第2章
“xing！quyekeyi！wobixuyaozaipangbiankanzhecaixing！”
zhouyanshenniutouzhengqiuwodeyijian，wowusuoweidediantou。
fanzhengduogelaoyezikanzheyebuhuiyingxiangdaowoshoufuegui。
shangliangtuodang，zhouyanshenkaichedaizhezhoulaoyezihewoyiqiquleyiyuan，laosilaisizaiyizhongputongcheziliyouqixianyan。wokanxiangyiyuandalou，shenqingyouxieyansu。
wonengganjuechuneizhieguihaizaizheili，shenzhiyinweixishouleyiyuanlidegezhongsiqiyuanqiergengjiaqiangda。
shiqingkongpahuiyouxiejishou。
yixingrengangzouxiache，yigeshenchuandaopaodelaorenbianzouleguolai。taxianshisaoleyanzhouyanshendeche，suihouduizhewomensanrenxinglegeli，kanxiangzhoulaoyezidao：“laorenjia，wokannizinvgongfahei，shibushijialiyoushenmerenshengbingle？”
周老爷子心里一动。
zheirenshizenmekanchulaide？
laoshengunjianzhoulaoyezimeizhisheng，jiuzhidaozijishuoduile。taqiazheshouzhiyaotouhuangnao，piankehoutanxiyisheng：“kexi，kexi。”
“laoshenxian，kexishenme？”
zhoulaoyezizuobuzhule，yanqiandelaorenxufajiebai，kanqilaidaoguxianfeng，bineigehuangmaoyatouyoushuofulideduole。
laoshengunzhuangmozuoyanglebantian，caijixushuoxiaqu：“nidehaizibingfeibingqiruti，ershieguichanshena！”
zhoulaoyezidengdaleyanjing，takankanlaoshengun，zaikankanlinzhishuang。zheiliangrenyigelianggedouzheimeshuo，mofeitaerzizhendeshibeiguichanshangle？！
“laoshenxian，nijirankandechumendao，burubangbangwodeerba！baochousuibianti，duoshaoqianyewusuowei！”
laoshengunxinlilekailehua，tazaiyiyuanmenkoupianlezheimeduonian，diyiciyudaozheimedafangle，dangxiadiandiantou，dashouyihui。
“laofuyuniyouyuan，qiannaishenwaizhiwu，bubiduoti。niruoyouxin，daoshihoujidianxianghuo，jiudangjiegeshanyuan。”
zhoulaoyezilianliandiantou，ganjindaizhelaoshengunzoujinleyiyuan，kandoubukanzhouyanshenhewoyiyan。
zhouyanshenyebujieyi，tamanyouyougenzailaoyezishenhou，zoujinleyijianjiahubingfang。zhouqinghezhengtangzailimian，hunmibuxing。laoshengunzhikanleyiyan，jiudajingshise：“haoqiangdegui！”
wocongtoudaoweiyiyanbufa，zhishizhizhikanzhefushenzaizhouqingheshenshangzhengzainingxiaodeguihun，quantouyueyueyushi。
zheikedoushihuoshengshengdegongdea！
zhoulaoyezizhanzhanweiweizoushangqianwozhuzhouqinghedeshou，xinjirufendao：“laoshenxian，qiunijiujiuwodeera！”
zhouyanshenlengyanpangguan，zhijuedewubikexiao。yeyepabushilaohutule，zhiqianhaikoukoushengshengbuxin，xianzaijuranzhudongbalingyigeshengunqingjinlai。buguoyeshi，bijingtangzaizheilidekeshitadangminggenzitengdexiaoerzi，huanlepangrenzhipahaidebudaozheidaiyu。
landezaikanzheichunaoju，zhouyanshenpailepaiwodejian：“kaishiba，banishuodeguihunganchulai。”
yitingzheihua，laoshengundunshijingtidekanxiangwo。
sihumeixiangdaowozhangdebaibaijingjing，jingranshitongxingqiangshengyide。
“慢着！”
yankanwoyaodongshou，laoshengunganjinlanzhuwo，yizhengyancidao：“zheiweixiaoyou，wokannishenshangbanfenxiuweiyewu，fenmingbushiwodaomenzhongren！”
zheihuadeyisijiushishuowoshipianzile。
zhoulaoyezibenjiubuxinwo，zheihuierkanxiangwodeyanshenyuefayane。
wozhoumei，zhuantoukanxianglaoshengun，renrenzhenzhenjieshidao：“woyunimenbutong，woyouzijidequguifangshi，henlihaide。”
zheifanjieshifandaorangshengunchaoxiaochusheng，tashangqianbawojikai，manlianaoman：“xiaoyatoupianzidongshenme？jiusuanniyouxiuwei，kanninianlingbuguoershiduosui，zheidiannianjinengyouduogaoshendebenshi？laofuquannihaishibuyaozhaoyaozhuangpianle，huitoushiana！”
woyouxiewuyu，daliangzhezhouweisanrenbuxinrendemuguang，zhudonghoutuileyibu。
“那你先来。”
laoshengunwenyanqiuzhibude，talikezoudaozhouqinghechuangbian，kaishiniannianyouci。
wotingbudongtaniandeshenmedongxi，youxiexianqidekanzhelaoshengunnazhetaomujianzaibingfanglidaochuluanwu，neifumoyangbuxiangzaizuofa，daoxiangshifadian。
“woshifuzuofadeyangzikebizheipiaoliangduole。”
digushengluojinzhouyanshenerzhong，tarenbuzhuduokanlelinzhishuangjiyan。
“你还有师父？”
大神棍带小神棍？
“嗯......”
womenmenyingleyisheng，xiangdaolexiebuhaodehuiyi。
zhouyanshenbeigouqilehaoqixin，tagangxiangzaiwenliangju，quetingneilaodaoshiyishengdahe。
“魂魄归位！”
shuowan，tahuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，mozhehuzixiaodegaoshenmoce。
“haole，eguiyijingbeiganzoule。”
zhouyanshenmeishaoyitiao，tazoushangqian，qingqinghuanglehuangzhouqinghedejianbang。
“叔叔？”
zhoulaoyezidexinyetidaolesangziyan。
laoshengunweiweiyixiao，tazaojiuzhunbeihaoleshuoci。ruguobingrenxingle，neijiushitaquguichenggong；ruguomeixing，jiushisanhunqipoqueshi，xiangyaolaohuihunpojiudejixujiaqian。
怎么算都不亏。
suizhezhouyanshendehuhuan，zhouqinghehuanglehuangnaodai，huanhuanzhengkaileshuangyan。
zhoulaoyezishenseyixi，gangxiangshangqianquebeizhouyanshenlanzhu。
“yeye，tadezhuangtaibuduijing。”
zhoulaoyezitingxiajiaobu，zhijianchuangshangdezhouqingheshensedaizhi，liangyanwushen。laodaoshiquebuhuangbumang，xiangdangzixin：“zheishieguibeiquchuhoudezhengchangxianxiang。zhiyaotiezhangfujiuhao，yizhangfuwubai......”
tashangqianjiuxiangbashoulidefuzhitiezaizhouqinghebeishang，ranerhuayinweiluo，chuangshangdezhouqinghehuranshuangyanxinghong，haojiaoyishengtiaoqilaijiuyaoqialaoshengundebozi。
biangulaideturan，suoyourendoumeifanyingguolai，laoshengungengshihedetuijiaofaruan。qianjunyifazhiji，woyigejianbuchongleguoqu，shoulinazheyidaoshanzhejinguangdefuzhouhenhentieshangzhouqinghedehounao！
“百邪退散，破！”
suizhewoyishengdahe，zhouqinghedeshentilimaochuyidaoheiyan。zaifuzhoujinguangdeweijiaoxia，heiyanaihaoniuqu，suihoupengdeyishengzhijiezhakai，huaweixuwu。
zheiyiqiejieshudehenkuai，jihufashengzaidianguanghuoshijian。zhouqingheliangyanyifanzhongxinyunleguoqu，erlaoshengunzezaiheiyanmaochulaideshunjianjiuhededuoluertao。zhouyanshenzhenjingdekanzhezheiyiqie，jihushuobuchuhualai。
zheixieshiyetaidianfurenzhile，tadehuanhuan。
zhoulaoyezitongyangruci，jiuzaierrenshuobuchuhualaideshihou，tangzaichuangshangzhouqinghehudekaishijuliedoudong。