kuanjianzhaiyao，jingzhuangdeshangshen，xiongjiduoyifenxianhou，shaoyifenxianbo，bakuaifujikuaikuaifenming，yourenderenyuxianjianjianyinmeizaibaisedezhangkuli。
mofachuiluoxialaizhezhulebanzhanglian，kanbuningnanzideyangmao，kejincongneihaokandechunxingheliuchangliluodexiaexianbiannengzhixiao，cirendingshigemeinan。
ruguozheimeinansizhimeiyoubeitielianshufu
ruguotazuoxiongkoumeiyouchazheyibabishou
ruguobishoumeiyouwozaizijishoushangdehua，neijiugenghaole。
jieshouwanyuanzhujiyideyutang，kanzhenanzitoudingruoyinruoxian，xianshihaogandu-70（chouhen）dexianhongxuetiao，wozhebishoudeshouyouxiedou。
zheisuanshenme？chuanyuedalibao？！
zheigemeinanmingweixuancangxie，qianbainiannandeyijiandechunyangzhiti，tianshengwanmobuqinxiesuiburu，huaneryanzhi，duixuancangxielaishuo，xiulianjinjiejihushimeiyoupingjingde，yinweitameiyouxinmo，genbenwuxuguowenxinzheiyiguan。
zheiyangdeta，napazhishigepuputongtongdelinggen，yehuibeigedamenpaidangzuozhongdianpeiyang，kepianpianzheirenshisishuxingdeweilinggen，jihuwufaxiulian。
但也只是几乎而已。
zhiyouyutangzhidao，xuancangxiedeneibeizhongrenshiweifeiwudeweilinggen，shijishangshixiuzhenjiecongweichuxianguodechengzhangxinglinggen，kaitouxiulianhennan，keyidanburuzhenggui，suizhelinggenyibubujinjie，zuihouhuichengweibihuizixingxiuliandechaolinggen，haiyaokongbudecunzai。
erxuancangxieyehuiyishirenjingtandesudu，yibubucongzhujimaixiangdujie，zuihouchengweiwannianlaixiuzhenjiefeishengdiyiren。
erta，zheigexuancangxiemingyishangdeshifu，jiushitalinggendiercijinjiedejipin。
jinguanchengshouzhewanxinzhitong，kexuancangxiedemianshangquemeiyouyisitongkudeshense。taditoukanlexiaxiongkoujianjianyichudexue，bochunyangqijifengdehudu：“shifuruoshizaidouxiaqu，zheixintouxuejiubaifeile。”
tingdezheihua，yutanghuileshen，yuanzhushizenmezuolaizhe？
哦对，舔、吸……
yutangdunshiyijiang，zhenggerendoubuhaole，zhei……zheimeseqimanmandeme？
quxintouxueyejiubale，haiyouxiyoutiande，zhidaoderenmingbaitashizaihexintouxue，buzhidaode，haiyiweishimouzhongyundongqiandeqianxini！
kanzhexuancangxiexiongkoudexue，yutanghaishiyingzhetoupicouleguoqu。
zheijiahuokanzheshiganggangzhuji，shijishangqueyijingjielejindan，jinrulejindanqi，zhengtuozheixuantiezhishifenfenzhongdeshiqing。
ruoshibeitakanchupozhan，buyongdengdaosangeyuehou，tajikejiuhuimingsangdangchang。
zheiyeshitaweishenmeshoudoudexiangchoujin，yebugansongkaibishoudeyuanyin。
yutangyingzhetoupiyidiandianchaotaxiongkoukaoleguoqu，meiyouwendaoxiangxiangzhongdexuexingwei，xiangfanhaidaizheyisi**rendexiangqi，bukuishitazheichunyinzhitidedabuyao。
ranerzheizhongjiushirenxue，zhangzaihongqixiadeyutangguobulexinlineiyiguan，kexiangdaozijidexiaoming，tahaishishenchushetoutianletian。
咦，还有点甜。
jieshouchengdudunshigaolebushao，yutangxianglexiang，taiqitoulaiqingqingchouchubishou，kanzheneishangkoudexueyidiandianzhizhu，zheicaiyouzhongxinfuleshangqu。
bukuishinanzhu，zheipifusihuayoudianguofen，tianshangquxiangshizaitianbuding！
yutangbileyan，yidianyidiantianzhe，shenmeyekanbudao，dunshijieshouchengdujiugenggaole，shenzhi……
还有点小享受。
xiongkouchuanlaisusumamadeyangyi，xuancangxiekanzheshenzheshetou，xiangzhimaoyiban，yidiandiantianzhetaxiongkouxuejideyutang，mofazhedangxiadefengmouyouheidebujiandi。
yutangtiandezhuanxin，yagenmeiyouzhuyidao，xuancangxietoudingneizhiyoutakejiandexuetiao，duanzandetiaodonglexia，cong-60youbianhuile-70。
kanzheguangjieruchudexiongtang，yutangmanyidetaiqitoulai，qingkeyisheng，xuezheyuanzhudekouwendao：“weishixinmoyijie，jinrishizuihouyiciqunixintouxue，wanghoubianbubirucile，niqiehuiquxiuxi，mingrikaishi，weishihuizhengshichuanshounixuantianzongdexinfa。”
patabuxin，yutangweilebiaoshichengyi，naqibishoujiuchaojinguzhexuancangxiedexuantieliankanleguoqu。
当！
yutanghukoufama，xuantielianwensibudong。
buyinggaia，zheibishoushiyongjiyinxuantiedazao，qiegezazhixuantielian，buyinggaigenqiedoufuside？
yutangyoudianbuxinxie，gaojubishouzhongxinchaoxuantieliankanleguoqu。
当！
xuantielianyijiuwensibudong，fandaoshibeixuantielianshuanzhudexuancangxie，beichedeshouwanfahong。
额……
yutangbuganqukanxuancangxiedelianse，huiliuliudecongjiezidaizhongquchuyaochi，weitajiekaitielian：“weishisuoyanjujushushi，wanghounizaibuyongruzheidilao。”
shuowanzheihua，tabuganzaitingliu，zhuanshenjiuzou。
xuancangxiekanzhetadebeiying，fengmoujianjianbeihanshuanglongzhao，zhidaotadebeiyingxiaoshibujian，tazheicaishouhuimuguang，congdishangjianqizijideyishanchuanshang，taijiaoliqu。
dilaoderukoujiuzaiyutangdeyuanzhong，yutangcongdilaochulaizhihou，jiuqiaoqiao**depazaiwofangdechuangkoudengzhexuancangxie。
daitakandaoxuancangxietoudingshangxuetiaodeshuzibiancheng-75zhihou，jianzhiyaozhuakuang！
tamingmingdoushuobuzaihetadexue，haikaishihaohaodangyigeshifule，tadehaoganduzenmefeidanmeizhangfaneryoudiaolewudian？！
为毛啊？！为毛？！
yutanghunhuneedetangzaichuangshang，zhenggerenshengwukelian。
yuanzhuyouxinmo，meifengshiwuyueyuanzhiyezhengshixinmozuiqiangdeshihou，erxuancangxiedexueduiyuanzhulaishuo，shiyizhixinmodejuejialiangyao。
gueryuanzhucaihuijiajieshoutuzhiming，shizejiangxuancangxiedangchenglezijidexueku，meiyueshiwujiangtafuyudilaoqutaxintouxue。
yizhejuqing，sangeyuezhihouxuancangxietupojindanqishunlijieying，tahuizaitazuicuiruodeshihou，zhengtuozaojiuduitameiyoushufulidexuantielian，yongneibingwantaxintouxuedebishou，yidaowachutadelinggendangbupin，zaiyidaoranghuiqutadexiuwei，ranhourangtashenshoufenli。
erqie，zaitasihou，huduandexuantianzongzhuishaxuancangxie，zuihouquebeinongdezongmenfumiedexiachang。
-75chouhendehaogandu，xuanzaitatoudingshangsangeyuehoujiuhuiluoxiadejian，haiyaolianleizongmenfumie，yutangyigejilingcongchuangshangzuoleqilai。
xuancangxieshinanzhu，suoyouduitaxinhuaibuguiderendoumeiyouyigehaoxiachang，ertasuoyudaodemeiyigeweixian，douhuichengweitalinggentuibiandedianjiaoshi。
shaziranshishabule，nandaotahaibunengtao？！
dui！tayinggaixianduoqilai，ranhouhaohaozuanyanxiayuanzhudegongfa，rujintameilexinmo，zhiyaotazhaogedifangduoqilai，goudaoxuancangxiefeisheng，tajiuanquanle！
说干就干！
yutanglikelaidaowuwai，yizhejiyizhaohuanchubenmingfeijian，ranertaganggangyujianerqi，hurantoudingmenleixiangqi，yidaozileizhizhidechaotapilexialai！
轰隆！
yirenheyijianlikebeipidedieluozaidi。
yizhenfengguo，gengenshulidefasiyingfengzhaozhan，beipidewaijiaolinendeyutang，congdishangpaleqilai，momodechaotianshuqileyigezhongzhi
我C你大爷！
juranhaiburanglaonianggaijuqing！