第7章 约法三章

congzhongjiachulai,muqingyiyijingkuzhongleshuangyan,momogenzaishenyeshenhou。

shenyehuitouwangzheta,wendao:

“muqingyi,nidachouyijingbaole,womenshenmeshihouqubahunlile?”

muqingyidunshixiangshishoujingdetuzi,yibabaozheshenyedegebo,jimangdao:

“sheishuowoyaogennilihunle,wobutongyi,nixiuxianggenwolihun!”

沈夜说道:

“nidechouyijingbaole,woduinilaishuomeiyoujiazhile……”

muqingyimengdiyaotou,daduanleshenye,jiandingshuodao:

“nishiwomuqingyidehefazhangfu,wojuebuhuigennilihunde,nijiusileneifenxinba!”

“woliyonglenideqingxu,rangnigenwojiehun,hailiyongnibangwobaolechou。”

“zheixiedoushiwodebudui,nikeyimawobeibi**buyaolian,danwobuhuigennilihun。”

“woyihouhuibuchangnide,jueduirangnimanyi,juebuhuirangnihouhuigenwojiehun。”

shenyewangzhemuqingyineizhenchengdemuguang,xinzhongdeyipianrouruanbeichudongle。

congxiaozaigueryuanzhangdadeta,henrongyifenbianyigerendezhenxinhexuqingjiayi。

zairujinzheigewuyuhengliudeshidai,muqingyizheizhonglvzhendenvhaihenshaole。

shenyeguzuoyiliansuiyideshuodao:

“nizhangdehaibulai,mianmianqiangjige,mianqiangpeideshangwo,keyigennishishixianhunhouai。”

muqingyizhanyanxixiyixiao,jinbaozheshenyegebo。

“不过……”

shenyehuafengyizhuan,shuodao:

“woyousangetiaojian,genniyuefasanzhangcaixing。”

“xixi,bieshuosangetiaojian,napasanbaigetiaojianwoyedayingni。”muqingyixixixiaozhe。

muqingyixinzhongwubiganjishenye,ruguobushishenye,tazheibeizidouwufabaochou。

shenyeqingkeyisheng,yibenzhengjingdao:

“niyezhidaowoshidaselang,suoyi,diyi:wochuqupaoniunibunengguanwo!”

muqingyidengdayanjingwangzheshenye,zheishizhengchangrenshuodehuama?

这是牲口啊!

“dier:nibunengzuzhiwoxunzhaoxingfu!”

穆清漪:“……”

“disan:ruguowoyoushenglixuyao,nidewutiaojianmanzuwo!”

muqingyiqigugudewangzheshenye,duojiaodao:

“shenye,nibawodangchengshenmeni,nizenmebuqusia!”

“啊呸,**!”

“臭流氓!”

沈夜哈哈大笑:

“jirannibutongyi,neizanmenjiuyipailiangsan。”

“mingtianyizaominzhengjujian,jidedaishangwodejiehunzheng!”

zhengdangshenyeyiweimuqingyiyaozhinanertuideshihou,muqingyiquezhuileshanglai。

shenyepiaoletayiyan,xiaomimidewen:

“muqingyi,mofeinidayinglewodetiaojian?”

muqingyijileshenyeyigetiaoxindeyanshen,huiwuzhefenquanshuodao:

“wojiudayingni,wohaipanibucheng!”

shenyehuyidewangzhemuqingyi,wendao:“nibuhouhui?”

muqingyilianjiaweihong,jiaohengdao:

“nishiwohefazhangfu,shazicaihouhuini!”

“wobanizaijialiweibao,kannihaiyoumeiyouliqichuqutouchi。”

shenyebeidoulele,hahadaxiaoleqilai。

zheixiaonizihaitingyouqude,haowan。

沈夜笑道:

“jirannidayingle,neizanmenjintianjiudaocijieshuba。”

“daodaohaizaijiudianni,wodequpeizheta。”

muqingyigangxiangfanbo,beishenyezuzhile,xiaomimidao:

“jidewomendeyuefasanzhang,nibukeyizuzhiwopaoniu。”

muqingyishenxilekouqi,lianshangluchuletianmeixiaorong,wenroudewendao:

“laogong,neinishenmeshihougenwohuijiaya?”

“wozongdedainihuijiajianjianwodejiarenba,womamahemeimeihaimeiyoujianguonini。”

shenyeguzuochensizhuang,guoleyihuishuodao:

“mingtiandengwoshuixingle,wojiuqujiannijiaren。”

muqingyimolemoya,kantaneijiashishihenbudeyaoshangshenyejikou。

zuihoutanachushenyedeshoujijizijidalegedianhua,cunledianhuahaoma,hengdao:

“mingtianniqichuangledadianhuajiwo,wolaijieni。”

“niruoshiganpaolu,wozhaobiantianyahaijiaoyehuizhaodaonide。”

shuowan,muqingyiqihuhudezoule。

wangzhemuqingyiliqudebeiying,shenyezuijiaoluchulexiaorong。

“wei,biekanle,rendouzoumeiyingle!”

xiaodaodaokaicheguolaile,chongzheshenyehandao。

shenyeshouhuimuguang,shangdaolefalalishang。

“shenye,nijuedemuqingyizenmeyang,fuhenideweikouma?”xiaodaodaowendao。

shenyelianshangbuzijuedeluchulexiaorong,shuodao:

“tashigeyouyongyoumoudenvhai,ganaiganhen,youdongdeganen,qingchuneryoulingdong。”

xiaodaodaowuzheetou,gunongdao:

“wanle,kanlainishiaishangtale。”

“diyicijianniduiyigenvhairucipingjia,nishiyudaolemingzhongzhudingdeneigeta。”

shenyedemuguangzaixiaodaodaoshenshangyouzouzhe,heiheixiaodao:

“daodao,woduinidepingjiayehengaoa。”

萧刀刀瞪眼,怒道:

“滚蛋!”

“nibushiben**decai,ben**xihuanqiangzhuangde!”

dangxiaodaodaozhidaoshenyegenmuqingyizhijiandeyuefasanzhang,xiaodaodaodunshidamadao:

“shenye,nizhenshigeshengkoua,zheiyang**dehuaniyeshuodechulai!”

“wodoukaishiyouxieduimuqingyidabaobupingle,ruguonibushiwoshidi,wofeidezounibuke!”

沈夜干笑道:

“wozheibushixiangrangtafangshouma,sheizhidaotajingrandayingle。”

“ruguozhidaotazheimejianjue,wokendingbuhuishuode。”

xiaodaodaojileshenyeyigebaiyan,piezuidao:

“xuweidenanren,bieyiweiwobuzhidaoneijiushinizhenxinxiangfa。”

“zheishishangnanrendoushiyigeguiyang,doushixiwangjialihongqibudaowaimiancaiqipiaopiao。”

“fengliukuaihuoshinimennanrendebenxing,biegenwoshuonibushide,chufeinibushinanren!”

沈夜:“……”

huidaolejiudian,xiaodaodaolimazaisimijiemeiqunlibashenyedeyuefasanzhanggenjiemeimenfenxiangle。

dunshiqunlizhakaileguo,jiemeimenfenfenfabiaozijideyanlun。

dashijie:“gou**de,bukuishishidi,nanerbensebugai!”

ershijie:“yirujiwangde**,biantai,buguo,wohaoxihuan,hahaha!”

sanshijie:“xixi,shidishizhenxingqingnanren,tanlv,zheiyangdenanrenzhidetuofu!”

sishijie:“wu,kanlaideduojishidizhunbeiyixiezhuangyangdan,miandetashenxu!”

liushijie:“wa,shidishiweibubaodedahuaidan,huaisila!”

jiandaoxiaodaodaozaishoujishang‘fenbijishu’,shenyebujiedewendao:

“daodao,nigensheiliaotianliaodezheimedaijing?”

“wogenshuaigeliaotian,nichiculema?”xiaodaodaohengdao。

shenyemolemoxiaba,xiaoheiheidao:

“zheishishangchulewo,haiyounagenanrennengshoudelenideniupiqi,haiyousheinengmanzuni?”

dengxiaodaodaoquxizaodeshihou,shenyetoutoukanletadeshouji。

dangkandaojiemeiqunlideliaotianneirongshi,shenyedunshizhale,dajiaoleqilai:

“xiaodaodao,nizheishizaibaihuaiwodemingsheng,nizenmenengbawodemimishuochuqu?”

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