第1章婚礼
daxiayibei,jingwaishachang。
shihengbiandi,xueliuqianli。
zaizheipianhaiguleileidezhanchangshang,yizuoweiedeshendian,zaijinglilewushucixuedexili,yijiuyilibudao。
阎王殿!
rangzhenggedaxiayinyiweiao,rangwushujiyudaxiazhiren,wenfengsangdandemingzi。
“huoyeyanwang,siyeyanwang!”
gaotaizhishang,fanghanmuguanglinran,weifengbamian。
zhanchangzhishang,tashouzhisanchizhangdao,suoguozhichu,cuncaobusheng,shadedijunpianjiabuliu!
zhanchangzhixia,tazhipingshisanyinzhen,zheshouchengchun,qisihuisheng,nengcongshengsibuxialiuren!
tajiushiyanwangdiandianzhu,rencheng,huoyanwang!
“阎王威武!”
“阎王威武!”
taixia,sidazhanjiang,baweizhishi,shiliujingang,yijichengqianshangwandeshibing。
suoyourenmuguanglinran,huijuzaifanghan,yigenianjibuguoershiwuliudenianqingrenshenshang。
tashisuoyourenxinmuzhong,wuketidaideshenhua。
bujinyongyoujushiwushuangdezhanli,yishugengshichaofanruhua。
wunianqian,tazuoweiyigeputongdeyongbinglaidaojingwai,queyinweitadeyishutianfu,shendekanzhong。
zheiwunianshijianli,fanghandebiaoxianjiweichuse,diweiyeyizaishenggao,zaizheiyici,gengshidailingzheyanwangdiandeshibingmenshirupozhu,chedicuihuilehaiwaiheianshili,sishendian。
“sishendianyichu,sihaizhinei,jingwaizaiwuyanwangdiandishou!”fanghandeshengyinhunhouerhongliang,xiangchezhenggeshendian。
“sanrihou,wojianghuidaodaxia,yanwangdianzanqiejiaoyousidashenjiang!”
cihuayichu,dunshitaixiarenhuaranbuyi。
“yanwang,ruoninzhiyiyaohuidaxia,woyuanzhuisuininyitongguiguo!”zheishi,taixiasidashenjiangzhiyidepojundanxiguidi,gongjingqingshidao。
“nijiuzaizhei,shouhuhaoyanwangdianba!”fanghanshuodao:“wozheicihuiqu,shiweilewodeyixiesishi。”
“yanwang!wozheitiaomingshininjiwode!congwobeininjiuxiadeneiyikeqi,wopojunjiujueding,shisizhuisuiyanwang!”pojunlinshengshuo。
muguanglinran,juexinjiandingbuyi。
jianci,fanghanbiandanrandiantou:“neihao,wojinisantianshijian,bangwodiaochayijianshiqing!”
“是!”
sanrihou,yanwangdiansuoyoujiangshi,musongfanghanhepojundengshangsirenfeiji,feiwangdaxia。
zhenggejingwaidadi,douxiangchezheyigeshengyin。
“恭送阎王!”
yiri,feijididadaxia,yunlanshijichang。
“zheigeshuxidedifang!”fanghanyixiafeiji,kandaozheipianshuxidetudi,yankuangjingyouyishunjiandeshirun。
wunianle,tazhongyu......huilaile!
wunianqian,fanghandemingzi,shiyunlanshideyigechuanqi。
daxuegangbiye,jiubaishouqijia,chuanglileshuyuzijideyiyaogongsi,chengweiyunlanshishidajiechuqingnianzhishou。
erhou,youyiwaijiuxialeqinjiadexiaojieqinyanran,liangrenchanshengqingsu,jieweifuqi。
quezaixinhunzhiye,fanghanbeirenxiaduxianhai,helingyiweinvzi**,yi**dezuimingbeipanchushiernianxingqi。
ranerzaidiyinian,bianjingzhanluansiqi,quanguogedidouzaizhaoshoushibingqianwangbianjingzuozhan,fanghanyededaolezheigejihui,zhiyaocanzhanguilai,jiunenggoumianchuyiqiexingfa。
fanghanxuanzelecanzhan,zhihouwunian,yunlanshizaiyemeiyourenhetadexiaoxi。
“rangnidiaochadeshiqing,chaderuhe?”fanghanwendao。
suiranzhiyousantianshijian,danyijingzugoupojunchageshuiluoshichule!
“yanwang......”pojunrushihuidao:“wunianqianninbeirenxiaduxianhaiyishi,suiranmeiyouquezaodezhengju,danwoyijingnenggouquedingle,xianhaiyanwangderen!”
“谁?”
“秦嫣然!”
“轰隆隆!”
jiuweidemingzixiangqi,fanghandenaohaizhongshanguoyidaoqingtianpili,liangyandengda:“nishuoshenme?qinyanrankeshiwodeqizi!”
“yanwang,ninyousuobuzhi,zaininlikaiyunlanshizhihou,zheilifashengletianfandifudebianhua......”pojunhuanhuanbatadiaochadaodexiaoxi,yiyigaozhifanghan。
tingwanzhihou,fanghandequantouyijingjinningleqilai,zhijiashenxianjinlerouli,tayeganjuebudaorenhedetengtong。
“womuqin......beibisile?”fanghanhongzheyanjingshuodao。
wunianlai,yinweibianjingzhanshibuduan,fanghanmeiyoujihuidiaocharenhedaxiadeshiqing。
zhidaojintiantacaizhidao,zijidemuqinzaisannianqian,jiuyijinglishile......
“shi......”pojunxiaoxinyiyihuidao。
“he!”fanghanxiaole,xiaoderucifengci,jianrui:“meixiangdao,wotangtanghuoyanwang,lianzijimuqinlishidexiaoxi,doushisannianzhihoucaiyourengaosuwo!”
suihou,fanghancalecayanjiaodeleihen,lianshangdebeishangbiaoqingshunjianshiqu,querdaizhide,shichegudebingleng:“zheiyiqie,doushiqinjiabide,shima?”
“shi!”pojunhuidao:“qinjiayaotunbingnindefangshiyiyao,ninmuqinzhiyibuken,qinjiaweileyijisiyu,guyizaoyaoshuonindegongsipochanfuzhaileilei,ninzaiyuzhongweizuizisha,ninmuqindikangbuzhuyali,jiuzaisannianqiandeqiyue......”
“hao!henhao!”fanghandiandiantou,lengshengdao:“qiyue......haiyouyigeyuedeshijian,woyaorangqinjiashangxia,weitashuzui!”
“qinjiaxianzaizhengzaihuangchaojiudian,juxinghunli......”pojundishengdao。
“juxinghunli?”fanghanzuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao,dao:“wozheigexinlanghaimeihuilai,tamenjuxingshenmehunli?”
......
yucitongshi,huangchaojiudian。
yunlanshiwushumingliuhuijuzaici,zhiweilejianzhengqinjiaxiaojie,hezhangjiagongzidedaxizhiri。
erzheiweiqinjiaxiaojie,zhengshiwunianqian,hefanghanchenghundeqinyanran。
hetayiqizhanzaitaishang,shenchuanmingpaixizhuang,dabanpojufengdudenianqingnanren,zeshitadeweihunfu,zhangjunyi。
tongshiyeshiyunlanshidingdingyoumingdedajituan,zhangshijituanweiyidejichengren!
“wunianqian,womenjiayanran,yurenbushu,jiajileyige**fan!”taishang,qinyanrandefuqinqinhaoran,manmianhongguangdishuodao:“haozaishangtianyouyan,zhangshaobudanbuxianqitazaijiazhishen,juedingheyanranzaiyiqi,xiangxincongjinyihou,woqinjiahezhangjianenggouxiangfuxiangcheng,yilugaosheng!”
“qinjiazicongbafangshiyiyaonaxiazhihou,diweibiqizhiqianlaishuo,jianzhishitishengleyigedangcia!”taixiadebinkemenxiaozheshuodao。
“shia,buguowotingshuo,tamennaxiazheifangshiyiyaodefangshi,kebuguangcaia,haibisileyigelaotaitai!”yourendao。
“zheihuakebunengluanshuo,yaoshirangqinjiazhidaonizaibeihoujiaoshegen,keraobuleni!”