第4章 骗吃骗喝父子俩

chenximolemozijidebizi,juedeyouxieganga,haiyiweishiwangzongdadianhuajilichengyangaolezhuang,buyoudexiaoshengdunangdao:“nijieshaojiwodeshengyirangwotanbengle,buguoyebunengquansuanwodecuoba,neigewangzong……kanwodeyanshenjiubutaiduijing。”

“……”lichengyanlianseyihan,“taduinizuoshenmele?”

“shenmeyemeilaidejizuo。”chenxiyebuxiangshuodetaiduo,bijingshitaqiuren,zongguiyemeishenmehaotiaofeijianshoude。

lichengyanjiangchekaidaotazuzhudegongyulouxia,xiangyaohetayiqishangqu,quebeiwanyanjujue,zhinengzailouxiadengzhe,zhidaotafangjianliangqiledeng,caianxinlikai。

chenxihuijiajijiaowantielegaoyao,shuilegelanjue。

第二日一早。

tadejiaoyehaodechabuduo,gangdasuanchuqumaizaocan,yikaimen,jiuzaimenkoukandaoleyigexiaoxiaodeshenying,zhengdunzaijiaoluolikelianxixidekanzheziji。

“momo?!”chenxiroulerouyanjing,quedingzijizhendemeiyoukancuo!

tangtangzshidetaiziye,chuxianzaizijijiamenkou,zheiyetaixuanhuanleba!

“ayi?zuowandeneigenanrenshishei?”momobanzhelian,xianranduichenxizuowandelikaishifenbuman,zijibeizhexiaoshoujingzhijinletadewuzi,xiaoxiaodemeitouyizhigaogaodecuzhe。

chenxikuxiaobude,zhinengtuihuilaijiangmenguanshang,dunzaitademianqian,yangzhuangshengqidao:“wocaiyinggaiwenwennishisheicaiduiba?nishizenmezhaodaowojialaide?”

“woxiangchayigerendeziliaohuihennanma?”momoziranbuhuishuoshizaibabadeshuzhuoshangkandaoletadeziliao,takeshitaiziye,xiangzuoshenmeshiqingsheilandezhu。

chenximozhetayouxiebingliangdexiaoshou,wunaidedadianhuajiaolerehuhudewaimai,suiyiwendao:“momo,nichulai,nidejiarendouzhidaoma?”

momokanleyanzijidejiaojian,suihouzhuangshasideheiheiyixiao。

chenxidunshiyongshanglebuhaodeyugan,ganmangdakaidianshi,guoran,chenbaoxinwendetoutiaojiushimojiataiziyeliqichuzou。

“yaomingle!”chenxiganmangqufanzhaomingpian,jimopeichendaquledianhua,zijiyaoshibeidangchengbangjiafanzhuaqilai,zheibeizijiusuanshiwanle!

dianhuabeishunjianjieqilai,chenxikekebabadeshuochulesuoyoudejingguo。

duimianderenxianshizhangjiujingmo,suihou,caimanmandechuanchuledanmodehuiying,“jiulai。”

chenxidaidaidenazheshouji,zhidaodianhuachuanchumangyin,caifajueduifangyijingguaduanledianhua。

“wobabashengyinshibushihenhaoting。”momokanzhetafadaideshense,buyoudeliezuiyixiao。

chenximeitingchutadeyiyousuozhi,daidaidedianlediantou,mopeichendeshengyinshihenhaoting,dichenyouyoucixing,shihenrongyirangrenxinshendangyangdeleixing。

“momo,nijiuzheimechulaile,nimamabugenzhenima?”

rourouxianzaikendingjifengleba?

momodemianseshunjianlengxialai,yanshenyouxiefenfendekanzhewaimiandechuanghu,“womeiyoumama!”

chenxiyileng,haimeilaidejixizhuiwen,fangmenbianbeiqiaoxiang,shisongdewaimailaile。

momomolemozijidexiaoduzi,yanshenshunjianyoubiandekelianxixi,xiaoshengdunangdao:“woele。”

“wojinidianlefan,buguobuzhidaoninengbunengchideguan,nichibaole,gujinibabajiulaijienile。”chenxiquchufangnalekuaizi,jiangdiandeertongcannalechulai。

honghonglvlvdeshuiguoqiechengshalahenshikeai,momoyouxiexinqidekanzhewaimaihezi,lianjiadebaozhuangfandaoyouzhongjifashiyudecuojue。

“zheishishenme?”momozhizhehezhuangniunai,yanshenzhongdaizhexiexumihuo。

“niunaia,”chenxisuishounachuxiguan,jiangwenredeniunaidaozailewanzhong,“ertongcanlimianbiaopeidouyouniunaiba,nimeiheguoma?”

momojingyadekanzheneirubaisedeyeti,yiguqiyidexiangwei,shitaconglaimeiwenguode,danzaizijixihuandenvrenmianqian,tazenmenengbiaoxiandeneimemeijianshi,“wodangranheguole,zheigedongxihenhaohe!”

“nixihuanjiuhao。”chenxixiaomimidemolemotadetou,kanzhetayouyadejiangmianqiandeshiwuchiguang,hediaozuihouyikouniunai,haidalegebaoge。

mopeichenlaideshijianjiushizheimeqiadaohaochu,yidurangchenxiyouyizhongzheiduifuziyoupianchipianhedexianyi。

chenxisuiyidediaoqizhuozishangdeyoutiao,jimopeichenchongleyibeirecha。

jianwuneimeirenshuohua,tabuyoudeyouxiejiongpodao:“zheimeshuoqilai,womenhaisuanshiqinqini,rouroushiwomeimei,niliangdinglehun,suanshiwomeifuhahaha。”

mopeichenbenlaijiubusuanheshandelianseshunjianyouchenlejifen。

chenxigangademolemozijidebizi,juedezijihaoxiangshixiangyouqianrenpanguanxideqiongqinqi。

daoshimomowailewaitou,shengyingancuidao:“womeiyoumama,neigenvrenyebushiwomama!”

chenxidengdaleyanjing,zaizijifuqinmianqianshuozheizhonghua,xiaopengyou,niyouxieguofenpannie!

pianpianyipangdemopeichenbujinbuzuzhi,faneryouxiandeduanqilechabei,sihumomoshuodeshishiqingyiban。

conghaomenchulaidechenxiziranzhidaoxuduohaomendequansejiaoyi,zheizhongguanyuzijimeimeidebagua,tagengjiabuxiangzhidao!

“haole,woxiawuhaiyoushiqing,jiubudanwunimenshijianle。xiaokeaikuaigenzhenibaba……”chenxisongkedehuahaimeishuowan,mianqiandemomoqueturanzhouqilemeitou,suihoubianyi**zuozailedishang,etoushangjinchulelenghan。

“momo!”mopeichenyibajiangtabaoqilai,muguangfeikuaidesaoguozhuoshangdeshiwu,muguanglengliedekanxiangchenxi,yanshenzhongyiranyouleshayi。

“duzihaoteng。”momotongkudebizheyanjing,xiaoxiaodequantoujinjindezuanzhe,kejianshizhendetengdelihai。

chenxibeimopeichendeyanshenhelegejiling,ganmangbaishoudao:“doushidiandewaimai,meishenmeteshudedongxi,shuiguo,baozihaiyouniunai……”

“taheleniunai?!”mopeichenxiangshalechenxidexindouyoule。

momoconglaimeiheguoniunai,jiushiyinweitabunengheniunai!

chenxiyefanyingguolai,zhidaozijichuanglehuo,huishennachuzijidewaitaopizaimomodeshenshang,ganmanggenzhemopeichenyiqixialouganquleyiyuan。

xinzhongqiqiutaiziyeqianwanbuyaochushenmeyiwai。

mopeichenjiangchekaidefeikuai,zuozaihoupaidechenxibaozhehuaizhongdemomo,yankuangdoujidetonghong。