congzhongjiachulai,muqingyiyijingkuzhongleshuangyan,momogenzaishenyeshenhou。
shenyehuitouwangzheta,wendao:
“muqingyi,nidachouyijingbaole,womenshenmeshihouqubahunlile?”
muqingyidunshixiangshishoujingdetuzi,yibabaozheshenyedegebo,jimangdao:
“sheishuowoyaogennilihunle,wobutongyi,nixiuxianggenwolihun!”
沈夜说道:
“nidechouyijingbaole,woduinilaishuomeiyoujiazhile……”
muqingyimengdiyaotou,daduanleshenye,jiandingshuodao:
“nishiwomuqingyidehefazhangfu,wojuebuhuigennilihunde,nijiusileneifenxinba!”
“woliyonglenideqingxu,rangnigenwojiehun,hailiyongnibangwobaolechou。”
“zheixiedoushiwodebudui,nikeyimawobeibi**buyaolian,danwobuhuigennilihun。”
“woyihouhuibuchangnide,jueduirangnimanyi,juebuhuirangnihouhuigenwojiehun。”
shenyewangzhemuqingyineizhenchengdemuguang,xinzhongdeyipianrouruanbeichudongle。
congxiaozaigueryuanzhangdadeta,henrongyifenbianyigerendezhenxinhexuqingjiayi。
zairujinzheigewuyuhengliudeshidai,muqingyizheizhonglvzhendenvhaihenshaole。
shenyeguzuoyiliansuiyideshuodao:
“nizhangdehaibulai,mianmianqiangjige,mianqiangpeideshangwo,keyigennishishixianhunhouai。”
muqingyizhanyanxixiyixiao,jinbaozheshenyegebo。
“不过……”
shenyehuafengyizhuan,shuodao:
“woyousangetiaojian,genniyuefasanzhangcaixing。”
“xixi,bieshuosangetiaojian,napasanbaigetiaojianwoyedayingni。”muqingyixixixiaozhe。
muqingyixinzhongwubiganjishenye,ruguobushishenye,tazheibeizidouwufabaochou。
shenyeqingkeyisheng,yibenzhengjingdao:
“niyezhidaowoshidaselang,suoyi,diyi:wochuqupaoniunibunengguanwo!”
muqingyidengdayanjingwangzheshenye,zheishizhengchangrenshuodehuama?
这是牲口啊!
“dier:nibunengzuzhiwoxunzhaoxingfu!”
穆清漪:“……”
“disan:ruguowoyoushenglixuyao,nidewutiaojianmanzuwo!”
muqingyiqigugudewangzheshenye,duojiaodao:
“shenye,nibawodangchengshenmeni,nizenmebuqusia!”
“啊呸,**!”
“臭流氓!”
沈夜哈哈大笑:
“jirannibutongyi,neizanmenjiuyipailiangsan。”
“mingtianyizaominzhengjujian,jidedaishangwodejiehunzheng!”
zhengdangshenyeyiweimuqingyiyaozhinanertuideshihou,muqingyiquezhuileshanglai。
shenyepiaoletayiyan,xiaomimidewen:
“muqingyi,mofeinidayinglewodetiaojian?”
muqingyijileshenyeyigetiaoxindeyanshen,huiwuzhefenquanshuodao:
“wojiudayingni,wohaipanibucheng!”
shenyehuyidewangzhemuqingyi,wendao:“nibuhouhui?”
muqingyilianjiaweihong,jiaohengdao:
“nishiwohefazhangfu,shazicaihouhuini!”
“wobanizaijialiweibao,kannihaiyoumeiyouliqichuqutouchi。”
shenyebeidoulele,hahadaxiaoleqilai。
zheixiaonizihaitingyouqude,haowan。
沈夜笑道:
“jirannidayingle,neizanmenjintianjiudaocijieshuba。”
“daodaohaizaijiudianni,wodequpeizheta。”
muqingyigangxiangfanbo,beishenyezuzhile,xiaomimidao:
“jidewomendeyuefasanzhang,nibukeyizuzhiwopaoniu。”
muqingyishenxilekouqi,lianshangluchuletianmeixiaorong,wenroudewendao:
“laogong,neinishenmeshihougenwohuijiaya?”
“wozongdedainihuijiajianjianwodejiarenba,womamahemeimeihaimeiyoujianguonini。”
shenyeguzuochensizhuang,guoleyihuishuodao:
“mingtiandengwoshuixingle,wojiuqujiannijiaren。”
muqingyimolemoya,kantaneijiashishihenbudeyaoshangshenyejikou。
zuihoutanachushenyedeshoujijizijidalegedianhua,cunledianhuahaoma,hengdao:
“mingtianniqichuangledadianhuajiwo,wolaijieni。”
“niruoshiganpaolu,wozhaobiantianyahaijiaoyehuizhaodaonide。”
shuowan,muqingyiqihuhudezoule。
wangzhemuqingyiliqudebeiying,shenyezuijiaoluchulexiaorong。
“wei,biekanle,rendouzoumeiyingle!”
xiaodaodaokaicheguolaile,chongzheshenyehandao。
shenyeshouhuimuguang,shangdaolefalalishang。
“shenye,nijuedemuqingyizenmeyang,fuhenideweikouma?”xiaodaodaowendao。
shenyelianshangbuzijuedeluchulexiaorong,shuodao:
“tashigeyouyongyoumoudenvhai,ganaiganhen,youdongdeganen,qingchuneryoulingdong。”
xiaodaodaowuzheetou,gunongdao:
“wanle,kanlainishiaishangtale。”
“diyicijianniduiyigenvhairucipingjia,nishiyudaolemingzhongzhudingdeneigeta。”
shenyedemuguangzaixiaodaodaoshenshangyouzouzhe,heiheixiaodao:
“daodao,woduinidepingjiayehengaoa。”
萧刀刀瞪眼,怒道:
“滚蛋!”
“nibushiben**decai,ben**xihuanqiangzhuangde!”
dangxiaodaodaozhidaoshenyegenmuqingyizhijiandeyuefasanzhang,xiaodaodaodunshidamadao:
“shenye,nizhenshigeshengkoua,zheiyang**dehuaniyeshuodechulai!”
“wodoukaishiyouxieduimuqingyidabaobupingle,ruguonibushiwoshidi,wofeidezounibuke!”
沈夜干笑道:
“wozheibushixiangrangtafangshouma,sheizhidaotajingrandayingle。”
“ruguozhidaotazheimejianjue,wokendingbuhuishuode。”
xiaodaodaojileshenyeyigebaiyan,piezuidao:
“xuweidenanren,bieyiweiwobuzhidaoneijiushinizhenxinxiangfa。”
“zheishishangnanrendoushiyigeguiyang,doushixiwangjialihongqibudaowaimiancaiqipiaopiao。”
“fengliukuaihuoshinimennanrendebenxing,biegenwoshuonibushide,chufeinibushinanren!”
沈夜:“……”
huidaolejiudian,xiaodaodaolimazaisimijiemeiqunlibashenyedeyuefasanzhanggenjiemeimenfenxiangle。
dunshiqunlizhakaileguo,jiemeimenfenfenfabiaozijideyanlun。
dashijie:“gou**de,bukuishishidi,nanerbensebugai!”
ershijie:“yirujiwangde**,biantai,buguo,wohaoxihuan,hahaha!”
sanshijie:“xixi,shidishizhenxingqingnanren,tanlv,zheiyangdenanrenzhidetuofu!”
sishijie:“wu,kanlaideduojishidizhunbeiyixiezhuangyangdan,miandetashenxu!”
liushijie:“wa,shidishiweibubaodedahuaidan,huaisila!”
jiandaoxiaodaodaozaishoujishang‘fenbijishu’,shenyebujiedewendao:
“daodao,nigensheiliaotianliaodezheimedaijing?”
“wogenshuaigeliaotian,nichiculema?”xiaodaodaohengdao。
shenyemolemoxiaba,xiaoheiheidao:
“zheishishangchulewo,haiyounagenanrennengshoudelenideniupiqi,haiyousheinengmanzuni?”
dengxiaodaodaoquxizaodeshihou,shenyetoutoukanletadeshouji。
dangkandaojiemeiqunlideliaotianneirongshi,shenyedunshizhale,dajiaoleqilai:
“xiaodaodao,nizheishizaibaihuaiwodemingsheng,nizenmenengbawodemimishuochuqu?”
……