第1章 哑巴女婿!

“ge,ruoxizoule,wobunengzaidangnidetuoyoupingle,zheibeiziwoqiannitaiduo。”

“suiranwoyehaoshebudeni,kemeiyouwozheigeleizhui,nicainengxingfua!”

“zheibeiziyounizuogegewozhizule,ruguoyoulaisheng,wohaixiangdangnimeimei。”

……

“呜~~~”

kanzheshoujilideduanxin,yabawangfengzhinengyongliganhao,yiguchegudewuligandunshiyongshangxintou。

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dahuoshaolesantiansanye,zhendongzhenggeyanzhou。

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“niyaozhidaonishishangmennvxu,nimeimeihewomenjianengyoushenmeguanxi?”

“zhiyaonihewenyalihun,wojiukelianni,shechiniyiwankuaiqianqujinimeimaiguancai!”

wangfengbenxiangzhezhaozhangmuniangzhouyan,xianjiedianqianyingji。

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zhiyouyigenianqinglvexianzhinendenvhugongzaizhenglichuangdan,beitaculudejudongheleyitiao。

wangfenglianmangtaochushouji,zaibeiwanglushangdachuyixinghua:zheigechuangdebingrenqunalile?ranhoujiangshoujijudaohugongdemianqian。

hugongqiguaidekanleyiyanwangfeng,shunjianmingbai,lianmangdao:“gangcaizheigebingchuangdebingrengewanzisha,shixueguoduo,xianzaizhengzaijizhenshiqiangjiu。”

wangfengjimanglaidaojizhengshimenkou,kedamenjinbi,tashenmeyekanbudao。

“you,zheibushilijiadeshangmennvxuma?zenme,youlaikannineigeshiribuduodemeimei?”

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“ai,gangcainimeimeigewanzishale,zhenxiangbudao,kexilezhangleyizhangneimekeaidelian。”

wudongturanyuqiyizhuan,lvedaixixue:“buguo,jiusuannimeimeisizaiyiyuan,zheiduanshijianqianxiadeyiliaofei,niyelaibudiaoye。”

wudonghentaoyanwangfeng,buweibiede,jiuyinweiwenyajiajileta。

xiangdangchutazhuiliwenyafeilehaodajing,keshiliwenyaqueshizhongmeiqiaodeshangta。

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wangfengkandoumeikanwudongyiyan,taochushoujixiedao:“fangxin,nimendeqianwoyifenbushao!”

wudongyankanmeiyouxiurudaowangfeng,youjixiaodao:“qishihenimeimeihuanxinzangyongdeqianxiangbi,zheidianyiyaofeibusuansha。”

“yiyuanzheiliangtianzhenghaolailegexinxinzang,henimeimeixinghaofeichangwenhe,zhibuguozheiqian……zuishaoyeyaosanshiwan。”

wangfengwenyan,shenseyijin,meimeideshentiyijingdaoleyoujindengkudeshihou。

jiusuanzheinengciqiangjiuhuilai,ruguobujishigenghuanxinzang,payeshichengbuleduojiu。

“wuzhuren,zheigexinzangniyidingyaobangwoliuxia,qiandehua,dengwenyahuilai,wozaizhaotajie……”

wangfengyaoleyaoya,suiranbutaixiangdaliwudong。

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“wenya?ta……huijiejinima?”wudongkanwanwangfengshoujishangdehua,heiheiyixiao:“tingshuowenyaconglaibuhuinidexinxi,yaobuwolaishishi?”

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“wenya,jinlaikehao,youshijianyikuailaijuju,woyougedaxiangmuyaohenitantan!”

wudongjiangduanxinbianjihao,haiteyiduleyibian,ranhouzaidianjifasong。

wangfengxinliyouxietante,wenyabujizijihuixinxi,duobanyebuhuihuiwudongde,keshiwangfengxinliyemeidi。

叮…

duanxinfalehaibudaoshimiaozhong,wudongjiujiedaolexinxiaoxi。

wudongkandaoduanxin,deyidixiaole,bashoujizaididaowangfengmianqian。

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wangfengxintongbuyi,suirantaconglaibuganshewangdedaoliwenyadeai,keshizheisannianlaiderenlaorenyuan,baibanhehu,jiuzhendeyiwenbuzhi?

“sheidouzhidaoliwenyashinimingyishangdeqizi,niconglaimeiyougentayouguojifuzhiqin,niyaoshizhudonghewenyalihun,wojiuduiniwangkaiyimian。

“zhiyaoniguixiahanwosanshengbaba,wojiujiniyuliuneigexinzang,nikanruhe?”

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zheibaimingzhejiushichiluoluodexiuru,keshixianzaidetayounengruhe?

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“womenyijingjinli,jinkuaibanimeimeizhuanyizou,xiawusandianzhiqian,yaoshinimeimeihaizaizheili,heihei……wojiupairenbangnimeimeirengchuqu!”

beihouyouxiangqilewudongcierdechaoxiaosheng。

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tatonghenzijidemeiyong,tonghenlaotianyedecanren,mingmingtamenyijingrucibuxing,weihelianhuozhedejihuidoubujitamen?

“ruoxi,biepa,douguaigemeiyongruguonizhendesile,gehuixiaqupeinide……”wangfengxinzhonghandao。

“噗…”

wangfengqiji,hurangandaoxintouyire,yikouxianxuecongzuibalipenyongerchu。

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“wunaiyinyangyisheng,zhongqiyisheng,zhengjiuwanminyujikuzhizhong,yishengsuoxuejinguiyuxuanyu,deciyuzhe,bianshiwuzhichuanren,congciyihou,chengeyangshan,xuanhujishi,budeyouwu……”