半夏装弱

laohoufurenzheicaikanxiangbanxia,wendao:“nijiushibanxia?”

jinshiganjinjiangbanxialaguolaidao:“niang,zheijiushinindexiaosunnvbanxia。”

qianshi,banxiadiyicihuilai,tingjinshishuo,zumunianjidale,xihuanrenao,xihuanchidayudarou,xihuanchuanhuahongliulv。

weiletaohaozheigezumu,tayongjinjinshisuoshuodeyiqiebanfa,zuihouredezumu,yuelaiyuetaoyanziji,shenzhidaozuihou,doubuyuanyikanzijiyiyan。

tazhidao,zijiganghuilai,genzumumeiyouneimeqinjin,suoyiyongqingdaineiyangdetaolu,gengjiarangbierenbuzizai。

laorenduobeiqing,zhiyouzaizheifangbianxiashou,xiandedaozumudetongqing。

taputongyisheng,guizaidishang,butingdeketou:“zumu,sunnvbuxiao,duonianbunengzaininshenbiansihou,sunnvjininketouxiezuile。”

benlaikaikaixinxindelaohoufuren,beibanxiaturandeketousheng,jinongdexintounanshou。

“kuaikuaiqilai,wodeguaisunnv,nizheishihekuyou!”

fuqibanxia,kanzheneidoukehongdeetou,shiyinweikuijiu,meiyousihouzijierkede,laohoufurenxinliyizhengandong。

“haizi,zheixieniankeshiweiqunile,kelianyou!”

banxiadeyanlei,zaiyankuanglidazhuan,jiushibuliuchulai,yueshiruciyuerangrenxinteng。

“guaisunnvhuilaijiuhao,huilaijiuhao。”

shuowan,laohoufurenjiuzhizheyaohoudao:“kuaikankan,neishinidefuqin。”

banxiazhuantou,kanzhezuozailaohoufurenxiashoudezhongniannanzi。

tajishisishichutou,yijiujingshenyiyi,huotuotuodeyigezhongnianmeidashu。

“banxiajifuqinqingan。”

“bie,haizi,bieketoule。”

yaohouganjinlazhuyaoguidiketoudebanxia,xintengdao:“haizi,zheimeduonianzaixiangxia,youmeiyouyuanhendiedie?”

tongyangdehua,tongyangdewenti,qianshizijixinlimaiyuan,suoyibuhuida,fuqinxinlimingbai,zijishihende,suoyicongneiyihou,henshaozaizijimianqianchuxian。

xianzaideta,buhuizaixiangyiqianneimesha,tayaodianfujinshi,zaijialidediwei,shouxianyaodedaojialilianggezhangquanrendehuanxin。

jinshizhiqianjiuduibanxiashuole,fuqinbuxihuaduozhiren,shaoshuohuahuozhebushuo,fuqinjiuhuixihuantale。

suoyijinshiduanding,banxiashenmeyebuhuishuo,zheiyanghouyeziranhuijuede,banxiahenta,ermeilianzaijian。

“diedieshibanxiadediedie,banxiayongyuandoubuhuihendiediede,banxiayezhidao,diedieshiweilebanxiahao,banxiaxinlidouzhidao。”

banxiaturankaikou,zheixiakebajinshijiqihuaile,tashuangquanjinjinwozhe,zhijiadoukuaiqiaruzhitoufenglile。

houyegandong,paizhebanxiadeshoudao:“haohaizi,zhenshihaohaizi。”

laohoufurenyediandiantoudao:“zheihaizisuiranzhangzaixiangxia,quemeiyouranshangsihaoxiangxiachentudeqixi,haohao。”

zheishilaohoufurenshenbiandewangmamatixingdao:“laofuren,gaiyongcanle。”

laohoufurendiandiantou,gaoxingdao:“kaiyan。”

wangmamashizheifulidelaoren,kanleyiyanbanxia,zongjuedenalibudui。

tayuyanyouzhi,laohoufurendangranzhidaowangmamadedanxin。

yushiyonglianggerendeshengyindao:“nvdashibabian,genxiaoshihoubutaixiangyemeishenme。”

houyeziranyekanchulaile,buguobanxiadehuaxiang,shixiangxiatangdineibianyinianyichengde,zheiyangzi,yeshimanmanbianchengxianzaidemoyangde,suoyiyebujuedeqiguai。

“you,zheimeimeidouhuilaile,jialidegegemenqunalile?”

fanzhuoshang,jinshiguyiruci,jiushiweileranghouyeshengqi,rangtaduineisangebuchengqideerzishiwang。

guoran,yaohoubenlaikaixindemianse,shunjiandichenxialai,yinweibanxiaganghuilai,meiyoufazuo。

qingdailiketibanxiabaoyuan:“sangegegeyeshi,meimeijintianhuilai,tamenyoubushibuzhidao,haiyouxinsichuquwan,doubunabanxiadangmeimeima。”

“qingdai,biehushuo。”jinshiganjinjiayihechiyiju。

qiansheng,banxiayinweizheijianshiqing,zaifanzhuoshangkeshikulehaojiu,juedesangeqingege,yidianyebutengta。

suoyizuihounongde,sheiyemeiyouchixiafan,zuihoubuhuanersan。

fuqinyeyincigengjiazeguaisangegege,sanweigegehuilaihou,keshibeihenhenchengfaleyifan。

zheiyishi,tajiuxiangkanhouziyiyang,kanzhezheimunvliangzuoyao。

tazhishidandanyixiao:“gegezhengzhishaonianqisheng,duozaiwaimianzouzou,yeshihaoshi,diedie,yixiexiaoshi,bubishengqi。”

dadafangfangdeyijuhua,zhijiejisangegegezheyanguoqu。

tongshi,zhanxianchuzijidedafang,tuxianchuqingdaidetiaoshixiaoqi。

qingdaiqideliandouqingle,kedangzhezumugenfuqindemian,youbunengfazuo,zhinengrenzhe。

banxiaganjinqinshoujidiediejialeyikuaijiroudao:“diedie,nverganglai,haimeiyoujihui,gaiminger,woqinshoujidiedie,haiyouzumuzuofanchi。”

yijuhua,redeyaohougenlaohoufurenkaixinjile。

“zumu,ninduochidianshucai,haiyouzheidoufu,ruanheyouwei,chiqilaihenxiang,yishushangshuo,qingcaidoufuyannianyishou,haimeirongyangyan。”

zheijuhuarangyaohouyanqianyiliang:“nihaidongyi?”

banxiaxiaole:“diedie,womenhoufu,keshidangchuzuyeye,yongyaorushen,jiulegongliwantiaoxingming,caihuandezheishidaixihou,houjuezhiwei,shenweiyaojianver,zenganwangben。”

“hahaha……hao,hao。”houyekaixinjile。

“zheizicongwomenyaojiachengxihoujuezhihou,zheiyishufangmian,doudiudechabuduole,jiusuandiedie,yezhidonggepimao,gengbietizheijialidehoudai,wonvernengshuochubunengwangben,haidongyishushizainandenandea!”

laohoufurenyemanyidediandiantou:“banxia,qingdai,shenweiyaojianv,zumuyaokaokaonimen。”

“zumuqingchuti。”banxiagenqingdailiangrenjihushiyikoutongshengshuochu。

“nimenkezhizijidemingziyoulai?qingdainishijiejie,nixianshuo。”

qingdaishunjianmengle,tacongshengxialaijiujiaoqingdai,nalizhidaomingzihaiyouchuchu?

jinshiyemengle,zijishengqingdaideshihou,chadianmeisi,zhitinglaoyeshuoxuyaodingjing,jiujiaoqingdaiba!

jianqingdaihuidabuchulai,laohoufurengenhouyetongshiyaoyaotou,ranhoukanxiangbanxia。

banxiayijiuweixiao,congrongziru:“shennongbencaojizai,banxiashixiazhiriqianhou,shengzhangercheng,ganghaoyuwoshengchenxiangfu,banxiashiweijuyouzaoshihuatan,jiangnizhiou,shengyongxiaojiezhongzuoyongdeyaowu。”

yijuhuashuowan,yaohougenlaohoufurenlianliandiantou。

laohoufurenshiwangdekanleyiyanqingdai,ranhouwenbanxia:“nikezhidao,nijiejiedemingchengyoulai?”

“qingdai,dingjing,youqingrejiedu,liangxuexiaoban,qingganxie(huo)dezuoyong。”

haotingyueerdeshengyin,huidawanbi,ranglaohoufurengenhouyeshifendegaoxing。

qingdaixianglaidoushibierenpengzheta,diyicibeirenyaxiaqu,xinlishifenbushuang。

“bujiushihuiyime,youshenmedabulede。”