第006章 恶趣味的玩笑

“啊?这?”

xuefengyundunshiyusai,suijishensegangadedixialetou。

“王亮,你?”

jiangweiweiqidehunshendouzaifadou,nalihaiyouguoshengridehaoxinqing。

“hehe,jiangweiwei!”wanglianglengxiaozhiwen,“qingwennizaiyanchengshiyinxingdegongzuo,shisheibangnizhaode?”

shunjianjiangweiweijiubushuohuale,feichanglangbeidezuohuizuowei。

yucitongshi,wangliangyinsenkongbudemuguang,zaiciluodaolehouxiaochuandeshenshang。

zhizhixianzai,dajiacaizhiwangliangjinwanyaoduifuderenzhengshihouxiaochuan。

zhiyutongxuejuhui,yijijiangweiweideshengri,zheixiebuguotongtongjiushiyigejiekoueryi!

当晚真正的主角!

正是——侯小川!

然而此时他人呢?

wanquangenmeishirenside,manlianxiaohehedezuochuleyigehuiying。

“wangliang,baoyuwohaichideguan!”

“hehe,meichiguozhurou,nandaomeijianguozhupao?”

shuohuajiantazhaohumeinvfuwuyuanguolai……

“fuwuyuan,qinglaiyifenshuangtoubao!”

“fanzhengyourenqingkerangsuibiandian,buchibaibuchi!”

shunjian,wangliangliansejubian。

“什么?双头鲍?”

bujinwangliangjingdaile,qitarenyedouzhenjingwanfen。

shuangtoubaojiazhibufei,zaizheidengyuelouyifenzhishaozai3000yuanyishang!

hehe,rensheidoumeixiangdao,houxiaochuanzhengandian!

tongshizheiyeshuomingyigewenti,tabenrenbingfeishenmedoubudong!

“yo,wangshao,zenme?xintengle?”houxiaochuanxixiaoyankaidediaokandao。

“hehe,houxiaochuan,wojiayouqiancaiwanguan,shuangtoubaochibuqionglaozi!”wanglianghaobuzaihudepailepaixiongkou,qishineixinfennuzhiji,youyuzheidahuayijingfangchuqule,tazhinengshisiyazizuiyingdeyingchengxiaqu。

“e!”houxiaochuannaolenaotou,chenjishuodao:“jiranwangjiacaidaqicu,heburuqingtongxuehelaoshidoulaiyifenshuangtoubaoni?yitoubaotaizhenguile,gujidengyueloumeiyou!”

“fuwuyuan!”wangliangdangchangjiujileyan,“dengyuelouyoumeiyouyitoubao?”

“wangshao,mei,meiyou!”meinvfuwuyuanduoliduosuodehuiyingshuo。

“ng?”wangliangdengdaleshuangyan,“zhenmeiyou!”

“zhen,zhendemeiyou!”meinvfuwuyuanxinxudedixialetou。

dengyuelouzaidangdixianchengkeshizuihaohuajiudian,shanzhenhaiweiyangyangqiquan,qinengmeiyouyitoubaoni?

只不过呢!

zheiyitoubaojiagetaigaoleya!

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yizhiyazhehuoqidelufeitengdezhanlechulai,taqihuhudezhizhehouxiaochuanlengxiaodao:“hehe,houxiaochuan,nixiaozizaizhaoshiba!”

“yo,nalilaidegouzailuanjiao!”houxiaochuanmanlianxianqidehuilehuishou。

lufeiyizhixiangzhaoyoutouduifuhouxiaochuan,tingdaohouxiaochuanzaimatashigou,dunshiqidehuomaosanzhang,tongshitayeruyuanyichangdededaoleyigeguangmingzhengdajiaoxunhouxiaochuandejihui。

sheizhijiuzaizheigeshihou,wanglianglishengzhizhileta。

“陆飞,坐下!”

“liangge,houxiaochuanta?”

“闭嘴,坐下!”

“哼!”

lufeisuiranyouyibaigebuganxin,danshizaiwangliangde**zhixia,tazhinenglaolaoshishidezuoxia。

“xuelaoshi,tongxuemen,ganggangbuhaoyisiha,womenzaikaiwanxiao!”wangliangshuangshouheshiweixiaodaoqian,tongshizhaohumeinvfuwuyuanjixudiancan。

zuoweiduikaiwanxiaotongxuedebuchang,wangliangzhuanmenweihouxiaochuandianleyifenshuangtoubao。

“xiaochuantongzhuo,lihai!”tangchunhuaxiaoshengdiguzhegongweidao。

“chunhua,laileshangni!”houxiaochuanhehexiaodao。

“heng,buxihan!”tangchunhuafeichangbumandejueqilezui,qishitaxinlizaojiugaoxinghuaile。

biekantajiakailiansuochaoshiyouqian,tayebushijingchangnengchihuishuangtoubao,bijingzheidongxitaiguile!

rucizhenguideshuangtoubao,houxiaochuanjingranyaorangjiziji?zheishuomingtaxihuantabei!tazheixinlidangrangaoxing。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yizhenbuhexiedeshengyinzaicichongtaxiangqi。

“tangchunhua,nibushiyoubaoyuma?dangranmeiyoubiyaochirenjiade!”lufeiyinyangguaiqidewangxiangletangchunhua,xiaorongyouxieyiweishenzhang。

“lufei,zaichangdetongxuemendouyou,nizheimeshuowoyirenshenmeyisi?”tangchunhuadangchangjiunule。

“hehe,yinwei……nibenshenjiuyouya!”lufeiyiyushuangguan,xiaorongfeichangdejian。

“a?lufei,ni?”tangchunhuaxiangmingbaizahuishihoutadeliantengdejiuhongle,qidetazhenggerengengshihunshendouzaifadou。

“hahaha!”zhaopengjulvxiandaxiaoqilai,yanshensiwujidandedaliangzhetangchunhua,xiangshouzhebaofutadelaidekgan!

qichudajiabudong,henkuaimingbaiguolailufeishuodeshishenmeyisi,luxuyounantongxuemenfuhedaxiao,yanshengengshibuhuaihaoyidewangxianglezaichangdenvtongxue,yijiyingyulaoshishenshang。

“……”houxiaochuanyiyanbufa,yinchenzheliankanzhexianchangzheifannaoju。

gaozhongbiyezheicaijinianya,banlinantongxuezenmebianderuciwochuo,meiyoubandiandetongxueqingyi!

ruciequweidexiurunvtongxue,zhendeyouyisima?

“lufei,ni,ni**!”tangchunhuanuchilufei,naqibaoqishenjiuzou。

“chunhua,dengdengwo!”liuhaiyanhuangluanbuanzhanqi,tongshiyenaqilezijisuishenwupin。

“海艳,等等我!”

“等等,我!”

“……”

guolemeiduojiu,banlinvtongxuemendoukuaizouwanle!

suizhenvtongxuedafanweidelikai,zaichangdenantongxuejihudoushaleyanla!

“xuelaoshi,liuhaiyan,nimen……”jiangweiweihuangleshen,jimangdahanzhezhuilechuqu。

“weiwei,dengdengwo!”wangliangzhejiwanfendedashengrangrangqilai。

haohaodeyichangtongxueyanhui,yinweilufeikaidezheifanequweiwanxiao,gaodedajiabuhuanersan!

zishizhizhong,lufeidoubuzhizijicuozailenali!

“lufei,niqusiba!”wangliangyijiaobalufeichuaidaozaidi。

“liangge,liangge,wo,wo……”lufeimanlianhuangkongdexiangjieshijieshi,pianpianjiushijieshibuchulaishenme。

“jinwandesunshi,nilaipei!”wangliangshuowanqishixiongxiongdezhuanshenjiuzou!

“liangge,cai……caihaimeishangni!”lufeidahanzhejieshi。

“neizhang,niyedesuan!”wangliangtouyebuhuidelishengnudao,henkuairenjiubujianlezongying。

luluxuxude,dajiadouzoule!

weidu,houxiaochuan**zuozaiyuanwei,yidongbudong!

dawanshangdeshengleyiduzimenqi,lufeizhengchouzhaobudaodifangfaxieni,zhenghaokandaolehouxiaochuanzheigeqingdi,dunshihendetayaoyaqiechi。

“pengju!”lufeishilegeyanse,liangrenmoquancazhangdezouleguoqu!

cishicike,houxiaochuangengemeishirensideyaotouhuangnao,haizaidengbaoyushangzhuoni!

sihaobuzhiweixianjijianglailin!

……