“兰兰，手机呢？”
changluweicongmanghuijia，yilingshanghaiyouyimohongyin。
jiezhetajiukanjianyanjingkuzhongdewo。
“gege，wodi，wodidibawodehaoduocaiwudounazoule！”
“shenme？nidijuranshigexixuegui！niweishenmebubaojing！nandaonishigefudimoma？”
kandechulaitayijingxianghewofenshoule。
“neishiwoqindidia，nibushishuojiejiezhaogudidibushiyinggaidema？”
taxiangfanbo，quebuzhidaoshuoshenme。
“nimenjiabushihenyouqianma，weishenmetahaiyaonidedongxi？”
“yinweiwomenjiadecaichanshiyouwolaijichengdeya，wodidimeigeyueyouyiwandeshenghuofei，dantaxianbugouhua，suoyilaozhaowoyaoqian。”
“pingshenmenvdelaijichengcai......dengdeng，nishuonimenjiaqiandoushinide？”
蠢货，又咬饵了。
wodianlediantou，bingqiegaosutaweilaiwodezhangfukeyizhangguanwomenjiaqiye。
changluweineizhangbunaifandelianyouzhujianyoulexiaorong。
jiexialaiyiduanshijian，tadaiwogewaireqing。
wojiuyouyidameiyidadigentashuo：
“gegeya，wodongnixinlideguduyujimo，wozhidaonikuaisuile。xiangxinwo，zhiyouwocainengjinimeihaodeshenghuo。ruguonilikaiwo，kendingbuhuiguodexingfu。”
changluweikenengshixianghewojiehunleba，meiliangtianhewoshuotamamayaolaikanta，tadangtianbuzai，rangwozijizuoershidaocai。
二十道？疯球了？
tamalaile，wobaershidaocaizhanshilechulai。
fenbieshitangzihuashengmi、yanahuashengmi、cubanhuashengmi、layouhuashengmi……
kanzhetamadelianshangwuyunmibu，woganjinbazhongtoucainalechulai：
“ayi，zheikeshiwolaojiazuiguizhongdecai，haojibaikuaiqianyijindeyuancailiaoni！”
changluweimamajiangxinjiangyidinaleyikuaiheihuhudebumingwutisaijinzuili，suijitulechulai，heranshiyipiantoumingdechibang。
“这是什么东西？”
“meizhoudalianchaodeguoxiaolian，henyouyaoyongjiazhideni！”
“什么蠊？”
“jiushizhanglangchaozhanglangya～”
ranhoutajiupaodaocesuolitule，yizhitudaochangluweihuilai。
“er，nizheinvpengyoujuranjiwochizhang......”
“ma，jintianrangnilai，shixianggennishuo，wohelanlankuaiyaojiehunle！”
changluweilehehedigentamajiang。
jinguanwomeidayingguozheishi，jinguantaganggangyouqupiaole。
“nishuoshenme？wobutong......”
“ayi，wobabashuohunhourangluweigegeguanwomenjiagongsideye～”
她立马不吱声了。
“neinimenhunhoudasuanshengjigehaizi？”
“四个～”
我笑嘻嘻回答。
talianglianshangdoufuqilelingrenzuooudexiaoyi。
zhenshixiaodebikuhaiyaonankan。
“womenjiayijingjuedinghaola，sigehaiziyigegenwomaxing，yigegenwobaxing，yigegenwolaolaoxing，haiyouyigegenwonainaixing！”
yankanchangluweijiuyaofanu，tamamalianmangyonggebochuletaliangxia，haireqingdijiangconglaojianadeyangnaijiwohe——suirantayijinwujiudaojinchangluweidebeizilile。
heleyangnaihou，wojiuganjuekunkundedakeshui，danshiwoshizhanglangjinga，woyoubuhuibeimidao。
zhuangshuideshihou，wotingjianchangluweitamaduichangluweixiaoshengshuo：
“dengnihetajiehunle，tajiadedongxihaibudoushinide，tahaiganbutingnidema？”
“jiusuantajiangdeyaosibutingnide，dengninadaoleqian，shenmeyangdexiaoguniangzhaobudao？”
“daoshihoumatinizhaoguwaimiandexiaohaier，nijiutatashishidizhuanyicaichan。”
jiezhejiushichangluweiyilianchuanjidongdehaohaohaohaohao。
haojiahuo，haimeijinmenjiuxiangzhechijuehu。
wosihuhaoxianghaitingdaole“baji”yikou？？？？
shaa，zheimebian-tai！
biwozheizhizhanglangnengbianchengrenhaiyaobian-tai！
wojiderenleishengwushangdebian-taifayuhaoxiangbushizheigeyisiba？
diertianqichuang，tamamaguoranduiwoyilianchanmeidexiao。
qinaideayi，zheishinijiwodejihui，neiwojiubukeqilee～
“ayi，qingheyumixucha。”
tabuzhidaozheilimianhunzheduoshaozhanglangxu。
“ayi，qingchiwufan。”
tayinggaihuixihuanzhanglangdebaojiangkouganba。
“ayi，wodebaoliyouzhongyaodangan，niqianwanbuyaodongha。”
tafachuletuboshujianjiao，wozhidaotashifanwobaodeshihoukandaoleyizhengbaodezhanglang。
“ayi，zhenbuhaoyisi，jializhanglangduo。keyibangmangfangyixiazhanglangzhanbanma？”
tashouzhijiezhanshangqule，huilaojiadeshihouhaimeinaxialai。
changluweimamalinzouqian，wohaijitaxinglilizhuangledianhuotizhanglangdaihuiquni。
buyaotaikeqi，zheizhishiwodeyidianxiaoxinyieryila。