiyongjingmizhadanzhahuide。
yigexiaohaizinenghuiwanzhadan？
haishiyourenxiangliyonghaiziduitatumoubugui？
baoxianqijian，tazongdechagemingbai。
tangerbaoyitingshuoyaozhaojiazhang，youdianxiaohuangle。
tianxiaxionghaizidouyigeyanger，doupajiaojiazhang！
tangerbaoyebuliwai，tianbupadibupa，yanwanglaozizaitamianqiantadouxiangjiaoshengxiongdi，danshi，tapatajiamami！
tamamicongbudaren，tabupabeimamida，danshitapamamiyinweitashangxinnanguo。
tangerbaomeilezaoxiandekuangao，duduxiaozuishuo：
“nixiangzhaojiuquzhaowodiediqu，womamimang，meikongjianni。”
boyanchenshouhuishixian，gangqiao，tayebuxihuangennvrendajiaodao。
“你爹地在哪儿？”
“wodiedia，diyuni，shibacengdiyu，niganjinxiaquzhaotaba。”
boyanchen：“......”
沈娇月趁机插话，
“zheixionghaiziyetaimeijiaoyangle！achen，tazheishizaizuzhounixiadiyuni！yikantachuandepopolanlanjiuzhidaoshiqiongrenjiayangchulaidexionghaizi！qiongshaneshuichudiaomin，meijiaoyang！”
“ha！womeijiaoyangniyou？nidouzheimedanianjilejingranqifuyigewusuixiaopengyou，nimapingshishizenmejiaoyunide？！”tangerbaobufuqi。
这么大年纪了？
shenjiaoyueyaoqisile，“wojinniancaiershiba！”
“a？shima？wanquankanbuchulaia，woyiweinibashibale。”
“你......”
“bizuibani，nizairewo，wokeyaotinibamahaohaojiaoyujiaoyunile。”
tangerbaohualuo，dianhuashoubiaoturanxiangle。
tajiabaobeimamidalaide。
kendingshicongweishengjianchulaimeikandaota，dengjile。
tangerbaokeshebudetadebaobeimamizheji，takanxiangboyanchen，
“xiaoyewoyoushieryaozoule，jiubupeinimenwanle，baibai！”
tangerbaoshuowanxiaotuiyitideng，xiaoshouyiyang，shenzijiucongwaitaolizuanlechulai，zhijielailegejinchantuoqiao。
“waitaosongnimenle！buxie！”xiaojiahuoshuowanbatuijiupao，xiaoxiaodeshenyingshunjianxiaoshizairenchaoli。
boyanchenkanzheshoulikongkongdewaitao，liansebiandegengjiayinchen。
“quchachaneigehaizidexinxi，ranhoubatadejiazhangdaiguolai！haiyou，zairangrenkankanneisigechelundaodishizenmebaozhade！”
“ng！”zhoushenglimazhaohubaobiaowangjichanglimianzou。
boyanchenniutoukanxiangshenjiaoyue，buyue，
“taweishenmeshuoniqifuletadidi？”
shenjiaoyuehuanlefubiaoqing，yilianwugudao，
“wozenmekenenghuiquqifuxiaohaizi，shitadidikanwoxianggeyouqianren，xiangpengciqiaozhawo，buxinniquwenwenwojingjiren。
zheihaizixiaoxiaonianjijiuxuehuisahuangle，yikantabamajiubushizhengjingren，qiongshaneshuichudiaomin，haizizheiyang，bamayehaobudaonaerqu。
yaowoshuonijiubiejiantajiazhangle，zhijiebatamenyijiaziquandiujianyuliqu，zaipangewuqituxing，chuchuqi！”
boyanchenlengzheliankanletayiyan，yanzhongtouzhebuxi，meiliren。