cishidezhibojiangengshirenaofeifan，danmushuadejihurangrenkanbuqingpingmu。
【“lulingfengshishei？kuaiwenwenduniang。”】
【“laile，laile，chadaole！tajuranshilushengjituandezongcailulingfeng！”】
【“chuanyanlushengjituandeludashaoyesannianqianchulechehuo，waijiechuanyantasile。danyeyourenshuotachehuohouyizhihunmibuxing，chenglezhiwuren，meixiangturanchuxianzaizheilile。”】
【“takeshishenyiyangdecunzai，jushuota22suijiuxiuwanlesitanfudaxueshangxueyuandeshuoshixuewei，gangjieshoujiazushengyibudaoliangnianjiuyixilieleitingshouduan，ranglushengjituanchengweiqianshidekuaguojituan。”】
【“dengdeng，yougebuhaodexiaoxi：jushuotashangdaxueshibeiyigewaijinvyoutongleyidao，jiubujinnvsele！”】
【“a……zhei……meiguanxi，dengwoquzuogebianxingshoushu！”】
danmuhaizaibutingdeshuazhe，zhibojianshunjianrenqigaodabaiwan！
ermenwaineixienazhezhangqiangduanpaodejizheyefenfenchongjinlai。
gujia、shenjia、lujia、hejiashixingchengsidajiazu，yuanbenjintiangujiashaoyeyushenjiaqianjindahunjiushigedakandian，xianchanglailehenduomeiti。
zaijiashangsuxiaohaizaiwangshangbaoliao，zheichanghunlibiyoudagua。
zheiguashizhendeda，bujinyoulianggenvrenzaihunlixianchanghusi，haiyourenxiangzaixianchangshangyansharenyouxi，gengbukesiyideshixianchangbaochugushishaoyekenengyouneigerangrenwenzhisebiandebing。
gengzhongyaodeshixianchanghaituranchuxianleyigeshenmiren，erzheigeshenmirenjuranshixingchengsijiajiazuzhishoudelushishaoye。
guanjianshizheilujiadashaoyelulingfengciqianyixiangdidiao，jinguantarushangjiedechuanqiyiban，henduocaijingmeitixiangyaocaifangta，dantadouzhijiejujue，congbuzaimeitilumian，meixiangdaojintiantajuranyizheizhongjingyan、zhenjingdefangshichuxianzaidazhongyanqian。
zheikanchengxianchangzuidadebaodian，yuanchaogushenliangjialianyindehuati。
huiguoshenlaidezhoushanzhiwendao:“suxiao，nigenzheirenshenmeguanxi，taweishenmebangni？”
suxiaoxianglexia，tiaomeida：“tashiwoxinjiaodenanpengyou。”
zhoushanbukesiyidiwen：“shenme，tashininanpengyou？nihaizhengoukeyide，wufengxianjie？”
tianla！zheigewaijiebujinnvsedenanrenjuranyounvpengyou？
cikemeitifenfenduizhelulingfengliangqishexiangtoumengpai。
youmeitibaguadewen：“luzong，qingwenzheigeguniangzhendeshininvpengyouma？”
lulingfengchouleyiyansuxiao，mianwubiaoqingdidao：“bushi！”
suxiaowenyan，zhenggerenlengzaineili。
zheihuozhuangyixiadoubuxingma？
这么直接的否认？
她不要面子的吗？
suxiaorenbuzhutucaodao:“daxia，nihaodaijiurenjiudaodi，zhuangyixiazenmele？shuowozheimemeiderenshininvpengyou，nihenkuima？”
lulingfengmeiyoushuohua，jilesuxiaoyigebinglengdeyanshen，ranhouyijiuaoranerli，zhenggerendeqichangwanruyizuobingshan，sanfazheqiangdadelengjunqichang。
zhenshigebingshannan，suxiaobenlaixiangjiezheimegeshuaigetiyixiazijideshenfen，dayayixiagutingyujizhoushan。
meixiangzheihuohaobuliuqingmian，dalianshunjiandadaozijilianshang！
zhoushankandaozheiyimu，renbuzhudeyidexiaoqilai：“suxiaoasuxiao，nizhenshilaigaoxiaodeba？ganzhexiangdangrenjianvpengyou，jieguorenjiabuchengren！nizheiliandadetongbutong？hahaha……”
beiyazhedezhoushanyizhendeyidexiao，zheiranglulingfengyizhencumei。
tabumandiqingxurangneishensuidemuguanggengduoleyifenlengjun，ertazhuazhuzhoushangebodeshouyebujuedigengjiayonglile。
tazheiyiyongli，rangzhoushangeboshengshengfatong。
zhoushanganjuegeboyaobeizheduanyiban，lianshangdejiroushunjianniuqu。
tadongdanbude，zhidebamuguangzaicizhuanxiangsuxiao，duitaxiesidilidihoudao：
“suxiao，zaozhidaowozaiyiyuanjiuyidaotongleni。woxiangzhelaihunlixianchang，jiangnigengutingyuyiqidoudaizoude，meixiangdaoquepengdaozheihuobangni。suxiao，suannihen！”
suxiaomeitouweizhou，yanzhongmanshibujiediwen：“niweishenmeyaozhiwoyusidi？nijiuzheimehenwo？hengutingyu？”
zhoushannumuyuanzheng，yanzhongfangfoyaopenchuhuolai，tayaoyaqiechididao：“shi！wozhisuoyihuideneigebing，haibushiyinweini，haiyougutingyu！nimenchaojianaomaodun，wopeiniqujiubahejiu，keshinihezuile，gutingyubanidaihuiqu，quebawoyigerendiuzaijiuba，wobeirenqiangle！suoyiwohennimen，woyaobaofunimen！”
suxiaozhouzhemeijieshidao：“woneitianwohezuileshenmedoubuzhidao。zheishiqingnijuranguaiwotoushang，nizheijianzhishilabuchushilaiguaimaokengbuhao！”
zhoushanyanlidefenhenbianchenglexiangyaoshirendehongxue：“woyaoshaleni，shalenimen！nimenhuilewodeyiqie，woyaorangnimenfuchudaijia！”
tashuozheturanzhuanshen，zhangzuijiuyaoquyaoyazhetadelulingfeng。
lulingfengganjinsongshou，jinjiezhe，taiqidazhangtuichuaichuyijiao，jiangzhoushanchuaidaozaidi。
jiuzaizheishi，jigejingchaxiangzheibianbenleguolai。ranhouxunsuzhizhusuxiao，jitadaileyiduiyinshouzhuo。
zhoushanwangzheshoushangdeyinzhuozi，hahahadaxiaodao：“suxiao，nibuyaodeyidetaizao，woyejinizhunbeileliwu。”
tahuahaimeishuowan，bianbeijingchayazhewangwaizou。
zouzaidapingmuqian，tawangleyiyanpingmushangfangzhedegutingyuyushenchenxidehunshazhaoshipin，luchuleguiyideyixiao。
弹幕刷起了神评论：
【“zhouda**zheishiyanleyichu‘wohejingchayougeyuehui’dedaxia。”】
【“sharenweisui，zheizuimingkegoutaheyihude。”】
【gongxizhouda**xiaxianlinghefan！】
suxiaodemuguangluodaozhibodeshoujishang，cikedanmuhaiyipianrehuochaotian。
erjiuzaizheishi，datingliyuanbenwenxindehunliyinleturanbianweirangrenerhongxintiaodechuanxishengyujiaoyin。
hunlixianchangshunjianxianrusaoluan，jianruidejingjiaoshengshunjianhuapokongqi。
suxiaoxiayishidichaodapingmuwangqu，zheiyikan，tazhenggerenlengzhule！
zhijianpingmushangbofangzheyigenvrenyunanrenchuangshangchanmiandeshipin。
neishipinshangdenvrenbushibieren，zhengshijintiandexinniangzishenchenxi，danshishipinlidenanrenquebushigutingyu，ershiyigedanghongnanmingxing，jiangyichuan。
suxiaoshenshichayi，erzheigeshipinyuanbenshitazaigutingyudebieshulideshexiangtoulifaxiande。
tajiangzheigeshipincunzaishoujili，doubucengnajigutingyukan，gengconglaimeiyouwaifaguo，cikezenmehuituranchuxianzaidapingmushang？
suxiaoganjindaochuzhaoshouji，ciketashoushangzhiyouyigezhengzaizhibodeshouji，ertayuanbenyongdeneigeshoujiquebuyierfeile！
zheishizenmehuishi？jintianzheihunlideguashizaitaidale！hailiandaizhejiaohunleyulequandeshui！
此刻直播弹幕炸了！
【“zheishibuhuaqianjiukeyikandema？”】
【“sujiemei，sujiebang，sujiezaixianfafuli。”】
【“wasai，zheishihunlixianchanghaishichengrenyingpianshouyinglia？”】
【“xintenggushaoyiwanmiao，tazheitoushangdelvmaozidoukuaibianchenghulunbeierdacaoyuanla！”】
【“zheihunlizheimeyinao，hainengjiema？”】