“bubi！”yuerushuangxianglexiang，dao：“jiaguoquyehao。”
qingzhumodidengdashuangyan，bukezhixindikanzheyuerushuang：“xiaojie，nimobushibeiqishale？liwangshishenmeren？taxinggebaoli，sharenbuzhayan，guanjianshijiajitadenvzi，jiumeiyouyigenenghuoguosantiande，tianxianvzi，duodouduobuji，nizenhaibabadiwangqiancouni？”
“tabushixihuannanrenma？”yuerushuangzhijizhongdian。
lengleyixia，qingzhudiantou：“zaisiguosanweiwangfeihou，liwanghougongqueshizhiyounanrenle。”dunleyixia“bushi，xiaojie，nimingzhidaoliwangxihaonanse，zenmehaiyaojiaguoqu？”
yuerushuangzhijiepaochulianggezi：“qingjing！”
“kezheishixiaojieyishengxingfu，zenmeneng……”
“ruhebuneng？”yuerushuangdaduanqingzhuzhiyan，jixudao：“cishi，benxiaojieziyoufencun，niqieshoushiyixia，suibenxiaojiequnayinzi。”
“xiaojieyaoquzhaodafuren？”
这纯粹是废话。
yuerushuangbianzou，biandao：“woyuerushuangdeyinzi，kebushineimehaotunde。”
yilanyuan，dafurenshangguanyixiaozhengyuqinvyueruhuachizheputaoshangyu，tongshi，haizaiyilunzhelimoyao。
“niangqin，moyaogegezhendeneiyangshuole？”yueruhuayilianshaonvhuaichunyang。
shangguanyixiaodiantou：“daidaoyuerushuangneigexiao**quleliwangfu，weiniangbiangennidieshangliangnihemoyaodeqinshi。”
“woshuolimoyaozenmeshedesanwanliangyinzituihun，yuanlaishiweilesanjiea。”yuerushuangbujibuxudizouguoqu，jiangshangguanyixiaoyuyueruhuamunvliangdebiaoqingjinshouyandi。
“nizenmelaile？”yueruhuadahai，buguo，henkuaijiubianlezuilian：“shiyouruhe？biejiaowosanjie，wotingzhebushufu，nibuguojiushisaodiyahuanshengdejianzhong，yepei？fuqinkelianni，jiniyikoufanchi，nihaizhendangfuqinyouduozaihuni？niyebuzhaojingzikankan，peideshangmoyaogegema？”
“dafuren，wolaibushichaojiade，balimoyaojideneisanwanliangyinzijiwo。”yuerushuanglinglidisaoleyueruhuayiyan，taidusanbailiushiduzhuanbian。
mingxianlengleyixia，shangguanyixiaofangcainudao：“niyaoyinzizuoshenme？nidieshuole，zheixieyinzinalaitiebujiayong。”
“pingshenme？”yuerushuangfanwen。
“jiupingxiangfuyanglenizheimeduonian。”shangguanyixiaodao。
“hehe……”yuerushuanggouchunyixiao，zhishi，neixiaoweijiyandibanfen，jirenyizhongweixianzhigan，tashuo：“wodaoshibuzhi，wozheishijinianjingyonglefushangsanwanliangyinzi？”
shangguanyixiaoyuyueruhualiansejubian，tongshishengqiyigubuhaodeyugan。
xiayike，yuerushuangbianshihuafengyizhuan，linglidiwen：“tingshuo，dafurenshouleliwangxiadepinli？”
“shi……shiyouruhe？”shangguanyixiaofanwen，bupingwendeshengxianxieluletadejinzhang。
yuerushuangdao：“basanwanyinzituchulai，pinlinishoulebiandangshiwohainizheishijinianyouyiriwuyiridefanqian，sanrihou，wosuileliwangfudehuajiaoqu，ruoshiburan，woyoudeshibanfabaninversongquliwangfu。”
“nigan！”shangguanyixiaodahe。
yuerushuangmeishaoyitiao，poshifengqingwanzhongdifanwen：“dafuren，nirenweiyouwoyuerushuangbuganzuodeshi？”