第一章:搞砸婚礼

我不同意!”

yanhuitingdedamenbeituikai,qiangliedetaiyangguangzhaojinlai,gezixiaoxiaodetianxiaolujigekuabuchongshangjiangtai。

maoziyizhai,waiyiyituo,tingletingyuangungundedupi,zhizhexinlangdefangxiang:“molinghan,wangbadan,nikehaijidewoduzidehaizi?!

yinleshengjiaranerzhi,zhongrenjiechengjingelian,yilianzhenjingdekanxianglunyishangdexinlang。

jintianzheichanghunlizhenshixiqi!

biejiadexinlangdoujingshendousoumanmianchunfeng,zheigexinlanghunmibuxingjinsitanhuan,zuozailunyishangquanchengyoubaobiaotuizhe。

“mogege,mogege……”

xinniangsunfeifeijidebuxing,lianjiaolehaojishengmogege,dantademogegeyidianzhuanxingdehenjidoumeiyou。

sunfeifeigangadezhanghonglelian,toukanleyiyanxiamiandebinke,ganjuebinkedeyilunfenfenlengchaorefengquanshizaizhenduita。

tacongxiaojiaoshengguanyang,nalishoudelezheige,huanglejixiamolinghanwuguohou,yiqizhixiabapenghuashuaizaitadeshenshang,wuzhezuiwuwuwuwudepaolechuqu。

tianxiaolulengyanpangguan,zheixinniangziyetebujili,kanzheshencaifengmanjianshuo,shinengganzhangdehaoshou,sheiliaojinglianmatazheige“disanzhe”yijuyemeiyoujiupaole。

haidetalianzhunbeichongfendefangzhualianmianzhaodoumeiyongdeshang。

tianxiaoluchenzhehunluan,qiaoqiaodecongjiangtaishangxialai,liudaomeirendejiaoluo。

kanjianzhuozishangfangzhedianxintangguo,zhualeyidabasaijinbaoli。

chulezheizhongshi,nvfangyanmianjinshi,kendingbuyiburaoyaotaogeshuofa,yanhuitingluanchengyipian,shuangfangjijinfenzihaichadiandaqilai。

houlainannvfanggepaichulaiyigerenchulaigoutong,yebuzhizenmeshuode,nvfangderenfenfenliqu,nanfangpairenliuxialaishoushihuichang。

yichangshengdashehuadehunliyishibaishouchang!

duozaijiaoluolidexiaoxiao“yunfu”gaoxingdebileyigeyes!

yes,youchenggongyidan!

tianxiaoluxinlineijiaoyigeshuangkuai!

buguo,songlaowufeiderenni?

shuohaoshichengzhihoujixianjin,yaotazaixianchangdeng,zenmeshijifenzhongguoquleliangejietouderenyemeiyou?

suanle,budengle,fanzhengtaliuyouguzhudeshenfenxinxi,bupataburenzhang。

tahaiyouqitayewuyaopao,meishijianyizhidengxiaqu。

gangxiangconghoumentoumozheliuzou,shenhouturantiaochulaiyigelaotaitai。

zheigelaotaitaichuanzhezhenshihaokan,molvsedeqipao,xiangyabaizhenzhuxianglian,tangzhelaonianrenzuishixingdetoufa,shoushangdaizheyi,er,san,si,wu,liu,liugebaoshijiezhi,yikanjiushifeifujiguirenjiadelaotaitai。

“laonainaininshibushizhaobudaochuqudelule?”tianxiaoluzhabazhedayanjingwen。

laotaitaiyaoyaotou,ranhouraozhetianxiaoluzouleyiquan,muguangjuzaitianxiaoluduzishang,xiaomimidewen:“zheige,shiwomenahande?”

tianxiaolumashangfanyingguolai,yonglidiantou:“dui,jiushimolinghande,tazhenshimeiliangxin,rangwohuaileyunquegenbiedenvrenjiehun,wuwu……”

tianxiaoluchouchoutitidemozheyanlei。

laotaitaigenbenbuguanxintadebiaoyanshibushibizhen,yebuzaihutashibushishangxin。

tazhengdaleyanjing,xiangshixinshangyijianyishupinyiyangxinshangzhetianxiaoludeduzi,xiangmobuganmo,xiangpengbuganpeng。

“wodezhongsunsun,wodezhongsunsun,taihaole,wozhongyuyaodangzunainaile……”

tagaoxingdeshouwuzudao,xianggehaizi。

tianxiaoluzhenglezheng,e……zheigelaotaitaishibushiyoudianbuzhengchang?

tazhengchouzhebuzhidaogaizenmebancaihao,cemenhuranpaoguolailianggebaobiao,yebuguantianxiaolushibushigaoluanfenzi,lianhongdaiquanjiazhelaotaitaizoule。

tianxiaolukanzhelaotaitailiqudebeiying,xiangqizijidenainai,qingtanleyisheng。

jifenzhonghou,tatoumozheliujinweishengjian,shenshouwangduziliyitao,taochuyigeruanhuhudebaozhenlai……tanalishihuaiyun,fenmingshiqiaozhuangweizhuangde!

niyaowentianxiaoluweishenmezheimemeipin,jiabanyunfugaozarenjiahunli,heihei,gaosuniba,tajiushizhuanmenganzheigede!

tazheige“zhuanyeqiannvyou”zhiye,kansibukaopu,meigeyuejingyeyouhaojiqiandeshouru,yanghuotagennainaichuochuoyouyu,kebiquyechangshuapanzishuawanqiangduole。

suoweiyouxuqiujiuyoushichang,butingerzouxian,nanenglaiqianzheimekuai?

zheibu,gangmangwanyidan,mashangyouxinyewuzhaoshangmen。

“wei,shiqiannvyoufuwuzhongxinma?”

“shideshide,ninshuo!”

“woxianggennvpengyoufenshou,danwobuzhidaogaizenmeshuo,suoyi……”

“haodemingbaile,ninzainani,xianzaifangbianmiantanma……neiwoxianzaiguoqu,nindengwoyihuier,haolei,zaijian!”

zheigeyueyetaishunle,quanshidadanzi,yidanjieyidan,zhaozheiyangxiaqu,talichengweixiaofupodemubiaobuyuanle!

tianxiaolugaoxinghuaile,zhangkaishoubei,yiyijiafeijidezitaichaozheditiekoufeiguoqu。

……

“dong”yisheng,molinghanyizhangpaizaibangongzhuoshang。

“qichidaru,jianzhishiqichidaru!”

mojinyanxienizhedanfengyan,manbujingxindeshuo:“bomuyeshiweinihao,nijiubieshengtadeqile!”

“weiwohaojiuwangwobeizilixiayao,rangwogenbuxihuandenvrenjiehun?!”

“niyizhibuzhaonvpengyou,jiashangwaimiandeliuyanyu……keke,tamenyeshizheji!”

molinghantuikaiyizizhanqilai,fushouerli,zhanzailuodichuangqian。

huditayouzhuanguolaishen,zhizhezijidetangdimojinyan:“niyoushizenmehuishi,congnazhaodeluanqibazaodenvren,haihuailewodehaizi……nimenyigegebuqisiwobuganxinshiba?”

“ei,dage,nibiegouyaolvdongbinbushihaorenxin,ruguobushiwochucixiace,nixianzaiyijingchenglesunfeipodekuaxiazhichenle!”

molinghandengletayiyan,xinzhongsuiranyouqi,danmojinyanbijingrangrengaozaleneichanghunli,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulao。

“neigenvrenkekaoma?”tawen。

“shei……e,nishuotianxiaolu,kendingkekao,renjiajiushizhuanmenganzheigede,jingyanfengfudehen!”

molinghanlenghengyisheng,kanzhemojinyan:“nianjiqingqingbuxuehao,jingganxiexiemenwaidaodeshi!”

mojinyan:“nishishuotaahaishishuowoa?”

molinghanbunaidehuihuishou:“quququ,woxianzaikanjiannimenjiufan!”

“dage,wozuijinshoutou……”

molinghannaleyigeyanhuigangzaguoqu:“kuaidianjiwogun!”

molinghan,sshishoufu,nianjiqingqingduocidengshangyazhoufuhaobang,renzhangdekanbiguojijuxing,shencaikanbiguojinanmo。

zheimeshuaiqiduojindeyigenanren,shenbiangaibuquenvren,kebuzhiweihe,tashinvrenweihongshuimengshou,zheimedarenle,jingyigefeiwenduixiangyemeiyou!

zheikebatajialirenjichouhuaile,weilezhongzhiwaimiandeliuyanfeiyu,shuotaxihuannanrenzheizhonghua,jiarenlianheqilaijitabaobanleyichanghunyin。

benlaidoushejidehaohaode,ranghelemenghanyaodemolinghangensunfeifeizouwanhongtan,zheizhuanghunhunshijiuchengle。

sheiliaobanlushangshachulaigechengyaojin。

molinghanzhanzailuodichuangqian,fukanleyiyanlouxiaheiyayadejizhemeiti。

tatoutengdefulefue,naqidianhuadajimishu:“gaosusunzong,mxiangmuworanglisanqianwan,suanshiduihunlizuodebuchang!”